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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music Playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.26,0:00:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jane: Sorry I'm late.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:09.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carolyn: No, no, that's quite alright, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.58,0:00:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your father and I were just discussing his day at work.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.13,0:00:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.23,0:00:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lester: Janie, today I quit my job.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.59,0:00:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carolyn: (Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.65,0:00:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I told my boss to go fuck himself
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.65,0:00:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I blackmailed him for almost $60,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.38,0:00:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pass the asparagus.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.64,0:00:25.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.02,0:00:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And your mother seems to prefer that I go through life like a fucking prisoner
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.35,0:00:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.04,0:00:33.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you speak to me that way in front of her.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.70,0:00:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.42,0:00:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the same day that you lose your job.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.42,0:00:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, I didn't lose it. It's not like "whoops, where'd my job go?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.91,0:00:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I quit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.95,0:00:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone pass the asparagus please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.03,0:00:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, oh, oh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.04,0:00:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I want to thank you for putting me under the added pressure
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.66,0:00:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of being the sole breadwinner now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.66,0:00:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I already have a job.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.55,0:00:51.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no don't give a second thought of who's going to pay the mortgage.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.30,0:00:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll just leave it all up to Carolyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.07,0:00:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You mean you're gonna take care of everything now, Carolyn?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.85,0:00:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yes, I don't mind! I really don't."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.43,0:00:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You mean everything? You don't mind having the sole responsbility."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.18,0:01:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Your husband feels he can just quit his job..."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.96,0:01:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.76,0:01:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, guys, I'm not going to be a part of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.26,0:01:07.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Yelling) Sit down!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.36,0:01:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.54,0:01:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.31,0:01:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You two do whatever you want to do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.81,0:01:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whenever you want to do it and I don't complain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.81,0:01:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I want...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.78,0:01:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh you don't complain?! Oh please, excuse me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.78,0:01:38.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.85,0:01:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I must be psychotic then if you don't complain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this? Yeah, let's, let's bring... (indistinguishable)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.10,0:01:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Plate slams against wall)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.29,0:01:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dont interrupt me, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.63,0:02:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And another thing. From now on, we're going to alternate our dinner music...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.17,0:02:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because frankly, and I don't think I'm alone here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.06,0:02:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really tired of this Lawrence Welk shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.06,0:02:30.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music playing)