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It seem like only yesterday the[br]party would go on forever

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but in just 12 short months the place[br]known as America's Spring Break Capital

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has become a virtual ghost town.

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Who can forget the devastating attack[br]on Lake Victoria that left scores of young

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people dead and a community[br]in shocked and who

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could've guess that[br]this hell on earth

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would be rocked by a species[br]of Piranha believed to be

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extinct for the 2 million years

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A massive eradication program have left[br]these waters once teeming with life

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silence and dead after a massive[br]exorcist most property abandoned

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the local economy

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fell in ruins. Lake Victoria is now a[br]quarantine area only weeds grow on

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beaches where thousand once soaked-up[br]the sun and the only boats that remained

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are dusty relics littering the shoreline.

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As we look back from the anniversary[br]of this tragic event, we left to wonder

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if it happened here can it happen again?

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and if so, where?

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I got my foot stuck

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-There she is right there[br]-Is she dead?

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You got big

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Yeah, I took second place[br]in gunning last year

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Oh hell, it something around its belly,[br]find out whats going on down there

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There's something in there

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-Holy-fine-baby-shit[br]-God-damn-piece-of-crap

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I got a lighter, that smell is awful

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That's just a gas you damn coward

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Shit! Shit! Shit!

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Get away

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Hey, it's time to get wet again

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Come on down, all my girls are hot[br]and single

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and ready to party with someone like you

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-You![br]-Put her down boys

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So, if you want to cool off, come[br]on down to the hottest hole in town

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3 words for you, THE BIG WET

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Remember double D's swims free

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-Oh boy, hold on. Shut it!, shut it![br]-Cut!

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-Hey![br]-Hai

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I've to cut some off the pass, here you go

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Keep them wet

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-and are you guys friends of someone[br]-Maddy

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Get over here and give your step dad a hug

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Chet, tell me you did[br]not fire our old

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life guards and replace[br]them with strippers

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-Water-certified strippers[br]-Really?

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-More than that pumpkin[br]-Unbelievable

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Hey listen, before you sweet[br]mother died God-bless her soul,

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she made me promised her to[br]keep this water park running

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I am just going to make[br]sure that I provide

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for you as well as she did, I'm your daddy[br]now, we're so lucky to have each other

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Wow Chet sometimes I think you really[br]believe whats coming out of your mouth

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Believe me doll, you're going to love this

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Adult pool?

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We are going to make BIG on this

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-What do you think?[br]-I think this is very expensive joke

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World's first strip club in a water[br]park, that's a stroke of genius

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No, no, no

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Oh, don't worry about that,[br]we put a little bit of

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chlorine, sulfuric[br]acid into the pool,

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it sanitizes everything

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Hey Kiki, why don't you get your ass out of the pool

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Russian, she's a doctor

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Keep you eyes over there on the[br]flat screen TV

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Check it out

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That is disgusting

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-Do not touch it[br]-I'm getting rid of it

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Don't you touch it

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That's not your call

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Don't you forget that i'm[br]still half owner of this place

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Oh! Is that right? Raise your hand if you[br]own 51% of this Water Park

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Now, raise your hand if your[br]49% minority on it, that's you

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-Hey guys[br]-Hey Maddy

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How are you

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Well this is a summer show[br]she finally obtained from accidents

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Shut up!

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She's afraid to have sex[br]because her slutty cousin

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Stop it!

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Here he comes, the boy is going[br]to pop her cherry

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He just doesn't know it yet

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Stop it

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Hey Maddy, what do you [br]think of all the changes around here?

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-Josh meet Monique. Hi[br]-Come on

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What am I? The last[br]guy to know you're back?

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Hi

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-How are you?[br]-I miss you Me too

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Bet you wish you were in[br]grad school this summer huh?

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-I can't believe what Chet done[br]-I know

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This place is everything to me,[br]working here, hanging out

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I know, I miss those moments too

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So look now that you're back

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Hey you guys are you[br]sure that such a good idea?

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Better not be any underage[br]drinking going on here

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Come on man, I'm on duty

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We got fireworks, decent exposure,[br]probable drugs, definite drugs

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Major had to rate you off

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I don't see what he has that I don't have

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6 inches and a badge?

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I heard you're back in town so I[br]figured I stop by and say hi

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and I also feel that I should say[br]something about that time we talked

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You don't have to, long distance[br]relationship real.....

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-but you're back now[br]-For the summer

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Shouldn't you be interested in something

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-I got be on duty, so...[br]-Okay

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Welcome back

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-I have a little party tonight[br]-Yeah. Yeah me too

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I love the water

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It's a really...

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wet

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-What are you thinking about?[br]-Nothing much

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Lets take off all our clothes[br]and go swimming

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Okay cool, sure

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-Turn around[br]-Right, sorry

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Shelby

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Shelby

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Shelby

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-Are coming in or what?[br]-Yeah, I'm coming

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No funny stuff, okay?

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Alright

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-What are you doing?[br]-You want some of this?

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-You want some?[br]-You're not suppose to splash me back

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-What?[br]-I just felt something

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-Is that you?[br]-What are you talking about?

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-What're you doing?[br]-I didn't

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-Well what ever it is I don't like it[br]-I didn't do anything

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-Shelby, where are you going?[br]-I'm cold, I'm getting out

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-You have to do it[br]-Okay fine

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Dear Lord,

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-Come on[br]-Okay, dear Lord

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Please forgive us for what[br]we are about to do

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We each know that having relations[br]before marriages is a sin

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but

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We know that we'll be forgiven for it

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because...

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we're praying about it

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-Amen[br]-Amen

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-You can fuck me now[br]-Amen

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-Look at this[br]-What?

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Do you like that?

