Gorky Film Studio
Second Creative Association
Screenplay: A.Veitsler, A.Misharin
Screen Director: Vladimir Grammatikov
Art Direction: Mikhail Fishgoit
Composer: A.Rybnikov
Recording: V.Kipa
Producer: L.Bahtiarova
Projectionist: S.Magerramova
Montage: V.Vasilyeva
Editing: S.Rubinshtein
Costumes: T.Dmitrieva
Make-up: S.Filenova
Songs lyrics: U.Mikhailova
State Symphony Orchestra of Cinematography
Conductor: M. Nersesyan
Combined recording:
Operator: U.Ivanov
Artist: S.Ivanov
Director Assistants: M.Orlova, N.Rychagova
Projectionist Assistants: A. Voronezhcev, S.Tkachenko
Artist Assistant: I.Ratnikova
Light: N.Vasiliadi
Photographer: L.Kirpichnikova
Film Director: Yakov Sapozhnikov
Cast:
Kesha: Sergey Prohanov
Marina Borisovna: Liudmila Shagalova
Arina Rodionovna: Elizaveta Uvarova
"Little Barmaleys": M.Topper, o.Korhin, A.Piskunov, D.vinarov
A.Mischenko, D.Dashevskiy, S.Levina
K.Devitt, M.Torchinskaya
T.Tomysheva, N.Tomysheva, V.Voronchenko, V.Puchkov
A.Bannik, S.Klokov
Stranger girl: M.Matveenko
Kesha's friends:
s.Bachurskiy, V.Kislenko, F.Krol
Policeman: V.Alexandrov, Old lady: N.Samsonova, Day care guard Kuzya: A.Sazhin
Episodes: V.Brylev, G.Yalovich, A.Berzin, B.Zaharova, T.Nikolaeva
O.Grigoryeva, K.Kozlenko, L.Trutnev, A.Panova, N.Harahorina, V.Subachev
"Nanny with Mustache"
You can do it
Everything will be alright
- Don't worry
- I don't
- Ready?
- Excellent!
- So, what will you do for her to notice you?
- What?
- You have to surprise her
- Got it?
- Got it!
- Repeat?
- Surprise.
- Right!
- We'll do so: you stay here and hold gas
We stand in the line
Now she appears from behind the corner
She doesn't know what's waiting for her
we give you a sign... "Motyl" - one, "Ponchik" - two...
me - three, then you press gas and go!
Look... increase the speed, slow down...
and... stop, jump...
open the door
- Hey, what are you planning here?
- Maria Stepanovna, don't worry...
- Take this away from here!
- "Motyl"! Where is the brake?
Stay calm
- Now go!
- Go!
- Go!
- Stop! Stop!
- What a fool!
- Oh, Chetvergov...
- Chetvergov, why are you not working?
Having rest again?
- It takes too long with this little mustache holder
- What can we do... He's not a hooligan nor drunker, but he doesn't want to work...
I always liked how you sing Kesha
When you couldn't get into the University I helped you to get a job as a plumber, then in the shop storage
then an assistant in a sauna
but you are like Kolobok...
- Kolobok?
- Kolobok... rolled... little pigeon... he ran away from granma
he ran away from granpa
he ran away from grand daughter, and from Zhuchka
it's not good... I'll be honest with you people, and complain to you now
I am very unorganized, and I myself don't know why
my hands work independently, my legs work independently, my head is maybe here, maybe not
while my hands are trying to put myself together, my legs are running away...
While my legs are running after, running after, running after
my hands are singing
maybe here, maybe there
maybe here, maybe there, pa-ba-ba-ba-ba
maybe here, maybe there, pa-ba-ba-ba-ba
maybe here, maybe there pa-ba-ba-ba-ba
such weird things happen to people sometimes, they say "put yourself together"
but the troubles is that the hands live on their own, legs are on their own
while the hands are putting myself together, the legs are running away
while the legs are running after...
while the legs are running after, running after, running after, running after
running after, running after... hands are singing the song... pa-ba-ba-ba-ba
Finished badly
Now Everything is clear!
- We have to open the case!
- Right! right!right!
- Comrades! I have an offer!
- No offers!
