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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Mickey Mouse?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.65,0:00:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.99,0:00:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) First of all…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.82,0:00:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.42,0:00:18.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: ♪ Hey, I'm grump! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.43,0:00:19.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: ♪ I'm not so grump! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.74,0:00:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Both: ♪ And we're the Game Grumps! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.86,0:00:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) What the heck is up with this game?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.52,0:00:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.37,0:00:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: Are those paintings or windows?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.19,0:00:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.00,0:00:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez, game designers. Make up your minds.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.65,0:00:33.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: OK, so this is Mickey Mousecapade…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.03,0:00:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) …and right before we started, Arin and I were watching a walkthrough…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.53,0:00:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: …where one of those guys was doing one of those fake-ass Angry Video Game Nerd voices…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.22,0:00:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: …and now Arin can't stop doing it, and it's cracking my shit up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.86,0:00:47.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) What is this bullshit?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.85,0:00:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.66,0:00:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Two cats? Why not three? Jeez. What were they thinking?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.07,0:00:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.10,0:00:58.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy ass-dicks covered in chocolate feces.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.91,0:01:01.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.07,0:01:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) What is this? Some kind of angel? I don't want religion in my game.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.32,0:01:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.01,0:01:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez! Walking chairs? What's he in a hurry for? To get sit on?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.12,0:01:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Stop! I can't handle it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.68,0:01:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) What's this flashing bird flashing for? Is he the police?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.40,0:01:35.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Arin and Danny laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.26,0:01:36.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Holy shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.47,0:01:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez. You open up a locked treasure chest to get a key.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.82,0:01:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Isn't that ass-backwards?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.77,0:01:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Arin and Danny laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.24,0:01:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.23,0:01:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) What's the deal with these wall grenades?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.40,0:01:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.91,0:01:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) You'd think they'd explode a little bit bigger.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.51,0:01:56.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Come on, game designers. Get with it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.90,0:02:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.12,0:02:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy ass-drippings covered in semen!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.53,0:02:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.43,0:02:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing until he coughs) Oh god, the Skittles! I'm going to throw up Skittles!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.91,0:02:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Are you OK, Dan, or do you need a lobotomy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.99,0:02:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Shut up! Jeez, it's so stupid! Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.23,0:02:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) In this game, you play as a retarded mouse named Mickey.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.58,0:02:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) He's got his girlfriend with him, but she should be too busy… in the kitchen!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.54,0:02:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.10,0:02:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: My god… Oh no! Minnie!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.70,0:02:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Sometimes, your girlfriend gets kidnapped by a bird.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.54,0:02:52.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Just like her. …Bitch. (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.54,0:02:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.07,0:03:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Oh god! I can't deal with this!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.06,0:03:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) This game has nothing to do with Disney… except that it sucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.74,0:03:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) So stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.96,0:03:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of poopy anus farts covered in dick waffles…
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.79,0:03:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Arin and Danny laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.86,0:03:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) …being poured all over a fat girl's titties!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.34,0:03:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.18,0:03:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Oh, my lungs are going to collapse!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.88,0:03:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Minnie, you fucking bitch, where are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.38,0:03:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never experienced such ass-etry in my life!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.46,0:03:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Well, except maybe after I took that long diarrhea dump when I ate IHOP.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.62,0:03:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. How many fucking— OK, so Minnie's in one of these statues.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.35,0:03:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: I gotta find her. Oh, damn it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.87,0:03:54.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) This is the dumbest game mechanic ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.07,0:03:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) You have to keep going through a window, and if it's not the right Minnie…
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.64,0:04:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) …you have to come out again. Jeez! What were they thinking?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.15,0:04:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy—
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.43,0:04:09.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny interrupts with loud laughter and Arin joins him)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.43,0:04:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) …that's been dipped in… vomit… from a cow's butthole!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.93,0:04:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Yay, Minnie! Ohhh, my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.68,0:04:21.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) So, you get your girlfriend back, but she doesn't even do anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.27,0:04:25.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Why would you even want to get her back? …Bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.34,0:04:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.42,0:04:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) And then you get to the first boss. She's a fat-ass witch and she shoots cotton balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.71,0:04:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Who gets hurt by cotton balls? Apparently, Mickey and his… bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.04,0:04:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.52,0:04:54.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Gosh. This game sucks so much. Who designed it? Satan?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.67,0:04:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.15,0:05:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Oh my god. Would you say it reminds you of anything, Arin?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.54,0:05:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Like, maybe a certain type of feces of some kind?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.88,0:05:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Yeah. It reminds me of a pile of diarrhea dick farts…
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.48,0:05:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) …covered in cheesy vomit with a side of gorilla poop.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.33,0:05:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: This may be the most mature episode of Game Grumps that's ever happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.06,0:05:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Oh, come on, Minnie. I need you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.18,0:05:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never played such a bad game in my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.60,0:05:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Well, maybe I have. It's called Mickey Mousecapade 2.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.53,0:05:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.10,0:05:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Oh, I can't deal with this anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.77,0:05:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) How are these spiders coming down? They don't even have web.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.88,0:05:44.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) What the heck, game designers? Get it together!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.55,0:05:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.18,0:05:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Oh my god, I'm going to fucking barf.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.89,0:05:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) You're gonna barf? This game makes me barf… out diarrhea dicks!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.25,0:06:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.60,0:06:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) I pissed a cactus out my dick!