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It's mine

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Don't make me cuff the other one

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-We're moving ,Travis[br]-I know

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-I know[br]-No

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Look, you idiot

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-Ashley, are you okay?[br]-Yeah, the water coming in

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-Give me the key for the cuff[br]-Ah! It must have fallen out

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-Find it now[br]-Where is it?

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Shit! Shit! Shit!

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Damn it!

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-Key for the damn cuff[br]-I should go for help

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-No[br]-I cannot see anything

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I'm sorry

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Ashley, hit the door light[br]and keep looking

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damn

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What are you doing? Get over here

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-Ashley![br]-I going to call for help

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Get back here[br]What are you doing?

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Ashley! Damn!

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Travis

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Travis

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Travis

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Help

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There's something in the water

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Help! Anybody

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Ashley! Help!

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Travis, What's going on?

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Are you there?

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Travis! Travis!

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Ashley...

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Oh my God

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Oh my God, help

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Oh my God. Please! Is anybody out there?

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Anybody?

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-I am sorry, I'm just...[br]-No It's cool, I don't mind hanging out

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You know, it's not you, it's just that..

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Do you think that Ashley[br]is prettier than me

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-No[br]-Most guys do

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Well I never liked girls with big breasts

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Welcome back Maddy

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-Dave[br]-Yo man

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-What the fuck are you doing?[br]-The hole where the water comes out

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-Oh God man[br]-It's so wet

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Hey Shelby, have you seen[br]Ashley or Travis?

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-Neither one of them punch in this morning[br]-No, I haven't seen either of them

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I don't know

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Just a sec

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-You okay?[br]-I just feel a little weird

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-It's okay[br]-Here, let me help you

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No no I'm fine, really

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Are you okay?

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Well look who has morning sickness

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Nice work papa

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Nobody was inside Shel

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-I'm sure they're just fine[br]-Probably shaken up and..

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scare they're going to get in trouble

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No

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Come on, Ash, pick up

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-Hello its Ash, leave a message[br]-Shit, call me

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Is there anywhere else[br]they might have gone?

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No, I don't think so

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I'm just going to go

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Ashley is my best friend

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I know she kinda of a slut

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She's still in love with my[br]ex-boyfriend

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I'm pretty sure she[br]also stole a pairs of

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earrings that my grandmother[br]gave me before she dies

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but we kinda like sisters

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What is that?

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Oh my God

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We have to get off this thing right now,[br]hurry

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Come on, Shelby

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Come on Shelby

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grab my hand

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Alright, come on, I got you

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Oh my God, come on

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Oh my God

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Quickly

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Lets go, we're almost there

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No, no, no

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Come back Shelby

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Come here

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You going to have to jump

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Come on

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You going to have to jump

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Let go

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Hurry it's just a foot

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Alright, I got you

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Oh my god

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-What is this thing?[br]-Maddy?

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What the fuck is that?

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-Oh my God[br]-Shit

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-Is that a fucking Piranha?[br]-My father

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worked construction of a dam

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they found fossil like this[br]when they first broke ground

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-He gave me on my birthday[br]-I telling you man it was a Piranha

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How did they get from[br]Lake Victoria to our lake?

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That what we got to find out

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What?

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Look at us the cop and the marine biologist

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I'm sorry but it sound[br]like a shitty sitcom

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The cop and the marine biologist

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You're still wet

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A little, yeah

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Can you open the door?

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Kyle, Open the door

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Just fooling around

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It's funny

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dick

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Who are you? Why are you here?

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Sir, we saw you on YouTube

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You and 11,486,000 other people

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I have 700 more hits than[br]the laughing diarrhea baby

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We need your expertise[br]Mr. Goodman

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Why?

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We think they're back

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Cross Lake isn't even connected[br]to Lake Victoria

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The Piranha must be migrating[br]through underground lakes and rivers

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I have studied this specimen[br]for almost a year

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You evil

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I think you might find this interesting

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Okay, this is galvanized steel

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like ordinary household plumbing

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there we go

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now with some incentive

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-No, no, not the Frog[br]-Sorry

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I sold out of puppies as a boy

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Now I think this is[br]quite resourceful

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watch

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Now just something to grab

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-You fuck[br]-Barry, are you crazy?

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-You almost lost a hand[br]-I had a pet frog once

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-Come on, help me[br]-Really?

0:29:06.642,0:29:10.683
-Now, lets check some data[br]-What're you thinking?

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These Piranha spent eons[br]living in underground

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lake and rivers full of sulfur dioxide

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from all the geothermal activity

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that's how they[br]come back to spore

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-They follow the rotten eggs smell[br]-Yes

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Problem is sulfur dioxide is

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commonly released during the[br]shipment of chlorinating water

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So its inconceivable that the[br]fish could become confused

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and to enter man-made drainage systems

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especially with those shocking[br]abundance of back yard pools

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Our water park drain[br]directly into Cross lake

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That's like equivalent to thousands[br]of swimming pools

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That would be a very bad thing

0:30:12.145,0:30:14.585
Did you tell anyone that this could happen?

0:30:14.585,0:30:17.137
I tried, but unfortunately

0:30:17.137,0:30:20.867
I lost some credibility after my last book[br]"Foretold Dreadful..

0:30:20.867,0:30:23.835
Plague of Walking Fish"

0:30:23.915,0:30:27.121
Oh that’s right, you[br]wrote fish walk among us

0:30:27.121,0:30:28.498
I loved that book

0:30:28.499,0:30:30.198
This is really great

0:30:31.055,0:30:35.339
Well thank you

0:30:44.702,0:30:46.387
Thanks

0:30:47.101,0:30:48.694
Barry

0:30:49.353,0:30:52.765
You read a marine biology book?

