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"Panie Trump... Pana prezydentura?

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Uwielbiam Pana prezydenturę.

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Nazywam ją "Hańba dla Narodu".

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Więcej osób protestuje przeciwko Panu, 
niż przeciwko nowotworom.

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Podczas przemówień wygląda Pan jak goryl,

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który próbuje migać, ale uderzył się w głowę.

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Tak na prawdę Pana usta

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nadają się tylko do przechowywania

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k***** Vladimira Putina.

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Pamiętacie, jak w styczniu 
miliony Amerykanów odpaliły Pinteresta,

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wyciągnęły brokat i brystole
i rozszalały się jak dzieci na technice?

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Uzbrojone w tysiące kolorowych banerów,
plakatów i transparentów,

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cztery i pół miliona osób na całym świecie
wyszło na ulice

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dnia 17 stycznia 2017 Marszów Kobiet.

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Przypomnijmy sobie kilka powodów,

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dla których ludzie maszerowali tego dnia;

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zatrzymajmy się na chwilę,

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i posłuchajmy słów naszego Naczelnego Dowódcy,

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które zainspirowały to wyjątkowe wydarzenie.

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"Próbowałem ją przelecieć.

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Była zamężna.

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Ruszyłem na tę sukę.

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Ale nie dałem rady.

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No i była zamężna.

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Wiesz, z automatu pociągają mnie

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piękne - po prostu zaczynam je całować.

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Jak magnes. Całuję.

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[śmiech]

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Nawet nie czekam.

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A jak jesteś gwiazdą, 
to pozwalają Ci na to.

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Możesz robić wszystko."

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"Co tylko chcesz."

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"Łapiesz je za cipki.

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Możesz wszystko."

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Tak, to właśnie nasz Prezydent w 2005 roku

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kiedy był jeszcze "tylko"
milionerem prowadzącym reality show,

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który dumnie przyznaje się 
do nadużywania władzy i sławy,

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by molestować i seksualnie wykorzystywać kobiety.


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A przy okazji:

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to może być najbardziej znany przykład Trumpa

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mówiącego nam, czym wg niego jest prawdziwa 
"sztuka robienia interesów" [tytuł książki Trumpa - przyp. tłum.]

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ale na pewno nie jedyny.

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Jeszcze przed tym, jak Trump ogłosił 
swoją kandydaturę na prezydenta,

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każdy nagłówek o nim przypominał grę
w Jumanji Kultury Gwałtu.

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I częściowo w odpowiedzi
na tę prostacką mizoginię opartą na nadużyciach,

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