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[DISCO MUSIC]

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Hey, OJ, it is so nice to be out of Idiotic Island after you rescued me.

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Well, I am glad the million dollars put towards something we can all enjoy.

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I would enjoy it... You know, if Apple was still gone!

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[GLASS SHATTERS]

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[SCREAM]

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Much better!

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Jeez, Apple, after being iscolated for so many months, I thought you would be warmed up to Marshmallow by now.

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Oh, I will warm her up alright!

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How many times do I have to tell you guys?!

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NO FIRES IN THE HOTEL!!

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Ah...

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And stop putting grafiti on the walls.

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Hey, you cannot just jump on them, you have to shoot them!

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Shoot this!

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Man, you killed me.

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OJ, buddy -

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Balloon, how many times do I have to tell you, you are not allowed in here.

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Well, you do not really have a choi -

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Lightbulb, stop, you have eaten like 50 cookies already!

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Actually, I have eaten like 53 and -

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How is my like, time?

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Wait, I was supposed to be counting?

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[LIGHTBULB THROWING UP WHILE BASEBALL SCREAMING]

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Like, whateves, I am getting a cookie.

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Don't, you, dare...

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Mail is here!

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Gimme those!

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Another note from Taco.

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Uh... I do not need her pity, just throw it in the fire.

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Huh?

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[BOMB SCREAMING]

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What is happening?

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Guys, I think that is a plane...

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Thanks, Mr. Obvious. I think...

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You mean Mrs. Obvious? Oh, no, no, no, I am just playing, no clue.

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Well, let's go and see who it is.

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[THE CAST SEES MEPHONE 4 TAKING OFF ON A PLANE]

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[MEPHONE 4 JUMPS OFF]

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Um... Hi?

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Greetings and salutations!

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Uh...

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Well, it is great to see you too, I seen you done something impressive with your prize, OJ.

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Thanks!

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And since we last saw each other, how would we agree to let me have a personal assistant for the second season? I was told I would meet him here.

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Hello, is there a Mr. Phone here?

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[ME PHONE 4 REACTS TO HIS PERSONAL ASSISTANT]

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Hello, Sir, are you the Mr. Phone I was told to assist by Master Adam?

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[ME PHONE 4 DIALS ADAM]

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Adam, what is this, THING?!

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I am guessing you were refering to your new assistant, that is Toilet.

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We could not really find anyone else who wanted to assist for some reason, weird huh? So, there, here you go.

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You cannot be serious!

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Hello, hello?...

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Hello??

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Uh... Why are you here again?

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Oh, right, well... It has been two years since 'Inanimate Insanity' was released, cool, right?

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No, not really.

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Is that the only reason you flew here? Pretty terrible reason...

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Actually, it is not, 'Inanimate Insanity' season 2 is taking place, right here!

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No, it is not, my winning hotel is here.

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And, I am telling you, it is not going anywhere.

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[A PLANE HITS OJ'S HOTEL]

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[OJ BREAKS HIS OWN GLASS]

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[THE NEW CONTESTANTS JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE].

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And, these are the new stereotypes, I mean the season 2 contestants.

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Ah... So you are replacing us with them?! Really?!

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What's wrong with us?

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Yeah, that was not a bright thing to say!

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(Laughs)

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Get it?

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(Laughs)

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Nice one!

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[LIGHTBULB REACTS]

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OK, let's get to it.

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I want some of you, the old contestants to join the game and battle alongside them.

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So, check out this slot machine, seven of you will join the game.

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It will be decided by chance.

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Ooh, ooh, Sir, can I pull the lever?

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No, do not touch it, you filthy...

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Uh... I mean, can you run and get me some wires.

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Sure thing, Mr. Phone!

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It is MEPhone!

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[The slot machine lands on Paintbrush]

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Paintbrush, welcome to Season 2, do you have anything to say?

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Um... Well, actually, I had a question about -

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OK. Let's not waste anytime.

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It has to land on me!

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[The slot machine lands on Knife]

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Yeah!

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Is that? Oh, wait, that is not me, darn...

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Knife, welcome!

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It has to land on me!

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You already said that, I just hope it does not...

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[The slot machine lands on Nickel]

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Land on me... Meh...

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[Lightbulb making a weird face]

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Nickel, congrats!

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It has to -

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NO!!

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[The slot machine finally lands on Lightbulb]

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[Lightbulb getting excited]

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Lightbulb, you get -

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Four spots left.