0:30:52.977,0:30:55.788
Well I want to see what[br]you so interested in

0:30:59.372,0:31:02.379
Look guys, we got to check the drains[br]of the outflow pipe to the lake

0:31:02.380,0:31:03.131
tonight

0:31:03.259,0:31:05.631
I could get a dive team up here[br]of 10 people by tomorrow

0:31:05.631,0:31:06.741
No, that's too late.

0:31:06.742,0:31:08.406
The water park opens tomorrow

0:31:08.406,0:31:10.791
That place is going to be packed

0:31:10.826,0:31:12.704
if the fishes are getting through[br]the drain system

0:31:12.704,0:31:16.547
that would make Lake Victoria[br]look like an appetizer

0:31:17.039,0:31:19.772
Guys we got to get out there right now

0:31:20.232,0:31:22.664
Thank you so much for[br]your help Mr. Goodman

0:31:22.665,0:31:23.327
Thank you

0:31:23.327,0:31:27.688
-Thank you, sir, It's an honor[br]-Okay, be well

0:31:31.911,0:31:35.389
11,888,000 hits

0:31:35.390,0:31:40.213
Take that laughing diarrhea baby

0:32:06.239,0:32:09.252
The two teen Ashley Sowerby[br]and Travis Mitchell

0:32:09.252,0:32:12.089
were reported missing this morning[br]after their van was pull out of

0:32:12.089,0:32:14.100
Cross Lake. No bodies were found

0:32:14.100,0:32:17.492
-Thanks for letting me stay here[br]-No, it was totally cool

0:32:18.434,0:32:20.146
How are you felling?

0:32:20.297,0:32:22.961
-A little better[br]-You don't seem any better

0:32:24.418,0:32:25.313
Hey what is it?

0:32:25.314,0:32:28.118
It just this stress of[br]the whole Ashley thing

0:32:33.496,0:32:36.629
Make love to me

0:32:37.245,0:32:40.127
-Please[br]-Right now?

0:32:40.127,0:32:43.541
Please Josh, right now

0:32:44.204,0:32:47.174
I think something is really[br]wrong with me

0:32:48.378,0:32:49.912
I feel a little bit better

0:32:49.913,0:32:51.622
I don't want to die a virgin

0:32:54.551,0:32:58.228
Josh, I want to be with you

0:33:04.094,0:33:08.167
Come inside me. I'll do what[br]ever you said after that

0:33:10.872,0:33:13.115
The outflow pipe down there[br]lead directly to the water park

0:33:13.116,0:33:14.049
I got to check them out

0:33:14.049,0:33:16.849
Considering how bad-crazy this is, right?

0:33:16.849,0:33:18.575
I got to take a look

0:33:18.576,0:33:19.783
I'll be quick

0:33:20.683,0:33:22.977
Look about what I'm[br]trying to say last night

0:33:22.977,0:33:24.815
Are you coming in?[br]Because I could really use a spotter

0:33:24.966,0:33:26.820
-What?[br]-I mean if you're

0:33:27.104,0:33:29.836
-It's okay[br]-No no I'm not scared

0:33:31.776,0:33:33.506
I can't swim

0:33:33.506,0:33:36.222
You work in the water park[br]and you can't swim?

0:33:37.236,0:33:40.929
What about all the beach parties in[br]high school or the parties at the park

0:33:40.929,0:33:42.982
You never

0:33:42.994,0:33:45.073
My god Barry, I totally would've[br]taught how to swim

0:33:45.190,0:33:48.248
I know, you seemed kinda[br]busy at the time

0:33:49.509,0:33:51.474
not a big deal

0:33:52.096,0:33:54.342
Toss me that torch light

0:33:55.243,0:33:57.284
Yes, I know, that is[br]what I said Chet

0:33:57.285,0:33:58.660
Chet Chet listen

0:33:59.600,0:34:02.092
I'll find you

0:34:07.671,0:34:10.050
Are you sure you want to do this?

0:34:10.184,0:34:12.026
No

0:34:50.498,0:34:54.214
You let her go in there alone?

0:34:54.904,0:34:59.734
-Fuck off Connor[br]-Oh yes, Barry can't swim

0:35:21.291,0:35:23.169
Maddy

0:35:23.342,0:35:25.476
-Maddy[br]-Maddy

0:35:26.928,0:35:28.900
Dive, Maddy

0:35:30.136,0:35:31.409
No

0:35:44.279,0:35:46.246
-Shit[br]-Get out of the away, get back

0:35:54.859,0:35:58.019
-Are you okay?[br]-I think so

0:36:04.025,0:36:05.723
Yes

0:36:07.102,0:36:10.050
Don't worry, I wont break

0:36:12.619,0:36:15.085
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry[br]-No, It's ok

0:36:15.202,0:36:17.993
I like it. Keep going

0:36:20.391,0:36:22.921
-Oh god Shelby[br]-Fuck me

0:36:27.693,0:36:29.979
Oh my God, yes

0:36:30.019,0:36:31.587
-Oh my God[br]-Oh my God

0:36:31.587,0:36:34.181
-Come on[br]-Oh my God

0:36:35.816,0:36:38.052
-Oh my God[br]-Something's wrong

0:36:38.922,0:36:40.862
-Oh my god[br]-Something's wrong

0:36:40.862,0:36:43.368
Almost there, almost there

0:36:46.487,0:36:48.450
Fuck

0:36:48.908,0:36:51.734
What the fuck is on my dick?

0:36:51.966,0:36:53.751
Oh my God

0:36:53.969,0:36:55.657
Oh my God

0:36:56.698,0:36:59.150
Damn, what's this?

