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Arin: (nerdy voice) Mickey Mouse?

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) First of all…

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Arin: ♪ Hey, I'm grump! ♪

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Danny: ♪ I'm not so grump! ♪

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Both: ♪ And we're the Game Grumps! ♪

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Arin: (nerdy voice) What the heck is up with this game?

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(Danny laughs)

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Arin: Are those paintings or windows?

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Danny: (laughing) Oh my god!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez, game designers. Make up your minds.

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Danny: OK, so this is Mickey Mousecapade…

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Danny: (laughing) …and right before we started, Arin and I were watching a walkthrough…

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Danny: …where one of those guys was doing one of those fake-ass Angry Video Game Nerd voices…

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Danny: …and now Arin can't stop doing it, and it's cracking my shit up.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) What is this bullshit?

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(Danny laughs)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Two cats? Why not three? Jeez. What were they thinking?

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(Danny laughs)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy ass-dicks covered in chocolate feces.

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(Danny laughs)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) What is this? Some kind of angel? I don't want religion in my game.

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Danny: (laughing) Oh my god!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez! Walking chairs? What's he in a hurry for? To get sit on?

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Danny: (laughing) Stop! I can't handle it!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) What's this flashing bird flashing for? Is he the police?

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(Arin and Danny laugh)

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Danny: Holy shit!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez. You open up a locked treasure chest to get a key.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Isn't that ass-backwards?

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(Arin and Danny laugh)

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Danny: (laughing) Oh my god!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) What's the deal with these wall grenades?

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(Danny laughs)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) You'd think they'd explode a little bit bigger.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Come on, game designers. Get with it!

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(Danny laughs)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy ass-drippings covered in semen!

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Danny: (laughing until he coughs) Oh god, the Skittles! I'm going to throw up Skittles!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Are you OK, Dan, or do you need a lobotomy?

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Danny: (laughing) Shut up! Jeez, it's so stupid! Oh my god!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) In this game, you play as a retarded mouse named Mickey.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) He's got his girlfriend with him, but she should be too busy… in the kitchen!

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Danny: My god… Oh no! Minnie!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Sometimes, your girlfriend gets kidnapped by a bird.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Just like her. …Bitch. (laughs)

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Danny: Oh god! I can't deal with this!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) This game has nothing to do with Disney… except that it sucks!

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Danny: (laughing) So stupid.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of poopy anus farts covered in dick waffles…

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(Arin and Danny laugh)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) …being poured all over a fat girl's titties!

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Danny: Oh, my lungs are going to collapse!

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Danny: Minnie, you fucking bitch, where are you?

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Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never experienced such ass-etry in my life!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Well, except maybe after I took that long diarrhea dump when I ate IHOP.

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Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. How many fucking— OK, so Minnie's in one of these statues.

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Danny: I gotta find her. Oh, damn it.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) This is the dumbest game mechanic ever.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) You have to keep going through a window, and if it's not the right Minnie…

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Arin: (nerdy voice) …you have to come out again. Jeez! What were they thinking?

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Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy—

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(Danny interrupts with loud laughter and Arin joins him)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) …that's been dipped in… vomit… from a cow's butthole!

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Danny: Yay, Minnie! Ohhh, my god.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) So, you get your girlfriend back, but she doesn't even do anything!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Why would you even want to get her back? …Bitch.

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) And then you get to the first boss. She's a fat-ass witch and she shoots cotton balls.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Who gets hurt by cotton balls? Apparently, Mickey and his… bitch.

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Gosh. This game sucks so much. Who designed it? Satan?

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Danny: Oh my god. Would you say it reminds you of anything, Arin?

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Danny: Like, maybe a certain type of feces of some kind?

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Yeah. It reminds me of a pile of diarrhea dick farts…

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Arin: (nerdy voice) …covered in cheesy vomit with a side of gorilla poop.

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Danny: This may be the most mature episode of Game Grumps that's ever happened.

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Danny: Oh, come on, Minnie. I need you.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never played such a bad game in my life.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Well, maybe I have. It's called Mickey Mousecapade 2.

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Danny: Oh, I can't deal with this anymore.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) How are these spiders coming down? They don't even have web.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) What the heck, game designers? Get it together!

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Danny: Oh my god, I'm going to fucking barf.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) You're gonna barf? This game makes me barf… out diarrhea dicks!

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) I pissed a cactus out my dick!

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Danny: (laughing) What?! What does that even mean?

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Arin: (nerdy voice) I farted on my mother's face, and she liked it better than this game.

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Danny: (laughing) Oh, Jesus Christ.

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Danny: This is gonna be the…

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Danny: I don't know if I've shown my mom Game Grumps yet…

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Danny: …but this is definitely going to be the first episode she sees, just by fate…

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Danny: …and she'll be like, "Cool living you're making, Dan."

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Arin: (laughing) "I'm glad you get to giggle at fart jokes all day."

