(Music Playing)
Jane: Sorry I'm late.
Carolyn: No, no, that's quite alright, dear.
Your father and I were just discussing his day at work.
Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester: Janie, today I quit my job.
Carolyn: (Laughing)
And then I told my boss to go fuck himself
and then I blackmailed him for almost $60,000.
Pass the asparagus.
Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of.
And your mother seems to prefer that I go through life like a fucking prisoner
while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
How dare you speak to me that way in front of her.
And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me
on the same day that you lose your job.
Listen, I didn't lose it. It's not like "whoops, where'd my job go?"
I quit!
Someone pass the asparagus please.
Oh, oh, oh
And I want to thank you for putting me under the added pressure
of being the sole breadwinner now.
I already have a job.
No, no don't give a second thought of who's going to pay the mortgage.
We'll just leave it all up to Carolyn.
"You mean you're gonna take care of everything now, Carolyn?"
"Yes, I don't mind! I really don't."
"You mean everything? You don't mind having the sole responsbility."
"Your husband feels he can just quit his job..."
Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus?
Okay, guys, I'm not going to be a part of this.
(Yelling) Sit down!
(Music playing)
I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist.
You two do whatever you want to do
whenever you want to do it and I don't complain.
All I want...
Oh you don't complain?! Oh please, excuse me,
excuse me.
I must be psychotic then if you don't complain.
What is this? Yeah, let's, let's bring... (indistinguishable)
(Plate slams against wall)
Dont interrupt me, honey.
And another thing. From now on, we're going to alternate our dinner music...
Because frankly, and I don't think I'm alone here,
I'm really tired of this Lawrence Welk shit.
(Music playing)