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.41,0:06:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) What?! What does that even mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.26,0:06:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) I farted on my mother's face, and she liked it better than this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.54,0:06:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Oh, Jesus Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.74,0:06:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: This is gonna be the…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.30,0:06:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: I don't know if I've shown my mom Game Grumps yet…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.18,0:06:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: …but this is definitely going to be the first episode she sees, just by fate…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.85,0:06:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: …and she'll be like, "Cool living you're making, Dan."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.46,0:06:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (laughing) "I'm glad you get to giggle at fart jokes all day."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.04,0:06:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: "Really proud I sent you through college."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.96,0:06:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.50,0:06:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: She just, like, sheds a tear. Like, tear of joy or tear of something else?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.52,0:06:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Are you sensing that this door is requiring something? Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.77,0:06:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Oh, we can do it! Let's get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.53,0:06:54.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Wow! Glad I escaped that game! Wait. There's more? Ohhh nooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.45,0:06:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) This game sucks better than a dick… farting on a… bagina…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.90,0:07:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.46,0:07:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) …covered in poop!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.03,0:07:06.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Did you say "bagina"?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.17,0:07:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.16,0:07:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.86,0:07:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Actually, I remember this board as being super hard, 'cause like…
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.43,0:07:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: …rogue waves just come that you can't fuckin', like…
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.30,0:07:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Wait, is that a fuckin'… fox?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.60,0:07:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Aah!\NArin: Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.21,0:07:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.44,0:07:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: I feel like, now, everything we're doing is, like, in that voice…
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.93,0:07:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: …whether we want it to be or not. Like… (nerdy voice) "Oh no!"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.10,0:07:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Whoa! Waves? Like that? That's not according to plate tectonics!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.63,0:07:36.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Dude, is that a fox-bird?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.27,0:07:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) And then you have to avoid these birds that are constantly taking a shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.90,0:07:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) What did they eat? Taco Bell?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.56,0:07:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.54,0:07:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: This episode of Game Grumps sponsored by Taco Bell.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.14,0:07:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Arin laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.70,0:07:55.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) And then, when you get to the end of the screen, there's a bouncing alligator…
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.21,0:07:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) …and he's got no hands! Wait, maybe he does.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.43,0:08:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) Come on, game designers! Make up your minds!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.12,0:08:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (nerdy voice) Oh my god, dude. I can't handle it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.60,0:08:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of diarrhea in the ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.44,0:08:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Dude, it's when you compound the types of shit that the game is that I really can't deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.90,0:08:24.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) The only thing this game reminds me of is the massive shit I took earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.54,0:08:36.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Arin and Danny laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.91,0:08:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never been happier to play a game… except every other game I've ever played!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.82,0:08:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Oh god. Are there really a ton of guys like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.46,0:08:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: Oh, totally, dude!\NDanny: Oh, Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.66,0:08:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: I mean, once AVGN hit the scene and made everybody laugh, everyone was like…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.67,0:08:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) "I can do that! Let me put up my own videos!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.01,0:09:00.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: And yet they all forget that you need to be talented, charming, and funny to pull it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.26,0:09:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Oh no! Oh…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.68,0:09:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: So, if Minnie dies, you die?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.38,0:09:08.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Yeah, you just fuckin', like… die from grief, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.00,0:09:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: "AAAHH! NOOO!"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.18,0:09:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) If useless-ass Minnie dies, you die. What is this? A marriage?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.18,0:09:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.24,0:09:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Wow, there is a fuckin' massive jump in difficulty from level 1 to level 2. Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.10,0:09:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: I was dealing with, like, chairs, and now it's every creature in the ocean and fox-birds.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.04,0:09:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (laughs) Fox-birds… and jellyfish and waves and then Crocodile Man…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.60,0:09:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: …who, by the way… they don't swim in the ocean. They swim in lakes and ponds.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.62,0:09:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: A lot of people don't know that. GOD DAMN IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.18,0:09:51.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: Jeez, man.\NDanny: Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.06,0:09:54.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: All right. I might not be able to make this happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.23,0:09:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: I think you can make it happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.18,0:09:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Can you give me strength by perhaps…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.04,0:10:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: …listing a bunch of different types of things that can come out of an anus?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.04,0:10:03.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) This game reminds me of a piece of dooky butt…
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.12,0:10:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) "Dooky Boy"?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.19,0:10:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) …that smells like I put my hand in my mother's butthole!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.02,0:10:12.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.91,0:10:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) I ate chili today just so I could take a shit that's better than this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.77,0:10:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny and Arin laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.45,0:10:24.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.18,0:10:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) I dug up a grave because I hear that you take a shit when you die…
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.06,0:10:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) …and it's probably better than this game!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.18,0:10:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of ass drippings! What a bunch of kooky docky poo-poo!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.68,0:10:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of brown and red feces! Yeah, that's bloody feces.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.26,0:10:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Stop! Oh god!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.42,0:10:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Dude, we're gonna have amazing abs from laughing like goofballs for fuckin' 40 minutes straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.12,0:11:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) When you have better abs, it makes you poop better…
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.36,0:11:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) …which means you'll poop out a better game than this.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.14,0:11:07.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Oh my god, dude. I can't deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.93,0:11:15.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Ah! Oh no! Ah, I'm dead. I think that's the game. I think I lost. Oh, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.88,0:11:19.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: (laughing) Well, this has been a super fun fuckin' episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.18,0:11:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (bumps the mic, nerdy voice) What a piece of bullshit!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.65,0:11:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: (nerdy voice) You play the game and die and you get a game over?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.65,0:11:29.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arin: What, do I just bring the game back? Come on! Let me try again! (bumps the mic)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.59,0:11:35.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: Was this game sent to us by anybody?\NArin: NO!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.45,0:11:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny: OK. (laughing) In that case…\NArin: BYE!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.60,0:11:38.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny laughs)