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lijep šešir

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glupane

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izgledaš kao patka

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dao sam Alfredu da pročita tvoje knjige

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rekao mi je da su koma

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zgnječit ću ti britanska muda dok ne

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postanu kobasa i pire

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vidio sam bolji detektivski rad

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u Tangu i Cashu

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budalo

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izbacujem propalice poput tebe s ulica

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dok ti i ova Velma

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riješavate Scooby Doo zagonetke

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ništa me ne može nasmijati

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ali kladim se da tvoji repovi mogu

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zato navali, kurvo

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...

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ja sam Batman

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jednom sam upoznao bogatog momka

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koji je zaudarao na šišmišja govna i bol

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Holmes, objasni

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zaključujem da je ova mrlja od izmeta

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Bruce Wayne

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milijarder?

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da, njegovo bogatstvo bi omogućilo

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našem protivniku

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da si priušti igračke koje mu trebaju

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jer nema supermoći

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želiš li se boriti, šišmišu?

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navali onda

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čuo sam da ima britanskog batlera

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Dobro, onda se već navikao

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da ga sređuje Britanac

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ti si ludi čuvarski crnogaćasti

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krumpiroglavac bez vještina

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moj pomoćnik je doktor

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zato što su mu rime tako bolesne

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umuknite, štreberi

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ja služim pravdu, zato patite

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moj pomoćnik dolazi samo onda

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kad je potreban

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boy

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wonder te tjera da se pitaš

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kako ti je dupe ubijeno

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grizem jače od onih vučjaka

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iz Baskervilla

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razbit ću te s tim

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šišmišjim sprejem protiv lošeg repa

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spustiti se u zgradu, uhvatiti zlikovca

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i onda uživati na večeri

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reći ću ti tajnu o tvojoj frendici

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Irene Adler

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odveo sam ju u svoje gnijezdo

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da ju bam pow kersplatam

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smrskat ću tu violinu

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sa udarcem ruke

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sveti Conan Doyle, držimo ih

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o, kvragu

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ti nisi pametan

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sebičan si

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ugrožavaš svima život

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zašto ne pustiš svog dečka

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da ode doma svojoj ženi

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nitko te ne voli

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ni tvoj brat, ni tvoj partner

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ni Scotland Yard

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umrijet ćeš sam, bez prijatelja

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osim te igle u tvojoj ruci

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ovo se ne smije osjetiti na emocionalnoj razini

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prvo, iskoristi tragediju iz djetinjstva

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onda, daj znak lulom

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Watson završava šalu

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potom, daj kompliment

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okončaj ubojitom frazom

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vjerujem da je ubojstvo tvojih roditelja

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zašto maskiraš svoje lice

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posramljen si i istraumatiziran

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i progonjen od goleme sramote

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od gledanja poput pasivnog otpada

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dok je mama umirala

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i tata bivao brzo pogubljen

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Holmes, riješio si slučaj

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ti si totalni luđak sa slomom živaca

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prokleto dobre rime

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imam ih na tone

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rasturiti ove dinamične barabe je bilo

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elementarno, dragi Watsone

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oowoowoowoowoo

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tko je pobijedio?

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tko je sljedeći?

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ti odluči