WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.653 Arin: (nerdy voice) Mickey Mouse? 00:00:00.653 --> 00:00:12.986 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:00:12.986 --> 00:00:14.823 Arin: (nerdy voice) First of all… 00:00:14.823 --> 00:00:17.420 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:00:17.420 --> 00:00:18.427 Arin: ♪ Hey, I'm grump! ♪ 00:00:18.427 --> 00:00:19.743 Danny: ♪ I'm not so grump! ♪ 00:00:19.743 --> 00:00:22.157 Both: ♪ And we're the Game Grumps! ♪ 00:00:22.861 --> 00:00:24.521 Arin: (nerdy voice) What the heck is up with this game? 00:00:24.521 --> 00:00:25.374 (Danny laughs) 00:00:25.374 --> 00:00:27.193 Arin: Are those paintings or windows? 00:00:27.193 --> 00:00:28.005 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god! 00:00:28.005 --> 00:00:30.653 Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez, game designers. Make up your minds. 00:00:30.653 --> 00:00:33.034 Danny: OK, so this is Mickey Mousecapade… 00:00:33.034 --> 00:00:36.533 Danny: (laughing) …and right before we started, Arin and I were watching a walkthrough… 00:00:36.533 --> 00:00:42.220 Danny: …where one of those guys was doing one of those fake-ass Angry Video Game Nerd voices… 00:00:42.220 --> 00:00:46.855 Danny: …and now Arin can't stop doing it, and it's cracking my shit up. 00:00:46.855 --> 00:00:47.854 Arin: (nerdy voice) What is this bullshit? 00:00:47.854 --> 00:00:48.659 (Danny laughs) 00:00:48.659 --> 00:00:52.073 Arin: (nerdy voice) Two cats? Why not three? Jeez. What were they thinking? 00:00:52.073 --> 00:00:54.100 (Danny laughs) 00:00:54.100 --> 00:00:58.909 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy ass-dicks covered in chocolate feces. 00:00:58.909 --> 00:01:01.068 (Danny laughs) 00:01:01.068 --> 00:01:05.323 Arin: (nerdy voice) What is this? Some kind of angel? I don't want religion in my game. 00:01:05.323 --> 00:01:13.013 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god! 00:01:13.013 --> 00:01:18.115 Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez! Walking chairs? What's he in a hurry for? To get sit on? 00:01:18.115 --> 00:01:24.681 Danny: (laughing) Stop! I can't handle it! 00:01:24.681 --> 00:01:28.401 Arin: (nerdy voice) What's this flashing bird flashing for? Is he the police? 00:01:28.401 --> 00:01:35.258 (Arin and Danny laugh) 00:01:35.258 --> 00:01:36.474 Danny: Holy shit! 00:01:36.474 --> 00:01:39.818 Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez. You open up a locked treasure chest to get a key. 00:01:39.818 --> 00:01:41.767 Arin: (nerdy voice) Isn't that ass-backwards? 00:01:41.767 --> 00:01:46.237 (Arin and Danny laugh) 00:01:46.237 --> 00:01:48.234 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god! 00:01:48.234 --> 00:01:50.401 Arin: (nerdy voice) What's the deal with these wall grenades? 00:01:50.401 --> 00:01:51.910 (Danny laughs) 00:01:51.910 --> 00:01:54.511 Arin: (nerdy voice) You'd think they'd explode a little bit bigger. 00:01:54.511 --> 00:01:56.902 Arin: (nerdy voice) Come on, game designers. Get with it! 00:01:56.902 --> 00:02:00.124 (Danny laughs) 00:02:00.124 --> 00:02:03.531 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy ass-drippings covered in semen! 00:02:03.531 --> 00:02:08.433 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:02:08.433 --> 00:02:14.908 Danny: (laughing until he coughs) Oh god, the Skittles! I'm going to throw up Skittles! 00:02:14.908 --> 00:02:17.989 Arin: (nerdy voice) Are you OK, Dan, or do you need a lobotomy? 00:02:17.989 --> 00:02:25.234 Danny: (laughing) Shut up! Jeez, it's so stupid! Oh my god! 00:02:25.234 --> 00:02:29.577 Arin: (nerdy voice) In this game, you play as a retarded mouse named Mickey. 00:02:29.577 --> 00:02:35.545 Arin: (nerdy voice) He's got his girlfriend with him, but she should be too busy… in the kitchen! 00:02:35.545 --> 00:02:41.101 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:02:41.101 --> 00:02:45.705 Danny: My god… Oh no! Minnie! 