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Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.48,0:00:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bel cappello,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.60,0:00:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sfigato.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.61,0:00:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sembri un'anatra
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.98,0:00:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho fatto leggere i tuoi libri ad Alfred
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.94,0:00:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mi ha detto che fanno schifo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.30,0:00:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Schiaccerò le tue palle inglesi finchè
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.75,0:00:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non saranno salsiccia e patate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.50,0:00:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho visto un miglior lavoro investigativo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.36,0:00:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Tango e Cash.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.19,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Idiota
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.10,0:00:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,caccio a calci dalle strade i teppisti come te,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.41,0:00:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre tu e Velma qui
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.81,0:00:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,state risolvendo misteri da Scooby-Doo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.08,0:00:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non mi fa ridere niente,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.71,0:00:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma scommetto che il tuo rap può farlo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.32,0:00:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quindi inizia pure
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.33,0:00:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stronzo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.84,0:00:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sono Batman!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.88,0:00:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho già incontrato un tipo ricco
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.40,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che puzzava di guano e dolore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes spiega
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.07,0:00:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deduco che questa macchia di cacca
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.58,0:00:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è Bruce Wayne!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.32,0:00:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il miliardario?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.23,0:00:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sì, la sua ricchezza consentirebbe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.71,0:00:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a questo nostro avversario
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.11,0:00:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di permettersi i giochi di cui ha bisogno...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.68,0:00:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...visto che non ha superpoteri!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.51,0:00:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vuoi una combattere, pipistrello?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.18,0:00:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Comincia, allora!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.72,0:00:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho sentito che ha un maggiordomo inglese!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.22,0:00:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bene, quindi sarà abituato
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.57,0:01:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a essere servito dagli inglesi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.43,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei uno strambo vigilante in mutande nere,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buffone senza abilità.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.87,0:01:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il mio assistente è un dottore...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.44,0:01:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...perchè i suoi flow sono malati!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.56,0:01:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,State zitti, nerd!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.89,0:01:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io servo giustizia, quindi mangiatela.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.79,0:01:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La mia spalla arriva solo...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.65,0:01:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...quando ce n'è bisogno!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.90,0:01:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.35,0:01:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wonder ti fa pensare
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.99,0:01:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come il tuo culo è stato ucciso,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.86,0:01:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,morde più forte di quei mastini
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.86,0:01:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giù a Baskerville,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.51,0:01:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti distruggo col
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.22,0:01:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,repellente anti-rap schifoso
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.16,0:01:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scalo un edificio, catturo un cattivo,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.20,0:01:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per poi rilassarmi a cena.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.14,0:01:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho un segreto sulla tua amata
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.14,0:01:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Irene Adler:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.73,0:01:24.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho portato il suo didietro nel mio nido
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.45,0:01:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per farmela bam-pow!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.60,0:01:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frantumerò quel violino
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.25,0:01:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con un colpo della mano.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.05,0:01:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Santo Conan Doyle prendiamoli,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.40,0:01:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh mio Dio!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.36,0:01:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non sei intelligente,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.27,0:01:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sei egoista,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.15,0:01:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,metti in pericolo la vita di tutti,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.58,0:01:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perchè non lasci che il tuo fidanzato qui
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.20,0:01:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,torni a casa da sua moglie?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.40,0:01:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non piaci a nessuno
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.45,0:01:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non a tuo fratello, ne' al tuo partner,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.08,0:01:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ne' a Scotland Yard.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.06,0:01:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morirai solo senza amici
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.66,0:01:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tranne quell'ago nel tuo braccio.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.25,0:01:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non va registrato a livello emotivo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.81,0:01:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Primo, sfruttare la tragedia d'infanzia,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.40,0:01:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,poi gesto con la pipa,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.69,0:01:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watson finisce la battuta finale,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dopo, riconoscere complimento.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.71,0:01:56.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Concludere con una frase fatta letale.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.31,0:01:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Credo che l'omicidio dei tuoi genitori
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.08,0:01:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sia il motivo per cui ti mascheri,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.56,0:02:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sei umiliato e traumatizzato
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.80,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e perseguitato dall'immensa vergogna
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di guardare come uno rifiuto passivo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.98,0:02:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre tua mamma moriva
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.98,0:02:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e tua papà veniva fatto sparire in fretta
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.66,0:02:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes hai risolto il caso!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.17,0:02:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei un pezzo di bat-merda, svitato!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.27,0:02:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rime maledettamente buone!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.33,0:02:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ne ho a tonnellate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.70,0:02:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sfottere questi Dinamici Deficienti è stato
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.67,0:02:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elementare, mio caro Watson!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.86,0:02:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.36,0:02:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi ha vinto?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.94,0:02:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi è il prossimo?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.71,0:02:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Decidete voi!