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Danny: "Really proud I sent you through college."

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Arin: She just, like, sheds a tear. Like, tear of joy or tear of something else?

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Danny: Are you sensing that this door is requiring something? Yeah!

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Danny: Oh, we can do it! Let's get out of here.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Wow! Glad I escaped that game! Wait. There's more? Ohhh nooo!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) This game sucks better than a dick… farting on a… bagina…

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(Danny laughs)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) …covered in poop!

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Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Did you say "bagina"?

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Arin: Yeah.

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Danny: Actually, I remember this board as being super hard, 'cause like…

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Danny: …rogue waves just come that you can't fuckin', like…

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Danny: Wait, is that a fuckin'… fox?

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Danny: Aah!
Arin: Whoa!

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Danny: I feel like, now, everything we're doing is, like, in that voice…

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Danny: …whether we want it to be or not. Like… (nerdy voice) "Oh no!"

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Whoa! Waves? Like that? That's not according to plate tectonics!

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Danny: Dude, is that a fox-bird?

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Arin: (nerdy voice) And then you have to avoid these birds that are constantly taking a shit.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) What did they eat? Taco Bell?

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(Danny laughs)

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Danny: This episode of Game Grumps sponsored by Taco Bell.

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(Arin laughs)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) And then, when you get to the end of the screen, there's a bouncing alligator…

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Arin: (nerdy voice) …and he's got no hands! Wait, maybe he does.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) Come on, game designers! Make up your minds!

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Danny: (nerdy voice) Oh my god, dude. I can't handle it.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of diarrhea in the ass.

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Danny: (laughing) Dude, it's when you compound the types of shit that the game is that I really can't deal.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) The only thing this game reminds me of is the massive shit I took earlier.

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(Arin and Danny laugh)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never been happier to play a game… except every other game I've ever played!

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Danny: (laughing) Oh god. Are there really a ton of guys like that?

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Arin: Oh, totally, dude!
Danny: Oh, Jesus.

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Arin: I mean, once AVGN hit the scene and made everybody laugh, everyone was like…

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Arin: (nerdy voice) "I can do that! Let me put up my own videos!"

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Arin: And yet they all forget that you need to be talented, charming, and funny to pull it off.

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Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Oh no! Oh…

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Arin: So, if Minnie dies, you die?

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Danny: Yeah, you just fuckin', like… die from grief, I guess.

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Danny: "AAAHH! NOOO!"

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Arin: (nerdy voice) If useless-ass Minnie dies, you die. What is this? A marriage?

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(Danny laughs)

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Danny: Wow, there is a fuckin' massive jump in difficulty from level 1 to level 2. Wow.

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Danny: I was dealing with, like, chairs, and now it's every creature in the ocean and fox-birds.

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Arin: (laughs) Fox-birds… and jellyfish and waves and then Crocodile Man…

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Arin: …who, by the way… they don't swim in the ocean. They swim in lakes and ponds.

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Danny: A lot of people don't know that. GOD DAMN IT!

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Arin: Jeez, man.
Danny: Right?

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Danny: All right. I might not be able to make this happen.

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Arin: I think you can make it happen.

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Danny: Can you give me strength by perhaps…

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Danny: …listing a bunch of different types of things that can come out of an anus?

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Arin: (nerdy voice) This game reminds me of a piece of dooky butt…

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Danny: (laughing) "Dooky Boy"?

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Arin: (nerdy voice) …that smells like I put my hand in my mother's butthole!

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(Danny laughs)

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Arin: (nerdy voice) I ate chili today just so I could take a shit that's better than this game.

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(Danny and Arin laugh)

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Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Oh my god!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) I dug up a grave because I hear that you take a shit when you die…

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Arin: (nerdy voice) …and it's probably better than this game!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of ass drippings! What a bunch of kooky docky poo-poo!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of brown and red feces! Yeah, that's bloody feces.

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Danny: (laughing) Stop! Oh god!

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Danny: Dude, we're gonna have amazing abs from laughing like goofballs for fuckin' 40 minutes straight.

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Arin: (nerdy voice) When you have better abs, it makes you poop better…

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Arin: (nerdy voice) …which means you'll poop out a better game than this.

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Danny: (laughing) Oh my god, dude. I can't deal.

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Danny: Ah! Oh no! Ah, I'm dead. I think that's the game. I think I lost. Oh, man.

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Danny: (laughing) Well, this has been a super fun fuckin' episode.

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Arin: (bumps the mic, nerdy voice) What a piece of bullshit!

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Arin: (nerdy voice) You play the game and die and you get a game over?

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Arin: What, do I just bring the game back? Come on! Let me try again! (bumps the mic)

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Danny: Was this game sent to us by anybody?
Arin: NO!

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Danny: OK. (laughing) In that case…
Arin: BYE!!!

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(Danny laughs)