0:00:00.000,0:00:00.653 Arin: (nerdy voice) Mickey Mouse? 0:00:00.653,0:00:12.986 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:00:12.986,0:00:14.823 Arin: (nerdy voice) First of all… 0:00:14.823,0:00:17.420 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:00:17.420,0:00:18.427 Arin: ♪ Hey, I'm grump! ♪ 0:00:18.427,0:00:19.743 Danny: ♪ I'm not so grump! ♪ 0:00:19.743,0:00:22.157 Both: ♪ And we're the Game Grumps! ♪ 0:00:22.861,0:00:24.521 Arin: (nerdy voice) What the heck is up with this game? 0:00:24.521,0:00:25.374 (Danny laughs) 0:00:25.374,0:00:27.193 Arin: Are those paintings or windows? 0:00:27.193,0:00:28.005 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god! 0:00:28.005,0:00:30.653 Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez, game designers. Make up your minds. 0:00:30.653,0:00:33.034 Danny: OK, so this is Mickey Mousecapade… 0:00:33.034,0:00:36.533 Danny: (laughing) …and right before we started, Arin and I were watching a walkthrough… 0:00:36.533,0:00:42.220 Danny: …where one of those guys was doing one of those fake-ass Angry Video Game Nerd voices… 0:00:42.220,0:00:46.855 Danny: …and now Arin can't stop doing it, and it's cracking my shit up. 0:00:46.855,0:00:47.854 Arin: (nerdy voice) What is this bullshit? 0:00:47.854,0:00:48.659 (Danny laughs) 0:00:48.659,0:00:52.073 Arin: (nerdy voice) Two cats? Why not three? Jeez. What were they thinking? 0:00:52.073,0:00:54.100 (Danny laughs) 0:00:54.100,0:00:58.909 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy ass-dicks covered in chocolate feces. 0:00:58.909,0:01:01.068 (Danny laughs) 0:01:01.068,0:01:05.323 Arin: (nerdy voice) What is this? Some kind of angel? I don't want religion in my game. 0:01:05.323,0:01:13.013 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god! 0:01:13.013,0:01:18.115 Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez! Walking chairs? What's he in a hurry for? To get sit on? 0:01:18.115,0:01:24.681 Danny: (laughing) Stop! I can't handle it! 0:01:24.681,0:01:28.401 Arin: (nerdy voice) What's this flashing bird flashing for? Is he the police? 0:01:28.401,0:01:35.258 (Arin and Danny laugh) 0:01:35.258,0:01:36.474 Danny: Holy shit! 0:01:36.474,0:01:39.818 Arin: (nerdy voice) Jeez. You open up a locked treasure chest to get a key. 0:01:39.818,0:01:41.767 Arin: (nerdy voice) Isn't that ass-backwards? 0:01:41.767,0:01:46.237 (Arin and Danny laugh) 0:01:46.237,0:01:48.234 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god! 0:01:48.234,0:01:50.401 Arin: (nerdy voice) What's the deal with these wall grenades? 0:01:50.401,0:01:51.910 (Danny laughs) 0:01:51.910,0:01:54.511 Arin: (nerdy voice) You'd think they'd explode a little bit bigger. 0:01:54.511,0:01:56.902 Arin: (nerdy voice) Come on, game designers. Get with it! 0:01:56.902,0:02:00.124 (Danny laughs) 0:02:00.124,0:02:03.531 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy ass-drippings covered in semen! 0:02:03.531,0:02:08.433 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:02:08.433,0:02:14.908 Danny: (laughing until he coughs) Oh god, the Skittles! I'm going to throw up Skittles! 0:02:14.908,0:02:17.989 Arin: (nerdy voice) Are you OK, Dan, or do you need a lobotomy? 0:02:17.989,0:02:25.234 Danny: (laughing) Shut up! Jeez, it's so stupid! Oh my god! 0:02:25.234,0:02:29.577 Arin: (nerdy voice) In this game, you play as a retarded mouse named Mickey. 0:02:29.577,0:02:35.545 Arin: (nerdy voice) He's got his girlfriend with him, but she should be too busy… in the kitchen! 0:02:35.545,0:02:41.101 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:02:41.101,0:02:45.705 Danny: My god… Oh no! Minnie! 0:02:45.705,0:02:49.537 Arin: (nerdy voice) Sometimes, your girlfriend gets kidnapped by a bird. 0:02:49.537,0:02:52.545 Arin: (nerdy voice) Just like her. …Bitch. (laughs) 0:02:52.545,0:02:58.070 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:02:58.070,0:03:02.058 Danny: Oh god! I can't deal with this! 0:03:02.058,0:03:05.743 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game has nothing to do with Disney… except that it sucks! 