0:36:59.861,0:37:02.015
Damn it

0:37:02.941,0:37:04.970
Oh my God

0:37:14.210,0:37:17.135
This is disgusting

0:37:25.010,0:37:26.874
Oh Jesus

0:37:40.460,0:37:42.107
Josh

0:37:44.199,0:37:47.361
I feeling a little better now, Josh?

0:37:47.693,0:37:49.737
Josh

0:37:50.277,0:37:52.166
Josh

0:37:53.927,0:37:56.654
I think I had an accident

0:37:58.917,0:38:00.775
Josh

0:38:08.964,0:38:11.071
Josh, what are you doing?

0:38:13.362,0:38:15.158
Oh my God

0:38:26.744,0:38:28.591
Josh

0:38:29.493,0:38:31.654
Josh

0:38:32.832,0:38:34.733
Josh

0:38:34.810,0:38:36.371
Josh

0:38:37.768,0:38:39.511
Josh

0:38:40.761,0:38:43.940
What the hell did you do to me?

0:39:02.946,0:39:04.527
You're going seventy[br]miles there buddy

0:39:04.528,0:39:06.352
Don't you have some place[br]else better to be?

0:39:06.352,0:39:09.484
-Like boning my step daughter[br]-I'll get to that

0:39:09.484,0:39:11.858
First thing first

0:39:23.415,0:39:27.643
-You're all good, for now[br]-Well you're looking for a raise?

0:39:27.643,0:39:29.743
With any luck your little[br]theme park is going

0:39:29.744,0:39:32.436
to take off and i'm going to[br]live off deputy salary forever

0:39:32.718,0:39:35.718
So, we're good here?

0:39:35.718,0:39:38.413
Yeah, did you check those[br]outflow pipe at the lake?

0:39:38.414,0:39:39.087
Maddy did

0:39:39.394,0:39:40.624
She almost got herself killed

0:39:40.625,0:39:42.511
How about the grades,[br]they're still intact?

0:39:42.620,0:39:46.028
Should be good, unless there[br]are another way in the park

0:39:46.028,0:39:49.033
-Like that boot leg weld you drilled[br]-Don't you worry about that

0:39:49.033,0:39:50.307
I do worry Chet

0:39:50.308,0:39:52.854
I'm the one protecting your unlawful ass

0:39:53.415,0:39:55.398
Let me tell you something

0:39:55.436,0:39:59.030
Why don't you worry keeping Maddy[br]and Johnny law off my ass

0:39:59.181,0:40:01.946
-I'll take care of my Water Park[br]-Okay

0:40:02.195,0:40:05.439
-Have a nice night deputy[br]-You too Chet

0:40:05.561,0:40:08.644
-Oh by the way[br]-What in the hell is this?

0:40:08.644,0:40:11.137
-I told you were speeding[br]-Are you shitting me?

0:40:11.172,0:40:13.402
Just doing my job

0:40:14.917,0:40:17.247
You're a crooked cop

0:40:31.050,0:40:33.128
What a night huh

0:40:33.835,0:40:35.500
So um..

0:40:35.500,0:40:38.740
You an Kyle, I guess you[br]get back together

0:40:38.974,0:40:41.482
No, definitely not

0:40:41.806,0:40:44.793
I don't think so, probably not

0:40:46.195,0:40:48.736
must be hard to make that decision

0:40:48.916,0:40:51.177
Kinda did, didn't I

0:40:54.052,0:40:57.575
Josh cut off his penis because[br]something came out of my vagina

0:41:00.953,0:41:04.735
Should we coming too short the[br]nurses are going to take you guys back

0:41:06.001,0:41:09.355
You guys can probably go[br]Josh is still sedated

0:41:09.355,0:41:11.798
and I'm going to stick[br]around to take a statement

0:41:11.799,0:41:14.094
I'll let you you guys[br]know if I found anything out

0:41:14.394,0:41:15.176
How's Shelby?

0:41:15.177,0:41:18.001
She's not making a lot[br]of sense right now but

0:41:18.350,0:41:19.639
I'll keep an eye on her too

0:41:19.640,0:41:21.024
How about you, you alright?

0:41:21.024,0:41:22.848
I'm pretty tired

0:41:23.047,0:41:25.345
Get some rest and I'll call you

0:43:54.836,0:43:58.741
I'm a Love Hunter, hear what I say

0:43:59.229,0:44:02.922
Get on your knees learn how to play

0:44:03.068,0:44:08.198
Cause a Love Hunter is coming[br]to take you away

0:44:08.443,0:44:13.650
Love Hunter coming today

0:44:13.650,0:44:16.495
That is so sad

0:44:17.226,0:44:20.052
Come to bed, Hoffy[br]It's nappy time

0:44:20.512,0:44:24.514
I'm a Love Hunter hear what I'll say

0:44:24.830,0:44:28.514
Looks like Donna is ready to play

0:44:28.514,0:44:31.046
I'm Rachel

0:44:31.227,0:44:33.634
-I'm Donna[br]-Right

0:44:35.948,0:44:37.868
I'm a love Hunter

0:44:37.869,0:44:40.014
Two chicks for me

0:44:40.014,0:44:44.117
because I am the brightest stars on TV

0:44:44.412,0:44:47.004
Yeah, lets party

0:45:08.043,0:45:10.106
Welcome to Rock Bottom

0:45:15.084,0:45:18.345
Sorry, can you get this thing open?

0:45:29.521,0:45:30.917
Wait

0:45:39.352,0:45:41.072
I do not know if I can do this

0:45:41.072,0:45:45.110
All you is keep baby steps,[br]little baby steps

0:45:45.110,0:45:47.867
What the hell are talking[br]about baby steps for?

