nice hat, dork, you look like a duck
I had Alfred read your books
he told me they suck
I'll crush your British nuts
until they're bangers and mash
I've seen better detective work
in Tango and Cash
you chump,
I kick punks like you off the streets
while you and Velma here
are solving Scooby Doo mysteries
nothing makes me laugh
but I bet your raps can
so bring it on, bitch, I'm Batman
I once met a rich fellow who smelled
of guano and pain
Holmes explain
I deduce this deuce stain is Bruce Wayne
the Billionaire?
yes, his wealth would allow this
adversary of ours
to afford the toys he needs
since he has no superpowers
you want a battle bat?
bring it then
I heard he has a British Butler
good, then he'll be used
to getting served by Englishmen
you're a wack vigilante
spud with no skill
my sidekick's a doctor
because his flows are so ill