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Are you tired

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of two geeks in mustaches?

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who can manage to be boring

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with explosions and crashes

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if you or the Lorax

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wanna bust like we do

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give us a call

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we're ready to defeat you

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Ghostbusters

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flow crushers

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get the job done

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spitting out the lyrics like

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we got one!

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get the people moving

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like the Statue of Liberty

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try to beat us in a battle?

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man you gotta be kidding me

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the delivery of Stantz stands straight

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like my main man's slinky

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I collect spores

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tell him bout the twinkie

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like your show

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it's all fluff and filler

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I'll kick your hiney man

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I'm a savage killer

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Wow your raps are just

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too wack to handle

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let's do it like we do

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on the Discovery Channel

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your science is preposterous

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the opposite of competent process

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and in this episode

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we'll give you a synopsis

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starting with the vacuum cleaners

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strapped up on your back

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it's a fact

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positrons don't react like that

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you built a laser grid

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with no safety switch

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and Walter Peck was right

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that's some shady shit

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good thing you work in a firehouse

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cause you just got burned

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you are poor scientists

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and that's confirmed

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That's enough from the walrus

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and dickless the clown

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let's show these myth bitches

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how we do it downtown

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grab your stick

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hold'n

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heat'em up

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smoking

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high speed shows your ass

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get beat in slow motion

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we roast show hosts

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when our flows cross streams

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pumping out blockbusters

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while you work behind the scenes

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it's a rap test dummy

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and you're both getting crashed

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we came

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we saw

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we kicked your ass

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Ghosts aren't real

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but it should be said

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it's time to bring the B-team

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back from the dead

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things are getting scary

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when Tory Grant and Kari

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come harder than Ray

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when that ghost popped his cherry

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we reject your flows

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and substitute our own

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why'd you stop?

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I couldn't think of a rhyme

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well just say the first thing

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that pops into your mind

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Yo raise up it's Stay Puft

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I stay fluff

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blaze chumps and flip Kari

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butter side up

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I smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter

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I don't play

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show these dweebs

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how to rock a beret

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I live so large

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you can't harsh my mellow

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just one step

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took me out the ghetto

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you best be afraid

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of my marshmallow flows

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cause Big Puft just turned

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all you bitches to toast

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Who won?

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Who lost?

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You decide