- Comrades, listen, I have an offer not to open a case!
because we have to give the person the last chance!
- But where is Chetvergov?
- Where is he?!
- Give him to my little "savages"
- I thought it was the end... that's it! from now on I become a hard worker!
the work is secret, I think it has something to do with the space
so, read newspapers!
- Oh wow...
- Aaaah!
- Take the spy alive!
- Yeaah!
- Stop! Get him!
- Run! Run for good appetite!
- This is already misbehaving!
- Arina!
- Ah?
- There must be one more bag with soft toys
- Right, here it is
- It's with bears. Pink bear - one
- Yes
- Red bear in trousers - one
- Aha, one
- Brown bear with the bottle - one... with soother
- With soother, ok
- Oh my God, this one is sick
- No, it's not a soft toy
- Hello
- My dear hedgehog, I only helped you for one reason
- Why?
- I think you just don't want to grow up
- Hello! One minute!
Yes, it is Mihalchuk - director of the kindergarten
Thanks, we received the toys, but I'm concerned about the summer cottage for children
we need it by the 1st of May
what? excuse me, one minute
Parrot: Cactus...
- Oh my God, horrible!
- Hello! Group Nr.3?
- Zina, Alexandrov from your group is eating cactus again
go quickly!
- Thank you Valery
- Yes, Alexey Ivanovich, so we agreed about the summer cottage
- One minute... Innokentiy, this is the best nanny on Earth
- Kesha
- Arina Radionovna
- Are you that famous "friend of my old days"?
- Pass this over.
- If you only knew how many great people she raised!
- But I don't have any skills
- Such people don't exist
- Please take the robe
- We have serious people - all madcaps
don't wait for mercy, they'll tear you apart
- Oh no! not to these ones!
- Kids! Attention!
Look, who came to us!
this is Innokentiy Petrovich!
one, two, three - Innokentiy Petrovich!
- Oh, very bad...
- One more time all together!
- Innokentiy Petrovich!
Great! No, don't throw this!
Kids! This man will be your night nanny!
- Keep quiet Innokentiy... Bravo!
- Wait, wait!
- What bravo! what nanny?
- Night nanny!
- I'm sorry but you said I will be singing
- Right! Like Arina Radionovna!
- What Arina Radionovna! Look at me and at her! What a nanny of me!
I'm a difficult child, I just had a nanny myself! Look, she is nanny and me - nanny?
- He will be a night "nann"!
- Hooray!
Parrot: Disaster!
- Look, it's not a job but holiday
take this, open the cover, put the child
and take it away, that's it.
- That's it?
- Alright, then I'm fine. How many kids?
- 30
- 30 kids, it's fine
- Agreed
- Innokentiy, come back!
- Ohh, scared you? give me your foot
no, too small
I don't have your size
I'll have to knit them
- Hi! could you come there in 5 minutes?
- Nope
- Wait a minute, it'll take you only 5 minutes
you drive to the entrance, call me Innokentiy Petrovich (it's me), I get in your car, then we turn behind the corner
you stop, I get out of the car, "thank you" and that's it
- No
- Wait, let me tell you
- Really?
- Yeah
- Where should I drive?
- There, to the left
- Wow, cool hat! I'll borrow, just for 5 minutes
- What a joker you are!
- Hello! Vladimer Alexandrovich? Alo, alo!
it's me, Innokentiy Petrovich! How is it going without me?
I'm fine, have you sent a car?
soon will be here? don't start without me
so, you sent a car? alright, I will be soon
- They will send a car for you?
- Yes
- Hold this
- Listen, can you recommend me there?
- It's difficult there, Ponchik
- But I will do my best
- How is it going in the sauna?
- Ah, I'll leave it, I'm sick of it
- I'm not sure... They had a vacancy in the older group there...
- So?
- I will ask
- Please ask
- Do you know how to work with people?
- Well, you know me...
- Alright, I will ask for you
- But don't forget, please
- Where are you going so late at night?
- To work
- They are sending a car for him... "Chaika", you'll see now
- Did you find what I asked?
- Here it is
- What about the light?
- Oh, the light... right, I spoke to the director of the storage
Arina Radionovna... she promised
- Will it fit?
- Of course!
- What is this?