0:03:05.743,0:03:08.956 Danny: (laughing) So stupid. 0:03:08.956,0:03:12.794 Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of poopy anus farts covered in dick waffles… 0:03:12.794,0:03:15.865 (Arin and Danny laugh) 0:03:15.865,0:03:19.343 Arin: (nerdy voice) …being poured all over a fat girl's titties! 0:03:19.343,0:03:26.177 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:03:26.177,0:03:29.106 Danny: Oh, my lungs are going to collapse! 0:03:30.875,0:03:33.377 Danny: Minnie, you fucking bitch, where are you? 0:03:33.377,0:03:37.460 Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never experienced such ass-etry in my life! 0:03:37.460,0:03:42.618 Arin: (nerdy voice) Well, except maybe after I took that long diarrhea dump when I ate IHOP. 0:03:42.618,0:03:48.349 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. How many fucking— OK, so Minnie's in one of these statues. 0:03:48.349,0:03:51.872 Danny: I gotta find her. Oh, damn it. 0:03:51.872,0:03:54.071 Arin: (nerdy voice) This is the dumbest game mechanic ever. 0:03:54.071,0:03:57.638 Arin: (nerdy voice) You have to keep going through a window, and if it's not the right Minnie… 0:03:57.638,0:04:02.308 Arin: (nerdy voice) …you have to come out again. Jeez! What were they thinking? 0:04:03.154,0:04:04.431 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of poopy— 0:04:04.431,0:04:09.433 (Danny interrupts with loud laughter and Arin joins him) 0:04:09.433,0:04:14.926 Arin: (nerdy voice) …that's been dipped in… vomit… from a cow's butthole! 0:04:14.926,0:04:17.679 Danny: Yay, Minnie! Ohhh, my god. 0:04:17.679,0:04:21.267 Arin: (nerdy voice) So, you get your girlfriend back, but she doesn't even do anything! 0:04:21.267,0:04:25.343 Arin: (nerdy voice) Why would you even want to get her back? …Bitch. 0:04:25.343,0:04:31.425 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:04:31.425,0:04:36.706 Arin: (nerdy voice) And then you get to the first boss. She's a fat-ass witch and she shoots cotton balls. 0:04:36.706,0:04:42.045 Arin: (nerdy voice) Who gets hurt by cotton balls? Apparently, Mickey and his… bitch. 0:04:42.045,0:04:50.515 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:04:50.515,0:04:54.667 Arin: (nerdy voice) Gosh. This game sucks so much. Who designed it? Satan? 0:04:54.667,0:04:59.154 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:04:59.154,0:05:02.535 Danny: Oh my god. Would you say it reminds you of anything, Arin? 0:05:02.535,0:05:05.883 Danny: Like, maybe a certain type of feces of some kind? 0:05:05.883,0:05:10.453 Arin: (nerdy voice) Yeah. It reminds me of a pile of diarrhea dick farts… 0:05:11.478,0:05:15.856 Arin: (nerdy voice) …covered in cheesy vomit with a side of gorilla poop. 0:05:19.326,0:05:23.284 Danny: This may be the most mature episode of Game Grumps that's ever happened. 0:05:24.064,0:05:26.178 Danny: Oh, come on, Minnie. I need you. 0:05:26.178,0:05:28.600 Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never played such a bad game in my life. 0:05:28.600,0:05:33.532 Arin: (nerdy voice) Well, maybe I have. It's called Mickey Mousecapade 2. 0:05:33.532,0:05:37.098 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:05:37.098,0:05:38.766 Danny: Oh, I can't deal with this anymore. 0:05:38.766,0:05:41.881 Arin: (nerdy voice) How are these spiders coming down? They don't even have web. 0:05:41.881,0:05:44.554 Arin: (nerdy voice) What the heck, game designers? Get it together! 0:05:44.554,0:05:48.178 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:05:48.178,0:05:51.224 Danny: Oh my god, I'm going to fucking barf. 0:05:52.886,0:05:57.253 Arin: (nerdy voice) You're gonna barf? This game makes me barf… out diarrhea dicks! 