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Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.62,0:00:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bel cappello,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.75,0:00:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sfigato!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.61,0:00:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sembri un'anatra!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.05,0:00:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho fatto leggere i tuoi libri ad Alfred,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.90,0:00:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mi ha detto che fanno schifo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.51,0:00:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Schiaccerò le tue palle inglesi finchè
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.26,0:00:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non saranno salsiccia e puré!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.49,0:00:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho visto un miglior lavoro investigativo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.58,0:00:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Tango e Cash!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.30,0:00:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Idiota,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.19,0:00:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,caccio i teppisti come te a calci via dalle strade,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.71,0:00:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre tu e Velma, qui,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.11,0:00:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,state risolvendo misteri da Scooby-Doo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.35,0:00:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non mi fa ridere niente,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.78,0:00:37.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma scommetto che il tuo rap può farlo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.43,0:00:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quindi inizia pure,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.73,0:00:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stronzo,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.04,0:00:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sono Batman!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.82,0:00:42.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho già incontrato un tipo ricco
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.43,0:00:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che odorava di guano e dolore...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.18,0:00:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spiega, Holmes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.30,0:00:46.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deduco che questa macchia di cacca
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.55,0:00:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è Bruce Wayne!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.68,0:00:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il miliardario?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.34,0:00:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sì, la sua ricchezza consentirebbe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.89,0:00:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a questo nostro avversario
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.13,0:00:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di permettersi i giochi di cui ha bisogno...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.80,0:00:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...visto che non ha superpoteri!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.65,0:00:56.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vuoi un combattere, pipistrello?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.23,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Comincia, allora!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho sentito che ha un maggiordomo inglese!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.52,0:01:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bene, quindi sarà abituato
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.01,0:01:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a essere servito dagli inglesi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.80,0:01:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei uno strambo vigilante in mutande nere,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.62,0:01:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buffone senza abilità.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.97,0:01:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il mio assistente è un dottore...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.51,0:01:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...perchè il suo rap ti contagia!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.82,0:01:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zitti, nerd!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.92,0:01:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io servo giustizia, quindi mangiatela!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.81,0:01:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La mia spalla arriva solo...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.80,0:01:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...quando ce n'è bisogno!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.90,0:01:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il Ragazzo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.40,0:01:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meraviglia ti fa meravigliare
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.08,0:01:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di come il tuo culo è stato preso a calci!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.98,0:01:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morde più forte di quei mastini
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.98,0:01:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giù a Baskerville!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:19.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti spruzzo con lo spray
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.19,0:01:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,repellente per rap schifosi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.13,0:01:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scalo un edificio, combatto un cattivo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.91,0:01:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e per cena sono a casa!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.17,0:01:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho un segreto sulla tua amata,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.96,0:01:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Irene Adler:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.94,0:01:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho portato il suo didietro nel mio nido
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.82,0:01:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per farmela, BAM POW!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.56,0:01:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frantumerò quel violino
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.56,0:01:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con un colpo della mano.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.29,0:01:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Santo Conan Doyle, prendiamoli!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.41,0:01:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh per Dio!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.21,0:01:30.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non sei intelligente,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.43,0:01:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sei egoista,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.47,0:01:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,metti in pericolo la vita di tutti!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.48,0:01:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perchè non lasci che il tuo fidanzato qui
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.19,0:01:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,torni a casa da sua moglie?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.72,0:01:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non piaci a nessuno
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.58,0:01:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nè a tuo fratello, ne' al tuo partner,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.95,0:01:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ne' a Scotland Yard!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.07,0:01:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morirai solo senza amici
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.50,0:01:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tranne quell'ago nel tuo braccio!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.33,0:01:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non va registrato a livello emotivo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.90,0:01:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Primo, sfruttare tragedia d'infanzia,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.71,0:01:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,poi gesto con la pipa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.80,0:01:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watson finisce la sua battuta.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.84,0:01:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dopo, ricevere complimento.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.76,0:01:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Concludere con frase fatta letale.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.53,0:01:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Credo che l'omicidio dei tuoi genitori
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.32,0:01:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sia il motivo per cui ti mascheri,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.48,0:02:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sei umiliato e traumatizzato
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.78,0:02:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e perseguitato dall'immensa vergogna
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.58,0:02:04.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di guardare come un rifiuto umano
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.15,0:02:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre tua mamma moriva
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.99,0:02:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e tua papà veniva fatto sparire in fretta!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.78,0:02:08.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes hai risolto il caso!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.19,0:02:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei un pezzo di bat-merda, svitato!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.48,0:02:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rime maledettamente buone!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.57,0:02:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ne ho a tonnellate!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.78,0:02:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sfottere questi Dinamici Deficienti è stato...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.10,0:02:16.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elementare, mio caro Watson!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.100,0:02:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.73,0:02:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi ha vinto?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.95,0:02:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi è il prossimo?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.60,0:02:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo decidete voi!