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Jane: Sorry I'm late.

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Carolyn: No, no, that's quite alright, dear.

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Your father and I were just discussing his day at work.

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Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?

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Lester: Janie, today I quit my job.

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Carolyn: (Laughing)

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And then I told my boss to go fuck himself

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and then I blackmailed him for almost $60,000.

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Pass the asparagus.

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Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of.

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And your mother seems to prefer that I go through life like a fucking prisoner

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while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.

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How dare you speak to me that way in front of her.

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And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me

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on the same day that you lose your job.

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Listen, I didn't lose it. It's not like "whoops, where'd my job go?"

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I quit!

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Someone pass the asparagus please.

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Oh, oh, oh

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And I want to thank you for putting me under the added pressure

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of being the sole breadwinner now.

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I already have a job.

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No, no don't give a second thought of who's going to pay the mortgage.

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We'll just leave it all up to Carolyn.

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"You mean you're gonna take care of everything now, Carolyn?"

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"Yes, I don't mind! I really don't."

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"You mean everything? You don't mind having the sole responsbility."

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"Your husband feels he can just quit his job..."

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Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus?

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Okay, guys, I'm not going to be a part of this.

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(Yelling) Sit down!

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I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist.

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You two do whatever you want to do

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whenever you want to do it and I don't complain.

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All I want...

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Oh you don't complain?! Oh please, excuse me,

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excuse me.

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I must be psychotic then if you don't complain.

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What is this? Yeah, let's, let's bring... (indistinguishable)

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(Plate slams against wall)

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Dont interrupt me, honey.

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And another thing. From now on, we're going to alternate our dinner music...

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Because frankly, and I don't think I'm alone here,

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I'm really tired of this Lawrence Welk shit.

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