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This is the Earth at a time

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when the dinosaurs roamed[br]a lush and fertile planet.

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A piece of rock just six miles wide

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changed all that.

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It hit with the force[br]of 10,000 nuclear weapons.

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A trillion tons of dirt and rock[br]hurtled into the atmosphere,

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creating a suffocating blanket of dust

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the sun was powerless to penetrate

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for a thousand years.

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It happened before.

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It will happen again.

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It's just a question of when.

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Houston, affirmative.

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Now try again.

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Almost got it.

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- Atlantis, I'm almost there.[br]- Houston, Pete's lookin' real strong.

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Okay, Pete, we got that coupling[br]on the board here now.

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We'll give you the go-ahead[br]from down here when it's in alignment.

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Sounds good. Give me ten seconds.

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His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.

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- It's Truman.[br]- Hey.

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- How you doing up there, hoss?[br]- Pretty good.

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Listen, Pete, we got an eye[br]on your meds here.

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I'll give you a buffalo nickel

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if you'll calm down just a little bit.

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- Can you do that for me?[br]- Whatever you say.

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Okay, now, we got plenty of time,[br]buddy, so don't you worry.

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Looking good here.

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He'll be all right.

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- Go ahead, Atlantis.[br]- Roger that, Houston.

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Suggest we start reeling Pete in.

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- What the hell is that?[br]- My Lord.

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We're down!

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Houston!

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We've lost all contact.

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Stewart, play that tape back!

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Houston!

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Multiple bogies! Multiple bogies!

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Sector five, niner. I have three. Now five.

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- Unidentified tracks.[br]- My screen's full.

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Multiple tracks headed toward[br]the Atlantic seaboard!

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This could be a surprise missile attack.

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Mr. President, the shuttle[br]Atlantis just exploded in space.

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Okay, I want three groups![br]One, internal malfunction.

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Get the log tape.[br]Start working back. Maybe it's a glitch.

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Two, I want NORAD,[br]Space Command and the 50th tactical,

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comparing all the space junk[br]you tracked in every orbit.

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I want you to check, recheck[br]and then do it all over again.

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Number three, wild cards.[br]Anything and everything.

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All right? Now, Big Ross, get on[br]the telephone. Wake up 11,000 people.

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- Walt, get 'em going.[br]- Let's go!

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Karl. Karl! Karl.

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Karl! Your Stouffer's pot pie's

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been on the table almost ten hours.

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- I want a divorce.[br]- Dottie, I'm on to something big here.

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I... I don't know what this is, but it[br]looks like something's burnin' up there.

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Go get my phone book, will you?[br]Get my phone book.

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Get those names[br]of those guys from NASA.

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Excuse me! Am I wearing a sign[br]that says, "Karl's Slave"?

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Go get my goddamn phone book!

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Get the book! Get the book![br]Get the book!

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Space Command is reporting negative.[br]That is zero global launches.

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It might just be a piece of the shuttle[br]breaking up as it comes in.

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It might be Santa Claus.

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Until we get definitive,[br]reliable confirmation, General,

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we go to DEFCON Three.

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I'm gettin' ready for the big time

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Someday you're gonna say[br]I'm big time, too

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Hey, little man! Little Richard!

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Me and you, man![br]We're going to the top, baby!

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Big time! I ain't gonna be ridin'[br]this bike for the rest of my life.

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You know what I'm sayin'?[br]I'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby.

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We're gonna travel in style.

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I'm gettin' ready for the big time

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Someday I'm gonna be in big time news

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Watch where you're goin'. I bet you,[br]none of you all stop for brothers.

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Slow down, Little Richard.

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You've been ridin' all morning.[br]You gotta take a dump?

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We interrupt our regularly[br]scheduled program...

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- What happened?[br]... to bring you this special report.

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The shuttle ATLantis exploded in space[br]at 3:47 a. m., Eastern Standard Time.

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Hey! Get, get.

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- That's my Godzilla. Come on, now.[br]- Yo, fool!

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Don't be kickin' Little Richard.[br]What the hell your problem?

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That dog's eatin' my Godzilla. What's[br]a little runt like you gonna do about it?

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Get him, Richard. Sic him.[br]If I wasn't no Christian,

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I'd be throwin' your fat pineapple-eatin'[br]ass through the window.

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Why we not going?

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You know why?[br]'Cause this is New York City.

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Anything could happen. Let's see.[br]Could've been a terrorist bomb.

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Could've been a dead body. Somebody[br]shot, stabbed, and it's Friday, payday.

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Dude, somebody probably didn't[br]get their paycheck. Yes?

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I want to go shopping.

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Me, too, but we ain't goin' nowhere[br]'cause this is a traffic jam.

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- Little Richard![br]- Right over there!

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Little Richard!

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Hang on, Little Richard. I'm comin'!

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Don't you worry about it.[br]I'm gonna get you outta there!

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You okay, buddy?[br]Don't worry about it. Hang in there.

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Somebody dial 911!

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My screen's full.[br]They're all over the place.

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Bogies are breachin' the atmosphere

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from Finland down[br]the North American seaboard.

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Look at that!

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Oh, we at war!

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Saddam Hussein is bombing us!

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Let's stay focused. We need to

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- map the trajectory now.[br]- That could take a week.

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Just find it, okay? I wanna know if[br]the worst is over or if it's on its way.

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We've got General Kimsey on the line.

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We've got hits from Finland[br]to South Carolina.

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We know they're not missiles.[br]Now what the hell is it?

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It's a meteor shower.[br]That's what took out the shuttle.

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I've got the president[br]on AirForce One demanding answers.

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Is it over?

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General, we've got 11,000 people at[br]NASA trying to figure that out right now.

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When we know, you'll know.

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Okay, Karl, listen.[br]I want you to take your time.

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Yes, sir. You're definitely the first.

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Okay, first coordinate.[br]One-two-three-nine. 1239, right?

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- F.B.I. locked his location.[br]- Saw an explosion in space.

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Okay.

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- Listen, Karl, this is top secret.[br]- Sir, I'm retired Navy.

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I know all about classified.[br]But one more thing.

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The person that finds her[br]gets to name her, right?

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- Yes, that's right.[br]- I wanna name her Dottie, after my wife.

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She's a vicious life-suckin' bitch[br]from which there's no escape.

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- That's sweet, Karl.[br]- S.D.I., this is flight director!

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I wanna get that Hubble movin',[br]and I want it now.

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Roger that.

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We're movin' the Hubble!

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It's enormous.

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This is the anomaly at 1643.

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Here is the anomaly at 1658,

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and here is the anomaly at 1700.

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Enough with this anomaly horseshit!

0:10:52.568,0:10:55.905
- What is this thing?[br]- It's an asteroid, sir.

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How big are we talking?

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Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion...

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- It's the size of Texas, Mr. President.[br]- Y-Yes, sir.

0:11:03.537,0:11:06.082
Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?

0:11:06.082,0:11:08.376
Well, our object collision[br]budget's a million dollars.

0:11:08.376,0:11:10.586
That allows us to track[br]about three percent of the sky.

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And begging your pardon, sir,[br]it's a big-ass sky.

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- And the ones this morning?[br]- Those are nothing.

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They're the size of basketballs

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and Volkswagens, things like that.

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- Is this going to hit us?[br]- We're efforting that as we speak, sir.

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- What kind of damage are we...[br]- Damage?

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Total, sir.

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It's what we call a global killer.

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The end of mankind.

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Doesn't matter where it hits.

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Nothing would survive.[br]Not even bacteria.

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My God. What do we do?

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We have 18 days before it hits Earth.

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Have mercy

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Rise and shine!

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Stop the drilling![br]Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!

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Fore!

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Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!

0:12:18.154,0:12:24.785
- Hey![br]- Hey, that was close!

0:12:24.785,0:12:27.913
I give you 50,000 a year in donations.

0:12:27.913,0:12:29.498
What do you think[br]they're so mad about, Chick?

0:12:29.498,0:12:32.046
Well, I think they feel that[br]drilling for oil is an evil thing.

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You know how much diesel[br]that clunker boat pumps out an hour?

0:12:35.379,0:12:40.843
I just found out something interesting.[br]Number two chewed 180 feet last night.

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- Who do we have to thank for this?[br]- I'll give you two guesses.

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But you're only gonna need one.

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Goddamn it, A.J.!

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A.J.!

0:12:51.979,0:12:54.094
A.J.! A.J., you in here?

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Oh, that's just perfect. In bed. Get up!

0:12:57.735,0:13:01.864
- Uh, hey, you wanted to see me?[br]- Yeah, I was lookin' for ya.

0:13:01.864,0:13:03.699
You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.

0:13:03.699,0:13:06.911
No. You know what, A.J.?[br]I'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed.

0:13:06.911,0:13:08.829
This is way, way beyond pissed, though.

0:13:08.829,0:13:10.998
You know I shut down[br]number two last night, right?

0:13:10.998,0:13:13.626
- Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that.[br]- Let me tell you something.

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Someday, many years from now,[br]when you're all growed up,

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and you got your own oil company

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and $8 million of your own money[br]on the contract,

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you can do whatever comes into that[br]little A.J. -idiotin' mind of yours you want.

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But as long as it says[br]"Harry Stamper Oil" on the rig,

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you will not disobey my rules.

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- You got that?[br]- Yeah, I do got it.

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All right, now I need to hear[br]five words from you.

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- Uh...[br]- I'll...

0:13:34.772,0:13:36.899
Never do that again.

0:13:36.899,0:13:39.485
I'm a fool. That was idiotic.[br]I... I mean, that was stupid.

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I'm an idiot. I know[br]what name's on the sign. I'm not...

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- What's goin' on here?[br]- What's goin' on?

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Well, I mean, you know,[br]I screwed up. I'm a little edgy.

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- How long you work for me?[br]- Five wonderful years.

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In five years, you have never[br]apologized to me this quickly.

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Something's going on here.[br]I'm gonna find out what it is.

0:13:53.582,0:13:56.377
Well, I'm turning over a new leaf.

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I'm trying to learn from the man.

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What would Harry do?

0:14:05.261,0:14:08.597
I'm at a loss for words.

0:14:08.597,0:14:10.099
Okay, I can explain this.

0:14:10.099,0:14:11.642
- You can explain that?[br]- I can.

0:14:11.642,0:14:20.943
I would really like an explanation.[br]You just stay right here.

0:14:20.943,0:14:23.404
Grace?

0:14:23.404,0:14:24.905
Hi, Harry.

0:14:24.905,0:14:28.002
I have asked you repeatedly[br]to call me Dad.

0:14:28.002,0:14:29.066
Sorry, Harry.

0:14:29.066,0:14:34.707
Get up and get your clothes on.

0:14:34.707,0:14:44.466
You just stay right there.[br]I'll be right back.

0:14:44.466,0:14:47.094
Here's what we're gonna do.[br]I want every strategy we've got

0:14:47.094,0:14:48.047
on near-Earth object collision.

0:14:48.047,0:14:50.973
Okay? Any ideas, any programs,

0:14:50.973,0:14:54.101
anything you sketched[br]on a pizza box or cocktail napkin.

0:14:54.101,0:14:56.186
For 30 years,[br]they questioned the need for NASA.

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Today, we're gonna give 'em[br]the answer.

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You know about this, Rockhound?

0:15:03.444,0:15:07.823
- You knew?[br]- No, I had no idea.

0:15:07.823,0:15:10.075
Where's Harry?

0:15:10.075,0:15:13.412
Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.[br]I understand, okay?

0:15:13.412,0:15:15.748
You're mad.[br]Who... Who wouldn't be mad?

0:15:15.748,0:15:17.833
- He's gonna shoot you.[br]- Nah, no, he's not.

0:15:17.833,0:15:22.046
Oh, shit.

0:15:22.046,0:15:25.009
- Harry![br]- What's wrong with you?

0:15:25.009,0:15:27.176
Make your peace with God, A.J.!

0:15:27.176,0:15:29.553
This guy's got a gun, man.[br]He's shooting at me.

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Harry, this is not funny!

0:15:31.347,0:15:33.891
Harry, listen to me![br]We can talk this over!

0:15:33.891,0:15:37.269
- Oh, is this a serious thing?[br]- Yeah, pretty serious.

0:15:37.269,0:15:38.052
- Bear![br]- What's up?

0:15:38.052,0:15:40.094
He's shootin' at me. You see Harry[br]comin', crack him with that wrench.

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You told A.J.'s dad just before he died[br]that you would take care of the boy.

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Now I'm not sure that[br]shootin' him is takin' care of him.

0:15:46.612,0:15:47.078
Why don't you put the gun down?

0:15:47.078,0:15:49.074
You don't want none of this.[br]Get out of my way.

0:15:49.074,0:15:52.034
Just tryin' to give my man[br]a head start, that's all.

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Not to mention the fact that I don't think

0:15:53.369,0:15:55.037
you wanna kill[br]the best man on your crew,

0:15:55.037,0:15:57.539
- before we strike oil.[br]- Aw, Chick, I ain't gonna kill him.

0:15:57.539,0:16:00.376
Just gonna take a foot off.[br]A man can work with one foot.

0:16:00.376,0:16:03.379
You remember old Frank Marx who[br]worked with one hand all them years?

0:16:03.379,0:16:04.672
Yeah, but he wasn't very good.

0:16:04.672,0:16:07.508
Harry, put the gun down![br]You're acting insane!

0:16:07.508,0:16:10.135
Now, honey, go get some clothes on[br]and get out of the way.

0:16:10.135,0:16:14.039
- You can't control my life![br]- Fine. Clothes. Now!

0:16:14.039,0:16:15.641
All right, stop! All right!

0:16:15.641,0:16:19.052
It was funny for a minute.[br]It's not funny anymore.

0:16:19.052,0:16:22.648
- Fuck![br]- Harry, this is illegal, man.

0:16:22.648,0:16:29.905
I'm temporarily insane, Rock.[br]It's all right.

0:16:29.905,0:16:31.074
- Do I look like I'm crazy to you?[br]- Well...

0:16:31.074,0:16:33.909
Harry! Hey, just cool down.

0:16:33.909,0:16:36.495
What are you doing?[br]Harry, stop! Cut it out.

0:16:36.495,0:16:38.058
- All right, Harry.[br]- All right, now, listen.

0:16:38.058,0:16:42.334
Man to man. I'm serious. I love her.

0:16:42.334,0:16:47.089
Way wrong answer!

0:16:47.089,0:16:49.925
- Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real.[br]- Harry! Come on, Harry!

0:16:49.925,0:16:52.636
- You shot me![br]- You shot him.

0:16:52.636,0:16:54.596
That bullet never got close.[br]Just a ricochet.

0:16:54.596,0:16:57.141
You know, it's all funny[br]till somebody gets shot in the leg!

0:16:57.141,0:17:02.271
Hey, pucker up.[br]We got clients incoming.

0:17:02.271,0:17:05.607
Uh, b-back in-in... In 1974,

0:17:05.607,0:17:07.234
we-we first got the idea

0:17:07.234,0:17:09.194
the-the possibility[br]that-that a meteor or an asteroid...

0:17:09.194,0:17:12.031
I need somebody who's had a little less[br]caffeine this morning. Doc, translate.

0:17:12.031,0:17:17.036
Yes, sir. Our first feasibility plan was[br]to use a spread-focus laser generator

0:17:17.036,0:17:19.079
to heat the object[br]to the point of fracture.

0:17:19.079,0:17:21.707
That's like shooting a B.B. gun[br]at a freight train, Doc.

0:17:21.707,0:17:23.417
Uh, some of us have got this idea.

0:17:23.417,0:17:27.004
We wanna land a craft,[br]deploy solar sails.

0:17:27.004,0:17:33.469
You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds[br]will be caught by these Mylar sails.

0:17:33.469,0:17:35.637
- Okay...[br]- Come on, guys!

0:17:35.637,0:17:39.391
We gotta come up with something[br]realistic here. We got 18 days.

0:17:39.391,0:17:43.027
That's 431 hours, 15 minutes[br]and 18 seconds.

0:17:43.027,0:17:48.901
Time's a luxury we don't have. What?

0:17:48.901,0:17:50.903
Listen, Harry, A.J. is my choice.

0:17:50.903,0:17:52.488
My choice and not yours.

0:17:52.488,0:17:54.049
He's the only one in[br]your age bracket, Grace.

0:17:54.049,0:17:56.492
It's not a choice. It's a lack of options.

0:17:56.492,0:17:59.036
I don't know[br]what in the world makes you think

0:17:59.036,0:18:01.747
that you have the right[br]to tell me what to do anymore, Harry.

0:18:01.747,0:18:03.791
I suppose being your father[br]doesn't count, huh?

0:18:03.791,0:18:05.667
- Not really.[br]- Since when?

0:18:05.667,0:18:09.004
Since I reached the age of ten[br]and became older than you, Harry.

0:18:09.004,0:18:11.381
Since Mom split.[br]Why don't you take your pick?

0:18:11.381,0:18:14.009
Look, I understand that[br]you are handicapped

0:18:14.009,0:18:16.804
by natural immaturity, and I forgive you.

0:18:16.804,0:18:19.807
I may be an immature father,[br]but I'm still your employer.

0:18:19.807,0:18:21.085
And as your boss,[br]I want you on that crew boat tonight

0:18:21.085,0:18:23.006
and back in the office by Monday.

0:18:23.006,0:18:26.563
- You got that?[br]- Okay. I quit.

0:18:26.563,0:18:29.191
Grace, you can't quit now!

0:18:29.191,0:18:32.082
I need you to keep on working.

0:18:32.082,0:18:35.823
Hi, Harry!

0:18:35.823,0:18:39.076
What are you smilin' about?

0:18:39.076,0:18:44.581
I've been seein' A.J.[br]for more than five months, Harry.

0:18:44.581,0:18:47.459
You little hypocrite. I ever held you[br]back once from doing anything?

0:18:47.459,0:18:49.128
What about having a life, Harry?

0:18:49.128,0:18:50.504
The first time I got my period,

0:18:50.504,0:18:52.923
Rockhound had to take me[br]into Taipei for Tampax

0:18:52.923,0:18:55.003
and then he had to show me[br]how to use 'em, Harry.

0:18:55.003,0:18:57.594
Ho-ho.

0:18:57.594,0:19:02.474
I ju... No, I... I told her how to use it.[br]I didn't show her, Harry.

0:19:02.474,0:19:04.601
I was playing with[br]titanium depth gauges

0:19:04.601,0:19:06.436
when I should've been[br]playing with dolls.

0:19:06.436,0:19:10.607
I mean, I learned about the birds and[br]the bees from Freddy Noonan's tattoos.

0:19:10.607,0:19:13.402
Look, I was raised[br]on roughnecks by you.

0:19:13.402,0:19:16.405
And now you get all shocked[br]and shaken when I fall in love with one.

0:19:16.405,0:19:18.323
So who's the hypocrite here,[br]Harry, huh?

0:19:18.323,0:19:19.658
Look at those nice pipes.

0:19:19.658,0:19:24.079
- Listen to me, Grace.[br]- No, you listen to me, Harry. I grew up.

0:19:24.079,0:19:27.749
With the proximity[br]of the asteroid and no prep time,

0:19:27.749,0:19:29.071
none of our primary plans can work.

0:19:29.071,0:19:33.922
Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear[br]warheads and blast that rock apart?

0:19:33.922,0:19:35.465
Terrible idea.

0:19:35.465,0:19:37.593
Was I talkin' to you?

0:19:37.593,0:19:39.595
This is Dr. Ronald Quincy[br]from Research.

0:19:39.595,0:19:42.764
Pretty much the smartest man on the[br]planet. You might wanna listen to him.

0:19:42.764,0:19:44.892
General, if you consider your target,

0:19:44.892,0:19:47.644
her composition, her dimensions,

0:19:47.644,0:19:49.563
her sheer velocity,

0:19:49.563,0:19:51.273
you could fire every nuke[br]you've got on her,

0:19:51.273,0:19:54.359
she'll just smile at you[br]and keep on coming.

0:19:54.359,0:19:56.945
You should know that[br]the president's scientific advisors

0:19:56.945,0:20:01.408
are suggesting that a nuclear blast[br]could change this asteroid's trajectory.

0:20:01.408,0:20:05.287
I know the president's chief scientific[br]advisor. We were at M.I.T. together.

0:20:05.287,0:20:07.414
And, in a situation like this...

0:20:07.414,0:20:08.999
You really don't wanna take the advice

0:20:08.999,0:20:12.794
from a man who got[br]a C-minus in astrophysics.

0:20:12.794,0:20:17.966
The president's advisors are wrong.[br]I'm right.

0:20:17.966,0:20:20.385
Hitting the rock from[br]the outside won't do the job.

0:20:20.385,0:20:23.597
Imagine a firecracker[br]in the palm of your hand.

0:20:23.597,0:20:27.643
You set it off. What happens?[br]Burn your hand, right?

0:20:27.643,0:20:31.438
You close your fist around[br]the same firecracker and set it off...

0:20:31.438,0:20:36.068
Poof! Your wife's gonna be opening your[br]ketchup bottles the rest of your life.

