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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nice hat, dork, you look like a duck
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had Alfred read your books
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he told me they suck
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll crush your British nuts
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until they're bangers and mash
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've seen better detective work
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Tango and Cash
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you chump,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kick punks like you off the streets
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while you and Velma here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are solving Scooby Doo mysteries
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing makes me laugh
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I bet your raps can
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so bring it on, bitch, I'm Batman
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I once met a rich fellow who smelled
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of guano and pain
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes explain
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I deduce this deuce stain is Bruce Wayne
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Billionaire?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes, his wealth would allow this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,adversary of ours
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to afford the toys he needs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since he has no superpowers
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you want a battle bat?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bring it then
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard he has a British Butler
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good, then he'll be used
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to getting served by Englishmen
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a wack vigilante
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spud with no skill
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my sidekick's a doctor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because his flows are so ill