- Hey, this is the uniform, don't tough!
- They give you robes there?
- Of course, it's not the sauna!
- Creative job! a group of 30 people, experimenting...
I'm one of them... ah, today we were running for 1,5 hour... we went through many subjects
it's alright, I won't give up that easily!
- Innokentiy Petrovich!
- Time to go!
- I understand
- It's time to go Ponchik
"I believe my friends the caravans will take us far from the star to the star"
- Salut! To the laboratory!
- Thanks a lot!
- Hey, my hat!
- Oh, right! Bye!
- Hey, where are you going, to pee?
- No, to mama
Innokentiy Petrovich, I need to go to mama
- Let me go please
- Sure, go...
Wait! It is 2am, what mama at night!
- You understand what you're saying kid?
- Let me go!
- Hush, everybody's asleep
- Let me go!
- Wait wait, Friday's coming soon, your mum will come for you
And now it is night, everybody's sleeping, your mum is sleeping
- No, she is not sleeping, she is working
- Hush... yes, she's working
- And you have to sleep
- I want to go to her work
You can't, there are wolves outside
- No, there are no wolves outside!
- I've just seen them
- No, no, there aren't!
- I tell you there are
- There aren't, there aren't
- Hush, hush...
Whooooo, whoooooo, whoooooo
What is that?
I want a night story!
- What story kid, it is 2am
- I want a story, story, story
Okey, okey, I'll tell you a story, but close your eyes
Once upon a time there was the head of cabbage with the cabbage stalk...
- Yes...
- And they had a friend pumpkin
- Right, there was the head of the cabbage with the cabbage stalk and their friend pumpkin...
and they had... emm...
- Enough!
- What enough?
- Better this one!
- About pumpkin?
Let me tell you another story
- Tell me!
- But close your eyes
- Once upon a time there was an old man with... with that one...
- With "oladka"
- With what?
- With the cabbage
Alright, there was an old man with the cabbage
- And he had a daughter
- Alionushka
- And there was baba Yaga!
- Right, baba Yaga, and there was also...
- A fire dragon!
- Alright... So, they lived
With "Kikimora" and wood goblin
Alright, they all lived together
They lived well, and Ivanushka lived next door
He had a sister Alionushka... so...
And they loved each other so much
And once at night when Alionushka and Ivanushka were sleeping
baba Yaga sneaked there with the Immortal Scrag, Merman and Kikimora
Then they took Alionushka and Ivanushka, put them to the bag, took them to the train station
there they packed them into a crystal cuffing, nailed it and threw to the tree
and hid the key in the baggage room
Innokentiy Petrovich, what was next?
Next?
Then there was neither the tale to say, nor for pen to describe
Then there was Karlson flying over the train station
Karlson saw everything, he knows everything and flies to the Soviet spy Shtirliz
Meanwhile, Shtirliz is playing piano and having coffee
Then Karlson is screaming: Shtirliz, they took our people! - Calm down,- said Shtirliz, - let's go!
They get into "Volga"M24 and fly
Shtirliz can see Barmaley, Immortal Scrag, baba Yaga and Muller!
Shtirliz jumps out the cabinet: Hands up!
Barmaley threw the grenade! Shtirliz fell down!
This was a strategic maneuver
He got up shouting: you missed it, you missed it and ran
Shtirliz crawls under the table, takes the machine gun and shoots them all...
he takes Kikimora... ahh.. then takes Barmaley and strangles him, Barmaley climbs the wall
then falls... Boom! he gets a bump! his eyes go apart
then Shtirliz saw Karlson and baba Yaga
he took the knife and throws to baba Yaga! Baba Yaga - boom! ahh, ohh..
then Shtirliz rides the horse and cut everybody, all of them!
there was only the fire dragon left
so, he takes the cannon and...
Kolobok, kolobok...
sunk, the pigeon
Baba Yaga took Alionushka
and then to the train station
Shtirliz caught Barmaley and aaaahhh
boom! bump, the eyes apart!
Kuraslepov!
Get to bed! Hush, hush
Stop it, sleep, sleep
Stop it now!
What's going on?