0:20:36.068,0:20:38.032
Are you suggesting that we blow[br]this thing up from the inside?

0:20:38.032,0:20:40.053
- That's exactly what I'm saying.[br]- How?

0:20:40.053,0:20:42.095
We drill.

0:20:42.095,0:20:45.016
We bring in the world's best[br]deep-core driller.

0:20:45.016,0:20:47.746
Harry, get up here. We're takin' a hit.

0:20:47.746,0:20:49.581
- Get A.J. up here![br]- Come on!

0:20:49.581,0:20:51.875
Oh, shit!

0:20:51.875,0:20:55.545
Send another pipe down! Right now!

0:20:55.545,0:20:56.088
It's a gas pocket!

0:20:56.088,0:20:59.591
I told you! Am I lucky,[br]or am I just a genius?

0:20:59.591,0:21:05.597
I shut it down for a reason,[br]you jackass! The relief valve's...

0:21:05.597,0:21:12.396
Shut off the number two valve![br]Grace, get the clients out of here now!

0:21:12.396,0:21:16.275
No, Daddy!

0:21:16.275,0:21:24.533
Chick, get 'em outta here![br]Get 'em off the rig now!

0:21:24.533,0:21:35.627
- Get the hell down![br]- This thing is gonna blow.

0:21:35.627,0:21:38.505
Chick, get down now!

0:21:38.505,0:21:41.883
Get down!

0:21:41.883,0:21:43.093
Three dozen research calls,

0:21:43.093,0:21:45.053
and every time,[br]the same man is recommended.

0:21:45.053,0:21:47.389
He's worked on every terrain[br]this planet can offer.

0:21:47.389,0:21:49.641
Whenever they said it couldn't be[br]drilled, this guy drilled it.

0:21:49.641,0:21:53.562
- Everybody all right?[br]- We struck oil, baby!

0:21:53.562,0:21:55.731
Somebody could've got killed[br]out here today.

0:21:55.731,0:21:59.693
You want that on your conscience?

0:21:59.693,0:22:01.653
High thumb. You are man, Harry.

0:22:01.653,0:22:07.075
Thumbs high.

0:22:07.075,0:22:13.582
You're fired.

0:22:13.582,0:22:16.084
Who's Harry Stamper?

0:22:16.084,0:22:18.092
Hey, I'm Harry Stamper.[br]What's all this about?

0:22:18.092,0:22:22.591
Mr. Stamper, I'm General Montgomery,[br]commander of the Pacific Air Forces.

0:22:22.591,0:22:24.718
I've been sent here[br]by the Secretary of Defense

0:22:24.718,0:22:29.097
on direct orders[br]from the President of the United States.

0:22:29.097,0:22:30.932
It's a matter of urgent national security.

0:22:30.932,0:22:34.519
I need you to get on that chopper[br]right now, no questions asked.

0:22:34.519,0:22:36.313
Crazy Willie put you up to this?

0:22:36.313,0:22:42.444
I'm afraid I don't know Crazy Willie,[br]sir. I'm dead serious about this.

0:22:42.444,0:22:44.279
- Harry.[br]- What?

0:22:44.279,0:22:46.907
I swear to God,[br]she never told me her age.

0:22:46.907,0:22:50.535
It's all right. Relax. It's about me.

0:22:50.535,0:22:57.000
Oh. Forget it!

0:22:57.000,0:23:01.046
All right, General,[br]I'll go with you on one condition.

0:23:01.046,0:23:05.717
We're gonna have[br]to take my daughter along.

0:23:05.717,0:23:06.802
What did I do?

0:23:06.802,0:23:07.969
Whoa, whoa, whoa.[br]Where you guys takin' her?

0:23:07.969,0:23:10.597
- Sir, stay right here.[br]- Wh...

0:23:10.597,0:23:23.402
Chick, get him paid, get him off the rig!

0:23:23.402,0:23:26.571
- Mr. Stamper?[br]- Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper.

0:23:26.571,0:23:28.949
How you doin'? Miss Stamper.

0:23:28.949,0:23:30.742
I'm Dan Truman,[br]Executive Director here.

0:23:30.742,0:23:32.994
Listen, on behalf of all of us,[br]I'd really like to apologize...

0:23:32.994,0:23:35.789
Apologize. I don't know if we can take[br]any more apologies, Mr. Truman.

0:23:35.789,0:23:38.792
We've been apologized to[br]for the last 18-and-a-half hours.

0:23:38.792,0:23:41.169
So if you don't mind, how about[br]if we just get on with it?

0:23:41.169,0:23:43.922
You tell us why we're here[br]at the NASA Space Center.

0:23:43.922,0:23:45.841
We should probably talk alone.

0:23:45.841,0:23:48.076
Mr. Truman, I don't keep[br]any secrets from my daughter, Grace.

0:23:48.076,0:23:50.072
So whether you tell her now[br]or I tell her later,

0:23:50.072,0:23:52.018
she's gonna find out[br]one way or the other.

0:23:52.018,0:23:54.057
So, why don't we just get on with it?

0:23:54.057,0:23:56.309
So when the Rogue comet[br]hit the asteroid belt,

0:23:56.309,0:23:58.027
it sent shrapnel right for us.

0:23:58.027,0:24:01.022
For the next 15 days,[br]the Earth's in a shooting gallery.

0:24:01.022,0:24:05.193
Even if the asteroid itself[br]hits the water, it's still hitting land.

0:24:05.193,0:24:07.863
It'll flash boil[br]millions of gallons of seawater

0:24:07.863,0:24:10.365
and slam into the ocean bedrock.

0:24:10.365,0:24:13.869
Now, if it's a Pacific Ocean impact,[br]which we think it will be,

0:24:13.869,0:24:16.872
it'll create a tidal wave three miles high,

0:24:16.872,0:24:18.498
traveling at 1,000 miles an hour

0:24:18.498,0:24:21.918
covering California[br]and washing up in Denver.

0:24:21.918,0:24:25.505
Japan's gone. Australia's wiped out.

0:24:25.505,0:24:28.508
Half the world's population[br]will be incinerated by the heat blast.

0:24:28.508,0:24:31.553
The rest'll freeze to death[br]from nuclear winter.

0:24:31.553,0:24:34.681
That's unbelievable.

0:24:34.681,0:24:40.002
Well, actually, this is as real as it gets.

0:24:40.002,0:24:43.023
Well, it's coming right now.

0:24:43.023,0:24:46.151
Right for us at 22,000 miles an hour.

0:24:46.151,0:25:04.836
Not a soul on Earth can hide from it.

0:25:04.836,0:25:07.339
I take it you're not[br]alerting everyone like this.

0:25:07.339,0:25:10.592
Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.

0:25:10.592,0:25:13.428
For the next ten days, there are[br]only nine telescopes in the world

0:25:13.428,0:25:16.014
that can spot the asteroid,[br]and we control eight of 'em.

0:25:16.014,0:25:19.001
The president's classified[br]this information top secret.

0:25:19.001,0:25:20.081
If news like this got out,

0:25:20.081,0:25:24.314
there'd be an overnight breakdown[br]of basic social services worldwide.

0:25:24.314,0:25:29.778
Rioting, mass religious hysteria,[br]total chaos, you can imagine.

0:25:29.778,0:25:35.408
Basically the worst parts of the Bible.

0:25:35.408,0:25:38.828
Six billion people on the planet.

0:25:38.828,0:25:41.623
Why'd you guys call me?

0:25:41.623,0:25:42.749
We need you to prep the team

0:25:42.749,0:25:44.501
- we're sending up.[br]- Up?

0:25:44.501,0:25:45.794
We'll send them to the asteroid,

0:25:45.794,0:25:48.338
they'll land, drill a hole,[br]they'll drop some nukes,

0:25:48.338,0:25:51.132
take off and detonate,[br]if we can fix this equipment problem.

0:25:51.132,0:25:55.971
The drilling unit's a prototype we've[br]been building for the Mars project.

0:25:55.971,0:26:00.642
You, uh... You might recognize the rig.

0:26:00.642,0:26:07.274
Yeah, well, I guess[br]I should recognize it. It's my design.

0:26:07.274,0:26:09.484
Did you steal a key to the Patent Office?

0:26:09.484,0:26:10.735
Yeah, basically.

0:26:10.735,0:26:13.905
Let me get this straight.[br]I got pulled off an oil rig,

0:26:13.905,0:26:17.002
flown halfway around the world[br]because you stole my drill design.

0:26:17.002,0:26:21.121
Couldn't read the plans right and did[br]a pisspoor job of putting it together.

0:26:21.121,0:26:23.665
- Patents don't apply to outer space.[br]- You shut up, Quincy.

0:26:23.665,0:26:27.168
It's not going to Mars anymore.[br]It's gonna try to save this planet.

0:26:27.168,0:26:29.296
And we need to know[br]what's wrong with it pretty quick.

0:26:29.296,0:26:31.339
You said we did a bad job[br]of putting it together?

0:26:31.339,0:26:34.926
No, I said you did a pisspoor job[br]of putting it together.

0:26:34.926,0:26:38.555
First of all, you got the flow system[br]all reversed. Let me guess.

0:26:38.555,0:26:41.641
You've been tearin' up rotors[br]and you can't figure out why.

0:26:41.641,0:26:42.767
Yeah, that's right.

0:26:42.767,0:26:45.645
Well, that's because your cams[br]are all wrong, Mr. Wizard.

0:26:45.645,0:26:48.064
Who's been operating this thing?

0:26:48.064,0:26:50.065
- Right there.[br]- We've actually...

0:26:50.065,0:26:52.944
We've had them training[br]for eight months solid now.

0:26:52.944,0:26:54.738
Eight whole months?

0:26:54.738,0:26:57.115
- Well, pretty much, yeah.[br]- Well, gee whiz.

0:26:57.115,0:26:59.492
Well, this is the team[br]that has to do the job up there.

0:26:59.492,0:27:01.661
We need you to train them down here.

0:27:01.661,0:27:03.705
Well, Mr. Stamper, what do you think?

0:27:03.705,0:27:06.374
You know, drilling's a science.[br]It's an art.

0:27:06.374,0:27:09.002
I'm a third generation driller,[br]doin' it all my life.

0:27:09.002,0:27:11.379
I still haven't got it all figured out.

0:27:11.379,0:27:15.091
I assume you sent for me because[br]somebody told you I was the best.

0:27:15.091,0:27:17.719
Well, I'm only the best[br]because I work with the best.

0:27:17.719,0:27:21.556
You don't trust the men you're working[br]with, you're as good as dead.

0:27:21.556,0:27:24.059
Now you wanna send[br]these boys into space, fine.

0:27:24.059,0:27:25.081
I'm sure they'll make good astronauts,

0:27:25.081,0:27:28.605
but they don't knowjack about drillin'.

0:27:28.605,0:27:31.358
- What's your contingency plan?[br]- Contingency plan?

0:27:31.358,0:27:34.277
Your backup plan. You gotta have[br]some kind of backup plan, right?

0:27:34.277,0:27:35.737
No, we don't have a backup plan.

0:27:35.737,0:27:37.447
- This is it.[br]- This is the best that you could...

0:27:37.447,0:27:41.242
That the government...[br]The U.S. government can come up with.

0:27:41.242,0:27:44.621
I mean, you're NASA for cryin' out loud.[br]You put a man on the moon.

0:27:44.621,0:27:47.957
You're geniuses.[br]You're the guys that think this shit up.

0:27:47.957,0:27:50.585
I'm sure you got a team of men[br]sittin' around somewhere right now,

0:27:50.585,0:27:53.046
just thinkin' shit up[br]and somebody backin' them up.

0:27:53.046,0:27:54.255
You tell me[br]you don't have a backup plan,

0:27:54.255,0:27:55.799
that these eight Boy Scouts right here,

0:27:55.799,0:27:58.076
that is the world's hope,[br]that's what you're tellin' me?

0:27:58.076,0:28:03.098
- Yeah.[br]- Oh, Jesus. Damn it.

0:28:03.098,0:28:11.064
We're a little short on time here.[br]Will you help us?

0:28:11.064,0:28:13.009
- All they gotta do is drill?[br]- That's it.

0:28:13.009,0:28:16.778
No spacewalkin',[br]no crazy astronaut stuff.

0:28:16.778,0:28:19.698
Just drill.

0:28:19.698,0:28:22.158
How many men were you[br]plannin' on takin' up there?

0:28:22.158,0:28:24.285
We're sendin' up[br]two shuttles, two teams.

0:28:24.285,0:28:26.621
If I do this,[br]I'm gonna wanna take my own men.

0:28:26.621,0:28:28.873
You got it.

0:28:28.873,0:28:33.837
- So you're saying you'll help us?[br]- Yes, sir.

0:28:33.837,0:28:42.011
Thanks.

0:28:42.011,0:28:48.309
I just don't trust[br]anybody else to do it, that's all.

0:28:48.309,0:28:49.519
No, Mrs. Curlene.

0:28:49.519,0:28:54.524
It's Harry Stamper. You see Bear,[br]you tell him Harry's lookin' for him.

0:28:54.524,0:28:56.818
Those guys get off this rig, they scatter.

0:28:56.818,0:28:58.695
Jayotis Kerleen Bear.

0:28:58.695,0:29:02.824
Probably the only black man[br]on a big dog in Kadoka, South Dakota.

0:29:02.824,0:29:07.495
Come and get Papa Bear!

0:29:07.495,0:29:12.709
- Uh, Max.[br]- You got a weight limit on the shuttle?

0:29:12.709,0:29:15.003
- Max.[br]- Hey, Mama.

0:29:15.003,0:29:17.839
So sweet, Maxie.

0:29:17.839,0:29:20.133
Hey, would you give me one of them[br]yellowjelly bear claws I like?

0:29:20.133,0:29:22.802
- Are you in trouble with the law again?[br]- No, Mama.

0:29:22.802,0:29:27.724
- Maxie.[br]- I swear, Mama. I'm...

0:29:27.724,0:29:28.085
You know I want Rockhound.

0:29:28.085,0:29:34.731
We call him Hound because,[br]well, he's horny.

0:29:34.731,0:29:38.109
You might wanna start[br]with every bar in New Orleans.

0:29:38.109,0:29:41.154
That is a big, shiny mount, isn't it?

0:29:41.154,0:29:43.239
- How long you been married?[br]- For two weeks.

0:29:43.239,0:29:45.095
- See this diamond?[br]- Yeah.

0:29:45.095,0:29:47.327
It's not a diamond.

0:29:47.327,0:29:49.078
- Would you like another drink?[br]- Yeah.

0:29:49.078,0:29:51.079
- Sir, F.B.I.[br]- So cute. No, thanks.

0:29:51.079,0:29:54.626
- We have a national security matter.[br]- Good for you.

0:29:54.626,0:29:59.255
- Let's go. Now.[br]- How old are you?

0:29:59.255,0:30:02.884
Oscar Choi. Spacy but[br]absolutely brilliant geologist.

0:30:02.884,0:30:08.056
He owns a horse ranch[br]outside of El Paso.

0:30:08.056,0:30:11.935
What the...

0:30:11.935,0:30:14.687
Mr. Chick Chapple, at the craps table.

0:30:14.687,0:30:17.565
Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada.

0:30:17.565,0:30:20.443
Yes! About time.

0:30:20.443,0:30:26.616
Charles Chapple, game's over.

0:30:26.616,0:30:30.062
Who's gonna run the other rig?[br]How about Benny? He's good.

0:30:30.062,0:30:33.623
The only one who knows how[br]to run it as well as I do is A.J.

0:30:33.623,0:30:36.125
I thought you said[br]you couldn't trust him.

0:30:36.125,0:30:39.796
I thought you said I could.

0:30:39.796,0:30:42.059
Yep, you are on your way, A.J.

0:30:42.059,0:30:46.302
Well, being in business[br]for yourself has its advantages.

0:30:46.302,0:30:51.014
Make my own hours,[br]nobody shoots me in the leg.

0:30:51.014,0:30:53.101
You don't got a gun[br]on you now, do you?

0:30:53.101,0:30:56.354
Oh, good, 'cause I kinda wanted[br]to get back to this whole thing

0:30:56.354,0:30:58.857
about you askin' me for help.

0:30:58.857,0:31:00.942
Does that mean that there's a job

0:31:00.942,0:31:05.446
that Mr. All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts[br]Harry Stamper

0:31:05.446,0:31:09.951
can't handle by himself[br]and needs my expert advice?

0:31:09.951,0:31:11.244
Somethin' like that, yeah.

0:31:11.244,0:31:12.829
Well, no, no, no, no, no, no.

0:31:12.829,0:31:16.624
I mean, is it something[br]like that, or is it that?

0:31:16.624,0:31:19.046
You know, you and me[br]got a real problem.

0:31:19.046,0:31:22.063
You know, Harry, there are only

0:31:22.063,0:31:25.717
five words I wanna hear[br]from you right now.

0:31:25.717,0:31:26.843
Those words are:

0:31:26.843,0:31:30.305
You know, A.J., I really look up to you.

0:31:30.305,0:31:32.932
You've been a hero of mine[br]for a long time,

0:31:32.932,0:31:34.035
and I'm very impressed with your work.

0:31:34.035,0:31:36.477
I'm emotionally closed off.

0:31:36.477,0:31:38.646
That's like...[br]That's like 11 words or something.

0:31:38.646,0:31:42.015
You know what?[br]How about just, "A.J., I'm sorry,

0:31:42.015,0:31:45.153
- and I love ya. "[br]- You know, A.J.,

0:31:45.153,0:31:50.491
there's not a job on the planet[br]I want you to work with me on.

0:31:50.491,0:31:53.995
I mean that.

0:31:53.995,0:32:00.418
So what are you doin' here?[br]Harry, what's the job?

0:32:00.418,0:32:02.587
- Hey, Bear.[br]- What's up, baby?

0:32:02.587,0:32:07.055
Yeah, baby. What's up? What's up?

0:32:07.055,0:32:19.002
What's up, Harry?[br]Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man?

0:32:19.002,0:32:22.523
None of you have to go.[br]We can just sit here on Earth,

0:32:22.523,0:32:25.036
wait for this big rock to crash into it

0:32:25.036,0:32:29.197
and kill everything[br]and everybody we know.

0:32:29.197,0:32:33.368
The United States government[br]just asked us to save the world.

0:32:33.368,0:32:37.372
- Anybody wanna say no?[br]- Twenty years.

0:32:37.372,0:32:41.096
Haven't turned you down once.[br]I'm not about to start now.

0:32:41.096,0:32:43.092
I'm there.

0:32:43.092,0:32:46.297
Guess I can't let you go up there alone.

0:32:46.297,0:32:48.132
I'm with you.

0:32:48.132,0:32:51.052
I mean, this is... This is historic.

0:32:51.052,0:32:54.389
Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff.

0:32:54.389,0:32:55.765
Of course I'm in.

0:32:55.765,0:33:00.561
While I don't share[br]his enthusiasm, you know me.

0:33:00.561,0:33:03.147
Beam me up, Scotty.

0:33:03.147,0:33:08.736
- You all right, Max?[br]- I-I don't... I-I don't...

0:33:08.736,0:33:11.114
Whatever you think.

0:33:11.114,0:33:14.575
- What about you?[br]- I'm in.

0:33:14.575,0:33:18.079
All right, then.

0:33:18.079,0:33:20.581
We go.

0:33:20.581,0:33:24.085
I don't mean to be[br]the materialistic weasel of this group,

0:33:24.085,0:33:26.337
but you think we'll get[br]hazard pay out of this?

0:33:26.337,0:33:28.923
If you're trying to make me feel better[br]about this scenario, give it up.

0:33:28.923,0:33:31.342
To tell you the truth, I'm kind[br]of encouraged. This guy Chick here

0:33:31.342,0:33:33.052
was an Air Force commando[br]for six years.

0:33:33.052,0:33:36.764
We got robbery, assault,[br]arrest, resisting arrest.

0:33:36.764,0:33:38.433
We got a collection agent for the mob.

0:33:38.433,0:33:40.101
Two of these guys[br]have done serious time.

0:33:40.101,0:33:42.052
- Look, they're the best at what they do.[br]- So am I.

0:33:42.052,0:33:44.522
And I'm not so optimistic.

0:33:44.522,0:33:47.817
We spend $250 billion a year[br]on defense.

0:33:47.817,0:33:50.445
And here we are. The fate[br]of the planet is in the hands

0:33:50.445,0:33:57.118
of a bunch of retards[br]I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.

0:33:57.118,0:33:58.953
So, what's the verdict?

0:33:58.953,0:34:02.331
They'll do it. They've made[br]a few requests though.

0:34:02.331,0:34:06.169
Such as?

0:34:06.169,0:34:11.632
Just a few things here.

0:34:11.632,0:34:16.137
Nothing really big.[br]Just... Well, as an example...

0:34:16.137,0:34:19.265
Uh, Oscar here's got some[br]outstanding parking tickets.

0:34:19.265,0:34:20.641
Wants 'em wiped off his record.

0:34:20.641,0:34:22.393
Fifty-six tickets in seven states.

0:34:22.393,0:34:24.812
- I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it.[br]- Okay.