00:02:45.705 --> 00:02:49.537 Arin: (nerdy voice) Sometimes, your girlfriend gets kidnapped by a bird. 00:02:49.537 --> 00:02:52.545 Arin: (nerdy voice) Just like her. …Bitch. (laughs) 00:02:52.545 --> 00:02:58.070 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:02:58.070 --> 00:03:02.058 Danny: Oh god! I can't deal with this! 00:03:02.058 --> 00:03:05.743 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game has nothing to do with Disney… except that it sucks! 00:03:05.743 --> 00:03:08.956 Danny: (laughing) So stupid. 00:03:08.956 --> 00:03:12.794 Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of poopy anus farts covered in dick waffles… 00:03:12.794 --> 00:03:15.865 (Arin and Danny laugh) 00:03:15.865 --> 00:03:19.343 Arin: (nerdy voice) …being poured all over a fat girl's titties! 00:03:19.343 --> 00:03:26.177 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:03:26.177 --> 00:03:29.106 Danny: Oh, my lungs are going to collapse! 00:03:30.875 --> 00:03:33.377 Danny: Minnie, you fucking bitch, where are you? 00:03:33.377 --> 00:03:37.460 Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never experienced such ass-etry in my life! 00:03:37.460 --> 00:03:42.618 Arin: (nerdy voice) Well, except maybe after I took that long diarrhea dump when I ate IHOP. 00:03:42.618 --> 00:03:48.349 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. How many fucking— OK, so Minnie's in one of these statues. 00:03:48.349 --> 00:03:51.872 Danny: I gotta find her. Oh, damn it. 00:03:51.872 --> 00:03:54.071 Arin: (nerdy voice) This is the dumbest game mechanic ever. 00:03:54.071 --> 00:03:57.638 Arin: (nerdy voice) You have to keep going through a window, and if it's not the right Minnie… 00:03:57.638 --> 00:04:02.308 Arin: (nerdy voice) …you have to come out again. Jeez! What were they thinking? 00:04:03.154 --> 00:04:04.431 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy— 00:04:04.431 --> 00:04:09.433 (Danny interrupts with loud laughter and Arin joins him) 00:04:09.433 --> 00:04:14.926 Arin: (nerdy voice) …that's been dipped in… vomit… from a cow's butthole! 00:04:14.926 --> 00:04:17.679 Danny: Yay, Minnie! Ohhh, my god. 00:04:17.679 --> 00:04:21.267 Arin: (nerdy voice) So, you get your girlfriend back, but she doesn't even do anything! 00:04:21.267 --> 00:04:25.343 Arin: (nerdy voice) Why would you even want to get her back? …Bitch. 00:04:25.343 --> 00:04:31.425 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:04:31.425 --> 00:04:36.706 Arin: (nerdy voice) And then you get to the first boss. She's a fat-ass witch and she shoots cotton balls. 00:04:36.706 --> 00:04:42.045 Arin: (nerdy voice) Who gets hurt by cotton balls? Apparently, Mickey and his… bitch. 00:04:42.045 --> 00:04:50.515 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:04:50.515 --> 00:04:54.667 Arin: (nerdy voice) Gosh. This game sucks so much. Who designed it? Satan? 00:04:54.667 --> 00:04:59.154 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:04:59.154 --> 00:05:02.535 Danny: Oh my god. Would you say it reminds you of anything, Arin? 00:05:02.535 --> 00:05:05.883 Danny: Like, maybe a certain type of feces of some kind? 00:05:05.883 --> 00:05:10.453 Arin: (nerdy voice) Yeah. It reminds me of a pile of diarrhea dick farts… 00:05:11.478 --> 00:05:15.856 Arin: (nerdy voice) …covered in cheesy vomit with a side of gorilla poop. 00:05:19.326 --> 00:05:23.284 Danny: This may be the most mature episode of Game Grumps that's ever happened. 00:05:24.064 --> 00:05:26.178 Danny: Oh, come on, Minnie. I need you. 00:05:26.178 --> 00:05:28.600 Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never played such a bad game in my life. 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:33.532 Arin: (nerdy voice) Well, maybe I have. It's called Mickey Mousecapade 2. 00:05:33.532 --> 00:05:37.098 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:05:37.098 --> 00:05:38.766 Danny: Oh, I can't deal with this anymore. 00:05:38.766 --> 00:05:41.881 Arin: (nerdy voice) How are these spiders coming down? They don't even have web. 00:05:41.881 --> 00:05:44.554 Arin: (nerdy voice) What the heck, game designers? Get it together! 00:05:44.554 --> 00:05:48.178 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:05:48.178 --> 00:05:51.224 Danny: Oh my god, I'm going to fucking barf. 00:05:52.886 --> 00:05:57.253 Arin: (nerdy voice) You're gonna barf? This game makes me barf… out diarrhea dicks! 