0:45:48.095,0:45:51.241
In case you haven't know[br]fish ate my damn legs

0:45:51.242,0:45:52.592
I hate water, I hate it

0:45:52.593,0:45:54.705
Remember what[br]doctor Smith's said

0:45:54.705,0:45:59.964
This is all about the road to recovery[br]strut out with harmless little kiddy pool

0:46:00.417,0:46:02.098
I mean, what the worst[br]that could happen

0:46:02.099,0:46:03.862
Couple of kids will[br]do to you, that's all

0:46:04.888,0:46:06.540
Kids...

0:46:07.803,0:46:10.103
I can handle that

0:46:22.296,0:46:24.958
I'm not afraid of some punk-ass water

0:46:25.327,0:46:28.318
I'm not afraid of some punk-ass water

0:46:31.855,0:46:32.683
I can't

0:46:32.684,0:46:35.993
Don't worry about it, we'll[br]figure out something else

0:46:36.028,0:46:37.497
No, this is weak

0:46:38.109,0:46:40.638
-Dump me in the water[br]-What?

0:46:40.638,0:46:44.100
You heard what I said, get[br]behind the seat, grab the handles

0:46:44.100,0:46:46.812
and dump my sorry ass in the water

0:46:46.812,0:46:48.710
The way the parent toss[br]their kid into the pool

0:46:48.711,0:46:49.659
when they want to swim

0:46:49.659,0:46:51.174
This is a great idea

0:46:51.175,0:46:52.841
Alright I can do this

0:46:52.841,0:46:55.062
-One, two[br]-Stop

0:46:55.062,0:46:57.933
-Okay okay right, what happened?[br]-Why you stop?

0:46:58.378,0:47:01.032
-You said stop[br]-Don't listen to my pussy-ass-mouth

0:47:01.032,0:47:03.474
No matter what I'll say,[br]dump me into the water

0:47:03.475,0:47:04.085
Okay got it

0:47:04.120,0:47:06.086
Not going to listen to[br]your pussy-ass-mouth

0:47:06.087,0:47:07.873
I mean you don't have[br]a pussy-ass-mouth

0:47:07.874,0:47:09.153
Dump me in the water

0:47:09.153,0:47:12.125
Okay, here we go[br]One, two..

0:47:12.125,0:47:14.228
Ah shit, no no I changed my mind

0:47:14.229,0:47:15.477
No, no you're going in

0:47:15.477,0:47:17.653
I changed my mind, I don't[br]want to go in the water

0:47:17.653,0:47:19.658
I don't want to go in the water

0:47:19.659,0:47:20.159
-You're going in[br]-Hey

0:47:20.159,0:47:21.275
Leave him alone

0:47:21.276,0:47:23.134
No no he wants to go in

0:47:23.134,0:47:23.955
No, no the hell I do

0:47:23.956,0:47:25.344
I don't want to go in

0:47:25.344,0:47:28.607
What's wrong with you? Don't push[br]that poor legless stump in the pool

0:47:28.607,0:47:31.538
Yeah, that's right don't push this[br]poor legless stump in the pool

0:47:31.538,0:47:34.878
Okay, you know what, you[br]going to go in the water....

0:47:34.879,0:47:36.093
No, I don’t want to go

0:47:39.338,0:47:40.339
Not cool man

0:47:40.340,0:47:43.510
I'm not afraid of[br]some punk-ass-water

0:47:43.510,0:47:45.872
Not cool at all

0:47:52.943,0:47:55.370
Ladies and gentlemen[br]Boys and girls

0:47:55.640,0:47:58.770
Hot moms of all ages

0:47:58.771,0:48:01.118
Welcome to the BIG WET

0:48:04.848,0:48:08.832
and now the moment you[br]all been waiting for

0:48:08.998,0:48:13.242
The most famous life[br]guard of all time

0:48:13.242,0:48:17.592
Who wants to party[br]with the Hoff?

0:48:17.593,0:48:20.662
Welcome David Hasselhoff

0:48:30.014,0:48:32.009
David Hasselhoff

0:48:32.374,0:48:32.995
Ladies

0:48:32.996,0:48:35.481
You know ladies if you[br]play your card right

0:48:35.695,0:48:39.269
You may get private[br]mouth to mouth resuscitation

0:48:41.087,0:48:43.860
Alright without any further a do

0:48:44.313,0:48:48.530
Lets all get wet and wild

0:48:51.661,0:48:55.075
How are you doing? feeling good?

0:48:58.477,0:49:02.549
Come here, gorgeous, my dear

0:49:03.627,0:49:07.356
You're beautiful, you're beautiful

0:49:07.391,0:49:10.877
kiss of life

0:49:21.591,0:49:23.464
Goodbye now

0:49:42.950,0:49:44.729
I knew it

0:49:45.518,0:49:47.816
What are you doing back here Maddy?

0:49:48.502,0:49:50.544
I saw this when I was taking inventory but

0:49:50.544,0:49:52.679
But I didn't think to ask why[br]it's here until now

0:49:52.679,0:49:55.348
Well we pumping our own water now[br]fuck the utilities right?

0:49:55.348,0:49:57.840
You can't fill this[br]Water Park off a well

0:49:57.841,0:49:59.169
It's not a standard well

0:49:59.578,0:50:02.837
We drilled down a whole lot[br]further hit an underwater lake

0:50:03.088,0:50:05.081
We got enough water[br]to last until forever

0:50:05.082,0:50:06.695
You have no idea[br]what you've done

0:50:06.695,0:50:09.440
Oh sure I did, got us a[br]nice big fat profit

0:50:09.440,0:50:10.767
You don't understand,[br]you could be

0:50:10.768,0:50:12.814
pumping out Piranhas straight[br]through the water intake pipes

0:50:12.814,0:50:14.457
Maddy, its opening day

0:50:14.458,0:50:17.892
I have shelled out a[br]hundred thousand dollars

0:50:17.892,0:50:21.389
And you want me to close shop[br]because there might

0:50:21.389,0:50:24.829
Might be Piranha in the pipe.[br]What else?