0:34:24.812,0:34:27.523
Uh, Noonan's got two women friends

0:34:27.523,0:34:30.526
that he'd like to see made[br]American citizens, no questions asked.

0:34:30.526,0:34:35.323
Max would like you[br]to bring back eight-track tapes.

0:34:35.323,0:34:39.016
Not sure if that's gonna work,[br]but let's see what else.

0:34:39.016,0:34:45.208
Chick wants a full week's[br]Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace.

0:34:45.208,0:34:52.548
Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us[br]who actually killed Kennedy, would ya?

0:34:52.548,0:34:56.844
Uh, Bear would like to stay at the...

0:34:56.844,0:34:59.018
White Horse.

0:34:59.018,0:35:01.849
White House. White House.

0:35:01.849,0:35:03.768
White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in

0:35:03.768,0:35:05.353
the Lincoln Bedroom[br]of the White House

0:35:05.353,0:35:06.854
for the summer.

0:35:06.854,0:35:08.564
Stuff like that.

0:35:08.564,0:35:14.112
Sure, I think we can[br]take care of some of that.

0:35:14.112,0:35:17.782
Harry!

0:35:17.782,0:35:20.701
Yeah, one more thing.

0:35:20.701,0:35:25.873
None of them wanna pay taxes again.

0:35:25.873,0:35:34.048
Ever.

0:35:34.048,0:35:36.884
Who's that for? Mr. Ed?

0:35:36.884,0:35:39.303
You stick that in me, I'm gonna[br]stab you in the heart with it.

0:35:39.303,0:35:40.805
You ever see Pulp Fiction?

0:35:40.805,0:35:45.977
Oh, say can you see

0:35:45.977,0:35:48.229
Uh-oh.

0:35:48.229,0:35:50.606
We're losin' him, we're losin' him.[br]Clear! Kaboom!

0:35:50.606,0:35:53.734
- Freddy, you all right?[br]- Does this look okay to you?

0:35:53.734,0:35:58.072
- Does this look okay?[br]- It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly.

0:35:58.072,0:36:00.825
Mr. Chapple, you're next!

0:36:00.825,0:36:03.536
Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill.

0:36:03.536,0:36:08.583
Oh, so did I.

0:36:08.583,0:36:11.002
Your triglycerides are way high,

0:36:11.002,0:36:13.963
and your bad cholesterol[br]is shockingly bad.

0:36:13.963,0:36:17.175
Gotta lay off those pork rinds, Bear!

0:36:17.175,0:36:24.932
Pork rinds this! Yeah!

0:36:24.932,0:36:30.771
Well, at least they're in good spirits.

0:36:30.771,0:36:34.609
Piece of cake.[br]Look, you wanna compare brain pans?

0:36:34.609,0:36:37.486
I won the Westinghouse prize[br]when I was 12. Big deal.

0:36:37.486,0:36:41.574
Published at 19. So what? I got[br]a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22.

0:36:41.574,0:36:45.411
Chemistry and geology. I taught[br]at Princeton for two-and-a-half years.

0:36:45.411,0:36:47.121
You know, I think this might be

0:36:47.121,0:36:49.415
the most uncomfortable room[br]I've ever been in in my life.

0:36:49.415,0:36:52.668
Why do I do this? Because the[br]money's good, the scenery changes,

0:36:52.668,0:36:55.004
and they let me use explosives, okay?

0:36:55.004,0:36:57.084
Okay, you wanna be[br]all psychological with me, that's fine.

0:36:57.084,0:37:00.509
I'll tell you one thing[br]that really drives me nuts

0:37:00.509,0:37:03.971
is people who think Jethro Tull[br]is just a person in the band.

0:37:03.971,0:37:06.349
Who is Jethro Tull?

0:37:06.349,0:37:10.436
My favorite dish is haggis.[br]Heart, lungs, liver.

0:37:10.436,0:37:13.898
You shove that all[br]in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it.

0:37:13.898,0:37:15.358
That'll put some hair on your ass.

0:37:15.358,0:37:18.778
I am not crazy. I'm just[br]a little emotional right now, okay?

0:37:18.778,0:37:21.656
You're all throwin'[br]all this stuff at me, man. I mean...

0:37:21.656,0:37:26.744
After this is over, could I, like,[br]get a hug from you or somethin'?

0:37:26.744,0:37:28.663
Okay, Cyclops lady is startin' to bug me.

0:37:28.663,0:37:29.083
Can you handle it?

0:37:29.083,0:37:31.749
I mean, I can handle what I'm,[br]you know, gonna do.

0:37:31.749,0:37:34.126
I can handle that, but I don't know[br]if I can handle this room.

0:37:34.126,0:37:38.381
Woman with large breasts.

0:37:38.381,0:37:39.084
Woman with medium breasts.

0:37:39.084,0:37:41.842
Here's Harry givin' me a hard time.

0:37:41.842,0:37:44.053
And this is Harry tellin' me[br]it's not good enough.

0:37:44.053,0:37:46.472
And this is Harry tellin' me[br]I can't marry his daughter.

0:37:46.472,0:37:47.765
Thanks a lot. I appreciate it.

0:37:47.765,0:37:50.518
Just let it out.

0:37:50.518,0:37:54.105
I suffered a major head injury[br]when I was in high school.

0:37:54.105,0:37:56.607
This one looks like you, with breasts.

0:37:56.607,0:38:00.027
Yeah, I can handle it.[br]Yeah, I can handle it.

0:38:00.027,0:38:06.033
A home run![br]The Cubs win the World Series! Ah...

0:38:06.033,0:38:09.037
Fail. Fail. Depressively fail.

0:38:09.037,0:38:12.707
One toxicology analysis[br]revealed catamen.

0:38:12.707,0:38:14.875
That is a very powerful sedative.

0:38:14.875,0:38:16.752
Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor.

0:38:16.752,0:38:20.548
This one's used on horses.

0:38:20.548,0:38:22.091
Some of these guys are pretty big.

0:38:22.091,0:38:25.052
It would normally take 18 months[br]to psychologically prepare,

0:38:25.052,0:38:27.471
prescreen viable subjects[br]for space travel.

0:38:27.471,0:38:30.683
We have seen evidence of a wide[br]variety of territorial aggression.

0:38:30.683,0:38:34.979
Can they physically survive the trip?[br]That's all I need to know here, okay?

0:38:34.979,0:38:42.903
Personally, I don't know[br]how they survived the tests.

0:38:42.903,0:38:48.909
Talk about the wrong stuff.

0:38:48.909,0:38:51.162
Good morning. I'm Colonel Willie Sharp.

0:38:51.162,0:38:54.081
In addition to flying[br]one of the X-71 teams to that rock,

0:38:54.081,0:38:55.583
my job is to train you to deal with

0:38:55.583,0:38:58.711
the mental and physical rigors[br]of working in space,

0:38:58.711,0:39:02.048
so you don't freak out on the asteroid.

0:39:02.048,0:39:05.468
United States astronauts train for years.

0:39:05.468,0:39:07.553
You have 12 days.

0:39:07.553,0:39:11.807
Do we have any intelligent[br]questions before we get started?

0:39:11.807,0:39:13.559
What's an X-71?

0:39:13.559,0:39:17.438
You're the first civilians to ever see her.

0:39:17.438,0:39:19.523
We call 'em the X-71 s.

0:39:19.523,0:39:22.234
It's a top secret joint venture[br]with the Air Force.

0:39:22.234,0:39:25.738
She and her sister ship in Vandenberg[br]are leaving for launch prep in Florida.

0:39:25.738,0:39:27.073
Thought you oughta take a look.

0:39:27.073,0:39:30.117
The two shuttles going up are[br]the Freedom and Independence.

0:39:30.117,0:39:33.662
Her titanium alloy impenetrable[br]skin covers the toughest, meanest,

0:39:33.662,0:39:36.665
most sophisticated space vehicle[br]man has ever made.

0:39:36.665,0:39:39.377
Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis,[br]NASA pilot Tucker

0:39:39.377,0:39:41.504
will command the shuttle[br]Independence.

0:39:41.504,0:39:45.257
Air Force Colonel Sharp,[br]NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom.

0:39:45.257,0:39:49.595
Munitions specialist Gruber and Halsey[br]will supervise the nuclear ordinance.

0:39:49.595,0:39:52.932
Anyway, I just thought...

0:39:52.932,0:39:57.686
Thought you guys should meet.

0:39:57.686,0:40:09.031
Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless[br]environmental training facility.

0:40:09.031,0:40:12.326
So we're going swimming on[br]this asteroid. Is that what this is for?

0:40:12.326,0:40:15.083
Here at downtown NASA,[br]we call this monster "Armadillo. "

0:40:15.083,0:40:17.706
Going to be retrofitted[br]with your drilling arm.

0:40:17.706,0:40:20.501
She'll turn 800 turbo horses[br]in near-zero gravity.

0:40:20.501,0:40:22.128
Mind if we take a look at her now?

0:40:22.128,0:40:24.672
All these rubber hoses[br]gotta go, Max. Count 'em up.

0:40:24.672,0:40:27.842
Make sure it's short-throw shifters.

0:40:27.842,0:40:31.387
Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is.

0:40:31.387,0:40:35.891
Plastic ice cream scoop?[br]What'd that cost? About $400.

0:40:35.891,0:40:37.601
This is about[br]the sorriest group of people

0:40:37.601,0:40:40.604
I've seen in all my entire military career.

0:40:40.604,0:40:43.774
Your space flight's gonna be[br]a brutal assault on your senses.

0:40:43.774,0:40:45.609
I'm here to give you a taste of that.

0:40:45.609,0:40:48.032
NASA's got some of[br]the finest pilots in the world.

0:40:48.032,0:40:52.045
They're gonna be suckin' your eyes[br]into the back of your heads.

0:40:52.045,0:40:55.244
Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time.

0:40:55.244,0:41:00.207
I just wanna seriously say[br]I have a small fear of flying.

0:41:00.207,0:41:05.629
I'm gonna twist ya.

0:41:05.629,0:41:09.675
- I'm gonna flip ya.[br]- What's the matter with you?

0:41:09.675,0:41:11.886
Frap your body till your bones hurt.

0:41:11.886,0:41:15.473
When you squeal, I'm just[br]gonna go faster and harder.

0:41:15.473,0:41:19.977
No, take me down!

0:41:19.977,0:41:22.073
- How's the rest of the crew?[br]- Well, uh...

0:41:22.073,0:41:27.735
Sorry about the rib chunks[br]all over your dashboard.

0:41:27.735,0:41:29.082
Don't forget: We gotta X-ray all these...

0:41:29.082,0:41:32.698
- If you had to say, who would you say?[br]- I don't know, Oscar.

0:41:32.698,0:41:34.658
- Who do you think you are?[br]- Han Solo.

0:41:34.658,0:41:36.911
No, if anybody's anybody, I'm Han.

0:41:36.911,0:41:38.913
And you're... You're Chewbacca.

0:41:38.913,0:41:41.916
Chewie? Have you[br]even seen Star Wars?

0:41:41.916,0:41:49.034
All right, let's go.

0:41:49.034,0:41:53.594
Neil Armstrong, 1969,[br]bouncing on the moon.

0:41:53.594,0:41:56.805
He's bouncing up there because there's[br]less gravity up there than on Earth.

0:41:56.805,0:42:00.434
This will be similar[br]to the asteroid, so watch it.

0:42:00.434,0:42:03.145
Something gets launched off[br]that asteroid with enough force,

0:42:03.145,0:42:05.648
it's gonna keep on going[br]right into outer space.

0:42:05.648,0:42:09.527
What is the deal?[br]Is it just me, or is Watts really hot?

0:42:09.527,0:42:11.278
Yeah.

0:42:11.278,0:42:15.324
We have these new generation suits[br]with directional accelerant thrusters.

0:42:15.324,0:42:17.409
- You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong.[br]- Yeah, think so?

0:42:17.409,0:42:19.119
- Bear![br]- Yes?

0:42:19.119,0:42:22.289
- Do we have a problem?[br]- No.

0:42:22.289,0:42:23.499
'Cause I'm trying to describe to you

0:42:23.499,0:42:26.335
how these D.A.T. s[br]keep your ass on the ground.

0:42:26.335,0:42:27.878
So that if I were to kick you in the balls...

0:42:27.878,0:42:29.046
Ooh.

0:42:29.046,0:42:30.381
...and you don't know how to work them,

0:42:30.381,0:42:31.715
what happens to you?

0:42:31.715,0:42:34.134
- I float away.[br]- Yeah.

0:42:34.134,0:42:37.304
And when do we start training for that?

0:42:37.304,0:42:39.557
Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds[br]to put your helmets on.

0:42:39.557,0:42:41.976
Then the oxygen will be sucked[br]out of this vacuum,

0:42:41.976,0:42:46.021
and you will know what it's like[br]to be in space. Go!

0:42:46.021,0:42:49.483
Depressurize in 30 seconds.

0:42:49.483,0:43:10.337
Main valves have been activated.

0:43:10.337,0:43:12.172
Okay, gentlemen,[br]so here's the flight plan.

0:43:12.172,0:43:15.634
Now let's keep the laughter to[br]a minimum. I know this is not to scale.

0:43:15.634,0:43:20.264
Both shuttles will take off[br]Tuesday at 6:30 p. m.

0:43:20.264,0:43:22.516
Now 67 minutes later,

0:43:22.516,0:43:24.852
you're gonna dock with[br]the Russian space station

0:43:24.852,0:43:26.812
to meet cosmonaut Andropov,

0:43:26.812,0:43:29.857
who will refuel the shuttles[br]with liquid O2.

0:43:29.857,0:43:32.693
That's your fuel. Then you'll release

0:43:32.693,0:43:35.571
and take a 60-hour trip[br]toward the moon.

0:43:35.571,0:43:39.491
Now we only have one shot[br]of landing on this rock,

0:43:39.491,0:43:43.287
and that's precisely when[br]the asteroid passes by the moon.

0:43:43.287,0:43:46.707
You'll then use lunar gravity[br]and burn your thrusters,

0:43:46.707,0:43:49.071
slingshotting you around the moon,

0:43:49.071,0:43:52.212
coming up behind the asteroid.

0:43:52.212,0:43:55.549
- You'll be upward of 11 Gs.[br]- Yeah, I remember this one.

0:43:55.549,0:43:58.886
It's where the coyote sat[br]his ass down in a slingshot

0:43:58.886,0:44:01.018
and he strapped himself[br]to an Acme rocket.

0:44:01.018,0:44:04.224
- Is... Is that what we're doin' here?[br]- Rockhound.

0:44:04.224,0:44:08.896
No, no, really, because it didn't[br]work out too well for the coyote, Harry.

0:44:08.896,0:44:13.442
Actually, we have a lot[br]better rockets than the coyote.

0:44:13.442,0:44:17.821
Now when you've finished[br]your Road Runner thrust move,

0:44:17.821,0:44:21.533
you'll be moving at[br]22,500 miles per hour.

0:44:21.533,0:44:23.911
Coming around behind the asteroid,

0:44:23.911,0:44:27.081
where we're hoping that the tail debris[br]will be cleared by the moon's gravity.

0:44:27.081,0:44:29.333
And you'll land right here. That's it.

0:44:29.333,0:44:31.627
We got separate landing sites[br]for each team.

0:44:31.627,0:44:33.879
Softest parts of the rock[br]as we can figure.

0:44:33.879,0:44:37.466
At NASA, we don't take chances.[br]We double up on everything.

0:44:37.466,0:44:40.427
First team that hits 800 feet wins.

0:44:40.427,0:44:44.306
Now this rock is big, dense. It's got[br]some gravity. You can walk around,

0:44:44.306,0:44:47.184
but use your thrusters[br]so you can work easier.

0:44:47.184,0:44:51.023
Okay, Mr. Truman, let's say[br]that we actually do land on this.

0:44:51.023,0:44:53.044
What's it gonna be like up there?

0:44:53.044,0:44:56.944
Two hundred degrees in the sunlight.[br]Minus 200 in the shade.

0:44:56.944,0:45:01.615
Canyons of razor-sharp rock.[br]Unpredictable gravitational conditions.

0:45:01.615,0:45:04.952
Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.

0:45:04.952,0:45:08.288
Okay, so the scariest[br]environment imaginable. Thanks.

0:45:08.288,0:45:10.416
That's all you gotta say,[br]scariest environment imaginable.

0:45:10.416,0:45:14.042
Okay, so you drill,[br]you drop the nuke and you leave.

0:45:14.042,0:45:16.013
Now here's the key.

0:45:16.013,0:45:18.841
You're gonna remote detonate the bomb

0:45:18.841,0:45:23.971
before the asteroid passes[br]this plane, zero barrier.

0:45:23.971,0:45:27.182
You do that,[br]and the remaining pieces of rock

0:45:27.182,0:45:30.519
should be deflected enough[br]to pass right by us.

0:45:30.519,0:45:37.317
Now if the bomb explodes[br]after zero barrier,

0:45:37.317,0:45:38.402
game's over.

0:45:38.402,0:45:41.989
Apollo, this is Houston,[br]fire your rockets!

0:45:41.989,0:45:43.782
Okay, your rockets are maximum.

0:45:43.782,0:45:47.828
- Oscar![br]- Hey, Harry. Hey, how's it goin'?

0:45:47.828,0:45:50.748
- Have you seen Grace?[br]- Yeah, she's over in the hangar with A.J.

0:45:50.748,0:46:31.663
Harry, wait a second. Did you say[br]Grace? Okay, I thought you said Bear.

0:46:31.663,0:46:47.387
Will you marry me?

0:46:47.387,0:46:49.306
Grace is old enough to vote, Harry.

0:46:49.306,0:46:52.392
She's old enough to drink or get married[br]if she wants to, get a divorce.

0:46:52.392,0:46:53.602
Let me tell you something, fellas.

0:46:53.602,0:46:55.729
When I get back,[br]when we get this job done,

0:46:55.729,0:46:57.397
I will deal with this in my own way.

0:46:57.397,0:46:59.733
Come on, Harry. It's not like[br]I'm rootin' for A.J. here.

0:46:59.733,0:47:01.652
I'm just sayin',[br]Grace is not a little girl anymore.

0:47:01.652,0:47:03.612
Hey, Rock. Wait a minute. Let me get[br]a pencil and a piece of paper.

0:47:03.612,0:47:05.906
I wanna jot down[br]all your pearls of wisdom here.

0:47:05.906,0:47:09.409
Get serious, Harry. Come on. While[br]we're off trottin' the globe, hunting mud,

0:47:09.409,0:47:12.079
Gracie grew up to become[br]a full-blown hottie, you know?

0:47:12.079,0:47:14.832
- Harry, she is fully hot. She is...[br]- She's a babe.

0:47:14.832,0:47:18.627
Max, okay, you're talkin'[br]about my little girl, all right?

0:47:18.627,0:47:21.004
I think I know[br]who and what she is, okay?

0:47:21.004,0:47:22.339
Harry, all we're sayin' is,

0:47:22.339,0:47:24.967
we're talkin' about a kid[br]who's comin' into her own right now.

0:47:24.967,0:47:27.261
She's gettin' curious about her body,

0:47:27.261,0:47:30.013
and she's exploring her sexuality.[br]You know what?

0:47:30.013,0:47:32.099
- Oscar.[br]- That's a natural thing.

0:47:32.099,0:47:35.602
You are about five minutes older than[br]Grace is. Why should I listen to you?

0:47:35.602,0:47:38.048
I know what it feels like to have[br]your hormones pullin' you in just

0:47:38.048,0:47:40.315
a thousand different directions.

0:47:40.315,0:47:43.061
No disrespect, man,[br]but we all helped to raise her.

0:47:43.061,0:47:45.445
So, in part, we all feel like

0:47:45.445,0:47:48.115
- a bunch of daddies here.[br]- That's true.

0:47:48.115,0:47:55.247
I'll be damned if I worked all these years[br]so my little girl can marry a roughneck.

0:47:55.247,0:47:57.958
She's better than that.

0:47:57.958,0:48:07.801
Better than all of us.

0:48:07.801,0:48:11.471
Harry, just sit back, relax. I'm gonna[br]put on a free Armadillo driving clinic.

0:48:11.471,0:48:20.439
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry!

0:48:20.439,0:48:21.815
Two shuttle teams.

0:48:21.815,0:48:23.317
A.J.'ll be running the drill team

0:48:23.317,0:48:25.777
with Oscar, Bear and Noonan[br]on the Independence.

0:48:25.777,0:48:29.406
I'll run the drill team on Freedom[br]with Chick, Rockhound and Max.

0:48:29.406,0:48:32.159
Once we land, we'll have[br]eight hours to get the job done.

0:48:32.159,0:48:34.161
In order to split this rock[br]on the fault line,

0:48:34.161,0:48:36.622
we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet.

0:48:36.622,0:48:41.627
Let's get our game faces on.[br]Now it's time for underwater simulation.

0:48:41.627,0:48:45.047
Come on. Let's keep it up.[br]Let's go. We're the younger team here.

0:48:45.047,0:48:48.508
We're the varsity team.[br]Take it to 11,000.