0:05:57.253,0:06:00.598 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:06:00.598,0:06:02.412 Arin: (nerdy voice) I pissed a cactus out my dick! 0:06:02.412,0:06:06.260 Danny: (laughing) What?! What does that even mean? 0:06:06.260,0:06:10.536 Arin: (nerdy voice) I farted on my mother's face, and she liked it better than this game. 0:06:10.536,0:06:13.416 Danny: (laughing) Oh, Jesus Christ. 0:06:14.741,0:06:15.806 Danny: This is gonna be the… 0:06:16.296,0:06:19.178 Danny: I don't know if I've shown my mom Game Grumps yet… 0:06:19.178,0:06:22.853 Danny: …but this is definitely going to be the first episode she sees, just by fate… 0:06:22.853,0:06:25.133 Danny: …and she'll be like, "Cool living you're making, Dan." 0:06:27.462,0:06:30.045 Arin: (laughing) "I'm glad you get to giggle at fart jokes all day." 0:06:30.045,0:06:31.956 Danny: "Really proud I sent you through college." 0:06:31.956,0:06:35.501 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:06:35.501,0:06:40.519 Arin: She just, like, sheds a tear. Like, tear of joy or tear of something else? 0:06:40.519,0:06:45.429 Danny: Are you sensing that this door is requiring something? Yeah! 0:06:45.774,0:06:47.933 Danny: Oh, we can do it! Let's get out of here. 0:06:48.533,0:06:54.726 Arin: (nerdy voice) Wow! Glad I escaped that game! Wait. There's more? Ohhh nooo! 0:06:55.446,0:06:59.898 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game sucks better than a dick… farting on a… bagina… 0:06:59.898,0:07:01.465 (Danny laughs) 0:07:01.465,0:07:03.032 Arin: (nerdy voice) …covered in poop! 0:07:03.032,0:07:06.169 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Did you say "bagina"? 0:07:06.169,0:07:07.161 Arin: Yeah. 0:07:07.161,0:07:09.910 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:07:10.865,0:07:14.021 Danny: Actually, I remember this board as being super hard, 'cause like… 0:07:14.431,0:07:17.839 Danny: …rogue waves just come that you can't fuckin', like… 0:07:18.304,0:07:20.600 Danny: Wait, is that a fuckin'… fox? 0:07:20.600,0:07:22.207 Danny: Aah![br]Arin: Whoa! 0:07:22.207,0:07:24.435 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:07:24.435,0:07:26.933 Danny: I feel like, now, everything we're doing is, like, in that voice… 0:07:26.933,0:07:30.101 Danny: …whether we want it to be or not. Like… (nerdy voice) "Oh no!" 0:07:30.101,0:07:34.630 Arin: (nerdy voice) Whoa! Waves? Like that? That's not according to plate tectonics! 0:07:34.630,0:07:36.227 Danny: Dude, is that a fox-bird? 0:07:38.269,0:07:41.897 Arin: (nerdy voice) And then you have to avoid these birds that are constantly taking a shit. 0:07:41.897,0:07:44.564 Arin: (nerdy voice) What did they eat? Taco Bell? 0:07:44.564,0:07:47.539 (Danny laughs) 0:07:47.539,0:07:49.145 Danny: This episode of Game Grumps sponsored by Taco Bell. 0:07:49.145,0:07:51.701 (Arin laughs) 0:07:51.701,0:07:55.214 Arin: (nerdy voice) And then, when you get to the end of the screen, there's a bouncing alligator… 0:07:55.214,0:07:58.432 Arin: (nerdy voice) …and he's got no hands! Wait, maybe he does. 0:07:58.432,0:08:02.122 Arin: (nerdy voice) Come on, game designers! Make up your minds! 0:08:02.122,0:08:05.900 Danny: (nerdy voice) Oh my god, dude. I can't handle it. 0:08:06.603,0:08:09.438 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game's a bunch of diarrhea in the ass. 0:08:09.438,0:08:16.423 Danny: (laughing) Dude, it's when you compound the types of shit that the game is that I really can't deal. 0:08:20.899,0:08:24.544 Arin: (nerdy voice) The only thing this game reminds me of is the massive shit I took earlier. 0:08:24.544,0:08:36.912 (Arin and Danny laugh) 0:08:36.912,0:08:40.816 Arin: (nerdy voice) I've never been happier to play a game… except every other game I've ever played! 