What is all this fight? Sleep, sleep
Get to bed now, where are you going? sleep, sleep
Ay-ay-ay, Kesha, you woke up the whole kindergarten
To your beds people, sleep, sleep, sleep
- Borisovna! Disaster!
- What?
- So, what?
- Mustached nanny...
- Don't be so nervous, it's his first time
- Shame!
Let's go
Bayu bayu bayu my little rabbits
where have you been running
what have you been doing?
we were running in the woods
we were beating angry wolves
we rode a mosquito
we went for the wood
we sold a bear
for a fir-cone
and before we finished
we were deadly tired
oh, you my little rabbits
go to sleep, bayu bayu
I'll warm up the fire place
And make for you pan-cakes
on the birch cork,
on the blue water
with the sour cream, with honey...
oh bayu bayu, you my little rabbits
Disaster!
Your last chance!
- Finished?
- One moment
- Marina Borisovna is coming!
- Good morning children!
Today your teacher is not coming!
- And where is the night nanny?
- There!
- Innokentiy!
- Aaaaah!
- We've got an emergency! The teacher of this group is getting married today
- Congratulations
You have to stay here over the day!
Because the day nanny left to Cheboksary for sport competition
And I can't... oh, it's my glasses...
I can't stay because I have to negotiate the summer cottage, otherwise children will stay in the city
Innokentiy, wake up!
Here's the schedule for you: morning exercise, breakfast, outside, lunch, then siesta
- Alright?
- Yup, got it...
I'm leaving then
Innokentiy! This is your last chance!
Valera, I am not going anywhere
I'll be in my room, just in case
- Who is this?
- It's me, Valera, wake up!
- Go away!
- I won't go, wake up!
- Morning exercise!
- What exercise! Get lost!
- You get lost!
- Go away bird!
- Get up!
- Oh you, bird!
Good morning comrades! Morning exercise we start from walking!
Stay in the middle of the room!
Breath in, start! One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four, hold your back straight!
Early, early in the morning...
go my cow to the open filed
and when you come back in the evening, give us your milk
put your legs apart! wider!
wider! wider! wider! wider!
wider! wider!
- Eh you!
This is how you should do it! watch!
one, two, three, four
carry on, one, two, three, four
finished! sit down!
And now!
wipe yourself with the dry towel, all the best!
- Disaster!
Come here! what are you doing!
What is this, why the ball is here! Quickly get dressed!
I'm telling you to get dressed! what are you doing!
- What?
- Make a bow for me please
- What bow?
- Innokentiy Petrovich, our teacher was always making a bow for me in the morning.
You are a big girl, can't you do it yourself?
Where are you going?!
Wait! Stop!
- Give me the bow!
- It's not your child! It's Grisha!
Oh, sorry
Innokentiy Petrovich, there is Kuraslepov with Karlson eating toothpaste in the toilet
When I'm back everybody must be dressed!
And what are you sitting here? Hurry up, catch your jaws with the spoon!
- It's the wolf has jaws
- Heh, bad people say this for a mouth
- Pfu! Where is the toilet?
- There!
- Mess! Jaws, jaws
- You bird keep silent! Who's this hat?
Stop it immediately!
Here they are eating toothpaste!
Squeaker-sneaker, turkish drum!
Who's playing it is a cockroach!
You are cockroaches!
Come here!
You want to die?
- It is poisonous!
- If it is poisonous why would we brush our teeth with it?
- Yes!
- Brushing teeth is one thing and eating is different!
- I won't do it again
- Traitor!
What happened there? aha! wait, wait!
- It is delicious, with cherry!
- There isn't a toothpaste with cherry!
- No there is!
- No there isn't!
- There is!
- Cherry toothpaste doesn't exist!
- No, it does!
- No, it doesn't!
- It does!
- Give it to me!
- Why are you lying, ah? it is with orange!
- No, with cherry!
- I tell you with orange!
- But in fact it is with cherry
Okey, I will check it now myself!
- Hey, what is going on here?
- Innokentiy Petrovich, please sew the button for my coat
- I don't have the threads and needles
- They're up on the shelves, so we can't get them
Where is the button? Wanna see the magic?
- Yes
- Give it to me. You see? ha, that's it! Aaahh!
You managed it without a bow, you can manage without a button!
Come here!