0:48:48.508,0:48:51.053
Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick[br]'em up. My computer will simulate

0:48:51.053,0:48:56.058
a gas pocket at 625 feet[br]and then hard iron ferrite at 635.

0:48:56.058,0:48:59.077
I'm gonna drill some more.[br]We're takin' her up.

0:48:59.077,0:49:02.689
- I'm givin' it more torque right now.[br]- All right, lookin' good, Bear.

0:49:02.689,0:49:05.317
Clamp it down.[br]Watch your time, Independence team.

0:49:05.317,0:49:07.361
Thanks, Harry. Would you mind[br]lettin' me run my own team?

0:49:07.361,0:49:08.987
You're gonna blow the tranny.

0:49:08.987,0:49:10.614
- Slow it down, baby.[br]- Take it easy, Bear.

0:49:10.614,0:49:12.282
Just relax. She can handle it.

0:49:12.282,0:49:14.242
A.J., you're at 600 feet.

0:49:14.242,0:49:17.496
Your pipe is long. Let's back[br]the R.P.M. s down to 8,000.

0:49:17.496,0:49:20.374
- We don't have time for 8,000![br]- A.J., take it back down.

0:49:20.374,0:49:22.751
You're gonna snap the pipe.[br]I don't wanna blow this transmission.

0:49:22.751,0:49:25.045
- Damn it, 11,000.[br]- Slow it down, A.J.

0:49:25.045,0:49:28.173
Bear, come on. Get on[br]our team for a little bit.

0:49:28.173,0:49:29.549
Oh, space cowboy.

0:49:29.549,0:49:32.052
- Harry, are you listenin' to this?[br]- Yeah, I'm listenin', Bear.

0:49:32.052,0:49:34.096
You don't work for Harry[br]anymore, okay?

0:49:34.096,0:49:35.222
Out there, you gotta listen to me.

0:49:35.222,0:49:38.558
When we're on that rock,[br]you gotta do what I say.

0:49:38.558,0:49:40.602
I'm throttling up to 11,000.

0:49:40.602,0:49:43.355
A.J., back it off.[br]You're gonna blow the transmission.

0:49:43.355,0:49:45.691
Hey, Harry, would you let me[br]run my team, please?

0:49:45.691,0:49:46.984
R.P.M. s are at red line.

0:49:46.984,0:49:48.568
Bear, goddamn it,[br]I know what I'm doing.

0:49:48.568,0:49:51.321
Come on. She can handle this.[br]She'll be fine. Trust me.

0:49:51.321,0:49:54.007
- A.J., back down.[br]- The number one transmission is down.

0:49:54.007,0:49:56.243
Oh, son of a...

0:49:56.243,0:49:58.412
The computer's wrong,[br]and you know that.

0:49:58.412,0:50:01.999
- We did the right thing.[br]- We're gonna restart the simulation.

0:50:01.999,0:50:05.252
If you wanna replace a member[br]of the crew, now is the time.

0:50:05.252,0:50:12.134
I'll take care of this.[br]Get him out of the tank, Chick.

0:50:12.134,0:50:13.051
You wanna go home? Is that it?

0:50:13.051,0:50:15.095
- You wanna be fired?[br]- No, I don't.

0:50:15.095,0:50:16.263
My crew was doing the right thing.

0:50:16.263,0:50:17.723
- Your crew?[br]- Yeah.

0:50:17.723,0:50:20.183
Your crewjust blew[br]the transmission, A.J.!

0:50:20.183,0:50:22.644
Listen, that NASA computer[br]is just playin' it safe.

0:50:22.644,0:50:24.354
The machine you built,[br]the rig, could do it.

0:50:24.354,0:50:26.732
Shut up. Just shut up! Shut your mouth!

0:50:26.732,0:50:30.777
Those men in that room have zero[br]tolerance for showin' off, hot doggin',

0:50:30.777,0:50:34.948
goin' by your gut instinct or[br]you tryin' to be a hero, you got that?

0:50:34.948,0:50:37.002
- Say the words, A.J.![br]- I got it!

0:50:37.002,0:50:39.494
I want my men[br]to have tomorrow night off.

0:50:39.494,0:50:40.579
What do you mean "off"?

0:50:40.579,0:50:43.004
I mean, off. Out of here.[br]For at least ten hours.

0:50:43.004,0:50:44.249
Then we'll go to Kennedy.

0:50:44.249,0:50:46.209
Well, there's no possible way[br]we can do that, Harry.

0:50:46.209,0:50:47.627
There's a potentially huge security risk.

0:50:47.627,0:50:49.463
What if they talk? What if they get hurt?

0:50:49.463,0:50:51.882
What if they're too burnt out[br]to do the right thing?

0:50:51.882,0:50:54.384
What if they get up there,[br]and they forget what they're fighting for?

0:50:54.384,0:50:57.137
You see what's goin' on.[br]These boys are ready to snap.

0:50:57.137,0:50:59.431
They didn't ask to be here.[br]They got pulled off the street.

0:50:59.431,0:51:01.141
For all we know, tomorrow night[br]could be the last night

0:51:01.141,0:51:02.267
they ever see Earth.

0:51:02.267,0:51:04.311
I don't think it's too much to ask[br]to let 'em spend it with their families.

0:51:04.311,0:51:05.479
Listen, there's no possible[br]way we can do that.

0:51:05.479,0:51:07.105
You got family, Colonel?

0:51:07.105,0:51:08.019
Two girls.

0:51:08.019,0:51:12.027
Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow[br]with your girls?

0:51:12.027,0:51:14.946
I'm not askin' ya. I'm tellin' ya.

0:51:14.946,0:51:25.665
Make this happen.

0:51:25.665,0:51:29.336
This is a pretty big loan.[br]Why don't you count the cash?

0:51:29.336,0:51:31.004
Nah, this looks like 100 grand to me.

0:51:31.004,0:51:34.008
I'm givin' you this at 60 percent.[br]I hope you know what you're doin',

0:51:34.008,0:51:37.001
because I'll bust your head[br]with a sledgehammer.

0:51:37.001,0:51:38.678
You'll get your money back.

0:51:38.678,0:51:42.039
You don't look too healthy.[br]You're not gonna die on me, are ya?

0:51:42.039,0:51:53.276
Let's just say, no more than you are.[br]Thanks, Vic.

0:51:53.276,0:51:57.197
Don't wanna close my eyes

0:51:57.197,0:51:59.908
I don't wanna fall asleep

0:51:59.908,0:52:02.202
'Cause I'd miss you, baby

0:52:02.202,0:52:04.246
And I don't wanna miss a thing

0:52:04.246,0:52:05.455
You know what I was thinkin'?

0:52:05.455,0:52:07.999
What?

0:52:07.999,0:52:11.795
I really don't think that the animal[br]cracker qualifies as a cracker.

0:52:11.795,0:52:12.879
Why?

0:52:12.879,0:52:14.714
Well, 'cause it's sweet,[br]which to me suggests cookie.

0:52:14.714,0:52:16.591
And, you know,

0:52:16.591,0:52:19.344
putting cheese on something[br]is sort of the defining characteristic

0:52:19.344,0:52:21.805
of what makes a cracker a cracker.

0:52:21.805,0:52:23.807
I don't know why I thought of that.[br]I just...

0:52:23.807,0:52:26.143
Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.

0:52:26.143,0:52:28.019
I got a little animal cracker,

0:52:28.019,0:52:30.647
Discovery Channel thing[br]happenin' right here.

0:52:30.647,0:52:36.236
Watch the gazelle,[br]as he grazes through the open plains.

0:52:36.236,0:52:40.198
Now look, as the cheetah approaches.

0:52:40.198,0:52:43.041
Watch, as he stalks his prey.

0:52:43.041,0:52:46.163
Now, the gazelle's a little spooked,

0:52:46.163,0:52:50.584
and he could head north[br]to the ample sustenance

0:52:50.584,0:52:56.059
provided by[br]the mountainous peaks above.

0:52:56.059,0:53:00.001
He could go south.

0:53:00.001,0:53:05.182
The gazelle now faces[br]man's most perilous question:

0:53:05.182,0:53:06.933
North...

0:53:06.933,0:53:10.395
Or south?

0:53:10.395,0:53:17.652
Way down under.

0:53:17.652,0:53:21.281
Tune in next week.

0:53:21.281,0:53:24.242
Baby,

0:53:24.242,0:53:27.871
do you think it's possible[br]that anyone else in the world

0:53:27.871,0:53:31.833
is doing this very same thing[br]at this very same moment?

0:53:31.833,0:53:34.127
I hope so.

0:53:34.127,0:53:42.177
Otherwise, what the hell[br]are we tryin' to save?

0:53:42.177,0:53:45.889
Don't wanna close my eyes

0:53:45.889,0:53:48.475
I don't wanna fall asleep

0:53:48.475,0:53:50.685
'Cause I'd miss you, baby

0:53:50.685,0:53:58.086
And I don't wanna miss a thing

0:53:58.086,0:54:03.073
Hey.

0:54:03.073,0:54:04.824
What are you doing here?

0:54:04.824,0:54:13.917
I was just passin' by on the, uh...[br]I came...

0:54:13.917,0:54:15.835
Who's he?

0:54:15.835,0:54:18.505
That man's a salesman.

0:54:18.505,0:54:24.001
Would you go inside?

0:54:24.001,0:54:28.181
Thank you.

0:54:28.181,0:54:32.727
He got big.

0:54:32.727,0:54:35.814
You can't come around like this.

0:54:35.814,0:54:38.108
The court says you can't.

0:54:38.108,0:54:39.442
It confuses him.

0:54:39.442,0:54:42.279
No, I know. I just...

0:54:42.279,0:54:44.531
I wanted to say

0:54:44.531,0:54:46.992
that I'm sorry

0:54:46.992,0:54:50.829
about everything.

0:54:50.829,0:54:55.792
I got somethin' comin' up.[br]It's somethin' kinda big.

0:54:55.792,0:54:58.211
You just might be proud of me.

0:54:58.211,0:55:01.089
Would you do somethin' for me?[br]Would you just give him this?

0:55:01.089,0:55:13.101
You don't have to... You don't[br]have to tell him who it's from. Just...

0:55:13.101,0:55:15.729
Everybody talkin' about[br]what it is, what it ain't

0:55:15.729,0:55:17.939
Kiss on the devil[br]and you piss off a saint

0:55:17.939,0:55:20.608
But it can't be love[br]if you don't have to crawl

0:55:20.608,0:55:25.739
You say you only love him[br]but you got to have it all

0:55:25.739,0:55:28.074
Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand?

0:55:28.074,0:55:29.743
We gotta put these girls[br]through college.

0:55:29.743,0:55:32.078
I love this astronaut stuff.

0:55:32.078,0:55:33.083
Good work, if you can get it.

0:55:33.083,0:55:36.583
Yeah, I'm just in town[br]doin' a little astronaut training.

0:55:36.583,0:55:39.336
Ooh! Astronauta.

0:55:39.336,0:55:41.921
Ah, si. I'm a mission specialist.

0:55:41.921,0:55:44.549
Yes, and what's that mean?

0:55:44.549,0:55:47.886
I don't know.

0:55:47.886,0:55:51.556
Hey! Who the hell[br]do you think you guys are?

0:55:51.556,0:55:52.932
You're hoggin' all the action.

0:55:52.932,0:55:56.269
Hey, pinhead.[br]Why don't you go find your own party?

0:55:56.269,0:55:57.771
Why don't you spread the wealth, pal?

0:55:57.771,0:55:59.522
Here. Why don't[br]you go buy yourself a neck?

0:55:59.522,0:56:05.987
Hey, Mr. Clean!

0:56:05.987,0:56:07.947
Call NASA! They'll confirm it![br]We're astronauts!

0:56:07.947,0:56:09.157
Get over there. Yeah, yeah.

0:56:09.157,0:56:11.368
- Yeah, we're astronauts![br]- Yeah, we're all astronauts.

0:56:11.368,0:56:14.496
You are so messing[br]with national security right now, man.

0:56:14.496,0:56:16.998
You are fired tomorrow morning.[br]I'm telling ya.

0:56:16.998,0:56:19.125
I'll get the C.I.A. and the F.B.I.

0:56:19.125,0:56:21.044
You'll be workin' security at Toys 'R' Us.

0:56:21.044,0:56:23.129
- Oh, oh, baby, no, no. No, no![br]- Bye-bye, little astronaut.

0:56:23.129,0:56:24.631
Oh, don't leave, baby. No, no, no.

0:56:24.631,0:56:31.304
See, I'm goin' into space,[br]and I'm not comin' back.

0:56:31.304,0:56:33.223
It's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour!

0:56:33.223,0:56:35.266
Give me a projected impact.

0:56:35.266,0:56:36.081
East Asia, 11 minutes.

0:56:36.081,0:57:33.741
- We're gonna have to warn...[br]- Warn who? The entire South Pacific?

0:57:33.741,0:57:37.954
So the whole world knows.

0:57:37.954,0:57:41.374
Tell me you've never let[br]anybody down before.

0:57:41.374,0:57:44.419
I never quit yet. How's that?

0:57:44.419,0:57:47.839
I guess that'll have to do.

0:57:47.839,0:57:50.341
You know somethin'?

0:57:50.341,0:57:53.011
I still remember the first,[br]middle and last name

0:57:53.011,0:57:55.388
of every guy that qualified[br]for the astronaut program

0:57:55.388,0:57:58.016
first year I was here. Thanks.

0:57:58.016,0:58:00.894
I went into the engineering program.

0:58:00.894,0:58:02.562
Kinda had to.

0:58:02.562,0:58:04.647
But boy, I wanted to go up there.

0:58:04.647,0:58:09.944
I wanted to be one of those guys[br]with a mission patch on my arm.

0:58:09.944,0:58:17.076
I tell you, I'd be on that shuttle[br]with you, Harry, if I could.

0:58:17.076,0:58:21.915
You don't want to be up[br]in that shuttle any more than I do.

0:58:21.915,0:58:23.875
Good luck in Florida tomorrow.

0:58:23.875,0:58:25.071
The death of 50,000 people

0:58:25.071,0:58:28.087
in Shanghai yesterday has rattled...

0:58:28.087,0:58:29.422
A French satellite has tracked

0:58:29.422,0:58:31.382
an object in space...

0:58:31.382,0:58:32.592
Sources are estimating

0:58:32.592,0:58:34.177
that the tidal wave was five...

0:58:34.177,0:58:36.054
This is CNN, live in Florida.

0:58:36.054,0:58:39.682
We have just learned that NASA[br]is on a full-scale military alert.

0:58:39.682,0:58:42.031
They're calling this a global killer.

0:58:42.031,0:58:43.394
The government has been

0:58:43.394,0:58:44.479
very tight-lipped throughout this...

0:58:44.479,0:58:45.647
The Pentagon is getting involved

0:58:45.647,0:58:47.482
at this point with some kind of a project

0:58:47.482,0:58:50.443
involving NASA[br]and perhaps a shuttle mission...

0:58:50.443,0:58:52.082
Senior Pentagon officials[br]refused comment,

0:58:52.082,0:58:54.197
adding fuel to the speculation

0:58:54.197,0:58:57.283
that there could be[br]a very serious problem.

0:58:57.283,0:58:59.118
We have a special team of astronauts

0:58:59.118,0:59:01.162
that arrived in Florida this evening.

0:59:01.162,0:59:03.498
NASA's in emergency[br]launch preparation

0:59:03.498,0:59:05.625
in cooperation with Russian, Japanese

0:59:05.625,0:59:06.793
and French space agencies

0:59:06.793,0:59:18.471
on the most massive joint[br]space venture in history.

0:59:18.471,0:59:29.019
Gracie?

0:59:29.019,0:59:32.026
Got your note.

0:59:32.026,0:59:33.152
What're you doin' out here, honey?

0:59:33.152,0:59:36.406
Um, just thinkin'.

0:59:36.406,0:59:39.576
- Yeah.[br]- I, um, want to apologize to you for...

0:59:39.576,0:59:42.829
Oh, no, Grace, stop.[br]You don't have to apologize at all.

0:59:42.829,0:59:46.124
I... I...

0:59:46.124,0:59:48.626
I shouldn't have dragged you[br]around on all those oil rigs.

0:59:48.626,0:59:51.462
I just...

0:59:51.462,0:59:53.715
I don't think that I did[br]the right thing with you.

0:59:53.715,0:59:57.552
You're wrong. I love my life.

0:59:57.552,0:59:59.887
I love everything about my life.

0:59:59.887,1:00:05.031
And I don't blame you[br]for my mother leaving.

1:00:05.031,1:00:08.073
She left us both.

1:00:08.073,1:00:10.069
And I love you.

1:00:10.069,1:00:14.944
And don't talk[br]like you're not comin' back.

1:00:14.944,1:00:18.531
Promise me that you'll come back.

1:00:18.531,1:00:20.033
Okay.

1:00:20.033,1:00:23.244
Say, "I promise. "

1:00:23.244,1:00:28.958
I promise, Grace.

1:00:28.958,1:00:35.506
It's gonna be all right, Grace.

1:00:35.506,1:00:38.009
If it's not too much trouble,

1:00:38.009,1:00:40.047
can you please[br]bring my fiancée home with you?

1:00:40.047,1:00:52.774
Oh, Jesus.

1:00:52.774,1:00:55.652
The president will be addressing[br]the nation and all of you personally

1:00:55.652,1:01:24.555
within the hour.

1:01:24.555,1:01:33.106
Astronauts.

1:01:33.106,1:01:41.028
I'll see you in a couple days, honey.

1:01:41.028,1:01:44.992
All my bags are packed

1:01:44.992,1:01:48.121
I'm ready to go

1:01:48.121,1:01:52.075
I'm standin' here outside your door

1:01:52.075,1:01:55.067
I hate to wake you up

1:01:55.067,1:01:58.172
To say good-bye

1:01:58.172,1:02:02.593
So kiss me and smile for me

1:02:02.593,1:02:05.722
Let me know you'll wait for me

1:02:05.722,1:02:11.561
Hold me like you'll never let me go

1:02:11.561,1:02:13.563
'Cause I'm leavin'

1:02:13.563,1:02:16.107
On a jet plane

1:02:16.107,1:02:19.068
Don't know when I'll be back again

1:02:19.068,1:02:23.406
Leavin' on a jet plane

1:02:23.406,1:02:26.784
I don't know when I'll be back again

1:02:26.784,1:02:30.663
Leavin' on a jet plane

1:02:30.663,1:02:34.000
I don't know when I'll be back again

1:02:34.000,1:02:35.293
Leavin' on a jet plane[br]Don't know when I'll be back again

1:02:35.293,1:02:40.047
So, Truman, this is who you found[br]to save the planet.

1:02:40.047,1:02:41.841
- Frost, you good to go?[br]- Mm-hmm. One... One sec.

1:02:41.841,1:02:42.967
Leavin' on a jet plane

1:02:42.967,1:02:44.969
That boy don't take anything seriously.

1:02:44.969,1:02:50.349
Yeah. Reminds me of a guy[br]I used to know.

1:02:50.349,1:02:52.031
Leavin' on a jet plane

1:02:52.031,1:02:53.853
I don't know when I'll be back again

1:02:53.853,1:02:55.313
I'm marrying you.

1:02:55.313,1:02:56.397
Bet your ass you are.

1:02:56.397,1:02:59.567
Leavin' on a jet plane

1:02:59.567,1:03:17.071
I don't know when I'll be back again

1:03:17.071,1:03:20.421
I address you tonight,

1:03:20.421,1:03:24.759
not as the President[br]of the United States,

1:03:24.759,1:03:27.595
not as the leader of a country,

1:03:27.595,1:03:32.892
but as a citizen of humanity.

1:03:32.892,1:03:38.064
WE are faced[br]with the very gravest of challenges.

1:03:38.064,1:03:44.007
The Bible calls this day[br]Armageddon, the end of all things.

1:03:44.007,1:03:48.241
And yet, for the first time,

1:03:48.241,1:03:50.076
in the history of the planet,

1:03:50.076,1:03:53.246
a species has the technology

1:03:53.246,1:03:56.999
to prevent its own extinction.

1:03:56.999,1:04:01.128
All of you praying with us need to know

1:04:01.128,1:04:05.508
that everything that can be done[br]to prevent this disaster

1:04:05.508,1:04:10.346
is being called into service.

1:04:10.346,1:04:14.934
The human thirst for excellence,

1:04:14.934,1:04:17.603
knowledge,

1:04:17.603,1:04:21.941
every step up the ladder of science,

1:04:21.941,1:04:26.195
every adventurous reach into space,

1:04:26.195,1:04:30.283
all of our combined[br]modern technologies and imaginations,

1:04:30.283,1:04:34.287
even the wars that we've fought,[br]have provided us the tools...

1:04:34.287,1:04:37.874
to wage this terrible battle.

1:04:37.874,1:04:40.835
Through all the chaos[br]that is our history,

1:04:40.835,1:04:43.796
through all of the wrongs[br]and the discord,

1:04:43.796,1:04:45.084
through all of the pain and suffering,

1:04:45.084,1:04:47.967
through all of our times,

1:04:47.967,1:04:50.303
there is one thing[br]that has nourished our souls...