0:08:40.816,0:08:44.462 Danny: (laughing) Oh god. Are there really a ton of guys like that? 0:08:44.462,0:08:46.659 Arin: Oh, totally, dude![br]Danny: Oh, Jesus. 0:08:46.659,0:08:50.670 Arin: I mean, once AVGN hit the scene and made everybody laugh, everyone was like… 0:08:50.670,0:08:55.013 Arin: (nerdy voice) "I can do that! Let me put up my own videos!" 0:08:55.013,0:09:00.260 Arin: And yet they all forget that you need to be talented, charming, and funny to pull it off. 0:09:00.260,0:09:03.681 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Oh no! Oh… 0:09:03.681,0:09:05.384 Arin: So, if Minnie dies, you die? 0:09:05.384,0:09:08.853 Danny: Yeah, you just fuckin', like… die from grief, I guess. 0:09:10.003,0:09:12.180 Danny: "AAAHH! NOOO!" 0:09:12.180,0:09:17.182 Arin: (nerdy voice) If useless-ass Minnie dies, you die. What is this? A marriage? 0:09:17.182,0:09:20.624 (Danny laughs) 0:09:21.244,0:09:28.049 Danny: Wow, there is a fuckin' massive jump in difficulty from level 1 to level 2. Wow. 0:09:29.104,0:09:35.245 Danny: I was dealing with, like, chairs, and now it's every creature in the ocean and fox-birds. 0:09:37.040,0:09:42.595 Arin: (laughs) Fox-birds… and jellyfish and waves and then Crocodile Man… 0:09:42.595,0:09:47.076 Arin: …who, by the way… they don't swim in the ocean. They swim in lakes and ponds. 0:09:47.620,0:09:50.178 Danny: A lot of people don't know that. GOD DAMN IT! 0:09:50.178,0:09:51.494 Arin: Jeez, man.[br]Danny: Right? 0:09:52.055,0:09:54.228 Danny: All right. I might not be able to make this happen. 0:09:54.228,0:09:55.183 Arin: I think you can make it happen. 0:09:55.183,0:09:57.036 Danny: Can you give me strength by perhaps… 0:09:57.036,0:10:01.041 Danny: …listing a bunch of different types of things that can come out of an anus? 0:10:01.041,0:10:03.867 Arin: (nerdy voice) This game reminds me of a piece of dooky butt… 0:10:05.125,0:10:06.190 Danny: (laughing) "Dooky Boy"? 0:10:06.190,0:10:09.015 Arin: (nerdy voice) …that smells like I put my hand in my mother's butthole! 0:10:09.015,0:10:12.909 (Danny laughs) 0:10:12.909,0:10:16.768 Arin: (nerdy voice) I ate chili today just so I could take a shit that's better than this game. 0:10:16.768,0:10:20.450 (Danny and Arin laugh) 0:10:20.450,0:10:24.185 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god. Oh my god! 0:10:24.185,0:10:28.061 Arin: (nerdy voice) I dug up a grave because I hear that you take a shit when you die… 0:10:28.061,0:10:30.879 Arin: (nerdy voice) …and it's probably better than this game! 0:10:32.183,0:10:37.055 Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of ass drippings! What a bunch of kooky docky poo-poo! 0:10:39.683,0:10:44.797 Arin: (nerdy voice) What a bunch of brown and red feces! Yeah, that's bloody feces. 0:10:45.263,0:10:51.053 Danny: (laughing) Stop! Oh god! 0:10:52.421,0:10:58.115 Danny: Dude, we're gonna have amazing abs from laughing like goofballs for fuckin' 40 minutes straight. 0:10:58.115,0:11:01.355 Arin: (nerdy voice) When you have better abs, it makes you poop better… 0:11:01.355,0:11:04.142 Arin: (nerdy voice) …which means you'll poop out a better game than this. 0:11:04.142,0:11:07.926 Danny: (laughing) Oh my god, dude. I can't deal. 0:11:07.926,0:11:15.466 Danny: Ah! Oh no! Ah, I'm dead. I think that's the game. I think I lost. Oh, man. 0:11:15.882,0:11:19.030 Danny: (laughing) Well, this has been a super fun fuckin' episode. 0:11:19.181,0:11:20.650 Arin: (bumps the mic, nerdy voice) What a piece of bullshit! 0:11:20.650,0:11:23.649 Arin: (nerdy voice) You play the game and die and you get a game over? 0:11:23.649,0:11:29.434 Arin: What, do I just bring the game back? Come on! Let me try again! (bumps the mic) 0:11:33.589,0:11:35.450 Danny: Was this game sent to us by anybody?[br]Arin: NO! 0:11:35.450,0:11:37.597 Danny: OK. (laughing) In that case…[br]Arin: BYE!!! 0:11:37.597,0:11:38.510 (Danny laughs)