[DISCO MUSIC] Hey, OJ, it is so nice to be out of Idiotic Island after you rescued me. Well, I am glad the million dollars put towards something we can all enjoy. I would enjoy it... You know, if Apple was still gone! [GLASS SHATTERS] [SCREAM] Much better! Jeez, Apple, after being iscolated for so many months, I thought you would be warmed up to Marshmallow by now. Oh, I will warm her up alright! How many times do I have to tell you guys?! NO FIRES IN THE HOTEL!! Ah... And stop putting grafiti on the walls. Hey, you cannot just jump on them, you have to shoot them! Shoot this! Man, you killed me. OJ, buddy - Balloon, how many times do I have to tell you, you are not allowed in here. Well, you do not really have a choi - Lightbulb, stop, you have eaten like 50 cookies already! Actually, I have eaten like 53 and - How is my like, time? Wait, I was supposed to be counting? [LIGHTBULB THROWING UP WHILE BASEBALL SCREAMING] Like, whateves, I am getting a cookie. Don't, you, dare... Mail is here! Gimme those! Another note from Taco. Uh... I do not need her pity, just throw it in the fire. Huh? [BOMB SCREAMING] What is happening? Guys, I think that is a plane... Thanks, Mr. Obvious. I think... You mean Mrs. Obvious? Oh, no, no, no, I am just playing, no clue. Well, let's go and see who it is. [THE CAST SEES MEPHONE 4 TAKING OFF ON A PLANE] [MEPHONE 4 JUMPS OFF] Um... Hi? Greetings and salutations! Uh... Well, it is great to see you too, I seen you done something impressive with your prize, OJ. Thanks! And since we last saw each other, how would we agree to let me have a personal assistant for the second season? I was told I would meet him here. Hello, is there a Mr. Phone here? [ME PHONE 4 REACTS TO HIS PERSONAL ASSISTANT] Hello, Sir, are you the Mr. Phone I was told to assist by Master Adam? [ME PHONE 4 DIALS ADAM] Adam, what is this, THING?! I am guessing you were refering to your new assistant, that is Toilet. We could not really find anyone else who wanted to assist for some reason, weird huh? So, there, here you go. You cannot be serious! Hello, hello?... Hello?? Uh... Why are you here again? Oh, right, well... It has been two years since 'Inanimate Insanity' was released, cool, right? No, not really. Is that the only reason you flew here? Pretty terrible reason... Actually, it is not, 'Inanimate Insanity' season 2 is taking place, right here! No, it is not, my winning hotel is here. And, I am telling you, it is not going anywhere. [A PLANE HITS OJ'S HOTEL] [OJ BREAKS HIS OWN GLASS] [THE NEW CONTESTANTS JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE]. And, these are the new stereotypes, I mean the season 2 contestants. Ah... So you are replacing us with them?! Really?! What's wrong with us? Yeah, that was not a bright thing to say! (Laughs) Get it? (Laughs) Nice one! [LIGHTBULB REACTS] OK, let's get to it. I want some of you, the old contestants to join the game and battle alongside them. So, check out this slot machine, seven of you will join the game. It will be decided by chance. Ooh, ooh, Sir, can I pull the lever? No, do not touch it, you filthy... Uh... I mean, can you run and get me some wires. Sure thing, Mr. Phone! It is MEPhone! [The slot machine lands on Paintbrush] Paintbrush, welcome to Season 2, do you have anything to say? Um... Well, actually, I had a question about - OK. Let's not waste anytime. It has to land on me! [The slot machine lands on Knife] Yeah! Is that? Oh, wait, that is not me, darn... Knife, welcome! It has to land on me! You already said that, I just hope it does not... [The slot machine lands on Nickel] Land on me... Meh... [Lightbulb making a weird face] Nickel, congrats! It has to - NO!! [The slot machine finally lands on Lightbulb] [Lightbulb getting excited] Lightbulb, you get - Four spots left. [The slot machine randomly lands on Bow] Bow? Great, another season with you. Oh, wait, you are