1:04:50.303,1:04:52.972
Mom, that salesman's on TV.

1:04:52.972,1:04:56.183
...and elevated our species[br]above its origins,

1:04:56.183,1:04:58.811
and that is our courage.

1:04:58.811,1:05:01.981
Dreams of an entire planet[br]are focused tonight

1:05:01.981,1:05:05.443
on those 14 brave souls

1:05:05.443,1:05:07.778
traveling into the heavens.

1:05:07.778,1:05:09.989
That man's not a salesman.

1:05:09.989,1:05:11.324
That's your daddy.

1:05:11.324,1:05:12.491
And may we all,

1:05:12.491,1:05:17.038
citizens the world over,[br]see these events through.

1:05:17.038,1:05:27.882
Godspeed and good luck to you.

1:05:27.882,1:05:35.064
Freedom crew. Independence crew.

1:05:35.064,1:05:37.016
How ya feelin'?

1:05:37.016,1:05:40.603
Uh, good, you know.[br]I mean, considering I've never been

1:05:40.603,1:05:43.522
this scared in my entire life.[br]I... You know...

1:05:43.522,1:05:47.276
Listen. Once you get up there,[br]you're gonna be on your own.

1:05:47.276,1:05:48.903
If anything should happen,[br]I just wanted to...

1:05:48.903,1:05:56.661
I know, Harry.[br]I'll, uh, try not to disappoint you.

1:05:56.661,1:06:03.668
Take care of yourself, kid.

1:06:03.668,1:06:06.128
Freedom's on the bridge.

1:06:06.128,1:06:11.175
Attention in the firing room.[br]Oxidizer loading is complete.

1:06:11.175,1:06:12.718
Independence on the bridge.

1:06:12.718,1:06:14.595
Attention all personnel.

1:06:14.595,1:06:26.524
We are T minus two hours[br]to the program goal.

1:06:26.524,1:06:28.609
- Hey, Harry.[br]- Yeah, Rock?

1:06:28.609,1:06:31.988
You know, we're sittin' on four million[br]pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon

1:06:31.988,1:06:35.074
and a thing that has[br]270,000 moving parts

1:06:35.074,1:06:37.785
built by the lowest bidder.

1:06:37.785,1:06:40.371
Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

1:06:40.371,1:06:43.958
Yeah.

1:06:43.958,1:06:46.419
- How ya doin', Oscar?[br]- Great.

1:06:46.419,1:06:49.005
I got that excited, scared feelin',

1:06:49.005,1:06:52.299
like 98 percent excited,[br]2 percent scared.

1:06:52.299,1:06:54.093
Maybe more. It could be 2...

1:06:54.093,1:06:56.137
It could be 98 percent scared,[br]2 percent excited.

1:06:56.137,1:06:59.089
But that's what makes it so intense,[br]is it's so confused.

1:06:59.089,1:07:01.934
I can't really figure it out.

1:07:01.934,1:07:04.603
Will you make mine really tight,[br]'cause I don't want to fall out?

1:07:04.603,1:07:10.776
I mean, almost to the point[br]of cutting off circulation.

1:07:10.776,1:07:13.195
It must be a comfort to know[br]that if the space program goes under,

1:07:13.195,1:07:15.489
you can always get a job[br]at Helga's House of Pain, huh?

1:07:15.489,1:07:18.117
All right. Flight directors[br]on with the go/no-go for launch.

1:07:18.117,1:07:19.041
- Retro.[br]- Go flight.

1:07:19.041,1:07:20.786
- Booster.[br]- Go flight.

1:07:20.786,1:07:21.829
- Ecos.[br]- Go flight.

1:07:21.829,1:07:23.289
- Trajectory.[br]- Go flight.

1:07:23.289,1:07:24.707
- FIDO.[br]- Go flight.

1:07:24.707,1:07:25.875
- EVA.[br]- Go flight.

1:07:25.875,1:07:27.046
- CAPCOM Freedom.[br]- Go flight.

1:07:27.046,1:07:29.879
- CAPCOM Independence.[br]- Go flight.

1:07:29.879,1:07:33.009
All right, ladies and gentlemen,[br]it's pucker time.

1:07:33.009,1:07:35.634
Independence and Freedom,[br]this is Kennedy firing room.

1:07:35.634,1:07:37.386
We're T minus one minute.

1:07:37.386,1:07:41.265
All crew members,[br]close and lock your visors.

1:07:41.265,1:07:45.186
Independence, this is launch control.[br]Be advised, we're in a smooth count.

1:07:45.186,1:07:48.481
T minus 31.[br]You're go for auto-sequence start.

1:07:48.481,1:07:51.015
P.L.T.s, perform your A.P.U. pre-start.

1:07:51.015,1:07:55.321
Okay, gentlemen,[br]you're our warriors up there.

1:07:55.321,1:07:56.572
God be with you.

1:07:56.572,1:08:00.826
You're already heroes.[br]Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

1:08:00.826,1:08:05.831
We're T minus 20 seconds.

1:08:05.831,1:08:10.461
Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven.

1:08:10.461,1:08:17.343
Four. Three. Two. One.

1:08:17.343,1:08:18.427
We have main engine start.

1:08:18.427,1:08:22.014
- We have booster ignition.[br]- We're going.

1:08:22.014,1:08:33.275
And liftoff.

1:08:33.275,1:08:36.612
Freedom, this is flight deck.

1:08:36.612,1:08:51.544
Roger, Freedom. You're looking good.

1:08:51.544,1:08:53.754
We have go for Independence.

1:08:53.754,1:08:56.632
Three. Two. One.

1:08:56.632,1:08:59.927
Independence,[br]we have booster ignition.

1:08:59.927,1:09:01.345
We have liftoff.

1:09:01.345,1:09:25.077
We are cooking, Houston.

1:09:25.077,1:09:30.916
Houston, the tower is clear.[br]They're all yours.

1:09:30.916,1:09:32.585
Heads up, everybody. They're ours now.

1:09:32.585,1:09:33.919
All engines are go.

1:09:33.919,1:09:43.137
Keep a sharp eye out on both of 'em.

1:09:43.137,1:09:55.733
Start roll maneuver.

1:09:55.733,1:09:57.151
Two good roll programs.

1:09:57.151,1:09:59.028
- One down.[br]- Independence, we have max cue.

1:09:59.028,1:10:03.115
Roger, Control. We are a max cue.

1:10:03.115,1:10:09.705
S.R.B. sep...

1:10:09.705,1:10:11.582
We are single-engine, press, demi-go.

1:10:11.582,1:10:13.292
Copy, press, demi-go.

1:10:13.292,1:10:21.055
Houston, this is a kick-ass ride!

1:10:21.055,1:10:34.271
Freedom, this is Houston.[br]Main engine cut out on schedule. Out.

1:10:34.271,1:10:40.611
Freedom, stats are good.

1:10:40.611,1:10:42.988
Independence,[br]telemetry is up and running.

1:10:42.988,1:10:44.198
Oh, my God.

1:10:44.198,1:10:48.016
This is space! Course, we're just[br]in the beginning part of space.

1:10:48.016,1:10:50.663
We... We haven't gotten[br]to outer space yet.

1:10:50.663,1:10:52.957
Roger, Houston. We have a visual[br]on the Russian space station.

1:10:52.957,1:10:56.627
Initiating retro burn.

1:10:56.627,1:10:58.671
Gentlemen, remember[br]the Russian space station

1:10:58.671,1:11:00.381
has been up there for 11 years.

1:11:00.381,1:11:02.341
Most of us don't have cars that old.

1:11:02.341,1:11:03.384
Now, the cosmonaut on board

1:11:03.384,1:11:09.431
has been on that tin can[br]for 18 months, alone.

1:11:09.431,1:11:12.059
So don't be surprised if he's a little... off.

1:11:12.059,1:11:13.435
Independence, we're gonna put you...

1:11:13.435,1:11:17.273
All right, crew.[br]Let's exit these flight suits.

1:11:17.273,1:11:19.024
Hello.

1:11:19.024,1:11:24.029
This is Russian space station.[br]Can you hear me?

1:11:24.029,1:11:26.031
We copy, Russian space station.[br]This is Houston.

1:11:26.031,1:11:29.827
I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time.

1:11:29.827,1:11:33.122
- Stand by.[br]- Okay. I'm not going anywhere.

1:11:33.122,1:11:43.382
We have a go.[br]Initiate gravitational spin.

1:11:43.382,1:11:47.845
You are maxed at 40-percent spin.

1:11:47.845,1:11:50.723
Okay, Houston.

1:11:50.723,1:11:55.602
I can feel I'm having gravity.

1:11:55.602,1:11:58.397
All right, gentlemen.[br]We're gonna dock in a minute.

1:11:58.397,1:11:59.565
Now, the Russian space station

1:11:59.565,1:12:01.025
- has fired her rockets...[br]- Whee!

1:12:01.025,1:12:03.193
...to simulate gravity[br]and let us work faster.

1:12:03.193,1:12:05.237
It's gonna make you queasy,[br]so prepare yourself.

1:12:05.237,1:12:12.703
Well, it's about time.[br]I haven't thrown up in about an hour.

1:12:12.703,1:12:16.123
Initiating first phase[br]of docking procedure.

1:12:16.123,1:12:24.506
- Switching to manual.[br]- Manual override.

1:12:24.506,1:12:28.427
One foot per second. Let's take this[br]slow and do it right, folks.

1:12:28.427,1:12:32.598
Twenty feet.

1:12:32.598,1:12:33.849
Ten feet.

1:12:33.849,1:12:37.019
Looking good on radar.

1:12:37.019,1:12:42.274
Five feet.

1:12:42.274,1:12:46.737
Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.

1:12:46.737,1:12:50.024
Freedom, telemetry is looking good.

1:12:50.024,1:12:52.076
We have soft dock.

1:12:52.076,1:12:58.832
Fuel teams, prepare to unload.

1:12:58.832,1:13:00.626
All right, gentlemen, watch your heads.

1:13:00.626,1:13:06.006
Let's go, Independence.

1:13:06.006,1:13:17.643
Colonel.

1:13:17.643,1:13:21.313
Where is he? Anybody home?

1:13:21.313,1:13:25.692
Welcome, everybody!

1:13:25.692,1:13:27.736
I am not gas station.

1:13:27.736,1:13:31.323
This is sophisticated laboratory.[br]I'm in charge.

1:13:31.323,1:13:33.826
So do not be touching anything.

1:13:33.826,1:13:36.829
- I need one... I need you.[br]- Go with him.

1:13:36.829,1:13:39.054
I need you. Hurry up. Hurry up.[br]Come on. Come on.

1:13:39.054,1:13:42.751
It's very important[br]you watch the fuel gauge, okay?

1:13:42.751,1:13:44.294
Put on cold suit.

1:13:44.294,1:13:45.879
- Countdown clock will hold at...[br]- Copy that, Houston.

1:13:45.879,1:13:47.214
Prepping for fuel transfer.

1:13:47.214,1:13:49.925
Countdown clock will hold[br]at T minus 20 minutes and...

1:13:49.925,1:13:52.001
Fuel pod is down there.

1:13:52.001,1:14:04.069
It's down here, huh? Great.

1:14:04.069,1:14:09.695
Okay, let's connect these fuel lines.

1:14:09.695,1:14:12.781
Freedom on the left,[br]Independence on the right.

1:14:12.781,1:14:16.493
All right. We're goin' left here.

1:14:16.493,1:14:20.038
To the right is fuel gauge.[br]You watch the fuel gauge.

1:14:20.038,1:14:22.458
One fifty, okay. One sixty, okay.

1:14:22.458,1:14:26.712
Two hundred,[br]bad disaster for space station.

1:14:26.712,1:14:32.176
So if you watch 200, you call for Lev,[br]on, and you see here number one. Off.

1:14:32.176,1:14:34.887
You ask for Lev. And you pull[br]this down, all the way down.

1:14:34.887,1:14:36.263
What's Lev?

1:14:36.263,1:14:39.725
I am Lev Andropov,[br]colonel of Russian space agency.

1:14:39.725,1:14:43.052
In Russia I'm a very big man.

1:14:43.052,1:14:44.897
We're ready to transfer.

1:14:44.897,1:14:49.359
I'm coming. No problem.

1:14:49.359,1:14:52.738
You. You. You there!

1:14:52.738,1:15:04.124
- Hard locked.[br]- Ready for transfusion!

1:15:04.124,1:15:09.922
Fuel is pumping.

1:15:09.922,1:15:14.176
Hey, Lev, the, uh...[br]The... The pressure's climbing.

1:15:14.176,1:15:16.595
Still, we're on fuel transference.

1:15:16.595,1:15:19.264
Don't touch my uncle. You know?

1:15:19.264,1:15:22.001
He's a genius of my family.

1:15:22.001,1:15:27.064
Lev! Can anybody hear me?[br]Guys? Hello, guys!

1:15:27.064,1:15:28.607
He used to work for a big bomb factory.

1:15:28.607,1:15:30.609
He used to make the tip of the bomb,

1:15:30.609,1:15:35.322
the thing that finds, uh, New York[br]or Washington, you know?

1:15:35.322,1:15:36.573
Ooh.

1:15:36.573,1:15:38.992
Check your hoses.[br]We got some thermal variation.

1:15:38.992,1:15:43.997
Stamper, let's look at the couplings,[br]back on the shuttle.

1:15:43.997,1:15:52.589
Okay. Shut down. Uh...

1:15:52.589,1:15:55.801
Uh... Guys!

1:15:55.801,1:15:58.971
What's that noise?

1:15:58.971,1:16:04.309
Oh, no! God!

1:16:04.309,1:16:06.311
What is it?

1:16:06.311,1:16:10.315
Leak! Leak!

1:16:10.315,1:16:14.611
Get your men back to the shuttle! Go!

1:16:14.611,1:16:17.656
Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!

1:16:17.656,1:16:20.117
You know, this really smarts!

1:16:20.117,1:16:22.119
Pull lever!

1:16:22.119,1:16:24.246
This is the lever!

1:16:24.246,1:16:26.164
Colonel, we must get him out of there!

1:16:26.164,1:16:31.545
A.J., come on out!

1:16:31.545,1:16:35.841
Hurry! Hurry!

1:16:35.841,1:16:38.427
Emergency break away!

1:16:38.427,1:16:43.849
We got a fire in the fuel pod!

1:16:43.849,1:16:45.183
- Come on![br]- Come on!

1:16:45.183,1:16:49.896
Get in here! A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod!

1:16:49.896,1:17:03.744
We're losing it!

1:17:03.744,1:17:08.915
Control, this is Independence.[br]I am seeing vibration...

1:17:08.915,1:17:10.000
Malloy, talk to me!

1:17:10.000,1:17:12.044
Not good.[br]We got sparks and fire in the fuel pod.

1:17:12.044,1:17:14.463
Independence, blow those locks[br]and get outta there now!

1:17:14.463,1:17:15.922
Dump the hoses now! We're going!

1:17:15.922,1:17:18.003
What happened?[br]Let me shut off the O2 feed!

1:17:18.003,1:17:20.135
Harry, it's burnin' up!

1:17:20.135,1:17:22.804
Damn! Max, Rock, get in here!

1:17:22.804,1:17:25.015
Get down there[br]and crack these pipes over here!

1:17:25.015,1:17:26.475
Harry, it's burnin' up!

1:17:26.475,1:17:29.394
We're goin' back for the other team!

1:17:29.394,1:17:32.314
Switch on[br]the personnel locators.

1:17:32.314,1:17:34.524
Trackin' A.J. He's climbin'.

1:17:34.524,1:17:36.943
- No![br]- Go! Go!

1:17:36.943,1:17:41.406
It's too late! Get back to the shuttle![br]This thing's gonna blow!

1:17:41.406,1:17:43.241
No!

1:17:43.241,1:17:48.747
Colonel, we gotta move now![br]Come on! Close the hatch!

1:17:48.747,1:17:50.207
Wait a minute! Wait a minute![br]We got a man in there!

1:17:50.207,1:17:56.421
- Open that door, and we'll all die![br]- Fuel leak!

1:17:56.421,1:18:01.093
Evac now! Let's go! Let's go!

1:18:01.093,1:18:05.847
Come on back! No, wait![br]The door is broken!

1:18:05.847,1:18:07.265
No!

1:18:07.265,1:18:08.934
They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod.

1:18:08.934,1:18:09.976
They locked it down.

1:18:09.976,1:18:11.144
Tracking men to the shuttle.

1:18:11.144,1:18:14.069
They've still got[br]two men trapped in there!

1:18:14.069,1:18:18.011
Keep running![br]The shuttle's another 75 feet!

1:18:18.011,1:18:20.278
Where's the rest of the team?

1:18:20.278,1:18:21.446
Where's A.J.?

1:18:21.446,1:18:23.824
- A.J.'s gone![br]- We're not leavin' without A.J.!

1:18:23.824,1:18:27.828
He's gone! It's too late!

1:18:27.828,1:18:30.664
Come on! This way is our only chance!

1:18:30.664,1:18:32.833
So it's minus hundred!

1:18:32.833,1:18:41.842
Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes!

1:18:41.842,1:18:51.435
Get back to the shuttle![br]And lock that door!

1:18:51.435,1:18:53.311
It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry!

1:18:53.311,1:18:56.064
- It's them or all of us![br]- It's on fire.

1:18:56.064,1:19:14.583
- Full thrust.[br]- We're gonna get hit.

1:19:14.583,1:19:19.588
Lev! Lev, the door's gonna blow!

1:19:19.588,1:19:24.718
No!

1:19:24.718,1:19:28.263
We're going! It's gonna blow!

1:19:28.263,1:19:29.723
A.J.'s still in there!

1:19:29.723,1:19:32.309
Blow the locks. No, the bolts!

1:19:32.309,1:19:33.894
We've gotta...

1:19:33.894,1:19:37.939
I think we're almost there!

1:19:37.939,1:19:39.524
Flight, Independence does not have A.J.

1:19:39.524,1:19:40.734
They're gonna close the door[br]without him.

1:19:40.734,1:19:42.319
Tracking.[br]They're 75 feet from the shuttle.

1:19:42.319,1:19:44.029
Just tell 'em to air lock the door and go!

1:19:44.029,1:19:45.447
Dog the hatch now!

1:19:45.447,1:19:52.037
Close it!

1:19:52.037,1:19:55.624
Ho...

1:19:55.624,1:20:02.038
Colonel! That thing's comin' right for...[br]We got to move!

1:20:02.038,1:20:06.718
Hurry up! There's the shuttle door!

1:20:06.718,1:20:14.601
Fire's coming at us! Close the door now!

1:20:14.601,1:20:24.277
Go! Go! Go!

1:20:24.277,1:20:28.532
Freedom, the Independence crew[br]is on board and accounted for.

1:20:28.532,1:20:30.909
We're even heavy one cosmonaut.

1:20:30.909,1:20:33.037
They got 90 percent of their fuel.

1:20:33.037,1:20:35.008
Pretty intense, huh?

1:20:35.008,1:20:44.756
That's why I told you, "Touch nothing. "[br]But you're bunch of cowboys.

1:20:44.756,1:20:47.467
So while the consciousness[br]of the planet is unified,

1:20:47.467,1:20:48.844
focused on the NASA mission

1:20:48.844,1:20:52.514
taking place right now[br]in the vast ocean of space,

1:20:52.514,1:20:54.182
we're now in the final hours[br]of the mission,

1:20:54.182,1:21:06.236
as the Freedom and Independence[br]prepare to slingshot around the moon.

1:21:06.236,1:21:09.364
Morning, guys.[br]It's time to suit up, I guess.

1:21:09.364,1:21:12.075
Uh, we got a big day.

1:21:12.075,1:21:14.077
Eighteen seconds to radio interrupt.

1:21:14.077,1:21:15.787
Booster sequence confirmed.

1:21:15.787,1:21:19.004
This is Houston.[br]Roger that, Freedom. We copy

1:21:19.004,1:21:20.917
Shuttles are ready[br]for the burn around the moon.

1:21:20.917,1:21:24.754
Radio contact terminated. We're out.

1:21:24.754,1:21:34.306
Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes.[br]I'd start praying about right now.

1:21:34.306,1:21:35.974
So this is the part[br]where we're supposed to just

1:21:35.974,1:21:38.476
hold on real tight and, uh,[br]hope we don't die.

1:21:38.476,1:21:40.562
Stand by for lunar roll.

1:21:40.562,1:21:44.649
High inclination. Lunar orbit.

1:21:44.649,1:22:03.043
You boys got those wills[br]filled out correctly?

1:22:03.043,1:22:05.003
All right, men,[br]this is what we trained for.

1:22:05.003,1:22:06.338
Nowjust suck it up!

1:22:06.338,1:22:09.466
On the mark. Five. Four.

1:22:09.466,1:22:22.187
Three. Two. One.

1:22:22.187,1:22:23.073
Is this supposed to be like this?

1:22:23.073,1:22:25.231
Don't worry. This is normal.

