nice hat, dork, you look like a duck

I had Alfred read your books

he told me they suck

I'll crush your British nuts

until they're bangers and mash

I've seen better detective work

in Tango and Cash

you chump,

I kick punks like you off the streets

while you and Velma here

are solving Scooby Doo mysteries

nothing makes me laugh

but I bet your raps can

so bring it on, bitch, I'm Batman

I once met a rich fellow who smelled

of guano and pain

Holmes explain

I deduce this deuce stain is Bruce Wayne

the Billionaire?

yes, his wealth would allow this

adversary of ours

to afford the toys he needs

since he has no superpowers

you want a battle bat?

bring it then

I heard he has a British Butler

good, then he'll be used

to getting served by Englishmen

you're a wack vigilante

spud with no skill

my sidekick's a doctor

because his flows are so ill