00:05:57.253 --> 00:06:00.598 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:06:00.598 --> 00:06:02.412 Arin: (nerdy voice) I pissed a cactus out my dick! 00:06:02.412 --> 00:06:06.260 Danny: (laughing) What?! What does that even mean? 00:06:06.260 --> 00:06:10.536 Arin: (nerdy voice) I farted on my mother's face, and she liked it better than this game. 00:06:10.536 --> 00:06:13.416 Danny: (laughing) Oh, Jesus Christ. 00:06:14.741 --> 00:06:15.806 Danny: This is gonna be the… 00:06:16.296 --> 00:06:19.178 Danny: I don't know if I've shown my mom Game Grumps yet… 00:06:19.178 --> 00:06:22.853 Danny: …but this is definitely going to be the first episode she sees, just by fate… 00:06:22.853 --> 00:06:25.133 Danny: …and she'll be like, "Cool living you're making, Dan." 00:06:27.462 --> 00:06:30.045 Arin: (laughing) "I'm glad you get to giggle at fart jokes all day." 00:06:30.045 --> 00:06:31.956 Danny: "Really proud I sent you through college." 00:06:31.956 --> 00:06:35.501 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:06:35.501 --> 00:06:40.519 Arin: She just, like, sheds a tear. Like, tear of joy or tear of something else? 00:06:40.519 --> 00:06:45.429 Danny: Are you sensing that this door is requiring something? Yeah! 00:06:45.774 --> 00:06:47.933 Danny: Oh, we can do it! Let's get out of here. 00:06:48.533 --> 00:06:54.726 Arin: (nerdy voice) Wow! Glad I escaped that game! Wait. There's more? Ohhh nooo! 00:06:55.446 --> 00:06:59.898 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game sucks better than a dick… farting on a… bagina… 00:06:59.898 --> 00:07:01.465 (Danny laughs) 00:07:01.465 --> 00:07:03.032 Arin: (nerdy voice) …covered in poop! 00:07:03.032 --> 00:07:06.169 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Did you say "bagina"? 00:07:06.169 --> 00:07:07.161 Arin: Yeah. 00:07:07.161 --> 00:07:09.910 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:07:10.865 --> 00:07:14.021 Danny: Actually, I remember this board as being super hard, 'cause like… 00:07:14.431 --> 00:07:17.839 Danny: …rogue waves just come that you can't fuckin', like… 00:07:18.304 --> 00:07:20.600 Danny: Wait, is that a fuckin'… fox? 00:07:20.600 --> 00:07:22.207 Danny: Aah! Arin: Whoa! 00:07:22.207 --> 00:07:24.435 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:07:24.435 --> 00:07:26.933 Danny: I feel like, now, everything we're doing is, like, in that voice… 00:07:26.933 --> 00:07:30.101 Danny: …whether we want it to be or not. Like… (nerdy voice) "Oh no!" 00:07:30.101 --> 00:07:34.630 Arin: (nerdy voice) Whoa! Waves? Like that? That's not according to plate tectonics! 00:07:34.630 --> 00:07:36.227 Danny: Dude, is that a fox-bird? 00:07:38.269 --> 00:07:41.897 Arin: (nerdy voice) And then you have to avoid these birds that are constantly taking a shit. 00:07:41.897 --> 00:07:44.564 Arin: (nerdy voice) What did they eat? Taco Bell? 00:07:44.564 --> 00:07:47.539 (Danny laughs) 00:07:47.539 --> 00:07:49.145 Danny: This episode of Game Grumps sponsored by Taco Bell. 00:07:49.145 --> 00:07:51.701 (Arin laughs) 00:07:51.701 --> 00:07:55.214 Arin: (nerdy voice) And then, when you get to the end of the screen, there's a bouncing alligator… 00:07:55.214 --> 00:07:58.432 Arin: (nerdy voice) …and he's got no hands! Wait, maybe he does. 00:07:58.432 --> 00:08:02.122 Arin: (nerdy voice) Come on, game designers! Make up your minds! 00:08:02.122 --> 00:08:05.900 Danny: (nerdy voice) Oh my god, dude. I can't handle it. 00:08:06.603 --> 00:08:09.438 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of diarrhea in the ass. 00:08:09.438 --> 00:08:16.423 Danny: (laughing) Dude, it's when you compound the types of shit that the game is that I really can't deal. 00:08:20.899 --> 00:08:24.544 Arin: (nerdy voice) The only thing this game reminds me of is the massive shit I took earlier. 00:08:24.544 --> 00:08:36.912 (Arin and Danny laugh) 00:08:36.912 --> 00:08:40.816 Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never been happier to play a game… except every other game I've ever played! 