1:22:25.231,1:22:27.525
How would you know?

1:22:27.525,1:22:29.444
- Fourteen thousand miles an hour.[br]- Four Gs.

1:22:29.444,1:22:31.529
- Ahh![br]- How long does this last?

1:22:31.529,1:22:35.617
Six Gs.

1:22:35.617,1:22:36.743
Fifteen thousand.

1:22:36.743,1:22:38.828
- Really heavy, man![br]- This isn't normal.

1:22:38.828,1:22:40.205
What do you mean, "this isn't normal"?

1:22:40.205,1:22:41.957
This is way worse!

1:22:41.957,1:22:43.792
Eight Gs. Hang tight!

1:22:43.792,1:22:48.129
We're not gonna make it![br]Oh, we're gonna die!

1:22:48.129,1:22:52.425
Twelve minutes.[br]Flight, we still got nothin' here.

1:22:52.425,1:22:58.765
This is too fast!

1:22:58.765,1:23:13.071
Ten Gs!

1:23:13.071,1:23:26.626
We're maxed at 22,500!

1:23:26.626,1:23:30.588
We have acquisition of signal[br]from Independence and Freedom.

1:23:30.588,1:23:33.055
We're in, guys.[br]All right. Welcome back, team.

1:23:33.055,1:23:45.186
We have visual of the target, Houston.

1:23:45.186,1:23:51.443
You see that?

1:23:51.443,1:23:55.655
Wow.

1:23:55.655,1:23:57.024
Come in, Independence.

1:23:57.024,1:24:02.162
Houston, you gotta see this[br]to believe it.

1:24:02.162,1:24:03.083
Okay, team, let's take 'em in.

1:24:03.083,1:24:05.707
Okay, Quincy, how much tail debris[br]do we have?

1:24:05.707,1:24:07.959
Freedom, turn on FOD radar.

1:24:07.959,1:24:11.671
FOD radar on.

1:24:11.671,1:24:13.965
Everybody, hang on.[br]This could get a little rough.

1:24:13.965,1:24:23.475
Engaging evasive radar.

1:24:23.475,1:24:36.112
Hold on!

1:24:36.112,1:24:39.991
Goddamn! We got debris!

1:24:39.991,1:24:55.715
We're dumping auxiliary boosters.

1:24:55.715,1:25:01.012
- Houston, do you read me?[br]- We got debris!

1:25:01.012,1:25:07.185
We're goin' in! We're comin' in hot!

1:25:07.185,1:25:08.937
Independence, try to maintain[br]your present heading.

1:25:08.937,1:25:10.105
You've got a target L.Z.

1:25:10.105,1:25:12.398
There's too much debris![br]We gotta peel off!

1:25:12.398,1:25:16.986
Negative!

1:25:16.986,1:25:20.782
We're hit!

1:25:20.782,1:25:22.075
Mayday, mayday!

1:25:22.075,1:25:24.035
I've lost main thrusters.[br]Get 'em back up!

1:25:24.035,1:25:26.454
Mayday, Houston, mayday![br]We've lost R.C.S. thrusters!

1:25:26.454,1:25:28.248
Mayday, Freedom, mayday!

1:25:28.248,1:25:30.005
We are out of control![br]We are going down!

1:25:30.005,1:25:46.182
Do you read me?[br]Freedom, we are going down!

1:25:46.182,1:25:57.694
We're gonna hit!

1:25:57.694,1:26:03.095
Everybody, go to your own life support![br]Lock yourself in the cargo bay!

1:26:03.095,1:26:05.041
We are going down!

1:26:05.041,1:26:09.205
Houston! Houston, we are going down![br]We have lost control!

1:26:09.205,1:26:13.126
I can't get it on!

1:26:13.126,1:26:14.711
Good luck, Freedom.

1:26:14.711,1:27:07.018
Oh, my God, this is it.

1:27:07.018,1:27:15.048
Sharp, what the hell is that?[br]Is that the Independence?

1:27:15.048,1:27:17.649
Houston, Independence[br]is a dead stick.

1:27:17.649,1:27:31.663
They're not gonna make it.

1:27:31.663,1:27:46.302
Houston,[br]Independence has gone down.

1:27:46.302,1:27:48.721
When I touch this baby down,[br]full reverse thrust.

1:27:48.721,1:27:52.934
- Fires on your right, Sharp![br]- Reversing the thrusters!

1:27:52.934,1:27:55.853
Hang tight! Hang tight!

1:27:55.853,1:27:59.315
Houston, we overshot our landing field.[br]We overshot our landing field.

1:27:59.315,1:28:21.462
Oh, no!

1:28:21.462,1:28:38.098
God!

1:28:38.098,1:28:42.817
Initiate system light system check.[br]Make sure we can still get off this rock.

1:28:42.817,1:28:45.361
Our electrical system is screwed.[br]I'm going to back-up.

1:28:45.361,1:28:47.238
Fuel seals check. Engine seals check.

1:28:47.238,1:28:53.411
- Oh, God. Oh![br]- Pressure seals check.

1:28:53.411,1:28:54.495
Anyone hurt?

1:28:54.495,1:28:58.458
Where's...

1:28:58.458,1:29:02.211
Where's the other shuttle?[br]What happened to the other shuttle?

1:29:02.211,1:29:04.714
Independence is off the grid.

1:29:04.714,1:29:05.798
"Off the grid"?

1:29:05.798,1:29:09.093
What are you, a freakin' cyborg?[br]What does that mean?

1:29:09.093,1:29:11.804
Hey, you saw it yourself, right?

1:29:11.804,1:29:14.682
They're gone.

1:29:14.682,1:29:18.269
Come in, Freedom. This is[br]CAPCOM Houston. Freedom, come in.

1:29:18.269,1:29:22.315
This is CAPCOM Houston.[br]Come in, Freedom.

1:29:22.315,1:29:23.941
- God![br]- Let's just ask God

1:29:23.941,1:29:27.737
to take care of our friends.

1:29:27.737,1:29:30.099
May they rest in peace.

1:29:30.099,1:29:40.249
Amen.

1:29:40.249,1:29:43.461
We got eight hours.

1:29:43.461,1:29:46.547
Let's get this job done and go home.

1:29:46.547,1:29:47.632
Nothin'.

1:29:47.632,1:29:50.468
Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody.

1:29:50.468,1:29:53.971
This is CAPCOM Houston.

1:29:53.971,1:29:59.727
Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in.[br]This is CAPCOM Houston.

1:29:59.727,1:30:01.896
Maybe you shouldn't be here.

1:30:01.896,1:30:04.315
I don't have anywhere else to go.

1:30:04.315,1:30:08.319
Freedom, come in.[br]This is CAPCOM Houston.

1:30:08.319,1:30:11.114
All right, let's get the tools unpacked[br]and fire up the Armadillo.

1:30:11.114,1:30:13.408
We're not getting a damn thing[br]on the inertial nav system.

1:30:13.408,1:30:15.993
- I know where we are.[br]- Please step away.

1:30:15.993,1:30:17.412
Radio signal's dead.

1:30:17.412,1:30:19.163
I'm flipping the backup generator.

1:30:19.163,1:30:21.749
Radio signal's gonna be cut in half[br]till we get main power back.

1:30:21.749,1:30:27.338
We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9,[br]site 15H-32, give or take a few yards.

1:30:27.338,1:30:31.008
Captain America here[br]blew the landing by 26 miles.

1:30:31.008,1:30:33.344
How the hell do you know that?

1:30:33.344,1:30:35.179
Because I'm a genius.

1:30:35.179,1:30:36.264
The gauges will not read.

1:30:36.264,1:30:38.724
They're all peaked, like we're plugged[br]into some magnetic field.

1:30:38.724,1:30:40.601
Well, who on this spaceship[br]wants to know why?

1:30:40.601,1:30:43.146
- By all means.[br]- The reason we were shooting for grid 8

1:30:43.146,1:30:48.985
is because thermographics indicated[br]that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite.

1:30:48.985,1:30:55.199
Which means that you landed us[br]on a goddamn iron plate.

1:30:55.199,1:30:56.242
All right. Well, you heard the man.

1:30:56.242,1:30:58.244
Let's wheel out the remote satellite link.[br]We need that radio.

1:30:58.244,1:31:02.999
Oh, God, please tell me[br]we still got one of 'em.

1:31:02.999,1:31:49.754
Independence has flat-lined.

1:31:49.754,1:31:54.342
Oscar! Oscar!

1:31:54.342,1:31:59.597
Oh, God!

1:31:59.597,1:32:04.185
Hello! Anyone! Is anyone else alive?

1:32:04.185,1:32:07.098
Somebody, help me!

1:32:07.098,1:32:10.691
A.J.!

1:32:10.691,1:32:12.401
Where are you?

1:32:12.401,1:32:18.324
I'm here.

1:32:18.324,1:32:21.494
Lev, there's no one else.

1:32:21.494,1:32:22.912
There's no one else.

1:32:22.912,1:32:24.497
I know.

1:32:24.497,1:32:26.916
Oh, man.

1:32:26.916,1:32:31.671
Bear, where are you?[br]A.J.? A.J.?

1:32:31.671,1:32:34.924
I'm in the shuttle, man.

1:32:34.924,1:32:36.968
Are you all right?

1:32:36.968,1:32:39.428
I'm so glad to see you, man.

1:32:39.428,1:32:42.807
I never thought I'd be so happy[br]to see your ugly face.

1:32:42.807,1:32:45.226
Houston, do you read? This is Freedom.

1:32:45.226,1:32:46.602
Check your thrusters.

1:32:46.602,1:32:48.396
Houston, do you copy?

1:32:48.396,1:33:00.992
Is everyone good to go?

1:33:00.992,1:33:12.795
Wow.

1:33:12.795,1:33:16.173
Down here! In the valley!

1:33:16.173,1:33:19.026
This place is like[br]Dr. Seuss's worst nightmare.

1:33:19.026,1:33:24.015
Let's get the remote satellite.[br]We'll get better reception up there.

1:33:24.015,1:33:25.683
Bring Max down.

1:33:25.683,1:33:29.145
Watch yourself through here, Max.[br]There're a couple big fissures.

1:33:29.145,1:33:30.479
To the left!

1:33:30.479,1:33:37.695
Bring it to the left!

1:33:37.695,1:33:39.113
Rockhound,[br]you come on down here

1:33:39.113,1:33:44.076
and take some readings[br]down in the flat spot.

1:33:44.076,1:33:48.748
Iron ferrite.

1:33:48.748,1:33:50.333
I have fire.

1:33:50.333,1:33:53.021
Watts, I'm comin' back.[br]Stand by.

1:33:53.021,1:33:55.546
Mostly iron, Rockhound.

1:33:55.546,1:33:57.034
God, I hate knowing everything.

1:33:57.034,1:34:00.134
We couldn't have picked[br]a worse spot to drill.

1:34:00.134,1:34:04.305
Well, I can pretty much guarantee[br]it's not gonna be thicker than 50 feet.

1:34:04.305,1:34:09.477
- How do you figure that?[br]- 'Cause if it is, we're screwed.

1:34:09.477,1:34:12.229
- Max, you good?[br]- Yeah. Just makin' hole.

1:34:12.229,1:34:13.689
Turn it around.

1:34:13.689,1:34:18.235
Friggin' outer space.

1:34:18.235,1:34:26.661
It's good.

1:34:26.661,1:34:30.373
All right. We're in. Another light.[br]We're cuttin' through pretty good.

1:34:30.373,1:34:33.793
There's some stuff in here[br]I ain't never seen.

1:34:33.793,1:34:37.463
All right, let's punch it down!

1:34:37.463,1:34:40.257
- Hey, Harry, did you see that?[br]- Yeah, Max, I see it. I see it. What is it?

1:34:40.257,1:34:41.592
We lost the bite in the bit.

1:34:41.592,1:34:43.928
All right. Back it off. Back it off.

1:34:43.928,1:34:45.388
Goddamn it!

1:34:45.388,1:34:47.064
Sounds like we twisted a shank.[br]Back it out of there, Max.

1:34:47.064,1:34:54.063
Good. Good. Hold 'er there.

1:34:54.063,1:34:57.358
Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.

1:34:57.358,1:34:59.061
We've all seen[br]broken drill heads before.

1:34:59.061,1:35:01.445
Not after ten feet.

1:35:01.445,1:35:04.281
- I never seen one.[br]- Well, now you've seen one.

1:35:04.281,1:35:09.286
- What do you want?[br]- Unpack the Judge.

1:35:09.286,1:35:11.789
Bear, Lev.

1:35:11.789,1:35:15.501
We're only[br]three astronauts left now.

1:35:15.501,1:35:17.294
We're not astronauts.[br]We're oil drillers.

1:35:17.294,1:35:19.038
We're not even supposed to be here.

1:35:19.038,1:35:22.007
What? You're not astronaut?

1:35:22.007,1:35:24.885
- I'm getting us outta here. Get in.[br]- Why?

1:35:24.885,1:35:27.346
Just get in the Armadillo. I have an idea.

1:35:27.346,1:35:29.515
Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?

1:35:29.515,1:35:33.853
Houston, do you copy?[br]Freedom shuttle has...

1:35:33.853,1:35:36.605
We're gettin'[br]some scattered video feeds here.

1:35:36.605,1:35:38.816
Houston, this is Freedom.[br]Do you copy?

1:35:38.816,1:35:41.485
- Thank God we have you, Freedom.[br]- Freedom, this is Houston. Go ahead.

1:35:41.485,1:35:44.071
- Don't lose 'em, Malloy.[br]- Sharp, I'm getting something.

1:35:44.071,1:35:45.156
Houston, this is Freedom.

1:35:45.156,1:35:47.032
- We have landed safely.[br]- Where are they?

1:35:47.032,1:35:49.827
We are at site coordinates[br]approximately 15H-32...

1:35:49.827,1:35:51.662
Okay, I want to know everything[br]we can about that location.

1:35:51.662,1:35:52.913
- Got it.[br]- Get it before we lose 'em.

1:35:52.913,1:35:55.166
We're also having electric[br]and antenna difficulties.

1:35:55.166,1:35:56.005
Walter, get Mechanical on that.

1:35:56.005,1:35:58.544
But we have commenced drilling.

1:35:58.544,1:36:00.546
Stevens, we're losin' him.[br]Bring it up on four. On four.

1:36:00.546,1:36:04.216
- Come on.[br]- Shuttle flight capability not yet known.

1:36:04.216,1:36:05.301
- Bump the signal.[br]- Bumping.

1:36:05.301,1:36:06.677
Houston. Houston.

1:36:06.677,1:36:11.766
We lost 'em. Get 'em back.[br]Gruber, we need that hookup.

1:36:11.766,1:36:22.193
Show you how we do things[br]where I come from.

1:36:22.193,1:36:33.329
Hold on!

1:36:33.329,1:36:35.372
Seat it.

1:36:35.372,1:36:39.543
All right, get ready. Max, thread it.

1:36:39.543,1:36:42.755
Guys, the clock is tickin'.[br]Let's go, go, go, go, go!

1:36:42.755,1:36:44.924
All right! Good! Crank it loose!

1:36:44.924,1:36:48.093
Keep it at 25.[br]Let's kick a little asteroid butt!

1:36:48.093,1:36:51.722
All right, Chick. Give me more torque[br]on the turbine, huh?

1:36:51.722,1:36:53.224
Max, I need some more power[br]down here!

1:36:53.224,1:36:54.642
- All right, boss.[br]- Throw it in fourth,

1:36:54.642,1:36:55.893
then drop the hammer.

1:36:55.893,1:36:57.561
Let's drill through this turd.

1:36:57.561,1:37:00.064
Come on, boys.[br]We gotta hop. We're fallin' behind.

1:37:00.064,1:37:08.028
Dig, dig, dig. Chew this iron bitch up.

1:37:08.028,1:37:10.074
- Chick, the tranny's stuck.[br]- Harry!

1:37:10.074,1:37:12.076
What is it?

1:37:12.076,1:37:13.016
Chick, come on! Help!

1:37:13.016,1:37:14.912
- Release the clutch![br]- Pull it up!

1:37:14.912,1:37:18.457
Okay. Well, this thing's not movin'.

1:37:18.457,1:37:28.384
No, no, no! Shut it down! Shut it...

1:37:28.384,1:37:30.427
This is not workin' out, Harry.

1:37:30.427,1:37:35.808
- Oh, are you all right?[br]- Oh, blew the tranny. Blew the tranny.

1:37:35.808,1:37:38.686
Come on, God.

1:37:38.686,1:37:42.481
Just a little help. That's all I'm askin'.

1:37:42.481,1:37:48.529
I think we're close enough.[br]He might've heard ya.

1:37:48.529,1:37:50.948
Here's the bad news.[br]Before the asteroid passed the moon,

1:37:50.948,1:37:54.285
her rotation was stable[br]at 32 degrees on an x axis.

1:37:54.285,1:37:58.539
But now look at this.[br]The lunar gravity's put her in a spin.

1:37:58.539,1:38:02.084
She's tumbling on all three axes.[br]This wasn't expected, sir.

1:38:02.084,1:38:04.753
- What does this do for communications?[br]- Not good.

1:38:04.753,1:38:07.506
We'll have definite contact with[br]the shuttle for only seven more minutes.

1:38:07.506,1:38:10.384
- After that it's radio darkness.[br]- For how long?

1:38:10.384,1:38:14.597
And after seven minutes,[br]we may never hear from them again.

1:38:14.597,1:38:16.181
But we're trying to bounce a signal

1:38:16.181,1:38:18.726
off a Russian military satellite,[br]reestablish contact that way.

1:38:18.726,1:38:20.644
If we lose the shuttle com,

1:38:20.644,1:38:23.272
when do we lose the ability[br]to remote detonate that nuke?

1:38:23.272,1:38:25.774
The weapon remote receives a signal[br]from a Milstar satellite.

1:38:25.774,1:38:27.086
Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter.

1:38:27.086,1:38:29.862
If we've got the shuttle[br]for seven minutes,

1:38:29.862,1:38:32.281
we can remote detonate[br]for an additional five.

1:38:32.281,1:38:34.491
What he's trying to say, General,[br]is that, uh, in 12 minutes' time,

1:38:34.491,1:38:38.203
you may lose the ability[br]to detonate the nuke... permanently.

1:38:38.203,1:38:41.665
I've got to inform the president.

1:38:41.665,1:38:44.335
Just want to make sure you know[br]we're stuck on an asteroid.

1:38:44.335,1:38:46.337
- Do you know what you're doing now?[br]- No, no.

1:38:46.337,1:38:49.715
You know what? I have no idea[br]what I'm doing. I have no idea.

1:38:49.715,1:38:52.092
This button,[br]I don't know what that does, okay?

1:38:52.092,1:38:54.072
All I know is[br]that we just crashed back there,

1:38:54.072,1:38:57.681
I lost two of my friends,[br]we're 25 miles from Harry's shuttle.

1:38:57.681,1:39:00.184
We don't know if he's alive.[br]We don't know if he can fly.

1:39:00.184,1:39:01.977
All I know is,[br]there's a beep on this thing

1:39:01.977,1:39:11.862
and I'm trying to get us there.

1:39:11.862,1:39:14.099
Let's get it unpacked.

1:39:14.099,1:39:16.033
What's up?

1:39:16.033,1:39:18.827
We're drilling through some[br]kind of metal I've never seen before.

1:39:18.827,1:39:21.872
It's fried two of our drill bits,[br]and now we blew our first transmission.

1:39:21.872,1:39:22.957
So how deep are we?

1:39:22.957,1:39:24.075
We could use your help[br]with the transmission, Colonel.

1:39:24.075,1:39:27.711
I have an assessment report due now.[br]We're supposed to be at 200 feet.

1:39:27.711,1:39:30.547
- So how deep are we?[br]- Not as deep as we'll be

1:39:30.547,1:39:32.132
when you quit askin' me[br]these questions

1:39:32.132,1:39:33.801
and help us load this transmission on.

1:39:33.801,1:39:35.135
What is our current depth?

1:39:35.135,1:39:37.012
Our current depth[br]is not important, Colonel.

1:39:37.012,1:39:40.014
I'll decide what's important.[br]We've got 800 feet to drill.

1:39:40.014,1:39:44.853
You've had two and a half hours.[br]Where are we?

1:39:44.853,1:39:47.064
We're at 57 feet.

1:39:47.064,1:39:48.148
Now, if you're not too busy,

1:39:48.148,1:39:50.526
maybe you can give us a hand[br]with this transmission.

1:39:50.526,1:39:53.195
Colonel Sharp!

1:39:53.195,1:39:55.099
Get this strapped up. I'll be right back.[br]Colonel Sharp!

1:39:55.099,1:39:59.284
All right. I'm coming through.[br]We have contact. Over.

1:39:59.284,1:40:02.621
That's as clear as it's gonna get.

1:40:02.621,1:40:04.915
Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?

1:40:04.915,1:40:07.584
Working at a remote satellite link[br]at this moment.

1:40:07.584,1:40:08.919
- Transmission change.[br]- Colonel!

1:40:08.919,1:40:11.672
Twenty minutes.[br]Puts drilling final at ten hours.