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[The slot machine randomly lands on Bow]

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Bow? Great, another season with you. Oh, wait, you are dead!

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[The slot machine lands on Balloon]

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Yes! I cannot believe it!

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[Apple, Salt, Pepper and Bomb were surprised]

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Like, OMG, you like talked.

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Wow, now that I joined the season, I think I might as well start saying actual stuff again.

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But, nobody like, likes you, like.

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That is not true!

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Here is those wires you needed, Mr. Phone, oh my gosh, Balloon, nobody likes you.

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Oh, come on!

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[The slot machine lands on Marshmallow]

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Yay!

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Great, now I do not have to deal with you anymore.

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[The slot machine lands on Apple]

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What, can I quit?!

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No.

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But before you play me, just tell me what 'quit' means.

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This is the final spot.

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[The slot machine lands on Baseball]

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Oh, good, I really did not get to do much last season, now I can finally really compete.

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That is our season 2 cast.

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But our season 1 winner is still dead!

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Oh yeah, well... Let's bring him back.

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So that is how it works!

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Wha... What happened?

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We did not make season 2.

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Oh well, I do not have a reason to be in season 2, I mean I did win season 1.

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So obviously, I do not need to be in season 2.

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It is fine anyways, we can all chill in my awe - some - hotel, what happened?!

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It is OK, OJ, now we have plenty of time to fix up the hotel together, forever...

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Noooooo!!

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This seems rather familiar, I never been on a competition before.

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Let's just get to the contest, so I can cream these chumps and take the million.

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Wow, why is he saying that? Everyone knows the mean character is going to burst.

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Mm-hm, girl.

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Anyway, 19 contestants, $1 million, this is 'Inanimate Insanity II'.

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So, what is the challenge? (Very loud)

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Ow! Mic, turn down the volume!

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Sorry, that happens some times.

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Mr. Phone, I got your wires.

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These are just strings of half eaten spaghetti!

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Oh, sorry, Sir, I did not have my lunch break.

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Since when did Adam give us lunch breaks?

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So I wonder what the new contestants are doing.

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Hi there!

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Stranger danger!

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Well, let's change that.

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I am Microphone, as you can see, I AM a microphone.

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And you must be Paintbrush and Lightbulb.

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Wow, how did she know that?

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OK, OK, you guys really need to socialize! So let's do some ice breakers.

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Yeah! My fist can break the ice like butter!

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Like those pillows you call fist will break anything.

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[Sniff]

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Guys, I do not think that is what he meant.

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[Sneeze]

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Gross, man!

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Sorry, it is my CondiShAWn.

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Ew! Germs, we must eliminate all of them at all costs!

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Neat freak...

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Guys, ice breakers is a relative term for a way of bonding for two people that have never met.

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Yes, and I would have said that

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if you all did not interrupt me.

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I did not interrupt you,

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I am your biggest fan!

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He is a fan, get it??

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OK. That is not funny...

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So, what fun game are we going to

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to play to get to know each other?

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Oh, well, I literally meant icebreakers,

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we are headed over to glasstonion glacier.

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Never heard of it...

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Well, now, you have!

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This does not apply to the definition

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I just explained.

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Your first challenge is to be the last one

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on the glacier.

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All pushing, shoving, kicking,

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and horseplay is especially allowed.

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Horseplay is my middle name...

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That is an odd middle name.

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MR. PHOOONE!!!

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Everyone, SHUT UP!!

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Mr. PHO-

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Let's find out who the winner of the first

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challenge will be.

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Get set, on your mark, GO!

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First things first.

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POP!

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There we go!

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I think we need to move over

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more to the left.

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No! WE SHOULD MOVE OVER TO THE RIGHT!!

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NO! I HATE YOU...

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I hate you, too!

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[YANG PUNCHES YIN IN THE FACE].

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♪Scrubbing, scrubbing, all day long!♪.

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[SOAP LAUGHING].

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[YANG PUNCHES SOAP, AND THEY FALL].

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Um... Trophy Horseplay, I think we should

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like form an alliance.

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Yeah, and I think, like, you should die.

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[TISSUES FALL].

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I would rather form an alliance with Mr.

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Sharp Guy, over there.

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You seem tough.

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Nope!

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I am not interested...

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Excuse me?!

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Sorry.

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But, you, and I are quite... different.

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Um... How?

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We are both jocks.

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No!

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(Knife): You are a jock,

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And I am a jerk.

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Big difference!

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Fine!

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We will settle this like men.

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With the ultimate -