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Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.24,0:00:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Belo chapéu,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.12,0:00:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imbecil,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.26,0:00:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pareces um pato.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.56,0:00:18.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O Alfred leu os teus livros,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.67,0:00:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ele disse-me que não prestavam.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.92,0:00:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu vou esmagar os teus tomates ingleses até
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.54,0:00:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,serem salsicha com puré.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.17,0:00:25.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Já vi melhor trabalho de detetive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.07,0:00:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no "Tango & Cash".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.81,0:00:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cabeçudo,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.87,0:00:30.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eu atiro arruaçeiros como tu para fora das ruas,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.06,0:00:31.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enquanto tu e a Velma
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.61,0:00:33.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,estão a resolver mistérios de Scooby-Doo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.81,0:00:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nada me faz rir
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.37,0:00:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mas aposto que os teus raps conseguem.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.06,0:00:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,portanto anda cá,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.07,0:00:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,puta,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.64,0:00:40.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sou o Batman!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.53,0:00:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu uma vez conheci um homem rico
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.28,0:00:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,que cheirava a estrume e dor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.89,0:00:44.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes, explica.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.78,0:00:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu deduzo que esta nódoa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.28,0:00:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,é o Bruce Wayne.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.28,0:00:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o bilionário?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.14,0:00:49.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sim, a sua riqueza permitiria
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.65,0:00:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a este nosso adversário
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.82,0:00:52.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,poder pagar os brinquedos de que ele precisa.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.41,0:00:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Já que ele não tem super poderes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.32,0:00:55.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Queres uma batalha, morcego?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.74,0:00:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anda, então
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.59,0:00:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu ouvi que ele tinha um mordomo inglês
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.17,0:00:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boa, assim ele estará habituado
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.52,0:01:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a ser servido por um inglês!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.22,0:01:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu és um excêntrico vigilante pintado de preto,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.97,0:01:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uma batata sem habilidades
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.64,0:01:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o meu ajudante é um médico
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.18,0:01:08.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque o ritmo dele é doentio!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.09,0:01:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calem-se cromos.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.52,0:01:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sirvo justiça, engulam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.48,0:01:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o meu ajudante só aparece
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.44,0:01:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quando ele é preciso!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.76,0:01:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rapaz Maravilha faz-te admirar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.73,0:01:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,como levaste uma coça,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.71,0:01:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mordo com mais força que aqueles lobos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.61,0:01:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lá em Baskerville
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.40,0:01:19.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu vou rebentar-te com esse
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.03,0:01:19.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Repelente de morcego-êxcentrico-rap!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.97,0:01:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rappel de um prédio, arrebato um vilão
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.89,0:01:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e pelo o jantar estar a descansar.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.78,0:01:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tenho um segredo sobre a tua amiga
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.81,0:01:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Irene Adler
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.56,0:01:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,levei-a ao meu ninho
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.28,0:01:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,para "bam pow kersplat"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.22,0:01:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eu vou despedaçar esse violino
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.99,0:01:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,com a mão, à pancada!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.89,0:01:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Santo Conan Doyle, vamos a eles!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.78,0:01:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, valha-me Deus!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.92,0:01:29.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu não és inteligente,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.100,0:01:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu és egoísta,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.92,0:01:32.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,colocas a vida de todos em risco.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.23,0:01:33.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque é que não deixas o teu namorado
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.89,0:01:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,voltar para casa com a sua esposa?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.33,0:01:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ninguém gosta de ti,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.34,0:01:37.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nem o teu irmão, nem o teu parceiro
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.83,0:01:38.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nem a Scotland Yard!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.97,0:01:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vais morrer sozinho, sem amigos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.48,0:01:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exceto essa agulha no teu braço!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.18,0:01:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isto não deve ser registado a um nível emocional
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.42,0:01:49.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Em primeiro lugar, explorar a tragédia de infância,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.01,0:01:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,depois o gesto com o cachimbo...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.18,0:01:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watson acaba o trabalho...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.31,0:01:54.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Em seguida, reconhecer o elogio.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.26,0:01:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Concluir com a frase assassina.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.40,0:01:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu acredito que o homicídio dos teus pais
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.01,0:01:59.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,é a razão para mascarares o rosto
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.34,0:02:00.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,estás envergonhado e traumatizado
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.41,0:02:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e assombrado pela grande desgraça
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.11,0:02:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,de ver como resíduos inertes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.78,0:02:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enquanto a mamã morria
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.69,0:02:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e o papá era despachado na hora!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.58,0:02:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes, desvendaste o caso!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.98,0:02:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,És um cesto de merda de morcego louco!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.11,0:02:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muito boas rimas!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.17,0:02:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tenho toneladas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.52,0:02:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Destruir estes parvalhões dinâmicos foi,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.53,0:02:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elementar meu caro Watson.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.75,0:02:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.64,0:02:19.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QUEM GANHOU?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.03,0:02:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QUEM É O PRÓXIMO?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.58,0:02:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TU DECIDES!