[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.48,0:00:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bel cappello Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.60,0:00:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sfigato Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.61,0:00:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sembri un'anatra Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.98,0:00:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho fatto leggere i tuoi libri ad Alfred Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.94,0:00:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mi ha detto che fanno schifo Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.30,0:00:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti schiaccerò le tue noci inglesi finchè Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.75,0:00:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,siano Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.50,0:00:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho visto un miglior lavoro investigativo Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.36,0:00:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Tango e Cash Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.19,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stupido Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.10,0:00:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prendo a calci i teppisti come te sulle sytafe Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.41,0:00:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre tu e Velma qui Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.81,0:00:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,state risolvendo misteri di Scooby-Doo Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.08,0:00:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,niente mi fa ridere Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.71,0:00:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma scommetto che il tuo rap può Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.32,0:00:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quindi inizia Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.33,0:00:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stronzo Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.84,0:00:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sono Batman Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.88,0:00:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,una volta ho incontrato un tipo ricco Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.40,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che puzzava di guano e dolore Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes spiega Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.07,0:00:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,deduco che questa maledetta macchia Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.58,0:00:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sia Bruce Wayne Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.32,0:00:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il milionario? Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.23,0:00:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sì, la sua ricchezza consentirebbe Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.71,0:00:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,al nostro avversario Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.11,0:00:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di permettersi i giochi di cui ha bisogno Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.68,0:00:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,visto che non ha superpoteri Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.51,0:00:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vuoi una sfida pipistrello? Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.18,0:00:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dai allora Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.72,0:00:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho sentito che ha un maggiordomo inglese Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.22,0:00:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bene, quindi sarà abituato Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.57,0:01:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a essere servito da uomini inglesi Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.43,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sei uno strambo vigilante in mutande nere Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buffone senza abilità Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.87,0:01:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il mio assistente è un dottore Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.44,0:01:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perchè i suoi flow sono malati Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.56,0:01:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,state zitti secchioni Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.89,0:01:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,io servo la giustizia quindi mangiatela Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.79,0:01:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il mio assistente arriva solo Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.65,0:01:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quando ce n'è bisogno! Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.90,0:01:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ragazzo Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.35,0:01:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wonder Woman ti fa pensare Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.99,0:01:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come il tuo culo è stato ucciso Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.86,0:01:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,morde più forte di quei cani Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.86,0:01:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giù a Baskerville Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.51,0:01:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti distruggo con quello Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.22,0:01:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,repellente contro il bat-schifoso-rap Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.16,0:01:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prendere un edificio, catturare un cattivo Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.20,0:01:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,poi rilassarsi per cena Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.14,0:01:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho un segreto sulla tua donna di casa Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.14,0:01:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Irene Adler Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.73,0:01:24.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho portato il suo didietro nel mio nido Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.45,0:01:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per farmela bam-pow Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.60,0:01:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,frantumerò quel violino Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.25,0:01:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con un taglio della mano Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.05,0:01:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,santo Conan Doyle prendiamoli Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.40,0:01:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh mio Dio Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.36,0:01:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non sei sveglio Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.27,0:01:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sei egoista Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.15,0:01:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,metti in pericolo la vita di tutti Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.58,0:01:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perchè non lasci che il tuo ragazzo qui Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.20,0:01:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vada a casa da sua moglie Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.40,0:01:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non piaci a nessuno Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.45,0:01:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,né a tuo fratello, né alla tua compagna Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.08,0:01:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,né a Scotland Yard Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.06,0:01:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,morirai solo senza amici Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.66,0:01:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tranne l'ago nel tuo braccio Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.25,0:01:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,questo non deve registrarsi su un livello emozionale Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.81,0:01:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,primo, sfruttare la tragedia d'infanzia Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.40,0:01:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,poi cenno con la pipa Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.69,0:01:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watson finisce la battuta finale Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,poi, riconoscere il complimento Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.71,0:01:56.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,concludere con una frase cattura-nemico Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.31,0:01:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io credo che l'omicidio dei tuoi genitori Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.08,0:01:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è il motivo per cui ti mascheri Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.56,0:02:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti vergogni e sei traumatizzato Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.80,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e perseguitato dalla grande disgrazia Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di guardare come uno rifiuto passivo Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.98,0:02:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre tua mamma moriva Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.98,0:02:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e tua papà era spedito con celerità Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.66,0:02:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes hai risolto il caso Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.17,0:02:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sei un pazzo bat-merda caso disperato Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.27,0:02:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rime belle insanguinate Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.33,0:02:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ne ho tonnellate Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.70,0:02:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sfottere questi coglioni dinamici è stato Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.67,0:02:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elementare mio caro Watson Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.86,0:02:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ohhhhh! Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.36,0:02:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chi ha vinto? Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.94,0:02:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chi è il prossimo? Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.71,0:02:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,decidete voi