0:50:24.829,0:50:28.629
Ghosts? Boogieman? Sharks? Snakes?

0:50:28.629,0:50:33.493
You're laughable. Laughable[br]Come on kid..

0:50:34.199,0:50:36.376
You been watching too[br]many movies little girl

0:50:36.377,0:50:37.890
You should read romance novels

0:50:40.600,0:50:43.338
Are we done? I got work to do

0:51:22.990,0:51:25.822
-Mommy I got bit[br]-Let me see

0:51:26.961,0:51:28.834
Oh honey, you just scrape[br]yourself on something

0:51:28.835,0:51:30.629
Go tell a life guard,[br]he'll get you a bandage

0:51:30.629,0:51:33.211
-No mom, it was a Piranha[br]-It was not a Piranha

0:51:33.426,0:51:35.672
What too many people been[br]talking about Piranha

0:51:35.673,0:51:36.233
Now scoot

0:51:41.315,0:51:43.664
Hello, hello

0:51:44.323,0:51:45.712
-Hello, hey[br]-Hey

0:51:45.712,0:51:48.836
-I got bit by a Piranhas[br]-What's your name, kid?

0:51:48.836,0:51:51.184
-David[br]-David

0:51:52.605,0:51:54.543
That's pretty cool[br]that my name too

0:51:54.544,0:51:55.135
Here you go

0:51:55.697,0:51:58.587
-What's this?[br]-Autograph

0:51:59.047,0:52:02.157
-Can I just have a bandage?[br]-Wait a minute

0:52:02.423,0:52:04.893
-You don't know who I am?[br]-No

0:52:05.278,0:52:08.632
You never saw Baywatch?[br]Running in slow motion

0:52:08.996,0:52:10.337
-How about Night Rider?[br]-No

0:52:10.337,0:52:13.087
Talking car? Anaconda 3?

0:52:13.122,0:52:14.878
Jekyll and Hyde on Broadway?

0:52:15.177,0:52:16.400
-What?[br]-Mr. Hasselhoff

0:52:16.401,0:52:20.897
Hey back off, I'm talking[br]to my made man here

0:52:22.122,0:52:26.240
-You really have no idea who I am?[br]-Yeah, you're a life guard

0:52:26.241,0:52:27.635
and I need a bandage

0:52:27.666,0:52:31.768
Can I have a bandage for my[br]made man David here please?

0:52:32.672,0:52:33.303
Sponge bob?

0:52:33.304,0:52:35.825
I just going to get[br]the bandage tomorrow

0:52:38.200,0:52:40.583
I'm a life guard

0:53:04.159,0:53:07.327
-Are you okay?[br]-I saw a fish in the splash pool

0:53:07.327,0:53:10.103
I know this is crazy[br]but it was a Piranha.

0:53:10.104,0:53:11.330
Like the one on the news. I swear to god

0:53:12.820,0:53:14.721
Everybody out of the pool

0:53:15.517,0:53:17.755
You got to get them out of the pool.[br]Right now

0:53:20.731,0:53:22.396
Hey, no running

0:53:26.030,0:53:28.225
Game over Chet, we got to[br]shut the Water Park down right now

0:53:28.225,0:53:30.602
What sort of no fucking[br]way don't you hear?

0:53:30.603,0:53:32.551
A woman saw a Piranha[br]in the splash pool

0:53:32.820,0:53:36.086
Did you see it? Did you see it?

0:53:36.086,0:53:38.933
-No[br]-You got nothing

0:53:38.933,0:53:41.985
I'm evacuating this Water [br]Park whether you like it or not

0:53:41.985,0:53:44.254
Maddy, Maddy,[br]Maddy

0:53:44.423,0:53:45.328
Chet's right, okay

0:53:45.329,0:53:47.036
You just going to[br]cause more panic

0:53:47.036,0:53:49.827
-I'm sorry, whose side are you on?[br]-I'm on a side that being calm

0:53:49.827,0:53:52.694
-Lets just go check things up okay?[br]-You don't believe me

0:53:52.910,0:53:56.094
I'm the one who called you[br]and you don't fucking believe me

0:53:56.290,0:53:59.103
Come on kids get out of the pool,[br]please get out of the Water Park

0:53:59.104,0:54:00.279
Please just get out of the water

0:54:00.279,0:54:04.203
Maddy, I can't let you do this

0:54:04.735,0:54:05.170
Let go of me

0:54:05.171,0:54:06.837
What the fuck are you doing man?[br]Let her go

0:54:06.838,0:54:08.413
What are going to[br]do shark boy huh?

0:54:09.540,0:54:11.281
Fuck me with your fucking child-ding?