1:40:11.672,1:40:15.259
Please advise. That's four hours[br]past the zero barrier. Please advise.

1:40:15.259,1:40:18.262
What the hell is this? "Zero depth"?

1:40:18.262,1:40:21.098
And where'd this come from?[br]Who are you talkin' to? Is that Truman?

1:40:21.098,1:40:22.599
Lemme have that phone.[br]Gimme the phone.

1:40:22.599,1:40:25.644
Truman! Look, this is what happens[br]when you drill.

1:40:25.644,1:40:29.982
We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force[br]Personnel Only" drill time card.

1:40:29.982,1:40:32.192
- Who wrote this thing, by the way?[br]- We're losing coms again.

1:40:32.192,1:40:34.486
Look. Is he getting this?[br]Does he hear me or...

1:40:34.486,1:40:35.904
- What's wrong with this?[br]- The com's down.

1:40:35.904,1:40:36.947
What do you mean, "the com's down"?

1:40:36.947,1:40:38.365
What do I mean?[br]I mean we've lost

1:40:38.365,1:40:39.992
- communication to mission control.[br]- Fine.

1:40:39.992,1:40:42.036
Let's go back to the cargo bay[br]and get the transmission...

1:40:42.036,1:40:45.456
Harry, guess what. You had your shot.[br]You didn't do it. You understand me?

1:40:45.456,1:40:50.044
- You can't...[br]- Why don't you stay here...

1:40:50.044,1:40:53.797
Write a report, why don't ya?[br]That'll be...

1:40:53.797,1:40:56.005
My men and I will go[br]and get this hole dug!

1:40:56.005,1:41:02.431
You and your men are the biggest[br]mistake in the history of NASA.

1:41:02.431,1:41:07.978
- We've lost communication.[br]- Oh, God.

1:41:07.978,1:41:13.233
- We're not lookin' too good right now.[br]- No shit.

1:41:13.233,1:41:17.321
We gotta get that radio back up.

1:41:17.321,1:41:20.616
Mr. President,[br]it's time to make a decision.

1:41:20.616,1:41:26.083
We can remote detonate the bomb[br]for only another five minutes.

1:41:26.083,1:41:30.959
Yes? Kimsey here. Yes, Mr. President.

1:41:30.959,1:41:33.067
Yes, we saw that, too, sir.

1:41:33.067,1:41:42.763
But maybe we should wait until they...

1:41:42.763,1:41:46.809
Dan, get them out of there.

1:41:46.809,1:41:49.269
- Evac right now.[br]- What's goin' on here?

1:41:49.269,1:41:56.068
I've been ordered[br]to override the system.

1:41:56.068,1:42:02.491
Well, what is this?

1:42:02.491,1:42:10.499
Secondary protocol.

1:42:10.499,1:42:17.381
But they haven't drilled[br]the damn hole yet!

1:42:17.381,1:42:19.633
The president's advisors feel[br]that the drilling isn't working.

1:42:19.633,1:42:21.593
And we've lost radio contact,[br]maybe for good.

1:42:21.593,1:42:22.719
We've only got a few minutes left of

1:42:22.719,1:42:24.093
guaranteed ability to[br]remote detonate that nuke.

1:42:24.093,1:42:27.516
If we don't do it now we could lose[br]control, and we may never get it back.

1:42:27.516,1:42:30.811
Well, you tell the president that[br]he better fire his so-called advisors.

1:42:30.811,1:42:32.396
If you detonate that nuke on the surface,

1:42:32.396,1:42:34.189
we waste a perfectly good bomb,

1:42:34.189,1:42:47.077
and we have one chance[br]to save this planet!

1:42:47.077,1:42:49.121
I need that radio.

1:42:49.121,1:42:51.415
Gruber, give me[br]everything you got now!

1:42:51.415,1:42:55.794
Roger that.

1:42:55.794,1:42:57.588
Yes, Mr. President,[br]I understand that completely,

1:42:57.588,1:42:59.715
but my point is very, very simple.

1:42:59.715,1:43:02.342
And I think you need to trust me on this[br]because I know something about it.

1:43:02.342,1:43:09.349
I guarantee you,[br]if you do this, you kill us all.

1:43:09.349,1:43:11.268
Yes, sir.

1:43:11.268,1:43:15.898
General, he wants you.

1:43:15.898,1:43:19.276
This is Kimsey. Yes, sir.

1:43:19.276,1:43:23.655
I understand.

1:43:23.655,1:43:27.409
The orders are to remote detonate[br]in 30 seconds.

1:43:27.409,1:43:32.623
You have not told them yet![br]That is my father up there!

1:43:32.623,1:43:36.043
This is one order you shouldn't follow,[br]and you fucking know it!

1:43:36.043,1:43:40.964
Let her go. Let her go!

1:43:40.964,1:43:47.596
Your key, sir.

1:43:47.596,1:43:50.432
God be with them.

1:43:50.432,1:43:58.649
Slow it down.

1:43:58.649,1:44:00.651
Harry,

1:44:00.651,1:44:05.656
the clock on that nine-foot[br]nuclear weapon is ticking.

1:44:05.656,1:44:10.494
Oh, my God! Sharp! Get back here now!

1:44:10.494,1:44:12.663
What?[br]Get the shuttle ready to evac now!

1:44:12.663,1:44:13.997
It just came on all by itself.

1:44:13.997,1:44:15.624
- What the hell's happening?[br]- Secondary protocol.

1:44:15.624,1:44:17.626
- What's that? What?[br]- Secondary protocol.

1:44:17.626,1:44:19.253
- What does that mean?[br]- What the hell's secondary protocol?

1:44:19.253,1:44:20.545
They're detonating this thing from Earth.

1:44:20.545,1:44:21.713
What do you mean, detonating?

1:44:21.713,1:44:22.965
- We haven't even drilled the hole yet![br]- We'll drop it in the hole.

1:44:22.965,1:44:24.216
- What're you talkin' about?[br]- The hole?

1:44:24.216,1:44:25.384
Get your helmets on now!

1:44:25.384,1:44:28.047
- Oh, no, no. How... How you turn it off?[br]- I got two men out on that rock!

1:44:28.047,1:44:30.806
I got a man out there, too.[br]We gotta evac now.

1:44:30.806,1:44:32.849
Max, Rockhound,[br]get back to the shuttle, double-time!

1:44:32.849,1:44:35.852
- They could be on their way here.[br]- They're not on their way here.

1:44:35.852,1:44:38.689
They would've talked to us by now.[br]We would've seen them.

1:44:38.689,1:44:41.984
- Watts, air lock the cockpit now![br]- I copy you.

1:44:41.984,1:44:43.902
- Max, Rockhound![br]- Hey, wait a minute!

1:44:43.902,1:44:46.655
How do you turn this thing off?

1:44:46.655,1:44:48.782
- Harry, do you copy?[br]- Something's wrong.

1:44:48.782,1:44:51.702
Yeah, it's all wrong, man.[br]We shouldn't even be up here.

1:44:51.702,1:44:54.871
I know. Let's go back to the ship!

1:44:54.871,1:44:56.665
I'm not leavin' without my men, Sharp.

1:44:56.665,1:44:59.501
We've got two and a half minutes[br]to drop it and get off this rock.

1:44:59.501,1:45:02.045
If they're not back by the time we finish,[br]we leave without 'em.

1:45:02.045,1:45:04.548
Okay, let's simplify this.[br]Let's just turn the bomb off right now.

1:45:04.548,1:45:07.592
If we don't put this bomb down[br]in a hole 800 feet onto a fault line,

1:45:07.592,1:45:09.803
all you're gonna have is[br]a real expensive fireworks show.

1:45:09.803,1:45:12.681
This is turnin' into a[br]surrealistic nightmare here.

1:45:12.681,1:45:15.058
Watsler, are you listening? It's Truman.

1:45:15.058,1:45:30.407
Okay, listen to me carefully.[br]I want you to kill it. Kill the uplink.

1:45:30.407,1:45:32.993
Give us the time, Sharp.[br]Shut this bomb down now!

1:45:32.993,1:45:34.661
- It's not my call.[br]- Then whose call is it?

1:45:34.661,1:45:36.747
An order to detonate can[br]only come from the president.

1:45:36.747,1:45:38.373
- The president's not here![br]- Let's just turn it off now.

1:45:38.373,1:45:39.583
You've gotta give us more time!

1:45:39.583,1:45:40.917
I'm telling you to[br]shut this bomb down now!

1:45:40.917,1:45:42.586
And I'm telling you it's not my call!

1:45:42.586,1:45:44.588
Well, guess what.[br]I just made the call for you.

1:45:44.588,1:45:47.924
Harry!

1:45:47.924,1:45:51.094
Don't. You could set it off.

1:45:51.094,1:45:57.768
Oh, man.[br]What're you doin' with a gun in space?

1:45:57.768,1:46:01.229
Come on, come on.[br]We gotta stop that bomb right now.

1:46:01.229,1:46:02.898
Kill the uplink.

1:46:02.898,1:46:04.816
This thing is gonna blow.

1:46:04.816,1:46:07.861
- We gotta get it off the ship.[br]- Easy.

1:46:07.861,1:46:09.279
Stand down, Sergeant.

1:46:09.279,1:46:13.283
Shut this bomb down[br]and let us finish our job the right way.

1:46:13.283,1:46:15.994
I'm under orders to protect[br]a surface detonation.

1:46:15.994,1:46:18.372
I'm gonna give you three seconds[br]to shut this bomb down,

1:46:18.372,1:46:21.249
and then I'm gonna make you shoot me.

1:46:21.249,1:46:27.631
Hurry, Watsler. For Christ's sake, hurry.

1:46:27.631,1:46:33.804
What happened?

1:46:33.804,1:46:38.308
Sir, the override... It's been overridden.

1:46:38.308,1:46:39.476
I bought us a couple of minutes,

1:46:39.476,1:46:44.147
so get that radio workin', okay?[br]Hurry, hurry!

1:46:44.147,1:46:47.984
Bring me all the way up here just to[br]blow me and my friends up? Is that it?

1:46:47.984,1:46:50.821
- Listen...[br]- Shut up!

1:46:50.821,1:46:54.825
Shut up, Colonel. I'm talking now.

1:46:54.825,1:46:58.995
It could start again.[br]It might've been a warning.

1:46:58.995,1:47:00.038
Uh-oh.

1:47:00.038,1:47:02.541
That's why you are gonna[br]dismantle this bomb.

1:47:02.541,1:47:09.631
All right. What'd we miss?

1:47:09.631,1:47:15.971
- Do it again.[br]- Go.

1:47:15.971,1:47:19.182
Keep tryin'.

1:47:19.182,1:47:27.149
Sir, I need you to cease and desist.[br]I need your terminal... Now.

1:47:27.149,1:47:30.026
- They're reactivating the bomb.[br]- Comin' back on-line, sir.

1:47:30.026,1:47:33.405
Oh, geez. Here we go again.

1:47:33.405,1:47:36.533
What're you doin' up here? And why[br]did you even bother to make the trip?

1:47:36.533,1:47:47.043
To do the right thing,[br]to see that it's done.

1:47:47.043,1:47:50.172
For God's sakes,[br]think about what you're doin'.

1:47:50.172,1:47:53.717
Why are you listenin' to someone[br]that's 100,000 miles away?

1:47:53.717,1:47:57.387
We're here.[br]Nobody down there can help us.

1:47:57.387,1:48:01.266
So if we don't get this job done,[br]then everybody's gone.

1:48:01.266,1:48:03.894
One minute.

1:48:03.894,1:48:06.688
I've been drillin' holes[br]in the earth for 30 years.

1:48:06.688,1:48:11.526
And I have never, never missed[br]a depth that I have aimed for.

1:48:11.526,1:48:15.071
And by God, I am not gonna miss[br]this one. I will make 800 feet.

1:48:15.071,1:48:18.241
Forty-two seconds.

1:48:18.241,1:48:21.244
But I can't do it alone, Colonel.[br]I need your help.

1:48:21.244,1:48:24.831
You swear on your daughter's life,[br]on my family's,

1:48:24.831,1:48:27.584
that you can hit that mark?

1:48:27.584,1:48:31.963
I will make 800 feet.[br]I swear to God, I will.

1:48:31.963,1:48:46.353
Then let's turn this bomb off.

1:48:46.353,1:48:48.021
Steady. Take it back.

1:48:48.021,1:48:50.023
That's what you'll have to do.[br]Get 'em off backwards.

1:48:50.023,1:48:51.608
Rainbow track? Under...

1:48:51.608,1:48:53.235
- Under one? Under... Okay.[br]- All of 'em. All of 'em.

1:48:53.235,1:48:56.078
- Okay. Are we free of static?[br]- Oh, do a good job. Do a good job.

1:48:56.078,1:48:59.157
- Steady. Steady.[br]- Good job. All right. All right.

1:48:59.157,1:49:02.953
Go! Go! Go! Red wire "A."[br]Ready? And...

1:49:02.953,1:49:06.164
Now. Come on! Come on![br]Come on! Come on!

1:49:06.164,1:49:07.332
Negative "B."

1:49:07.332,1:49:10.293
- Ready, and now.[br]- Do a good job. Do a good job.

1:49:10.293,1:49:11.795
Track flipped. Hot's in.

1:49:11.795,1:49:16.299
- It better be. Go.[br]- Red or blue?

1:49:16.299,1:49:22.764
Re...

1:49:22.764,1:49:27.185
Blue.

1:49:27.185,1:49:33.733
Good job!

1:49:33.733,1:49:36.987
Oh, God, it sucks up here.

1:49:36.987,1:49:39.781
Sir, the clock has stopped[br]at three seconds.

1:49:39.781,1:49:41.007
What?

1:49:41.007,1:49:43.952
Have we lost complete radio contact?

1:49:43.952,1:49:45.161
I got some magic happening.

1:49:45.161,1:49:46.058
We're bouncing off Russian[br]and French satellites.

1:49:46.058,1:49:52.335
- It may have a faint signal.[br]- Houston? Houston, do you copy?

1:49:52.335,1:49:54.671
Go ahead, Freedom.

1:49:54.671,1:49:56.047
Houston, you have a problem...

1:49:56.047,1:49:57.507
Problem.

1:49:57.507,1:50:01.344
See, I promised my little girl[br]that I'd be comin' home.

1:50:01.344,1:50:04.306
Now, I don't know what you people[br]are doin' down there,

1:50:04.306,1:50:07.726
but we got a hole to dig up there.

1:50:07.726,1:50:10.002
Go, go, go, go! Come on.[br]We got work to do.

1:50:10.002,1:50:13.523
Okay, guys. All go, no quit.[br]How ya doin' down there? Good?

1:50:13.523,1:50:16.526
Okay, got the tranny.[br]We're back in business.

1:50:16.526,1:50:21.656
Hey, you guys should take a break[br]and come up and see this.

1:50:21.656,1:50:24.534
Wow. Got a great view[br]of the Earth from here.

1:50:24.534,1:50:26.062
Too bad we'll never[br]set foot on her again.

1:50:26.062,1:50:29.164
- Lev, do you see anything?[br]- No.

1:50:29.164,1:50:32.542
Well, keep goin'. I'm not givin' up.

1:50:32.542,1:50:34.544
Hold up here, Bear.

1:50:34.544,1:50:36.713
- Oh, boy.[br]- This is great.

1:50:36.713,1:50:39.716
We just happen to run into[br]the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?

1:50:39.716,1:50:43.011
I told you, you took a wrong way,[br]a wrong road.

1:50:43.011,1:50:46.431
What... What road?[br]Do you see any roads around here?

1:50:46.431,1:50:50.602
You know what? I do not have[br]much pleasure being near God's ear.

1:50:50.602,1:50:53.229
But you think this is[br]looking good, or what?

1:50:53.229,1:51:02.781
Lev, why don't you just do humanity[br]a favor and just shut the hell up?

1:51:02.781,1:51:04.699
Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?

1:51:04.699,1:51:13.083
No, I never saw Star Wars.

1:51:13.083,1:51:15.627
All right. Doin' a good job.

1:51:15.627,1:51:22.509
- Give me a depth reading, Max.[br]- We're 150 feet, Harry.

1:51:22.509,1:51:23.076
Yee-ha!

1:51:23.076,1:51:27.389
Ride 'em, cowboy![br]Yippee-kai-yo, kai-yay!

1:51:27.389,1:51:31.893
Get off the nuclear warhead.

1:51:31.893,1:51:34.646
I was doin' that guy from that movie,[br]you know, Slim Pickens,

1:51:34.646,1:51:37.019
where he rides it all the way in,[br]the nuclear warhead.

1:51:37.019,1:51:40.151
- Now.[br]- Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?

1:51:40.151,1:51:43.113
We got 700 feet of hole to dig,[br]Rockhound.

1:51:43.113,1:51:48.827
All right. Just... Just wanted to feel[br]the power between my legs, brother.

1:51:48.827,1:51:50.087
Hey, Sharp.

1:51:50.087,1:51:53.832
No nukes![br]No nukes! No nukes!

1:51:53.832,1:51:56.167
You got any more bullets[br]in that gun, Sharp?

1:51:56.167,1:51:58.042
What did Watts tell you, Bear?[br]If she kicked you in the balls,

1:51:58.042,1:52:02.465
- you'd keep floating.[br]- Yeah.

1:52:02.465,1:52:04.926
We turn the thrusters off,[br]we jump this thing,

1:52:04.926,1:52:07.022
we float right over it.

1:52:07.022,1:52:09.305
Go over it again, Lev.

1:52:09.305,1:52:12.767
Throw the jet thrusters off[br]exactly when we jump.

1:52:12.767,1:52:14.352
- Okay.[br]- And then we're gonna put them on,

1:52:14.352,1:52:16.479
and we gonna go down nice and slow.

1:52:16.479,1:52:20.015
- That's it. That's it, baby. That's it.[br]- Is this gonna work?

1:52:20.015,1:52:24.032
- I don't know.[br]- Lev, you know what, just lie to me.

1:52:24.032,1:52:28.324
Let's say 50-50... No. More like, uh...

1:52:28.324,1:52:31.453
Like 70-30 or 80-20.[br]But you know what?

1:52:31.453,1:52:35.999
If it works, the two of you[br]gonna be heroes, just like me.

1:52:35.999,1:52:43.006
Screw it.[br]We're jumpin' over this canyon.

1:52:43.006,1:52:49.471
Just for the record,[br]this is a very bad idea!

1:52:49.471,1:52:50.638
Wait for the edge.

1:52:50.638,1:52:53.683
- Don't hit it till we get there.[br]- I'm waiting.

1:52:53.683,1:52:57.002
Three.

1:52:57.002,1:53:09.324
Two. One!

1:53:09.324,1:53:12.702
- Yes! It's working![br]- It's working!

1:53:12.702,1:53:15.288
Oh, my God!

1:53:15.288,1:53:20.668
I'm a genius! Wait a minute.

1:53:20.668,1:53:22.837
- We got some rocks![br]- Go left! Go left!

1:53:22.837,1:53:35.183
Lev, Lev, I can't do anything!

1:53:35.183,1:53:37.894
Oh, okay, okay,[br]we're floating into outer space.

1:53:37.894,1:53:39.395
- Check main switch.[br]- Uh, this could be

1:53:39.395,1:53:41.523
a little bit of a problem.

1:53:41.523,1:53:46.861
- Thrusters on... Now![br]- All right, turn 'em on.

1:53:46.861,1:53:48.613
- What's wrong?[br]- I... I don't know.

1:53:48.613,1:53:52.002
The... The thrusters not working.[br]I hate this machine!

1:53:52.002,1:53:53.409
I thought you had this planned!

1:53:53.409,1:53:55.161
- What're we supposed to do?[br]- Be quiet! I must think!

1:53:55.161,1:53:57.914
- I'm stepping outside.[br]- You're... You're going outside?

1:53:57.914,1:54:07.632
I am the only certified astronaut,[br]and I'm saving your American ass!

1:54:07.632,1:54:15.265
Yes. You'll listen to him. Right.

1:54:15.265,1:54:19.143
Hurry up, Lev, because we're[br]about a mile off the asteroid!

1:54:19.143,1:54:22.564
Just a second. The fuel line is iced up.

1:54:22.564,1:54:26.693
- I think maybe workin' now.[br]- No, Lev, it's not working!

1:54:26.693,1:54:29.696
I'm sorry, A.J., I was way off the odds.

1:54:29.696,1:54:31.197
We're gettin' higher, man.

1:54:31.197,1:54:40.832
Look out! The rocks! Rocks are coming!

1:54:40.832,1:54:46.796
Hold on!

1:54:46.796,1:54:56.556
- Pull the thrusters![br]- Lev, look out!

1:54:56.556,1:54:59.767
- We lost Lev.[br]- A.J.!

1:54:59.767,1:55:06.274
A.J., the thrusters!

1:55:06.274,1:55:16.492
Let's get Lev back!

1:55:16.492,1:55:35.845
Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!

1:55:35.845,1:55:37.805
Thank You, Jesus. Thank You, Lord.