Mama is sleeping, she is tired, so I decided not to play
My toys are quiet... my toys...
It's quiet in the empty room
And the golden ray is crawling on the mama's pillow
Alright, come out one by one, hurry up to the playground!
Oh my God!
- Hello uncle Kuzya
- Hello, hello!
- Treasures don't lie on the street
- Then where they are?
- In the sea
- Treasures are in the cave
- No, the treasures are at the end of the world
- And where is the end of the world?
- It's very far, you can't walk there
- No, you can!
- There is no end of the world!
- Why?
- Because we live on the sphere
- So we will fly! and if it explodes we'll sink in the sea!
Grow, grow my braid to the waist...
Help! help!
Hello!
- Innokentiy Petrovich, do you need help?
- No, thanks
So much of water!
Innokentiy Petrovich, we finished!
Kuzya!
- Here?
- Yes, fix it!
- Like this?
- No
- Here?
- Kuzya, turn it like this!
Pain for a cat, pain for a dog, and heal for Maxim
- Not painful anymore?
- Nope
- Hey, where is your tooth?
- I lost it yesterday
And I, and I, and I
Let's go!
Hurry, hurry!
- So, kids what we're gonna play now?
- The sea is gurgling - one!
- The sea is gurgling - two!
- What is this game about?
Marina Borisovna, could you come here for a minute?
Marina Borisovna, come to us!
I'm coming!
- Here's some sea gurgling...
- Sea gurgling is a very simple game, Kuzya come here!
The sea is gurgling - one!
The sea is gurgling - two!
The sea is gurgling - three, the sea figure freeze!
Don't move! Very good!
Very good Kuzya, excellent!
- Got it?
- Sure!
The best figure is conducting
Okey kids, one more time with Innokentiy Petrovich!
The sea is gurgling - one!
The sea is gurgling - two!
The sea is gurgling - three, the sea figure freeze!
Chetvergov! Innokentiy Petrovich... I caught you!
The sea is gurgling - one! The sea is gurgling - two, the sea is gurgling - three, the sea figure freeze!
Okey, let's see...
Stop! Playing hide and seek!
One, two, three, four, five, I'm seeking! Run away!
Chetvergov! Come out, Innokentiy Petrovich!
- Hey there, Kesha, is there life on Mars?
- Have you spoken about me?
- Come here!
- Don't forget your robe!
Where are your colleagues, sitting on the pots?
Come here! The sea is gurgling - one... the sea figure...
Bublik, Motyl, Ponchik...
and normally: Vasya, Dima, Petya, right?
Do you know guys that so far already 30 people on Earth call me Innokentiy Petrovich
they're waiting for me, asking for help and advice...
they need me!
And regarding the space... that is something acquirable
but kids, they are perspective... you just need to feel them
for example you also have some skills, but nobody felt you
Kuzya! Our experiment succeeded
So, Ponchik, I can't promise you the older group, too early for you
but you can come to the middle group, we'll give it a try
that's it!
Once the son came to the father and asked him: what is good and what is bad?
I don't have secrets from you, listen children to the answer of the father
That is right, Anton... That is right
- In the field there is...
- A tower-room?
- Nope, Kolobok. He is...
- Not short, not tall
Right! He's not short and not tall
He's not thin, not wide
He's not close, not far
But without hands and legs!
No gloves, no boots!
He's got nothing, such a guy was Kolobok!
Absolutely round! That's it!
- Oops, who is that? A mouse ran!
- A mouse ran!
A mouse ran, waved its tail, and Kolobok fell down to the entrance
and from there rolled to the road
- And from the grandpa
- And from the grandma!
And from grand daughter, and from Zhuchka
- And from the cat... what?
- Ran away!
Great!
But suddenly, from the Nile towards him
gorilla walked!
Gorilla!
- Gorilla is carrying..
- Who?
A crocodile!
- My dear crocodile, why do you need such eyes?
- This is so I can see you better!
- Oh dear crocodile, why do you have such ears?
- This is to hear you better!
- Dear crocodile, why do you need such teeth?
- This is to eat you!
Dear crocodile!
I better keep going... I'll come back to you next year!
- But suddenly he meets!
- Who?