0:54:11.282,0:54:13.830
Let me give you a[br]piece of advice buddy

0:54:13.830,0:54:15.814
You going to need a bigger one

0:54:16.431,0:54:18.297
Come on

0:55:07.837,0:55:09.508
Oh my God

0:55:45.207,0:55:47.671
Come on, go, go

0:55:47.785,0:55:49.684
They're back, they're back

0:55:49.684,0:55:52.209
They'll find you, they[br]always fucking find you

0:55:52.210,0:55:53.498
No matter where you go

0:56:02.386,0:56:04.841
Bring me my legs son

0:56:19.347,0:56:21.733
Titanium motherfuckers

0:56:22.072,0:56:23.917
Eat this

0:57:00.833,0:57:03.331
-I hate the water[br]-I hate fish

0:57:03.331,0:57:06.630
Help, help, help me

0:57:10.620,0:57:13.935
Heffy, people are dying[br]You're a life guard, do something

0:57:14.066,0:57:16.028
I'm not a life guard, never was one

0:57:16.028,0:57:20.621
Help, help me, help

0:57:21.106,0:57:25.253
-When are you going to help?[br]-Once these idiots get out of the water

0:57:25.527,0:57:28.488
Its not like the fish are[br]going to follow them home

0:57:28.689,0:57:31.665
Help me, help

0:57:37.462,0:57:39.494
Help me

0:57:40.213,0:57:45.087
You went back into the water,[br]you little ginger moron

0:57:45.913,0:57:49.288
Heffy, you're a life guard man

0:58:09.306,0:58:12.748
Holy fuck, I'm getting old

0:58:18.303,0:58:20.168
I got you

0:58:22.396,0:58:24.784
I'm here to rescue

0:58:24.784,0:58:28.515
I actually am doing the rescue

0:58:29.518,0:58:31.753
Can you put me down now?

0:58:52.934,0:58:54.608
Chet

0:58:55.820,0:58:57.333
Chet

0:58:59.033,0:59:01.492
You see them? You see them now?

0:59:04.106,0:59:05.974
We got to drain the pool

0:59:11.096,0:59:12.331
Hey Barry, Barry

0:59:12.331,0:59:14.446
I need you to go and pump out[br]and force drain a pool

0:59:14.447,0:59:15.734
I've never done that before

0:59:15.909,0:59:17.993
It's easy, there are[br]levers, they are down

0:59:17.994,0:59:19.253
You push them straight up

0:59:19.253,0:59:20.505
-I got it[br]-Thanks

0:59:20.505,0:59:23.254
Wait, no matter what happens

0:59:23.254,0:59:26.165
I loved you since 7th grade.[br]I always will

0:59:26.216,0:59:28.354
I thought you were gay

0:59:28.669,0:59:30.259
Really?

0:59:43.395,0:59:45.014
I have to get out of here

0:59:45.345,0:59:47.043
This is not my fault

0:59:48.744,0:59:50.557
-You fucking slut[br]-Help me

0:59:50.557,0:59:52.165
Get off me

0:59:55.061,0:59:56.417
Hey yo, come over here

0:59:56.418,0:59:58.201
Hey man, look at my ass

0:59:59.979,1:00:02.463
-Holy shit[br]-What ever it is, just get it out

1:00:02.641,1:00:07.033
This is going to hurt. You ready?[br]One, two

1:00:07.168,1:00:09.357
Ahhhh...

1:00:11.213,1:00:13.440
Okay, come on, come on[br]we got to get to the pump

1:00:35.637,1:00:37.440
Sorry, kid

1:00:38.969,1:00:40.893
It's not my fault

1:00:47.576,1:00:49.279
Holy shit

1:00:53.131,1:00:54.902
Out of the way

1:01:35.775,1:01:36.596
Okay, listen, listen.

1:01:36.597,1:01:38.535
I want you to get all first aid[br]supply and bring them outside

1:01:38.536,1:01:39.019
Got it?

1:01:39.220,1:01:41.168
You got it? Go

1:01:41.168,1:01:43.558
I need first aid

1:02:19.058,1:02:20.890
-Maddy[br]-Help

1:02:21.014,1:02:24.006
Maddy, Maddy. Come here

1:02:24.035,1:02:26.325
-Help me[br]-I'm promise you I didn't know

1:02:26.325,1:02:28.342
-What are talking about?[br]-The well

1:02:28.342,1:02:31.265
Chet promised that he gives[br]me 35% of the profits

1:02:31.265,1:02:34.896
-If I turn a blind eye[br]-Just help me get out of here please

1:02:34.896,1:02:37.001
-I did not know it[br]-Help. Please

1:02:37.373,1:02:39.273
-Please just help me[br]-The park

1:02:39.273,1:02:41.438
-The park[br]-Please help me

1:02:41.438,1:02:42.695
Kyle, please

1:02:42.695,1:02:45.857
-I can't do this[br]-Please help me

1:02:45.918,1:02:47.935
No, no, don't don't

1:02:48.575,1:02:50.279
Please help me

1:02:50.279,1:02:52.694
-Maddy, where's Maddy?[br]-She's gone I couldn't save her

1:02:52.794,1:02:55.042
-Help me. Help me[br]-Maddy. Maddy

1:03:08.398,1:03:09.653
Okay

1:03:15.234,1:03:18.881
Be a man, Kyle

1:03:19.429,1:03:21.329
Maddy

1:03:44.194,1:03:46.160
This was a bad idea

1:06:06.845,1:06:08.464
Barry?

1:06:46.361,1:06:49.035
Save a Life. Save a life, Kyle

1:06:49.091,1:06:51.650
Need a hero?

1:06:53.120,1:06:56.193
I got you, oh my god

1:06:56.193,1:06:59.260
Get out of the pool[br]Oh my God

1:07:01.211,1:07:02.804
Medic

1:07:03.238,1:07:05.948
I need a medic

1:07:07.154,1:07:09.102
Maddy?

1:07:14.198,1:07:16.104
Maddy

1:07:26.833,1:07:30.364
No body munches something off Dave ass

1:07:31.590,1:07:34.730
Adios evil fish

1:09:50.844,1:09:53.676
How the hell did you[br]bought a shotgun leg?

