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Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.48,0:00:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ayos 'yang sumbrero mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.60,0:00:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jologs!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.61,0:00:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mukha kang itik
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.98,0:00:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pinabasa ko kay Alfred ang libró mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.94,0:00:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sabi niya ito'y walang kuwenta!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.30,0:00:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dudurugin ko ang mga bayág mong Britón
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.75,0:00:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hanggang magíng Bangers and Mash (sausage at mashed potatoes)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.50,0:00:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mas maayos pa ang detective work
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.36,0:00:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa Tango at Cash
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.19,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ikaw, banô
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.10,0:00:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinukumog ko ang gaya mong mga palaboy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.41,0:00:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,habang kayo nitong si Velma'y
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.81,0:00:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nagso-solve ng mga Scooby-Doo mystery
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.08,0:00:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waláng nagpapatawa sa akin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.71,0:00:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ngunit baká puwede pa ang mga rap mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.32,0:00:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kaya, sige,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.33,0:00:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,puta
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.84,0:00:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ako'y si Batman!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.88,0:00:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayroón akong nakilalang mayaman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.40,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amóy taeng paniki't sakit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes, magpaliwanag ka
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.07,0:00:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pantaha ko'y na itóng mantsáng buwiset
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.58,0:00:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ay si Bruce Wayne
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.32,0:00:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ang bilyonaryo?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.23,0:00:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oo, sa yaman niyá
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.71,0:00:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,itóng ating katunggalî
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.11,0:00:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ay mabibilí ang kaniyáng mga laruán
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.68,0:00:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dahil wala siyang mga superpower!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.51,0:00:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nais mong lumaban, paniki?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.18,0:00:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sige!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.72,0:00:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Diníg ko ang mayordomo niya'y Britón
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.22,0:00:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bueno, e 'di sanáy siyang
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.57,0:01:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,masilbihán ng Inglés!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.43,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Siraulo kang bihilanteng naka-itím na panty
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walang kuwenta!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.87,0:01:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alalay ko'y doktor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.44,0:01:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pagkatatás niya'y malalâ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.56,0:01:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tumahimik kayóng mga nerd
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.89,0:01:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nagsisilbi ako nga katarungan, kaya isaksák niyo sa baga niyo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.79,0:01:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alalay ko'y dumarating lang
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.65,0:01:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa tuwing kinakailangan ko
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.90,0:01:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.35,0:01:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wonder nagpapataka sa 'yo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.99,0:01:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,paano ka napatáy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.86,0:01:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kagát higít sa mga aso
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.86,0:01:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa bandáng Baskerville
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.51,0:01:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pasabog ko sa inyo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.22,0:01:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bat-wack-rap repellent
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.16,0:01:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mag-rappel sa gusalí at manghuli ng salarín
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.20,0:01:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pagka-hapunan na'y pahayahay na lang
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.14,0:01:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mayro'n akong lihim tungkól sa bebot mong
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.14,0:01:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si Irene Adler
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.73,0:01:24.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dinala ko sa pugad ko
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.45,0:01:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,para i-bam-pow-kersplat (masiping)!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.60,0:01:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wawasakin ko ang 'yong biyolín
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.25,0:01:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gamit ng aking kamáy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.05,0:01:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Santo Conan Doyle, sila'y ating hulihín!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.40,0:01:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ay, punyeta!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.36,0:01:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hindi ka matalino
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.27,0:01:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ni hindi maksarili
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.15,0:01:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nilalagay mo sa panganib ang lahat ng tao
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.58,0:01:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bakit itong syota mo'y hindî iyóng
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.20,0:01:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pauwiin sa kaniyáng asawa?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.40,0:01:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walang may gusto sa 'yo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.45,0:01:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ni kapatíd mo, kasamahán mo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.08,0:01:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ni Scotland Yard (headquarters ng kapulisán ng Britanya)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.06,0:01:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mamamtáy kang mag-isáng waláng kaibigan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.66,0:01:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maliban sa karayom na nakaturók sa braso mo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.25,0:01:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hindi dapat ito makaapekto sa emosyón
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.81,0:01:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Una, pagsamantalahín ang trahedya ng kamusmosán
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.40,0:01:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tapos, kumumpas gamit ang pipa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.69,0:01:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tatapusin ni Watson ang punchline
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sunód, kilalanin ang batì
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.71,0:01:56.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,magwakás gamit ng pamatáy na wikain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.31,0:01:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pantaha ko'y ang pagpasláng sa 'yong magulang
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.08,0:01:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ang dahilan ng iyong pagtakíp ng mukhâ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.56,0:02:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nahihiya ka't na-trauma
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.80,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,minumulto ng kahihiyán
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ng pagmamasíd lamang
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.98,0:02:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,habang si nanay'y namamatáy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.98,0:02:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si tatay nama'y natodas ng mabilís
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.66,0:02:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes, nasolve mo ang kaso!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.17,0:02:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isa kang dakilang balíw na todo sa hibáng
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.27,0:02:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ayós ng 'yong pagtutula!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.33,0:02:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marami pa 'yan!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.70,0:02:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ang pagmamaliit sa mga kumag na 'to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.67,0:02:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ay 'elementary', mahál kong Watson
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.86,0:02:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.36,0:02:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sinong nanalo?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.94,0:02:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sinong susunód?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.71,0:02:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kayo ang magpasiya!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,