Immortal Scrag!
Immortal Scrag made from bones alone!
He doesn't it porridge or soup
he doesn't it candies or chocolate, but only little kids!
Finally Kolobok is caught!
I will eat you now like a nut!
I hate the round ones, I don't like funny ones, and anybody at all!
Dear Scrag...
Carry on, carry on
And from the grandpa!
and from grandma!
And from grand daughter!
And from Zhuchka!
And from the cat!
And from Kesha he ran away!
What a fun!
- Innokentiy, you are genius!
- Well, maybe not a genius, but he deserved the shoes
You think so? So, put them on
- So, Innokentiy, are they good?
- Good!!!
Heh, good.
Oy, bayu-bayu, my little rabbits
Where have you been running,
What have you been doing
We were running in the woods,
Paaa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
We were beating angry wolves
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
We were riding a mosquito
We went to collect wood
- Is the tea ready?
- Yes, take it
- Your group today calmed down very fast
- Well, kids' reaction is unpredictable
- Science!
- You have been reading this science for 3 days, does it help?
Kuraslepov is unpredictable...
I also had one little hurricane today, she didn't want to sleep
I was telling her stories, singing lullabies...
"Ah, gray cats...", you know this one?
Ah gray cats walked from the sea,
Walked from the sea, carrying dreams...
A dream is saying: I will make you asleep
And a nap is saying: I will make you asleep
- You know, right?
- Heh, no
- And this one is nice too: the storm is covering the sky with darkness, howling like monster
- And crying like a baby
- Ah, so you know it!
- How old are you?
Very old... ah, let's have a tea!
The buses are next to the gates! Please calm down the kids!
What happened, Serezha, you are crying?
My little one, mama will come for you soon... what is going on?
- Valera, watch them carefully, ok?
- Ok!
- There is the forest and the river...
- Lovely!
You know, Andriusha is asking for the mother every night
And the new night nanny, she is.. you see...
- Got it!
- You understand, right?
- Petya, where is Innokentiy?
- He left somewhere with Valera
- What do you mean with Valera? Kuzya go and find Innokentiy!
- Aha
Valera!
Innokentiy!
The car is here
- Arina Radionovna!
- Oh no, this is to the other bus, go there!
Take it Dima! Thank you Vasya!
Oh, everything is alright
We are leaving in 15 minutes!
- Whose this doll?
- I couldn't find him
It means when I'm back they will be already 7
They won't recognise me
- Innokentiy, Valera!
- I'm coming (the parrot)
- What else I wanted to say...
- Right, Ania, she doesn't brush her teeth, she only makes the toothbrush wet, watch her out
- Shame
What else I wanted to say... right, Maxim...
Innokentiy, bring Valera to the car and help Arina
I will
Arina Radionovna, you need help?
Oh, where is your hair?
Don't worry, the soldier's head is like a grass under the rain!
- They'll grow fast, soldier!
- Ok, I'll be going
Go, go, we are waiting for you... Ah, children already started a letter for you
Writing carefully... So, you'll have to reply!
God help you!
Bye Valera!
Attention, we are leaving! Parents, please get back from the buses
Attention! Move!
Children!
Wait! Come here!
- Good bye Innokentiy Petrovich!
- Thank you! I'll come back to you!
You boys behave yourself!
Bye, bye, I'll come back! I'll come back for sure!
Innokentiy Petrovich, I... oh, hello Innokentiy Petrovich
I want to tell you a story
I want to come to you in the army, missing you and want to shoot from the gun
Kesha, remember how we were playing: the sea is gurgling - one, the sea is gurgling - two, the sea is gurgling - three
when you come back we'll meet you with flowers
Are you shooting well there?
Is your food good there?
You let us know and I will come to you with Dimka
Kesha, Arina Radionovna taught me how to swim on the back
I fell down in the summer cottage, was riding a bicycle and hurt my lip on the handle
it was bleeding, and then I rubbed it with my hand and it stopped.
Yesterday we found a lake and were fishing there but didn't catch anything
because the weather was cold yesterday, but one fish was on the hook, I tickled it
But it didn't eat my bread
I also got an ABC-book and a schoolbag
it is very beautiful with the strange lock and I like it a lot
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