1:09:53.676,1:09:56.378
The money I paid off socks

1:09:58.313,1:09:59.125
Hello

1:09:59.126,1:10:02.374
Maddy, you're not[br]going to believe this

1:10:02.591,1:10:06.204
I was right. They are evolving

1:10:06.923,1:10:10.301
They learning to walk

1:10:10.836,1:10:13.448
Yes, I know

1:10:22.704,1:10:24.284
David

1:10:24.883,1:10:28.044
-David, get away from that thing[br]-Mom, it's okay

1:10:28.044,1:10:30.336
It's slow on land

1:10:37.061,1:10:40.644
Oh my God

1:10:41.021,1:10:43.617
Little ginger moron

1:10:43.642,1:10:45.642
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1:12:39.150,1:12:45.872
David Hasselhoff

1:12:48.209,1:12:53.610
FISH HUNTER

1:13:48.631,1:13:51.092
Rivers fulls of sulfur oxide

1:13:55.632,1:13:59.365
Look guys we got to check the[br]drain outflow pipe...

1:14:00.365,1:14:03.163
Look guys we got to check the[br]drain outflow...

1:14:03.385,1:14:05.142
Fuck me

1:14:35.910,1:14:37.822
Fish-hunter

1:14:39.161,1:14:40.840
Okay

1:14:40.875,1:14:43.377
Can we get a little tighter?

1:14:47.529,1:14:50.009
He's going to take his glasses off

1:14:57.017,1:14:58.170
Alright, either that or I'm going

1:14:58.171,1:14:59.807
to wait for the drums to come

1:15:00.165,1:15:01.405
do that

1:15:01.830,1:15:04.287
You ginger little moron

1:15:04.352,1:15:05.976
You..you ginger

1:15:05.976,1:15:09.210
-You little ginger moron[br]-Fuck

1:15:09.475,1:15:12.505
Alright. You ginger little moron

1:15:13.829,1:15:16.181
Why are you laughing?

1:15:16.565,1:15:18.815
I'm a love Hunter

1:15:21.067,1:15:23.887
-Oh God, shit[br]-Hello

1:15:54.227,1:15:56.554
Camera's crazy, where is it?

1:16:01.878,1:16:03.178
This is good

1:16:03.465,1:16:07.148
Where's the place where no fish..[br]Here we go again. One, two, three

1:16:08.325,1:16:11.726
Where's the place with no[br]fish but plenty of tails

1:16:11.761,1:16:12.838
Piranha? What?

1:16:12.839,1:16:15.375
That's the wrong places for it right?

1:16:15.645,1:16:17.328
Okay here we go once again

1:16:17.328,1:16:18.666
What's the line

1:16:18.666,1:16:21.949
Come on down and cool off[br]the hottest hole in town

1:16:22.745,1:16:25.114
Ready? Come on down...[br]Are you serious?

1:16:25.114,1:16:28.631
Fifteen dollar, fifteen dollar

1:16:28.631,1:16:31.402
Are you serious? Tell him now

1:16:33.454,1:16:36.371
Just keep your hand in[br]the middle like that, yeah

1:16:36.640,1:16:40.409
Okay, don't do the hand[br]because that get two 3D

1:16:40.409,1:16:43.280
-Do you want me to start with it out?[br]-It was 3 double D

1:16:43.280,1:16:45.314
Test

1:16:46.903,1:16:49.409
How the hell did they get in here?

1:16:50.032,1:16:52.718
Even if they're the same grizzly bears

1:16:56.186,1:16:58.218
Twinky face

1:17:03.231,1:17:05.589
High five son

1:17:05.618,1:17:06.793
That?

1:17:06.793,1:17:08.460
Mom

1:17:08.460,1:17:11.363
-She's kinda cute[br]-Yeah, she got some talent

1:17:12.428,1:17:14.922
-She's what?[br]-She has some talent

1:17:15.052,1:17:17.925
-She's what?[br]-She has some talent

1:17:17.925,1:17:20.536
Your mother has talent?

1:17:20.978,1:17:22.366
She's pretty hot

1:17:22.432,1:17:24.756
Yeah, don't even think

1:18:01.637,1:18:03.682
best in the business

1:18:04.785,1:18:07.190
a few years ago

1:18:07.504,1:18:09.164
I'm wet all the time

1:18:09.207,1:18:11.389
If you want to wetter[br]come on down and

1:18:11.390,1:18:13.404
cool off in a hottest[br]hole in town

1:18:13.534,1:18:16.762
Mine. That wont make the movie

1:18:16.762,1:18:18.407
We should add that to the movie

1:18:18.407,1:18:20.325
Two chicks for me

1:18:20.584,1:18:23.033
because I'm the brightest star..

1:18:23.034,1:18:23.952
How are you?

1:18:23.952,1:18:27.471
What are doing?[br]Oh my god you're not done

1:18:27.949,1:18:30.164
A flying squirrel

1:18:30.844,1:18:32.495
Hoffman

1:18:32.495,1:18:35.397
That why I need you to sit on the chair

1:18:35.527,1:18:40.361
-The camera is rolling[br]-For God sake

1:18:40.415,1:18:43.372
-Settle down[br]-Calm down

1:18:43.770,1:18:45.567
Action

1:18:46.486,1:18:49.466
David, get away from that thing

1:18:50.003,1:18:52.464
Mom, It's okay it slow

1:18:55.265,1:18:57.489
The fish is flying

1:19:01.855,1:19:04.823
Stand up. stand up

1:19:05.142,1:19:06.950
Help me

1:19:07.815,1:19:10.766
-Help me[br]-And..

1:19:11.164,1:19:13.099
Cut

1:19:32.299,1:19:35.543
That my darling is all what[br]natural selection is all about

1:19:35.568,1:19:37.568
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