00:08:40.816 --> 00:08:44.462 Danny: (laughing) Oh god. Are there really a ton of guys like that? 00:08:44.462 --> 00:08:46.659 Arin: Oh, totally, dude! Danny: Oh, Jesus. 00:08:46.659 --> 00:08:50.670 Arin: I mean, once AVGN hit the scene and made everybody laugh, everyone was like… 00:08:50.670 --> 00:08:55.013 Arin: (nerdy voice) "I can do that! Let me put up my own videos!" 00:08:55.013 --> 00:09:00.260 Arin: And yet they all forget that you need to be talented, charming, and funny to pull it off. 00:09:00.260 --> 00:09:03.681 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Oh no! Oh… 00:09:03.681 --> 00:09:05.384 Arin: So, if Minnie dies, you die? 00:09:05.384 --> 00:09:08.853 Danny: Yeah, you just fuckin', like… die from grief, I guess. 00:09:10.003 --> 00:09:12.180 Danny: "AAAHH! NOOO!" 00:09:12.180 --> 00:09:17.182 Arin: (nerdy voice) If useless-ass Minnie dies, you die. What is this? A marriage? 00:09:17.182 --> 00:09:20.624 (Danny laughs) 00:09:21.244 --> 00:09:28.049 Danny: Wow, there is a fuckin' massive jump in difficulty from level 1 to level 2. Wow. 00:09:29.104 --> 00:09:35.245 Danny: I was dealing with, like, chairs, and now it's every creature in the ocean and fox-birds. 00:09:37.040 --> 00:09:42.595 Arin: (laughs) Fox-birds… and jellyfish and waves and then Crocodile Man… 00:09:42.595 --> 00:09:47.076 Arin: …who, by the way… they don't swim in the ocean. They swim in lakes and ponds. 00:09:47.620 --> 00:09:50.178 Danny: A lot of people don't know that. GOD DAMN IT! 00:09:50.178 --> 00:09:51.494 Arin: Jeez, man. Danny: Right? 00:09:52.055 --> 00:09:54.228 Danny: All right. I might not be able to make this happen. 00:09:54.228 --> 00:09:55.183 Arin: I think you can make it happen. 00:09:55.183 --> 00:09:57.036 Danny: Can you give me strength by perhaps… 00:09:57.036 --> 00:10:01.041 Danny: …listing a bunch of different types of things that can come out of an anus? 00:10:01.041 --> 00:10:03.867 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game reminds me of a piece of dooky butt… 00:10:05.125 --> 00:10:06.190 Danny: (laughing) "Dooky Boy"? 00:10:06.190 --> 00:10:09.015 Arin: (nerdy voice) …that smells like I put my hand in my mother's butthole! 00:10:09.015 --> 00:10:12.909 (Danny laughs) 00:10:12.909 --> 00:10:16.768 Arin: (nerdy voice) I ate chili today just so I could take a shit that's better than this game. 00:10:16.768 --> 00:10:20.450 (Danny and Arin laugh) 00:10:20.450 --> 00:10:24.185 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Oh my god! 00:10:24.185 --> 00:10:28.061 Arin: (nerdy voice) I dug up a grave because I hear that you take a shit when you die… 00:10:28.061 --> 00:10:30.879 Arin: (nerdy voice) …and it's probably better than this game! 00:10:32.183 --> 00:10:37.055 Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of ass drippings! What a bunch of kooky docky poo-poo! 00:10:39.683 --> 00:10:44.797 Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of brown and red feces! Yeah, that's bloody feces. 00:10:45.263 --> 00:10:51.053 Danny: (laughing) Stop! Oh god! 00:10:52.421 --> 00:10:58.115 Danny: Dude, we're gonna have amazing abs from laughing like goofballs for fuckin' 40 minutes straight. 00:10:58.115 --> 00:11:01.355 Arin: (nerdy voice) When you have better abs, it makes you poop better… 00:11:01.355 --> 00:11:04.142 Arin: (nerdy voice) …which means you'll poop out a better game than this. 00:11:04.142 --> 00:11:07.926 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god, dude. I can't deal. 00:11:07.926 --> 00:11:15.466 Danny: Ah! Oh no! Ah, I'm dead. I think that's the game. I think I lost. Oh, man. 00:11:15.882 --> 00:11:19.030 Danny: (laughing) Well, this has been a super fun fuckin' episode. 00:11:19.181 --> 00:11:20.650 Arin: (bumps the mic, nerdy voice) What a piece of bullshit! 00:11:20.650 --> 00:11:23.649 Arin: (nerdy voice) You play the game and die and you get a game over? 00:11:23.649 --> 00:11:29.434 Arin: What, do I just bring the game back? Come on! Let me try again! (bumps the mic) 00:11:33.589 --> 00:11:35.450 Danny: Was this game sent to us by anybody? Arin: NO! 00:11:35.450 --> 00:11:37.597 Danny: OK. (laughing) In that case… Arin: BYE!!! 00:11:37.597 --> 00:11:38.510 (Danny laughs)