dead! [The slot machine lands on Balloon] Yes! I cannot believe it! [Apple, Salt, Pepper and Bomb were surprised] Like, OMG, you like talked. Wow, now that I joined the season, I think I might as well start saying actual stuff again. But, nobody like, likes you, like. That is not true! Here is those wires you needed, Mr. Phone, oh my gosh, Balloon, nobody likes you. Oh, come on! [The slot machine lands on Marshmallow] Yay! Great, now I do not have to deal with you anymore. [The slot machine lands on Apple] What, can I quit?! No. But before you play me, just tell me what 'quit' means. This is the final spot. [The slot machine lands on Baseball] Oh, good, I really did not get to do much last season, now I can finally really compete. That is our season 2 cast. But our season 1 winner is still dead! Oh yeah, well... Let's bring him back. So that is how it works! Wha... What happened? We did not make season 2. Oh well, I do not have a reason to be in season 2, I mean I did win season 1. So obviously, I do not need to be in season 2. It is fine anyways, we can all chill in my awe - some - hotel, what happened?! It is OK, OJ, now we have plenty of time to fix up the hotel together, forever... Noooooo!! This seems rather familiar, I never been on a competition before. Let's just get to the contest, so I can cream these chumps and take the million. Wow, why is he saying that? Everyone knows the mean character is going to burst. Mm-hm, girl. Anyway, 19 contestants, $1 million, this is 'Inanimate Insanity II'. So, what is the challenge? (Very loud) Ow! Mic, turn down the volume! Sorry, that happens some times. Mr. Phone, I got your wires. These are just strings of half eaten spaghetti! Oh, sorry, Sir, I did not have my lunch break. Since when did Adam give us lunch breaks? So I wonder what the new contestants are doing. Hi there! Stranger danger! Well, let's change that. I am Microphone, as you can see, I AM a microphone. And you must be Paintbrush and Lightbulb. Wow, how did she know that? OK, OK, you guys really need to socialize! So let's do some ice breakers. Yeah! My fist can break the ice like butter! Like those pillows you call fist will break anything. [Sniff] Guys, I do not think that is what he meant. [Sneeze] Gross, man! Sorry, it is my CondiShAWn. Ew! Germs, we must eliminate all of them at all costs! Neat freak... Guys, ice breakers is a relative term for a way of bonding for two people that have never met. Yes, and I would have said that if you all did not interrupt me. I did not interrupt you, I am your biggest fan! He is a fan, get it?? OK. That is not funny... So, what fun game are we going to to play to get to know each other? Oh, well, I literally meant icebreakers, we are headed over to glasstonion glacier. Never heard of it... Well, now, you have! This does not apply to the definition I just explained. Your first challenge is to be the last one on the glacier. All pushing, shoving, kicking, and horseplay is especially allowed. Horseplay is my middle name... That is an odd middle name. MR. PHOOONE!!! Everyone, SHUT UP!! Mr. PHO- Let's find out who the winner of the first challenge will be. Get set, on your mark, GO! First things first. POP! There we go! I think we need to move over more to the left. No! WE SHOULD MOVE OVER TO THE RIGHT!! NO! I HATE YOU... I hate you, too! [YANG PUNCHES YIN IN THE FACE]. ♪Scrubbing, scrubbing, all day long!♪. [SOAP LAUGHING]. [YANG PUNCHES SOAP, AND THEY FALL]. Um... Trophy Horseplay, I think we should like form an alliance. Yeah, and I think, like, you should die. [TISSUES FALL]. I would rather form an alliance with Mr. Sharp Guy, over there. You seem tough. Nope! I am not interested... Excuse me?! Sorry. But, you, and I are quite... different. Um... How? We are both jocks. No! (Knife): You are a jock, And I am a jerk. Big difference! Fine! We will settle this like men. With the ultimate -