1:55:37.805,1:55:40.141
Thank You. Thank You,[br]thank You, thank You, thank You.

1:55:40.141,1:55:43.686
Lev!

1:55:43.686,1:55:48.399
- Now I'm really a Russian hero![br]- I told you!

1:55:48.399,1:55:50.086
- I know![br]- I knew this would work!

1:55:50.086,1:55:53.279
- Good odds, you know?[br]- Come on, Lev.

1:55:53.279,1:55:59.577
- Get in here. We gotta go.[br]- Yah!

1:55:59.577,1:56:01.913
Rockhound, keep on that transmission.

1:56:01.913,1:56:05.041
- Tranny looks good, Harry.[br]- All right. Take it outta there.

1:56:05.041,1:56:08.711
Lock it down, Chick.

1:56:08.711,1:56:11.339
Nice.

1:56:11.339,1:56:14.634
How come we didn't get[br]any training on this thing?

1:56:14.634,1:56:19.043
Whoa. Very cool. I could take out[br]this asteroid single-handedly.

1:56:19.043,1:56:24.644
Okay, boys, give it a rest.[br]I'll take it from here.

1:56:24.644,1:56:26.437
- What the hell is that?[br]- It's Rockhound.

1:56:26.437,1:56:31.234
Whoa. This is so much fun, it's freaky.

1:56:31.234,1:56:33.569
Rockhound!

1:56:33.569,1:56:38.449
Whoa, watch your heads. Sorry, Harry.

1:56:38.449,1:56:40.091
- Outta my way, boys![br]- Rockhound!

1:56:40.091,1:56:48.251
Meet your maker, asteroid!

1:56:48.251,1:56:50.086
What the hell's the matter with you,[br]Rockhound?

1:56:50.086,1:56:52.088
- Goddamn![br]- This is insane.

1:56:52.088,1:56:53.715
- Have you lost your mind?[br]- No.

1:56:53.715,1:57:00.388
He's got space dementia.[br]Harry, you want to watch your man.

1:57:00.388,1:57:05.226
Max, downshift and put it in reverse.[br]We gotta get that pipe outta there.

1:57:05.226,1:57:09.856
Uh-oh.

1:57:09.856,1:57:12.275
- What's happening?[br]- The ground's cracking!

1:57:12.275,1:57:21.659
Earthquake!

1:57:21.659,1:57:24.954
Quick, shut it off!

1:57:24.954,1:57:28.416
- Shut it off! Shut it off now![br]- We're gonna have a blowout!

1:57:28.416,1:57:33.296
- We hit a gas pocket![br]- We got pressure out the ass!

1:57:33.296,1:57:36.758
Max, get your helmet on![br]Max, she's gonna blow!

1:57:36.758,1:57:40.136
- Aah! Oh, Jesus, I'm cooking![br]- Max, get outta there!

1:57:40.136,1:57:46.976
This is it! Harry!

1:57:46.976,1:57:52.106
I'm bailing!

1:57:52.106,1:57:56.319
Max!

1:57:56.319,1:57:57.403
Good-bye, Max.

1:57:57.403,1:58:00.948
- Max![br]- Take care, buddy.

1:58:00.948,1:58:03.117
- Armadillo's off the scope.[br]- I think we've had a blowout.

1:58:03.117,1:58:36.275
No sign of the Armadillo.

1:58:36.275,1:58:39.779
Get a hold of Truman.

1:58:39.779,1:58:49.288
Prepare the world for bad news.

1:58:49.288,1:58:51.749
We're getting[br]sketchy information that the mission

1:58:51.749,1:58:54.021
has suffered massive failure.

1:58:54.021,1:58:56.879
And what we're trying to do right now[br]is to confirm that

1:58:56.879,1:58:58.464
and find out exactly what that means.

1:58:58.464,1:59:01.717
Repeat. We're getting leaks[br]from several NASA officials,

1:59:01.717,1:59:03.553
some rushing home[br]to be with their families,

1:59:03.553,1:59:16.065
that the drilling was unsuccessful.

1:59:16.065,1:59:22.446
This could very well be our final hour.

1:59:22.446,1:59:24.532
We're gonna go off the air now.

1:59:24.532,1:59:31.008
Good luck and God bless.

1:59:31.008,1:59:32.999
- We've got incoming.[br]- I got tracks.

1:59:32.999,1:59:35.071
NORAD's tracking four small[br]incoming over Europe.

1:59:35.071,2:00:03.446
I think one's about to hit near Paris.

2:00:03.446,2:00:04.989
Reports are coming in.

2:00:04.989,2:00:07.617
Martial law[br]has been implemented in 42 countries.

2:00:07.617,2:00:10.161
Once the asteroid hits zero barrier,

2:00:10.161,2:00:18.502
it will take about three hours[br]and 57 minutes to impact Earth.

2:00:18.502,2:00:21.214
I guess we do it the president's way.[br]I'll order an evac.

2:00:21.214,2:00:22.548
You can remote detonate.

2:00:22.548,2:00:24.258
You still don't think this'll work, do you?

2:00:24.258,2:00:26.001
What I think is irrelevant.

2:00:26.001,2:00:29.018
- We need to do it now.[br]- Fine.

2:00:29.018,2:00:31.432
- Can they still take off?[br]- We hope so.

2:00:31.432,2:00:33.559
You are the one that[br]pulled them into this!

2:00:33.559,2:00:42.652
That is my family up there,[br]so I don't wanna hear, "We hope so"!

2:00:42.652,2:00:46.447
Guess what, guys?[br]It's time to embrace the horror.

2:00:46.447,2:01:12.056
Look. We got front-row tickets[br]to the end of the Earth.

2:01:12.056,2:01:13.599
Yeah!

2:01:13.599,2:01:14.976
Way to go, baby!

2:01:14.976,2:01:23.276
Harry!

2:01:23.276,2:01:25.653
Yo, Harry! What's up, baby?

2:01:25.653,2:01:29.074
Hey, get that bomb outta there![br]We got a hole to make!

2:01:29.074,2:01:31.701
Houston, you're not gonna believe this,

2:01:31.701,2:01:35.246
but the other Armadillo has arrived.

2:01:35.246,2:01:38.291
All right, people, listen up.[br]Settle down and focus.

2:01:38.291,2:01:40.793
- Mechanical, get on-line.[br]- P.P.O., gimme a setup.

2:01:40.793,2:01:43.212
Your boyfriend's back.

2:01:43.212,2:01:47.216
Yo, Harry!

2:01:47.216,2:01:49.302
Hey, Harry. You miss me?

2:01:49.302,2:01:52.805
A.J., I got just five words for ya.

2:01:52.805,2:01:56.058
- Damn glad to see ya, boy![br]- That's six words.

2:01:56.058,2:01:57.435
Chick, walk 'em down.

2:01:57.435,2:01:59.603
So where's this hole[br]you need dug?

2:01:59.603,2:02:02.315
Houston, drilling has recommenced.

2:02:02.315,2:02:05.985
Do you think they can drill[br]250 feet in an hour?

2:02:05.985,2:02:07.082
They better.

2:02:07.082,2:02:10.531
Bring that piece on in, Bear.

2:02:10.531,2:02:12.908
Tractor pull.

2:02:12.908,2:02:16.746
- I'm comin' down![br]- We got 250 feet to go.

2:02:16.746,2:02:19.832
It's our last transmission, last drill head.

2:02:19.832,2:02:24.045
Punch it through.[br]First gear. We got contact.

2:02:24.045,2:02:27.673
Come on down, A.J.

2:02:27.673,2:02:29.008
I got this, man. Let's go!

2:02:29.008,2:02:30.076
Lev, the right engine hub.

2:02:30.076,2:02:33.095
Houston, I'm getting no response[br]from the preflight sequence.

2:02:33.095,2:02:36.766
Come on, now.[br]This is not... Hey... Hey, come here.

2:02:36.766,2:02:40.936
Can you get me outta here, please, Lev?[br]Thank you.

2:02:40.936,2:02:44.065
- Ow! Jesus! Hey![br]- Wait.

2:02:44.065,2:02:45.274
- Lev, the right engine...[br]- Okay.

2:02:45.274,2:02:49.862
Lemme outta here, will ya?[br]Just tryin' to have some fun before I die!

2:02:49.862,2:02:58.788
- How deep are we?[br]- Seven seventy.

2:02:58.788,2:03:00.998
- Whoa, they got problems.[br]- The gauges are spiking.

2:03:00.998,2:03:03.084
Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!

2:03:03.084,2:03:05.211
I can't pull back now.[br]The bit'll get lodged.

2:03:05.211,2:03:07.296
We don't have enough time!

2:03:07.296,2:03:11.005
Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's gonna blow![br]It's how we lost Max!

2:03:11.005,2:03:13.344
I know what I'm talkin' about.[br]We can punch through this.

2:03:13.344,2:03:15.012
We can knock this outta the park.

2:03:15.012,2:03:16.931
This is our last transmission, A.J.

2:03:16.931,2:03:19.225
Goddamn it, if you're ever[br]gonna trust me, ever,

2:03:19.225,2:03:22.186
once in your life, trust me now!

2:03:22.186,2:03:23.979
Harry, it's gonna blow!

2:03:23.979,2:03:28.526
Harry, I know what I'm doin'.[br]You just gotta trust me.

2:03:28.526,2:03:32.738
Make the call.

2:03:32.738,2:03:40.871
All right. Hold on.[br]I'm pushin' through her.

2:03:40.871,2:03:43.582
I'm pushin' through her!

2:03:43.582,2:03:46.836
- What's your depth?[br]- Seven seventy-five. Seven eighty.

2:03:46.836,2:03:49.713
Take it up, baby! Ram it home!

2:03:49.713,2:03:51.674
Drive on down, A.J.!

2:03:51.674,2:03:54.343
Seven eighty-five. Come on. Come on.

2:03:54.343,2:03:56.595
- Come on, A.J.![br]- Punch it!

2:03:56.595,2:03:57.068
Ninety-one. Come on.

2:03:57.068,2:04:00.085
Seven ninety-two. Seven ninety-five!

2:04:00.085,2:04:03.102
Drive it down, A.J.!

2:04:03.102,2:04:06.105
Seven ninety-seven! Ninety-nine!

2:04:06.105,2:04:09.859
- Breakthrough![br]- Eight hundred! Eight-oh-two, Harry!

2:04:09.859,2:04:13.487
- Yeah![br]- We did it!

2:04:13.487,2:04:15.114
- Yes![br]- We did it!

2:04:15.114,2:04:19.326
- Yeah! Kid, way to go![br]- I knew it, baby!

2:04:19.326,2:04:21.412
It's not over till we get[br]the bomb down that hole.

2:04:21.412,2:04:44.018
Watts, they've got 38 minutes.

2:04:44.018,2:04:45.644
Harry,[br]you've gotta give me that hole.

2:04:45.644,2:04:48.772
I'm gonna need two more minutes.[br]I got a bent pipe jammed in the hole.

2:04:48.772,2:04:52.568
We gotta cut it out before[br]we can send that bomb down. A.J.!

2:04:52.568,2:04:54.695
- She good to go?[br]- Yeah, I'm all set.

2:04:54.695,2:05:01.452
All right.

2:05:01.452,2:05:03.704
- All right.[br]- A.J., come on! Make it fast!

2:05:03.704,2:05:13.923
I'm goin' as fast as I can![br]There's a lot of gas pressure!

2:05:13.923,2:05:15.009
You feel that?

2:05:15.009,2:05:17.343
Harry, you gotta give me that hole.[br]The bomb is almost ready.

2:05:17.343,2:05:20.012
- Pull that pipe out![br]- Harry, I'm almost through!

2:05:20.012,2:05:27.186
Give me 15 more seconds!

2:05:27.186,2:05:31.982
Well, this is somethin' new.

2:05:31.982,2:05:33.108
I don't think this thing likes us.

2:05:33.108,2:05:41.367
That's 'cause it knows[br]we're here to kill it.

2:05:41.367,2:05:48.123
Hey, what's goin' on up there?

2:05:48.123,2:05:50.918
A.J.!

2:05:50.918,2:05:53.796
- What the hell was that?[br]- A.J.!

2:05:53.796,2:05:56.632
Goddamn it, I'm finished!

2:05:56.632,2:05:59.552
- A.J., you all right?[br]- Oh, lot of gas pressure in here, man!

2:05:59.552,2:06:19.488
- Get me out![br]- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hydrogen pocket!

2:06:19.488,2:06:25.744
Oh! Harry! Pull me in!

2:06:25.744,2:06:34.295
Aah! A.J., hang on!

2:06:34.295,2:06:37.172
Secure the bomb!

2:06:37.172,2:06:39.008
Sharp, heads up!

2:06:39.008,2:06:43.887
Gruber! Get outta there now!

2:06:43.887,2:06:53.188
Oh, no.

2:06:53.188,2:07:01.697
Oh, God, no!

2:07:01.697,2:07:06.243
Look out!

2:07:06.243,2:07:16.067
Help! Oh, no!

2:07:16.067,2:07:22.301
Do you believe that just happened?

2:07:22.301,2:07:24.511
- Sharp, you all right?[br]- I'm okay.

2:07:24.511,2:07:27.056
- Bear?[br]- Yeah. I'm here, Harry.

2:07:27.056,2:07:32.186
- A.J.?[br]- Yeah, I'm okay.

2:07:32.186,2:07:35.397
We lost Gruber.

2:07:35.397,2:07:37.065
Gruber's dead.

2:07:37.065,2:07:47.409
Let's get that bomb ready and go home.

2:07:47.409,2:07:50.287
Oh, my God.

2:07:50.287,2:07:52.247
Is there a problem, Colonel?

2:07:52.247,2:07:54.917
The timer, the remote,[br]the whole thing's dead.

2:07:54.917,2:07:57.086
What, the bomb is dead?

2:07:57.086,2:07:58.504
No, the trigger's dead.

2:07:58.504,2:08:03.092
It must've gotten damaged[br]during the rock storm.

2:08:03.092,2:08:14.895
So how do we detonate it?

2:08:14.895,2:08:19.009
We have 18 minutes to zero barrier.[br]We got some bad news.

2:08:19.009,2:08:23.779
The remote detonator on the bomb[br]has been damaged.

2:08:23.779,2:08:28.742
That means that somebody's[br]gonna have to stay behind.

2:08:28.742,2:08:31.328
It takes two people to fly this thing.

2:08:31.328,2:08:35.999
Either we all stay and die,[br]or you guys draw straws.

2:08:35.999,2:08:40.879
I say we all stay and die. But that's me.

2:08:40.879,2:08:45.092
I'll draw. Let's draw.

2:08:45.092,2:08:48.095
Nobody's gonna draw straws.

2:08:48.095,2:08:49.471
I'll stay and take care of it.

2:08:49.471,2:08:51.598
- Well, I can't live with that sort of thing.[br]- Nobody asked you

2:08:51.598,2:08:52.891
- if you could live with it, all right?[br]- Bullshit!

2:08:52.891,2:08:55.561
No way I will let you volunteer for this

2:08:55.561,2:08:59.523
so I can go back to my home country[br]like the man who didn't volunteer.

2:08:59.523,2:09:01.233
No way!

2:09:01.233,2:09:05.779
Hey, man, let's draw, and let's see[br]who's gonna stay up here and dance.

2:09:05.779,2:09:08.615
Guys, I... I know you guys[br]think I'm crazy right now,

2:09:08.615,2:09:12.411
but I would really like this responsibility.

2:09:12.411,2:09:15.664
- All right. All right.[br]- I can do it.

2:09:15.664,2:09:17.583
Let's just draw straws[br]and get it over with. Come on.

2:09:17.583,2:09:19.334
I ain't drawin' against you, Harry.

2:09:19.334,2:09:20.878
Well, I'm gonna draw[br]against you, Chick,

2:09:20.878,2:09:24.256
so you better just go ahead and do it.

2:09:24.256,2:09:33.766
Just gimme this thing.

2:09:33.766,2:09:41.732
Is this good or bad?

2:09:41.732,2:09:44.568
Oh, man.

2:09:44.568,2:09:50.699
Well, we all gotta die, right?

2:09:50.699,2:09:53.744
I'm the guy who gets[br]to do it saving the world.

2:09:53.744,2:09:59.208
So, uh, let's go.[br]We... We got about ten minutes, right?

2:09:59.208,2:10:01.418
You plug this into the port.

2:10:01.418,2:10:05.672
Lift, press, hold. That's it.

2:10:05.672,2:10:10.302
Lift, press, hold. Shouldn't be too tough.[br]Even I can't screw this up.

2:10:10.302,2:10:47.506
I'll take him down.

2:10:47.506,2:10:52.636
Do me a favor, will ya?[br]Just tell Grace that, uh...

2:10:52.636,2:10:57.432
That I'll always be with her, okay?

2:10:57.432,2:11:00.936
Can you do that?

2:11:00.936,2:11:09.945
Yeah. Okay, kid.

2:11:09.945,2:11:11.078
Give this to Truman.

2:11:11.078,2:11:20.914
Make sure Truman gets that.[br]Get in there.

2:11:20.914,2:11:22.666
It's my turn now.

2:11:22.666,2:11:26.042
Harry! Harry!

2:11:26.042,2:11:31.967
You can't do this to me! It's my job!

2:11:31.967,2:11:39.516
You go take care of my little girl now.[br]That's your job.

2:11:39.516,2:11:43.896
Always thought of you as a son. Always.

2:11:43.896,2:11:48.015
But I'd be damn proud[br]to have you marry Grace.

2:11:48.015,2:11:51.057
- Harry.[br]- You take care of yourself.

2:11:51.057,2:11:52.946
- Harry, no![br]- I love you, pal.

2:11:52.946,2:11:56.325
Harry, I love you! Don't, Harry![br]Wait a minute!

2:11:56.325,2:11:58.744
- My son.[br]- Don't do this, Harry!

2:11:58.744,2:12:09.922
Don't do this! Harry!

2:12:09.922,2:12:12.009
What happened?

2:12:12.009,2:12:21.035
That crazy, stubborn son of a...

2:12:21.035,2:12:24.645
Well, this was a real good idea.

2:12:24.645,2:12:33.487
All right, let's go, Sharp.[br]Let's get our team outta here.

2:12:33.487,2:12:38.075
Come on! Let's get ready[br]to initiate thrusters! Let's go!

2:12:38.075,2:12:40.911
- Strap it in, guys![br]- Get the O2 masks.

2:12:40.911,2:12:43.538
Are they green? Are they green?

2:12:43.538,2:12:45.749
I can't believe this is[br]going down like this.

2:12:45.749,2:12:47.025
You all right?

2:12:47.025,2:12:53.256
- O2 vents locked, pressure loaded.[br]- Engine board is green.

2:12:53.256,2:12:56.093
T minus three minutes[br]and counting.

2:12:56.093,2:12:59.093
Houston, do you copy?[br]This is Harry Stamper.

2:12:59.093,2:13:03.725
It's down there.

2:13:03.725,2:13:08.689
- Electrical systems primed.[br]- A.P.U. is set. Oxidizers are loading.

2:13:08.689,2:13:13.193
Houston, we're outta here[br]in T minus three minutes.

2:13:13.193,2:13:15.362
Daddy!

2:13:15.362,2:13:19.157
Hi, Gracie. Hi, honey.

2:13:19.157,2:13:23.912
Grace, I know I promised you[br]I was comin' home.

2:13:23.912,2:13:26.054
I don't under... Understand.

2:13:26.054,2:13:32.629
Looks like I'm gonna[br]have to break that promise.

2:13:32.629,2:13:36.633
I, um... I lied to you, too,

2:13:36.633,2:13:41.513
when I told you that[br]I didn't want to be like you.

2:13:41.513,2:13:44.224
Because I am like you.

2:13:44.224,2:13:49.771
And everything good that I have[br]inside of me, I have from you.

2:13:49.771,2:13:52.441
I love you so much, Daddy.

2:13:52.441,2:13:55.027
I'm so proud of you.

2:13:55.027,2:13:59.865
I'm so scared.

2:13:59.865,2:14:07.122
I know it, baby, but there won't be[br]anything to be scared of soon.

2:14:07.122,2:14:14.379
Gracie, I want you to know[br]that A.J. saved us. He did.

2:14:14.379,2:14:16.381
I want you to tell Chick

2:14:16.381,2:14:21.803
that I couldn't have done it without him,[br]none of it.

2:14:21.803,2:14:28.643
I want you to take care of A.J.

2:14:28.643,2:14:34.009
I wish I could be there[br]to walk you down the aisle.

2:14:34.009,2:14:38.528
But I'll...

2:14:38.528,2:14:44.826
I'll look in on you[br]from time to time, okay, honey?

2:14:44.826,2:14:46.369
I love you, Grace.

2:14:46.369,2:14:48.058
I love you, too.

2:14:48.058,2:14:52.167
- I gotta go now, honey.[br]- Daddy, no.

2:14:52.167,2:15:01.676
No, no, Dad, no.

2:15:01.676,2:15:07.182
O.M.S. pod pre-start.[br]O2 vents locked, pressure loaded.

2:15:07.182,2:15:09.684
What the hell's goin' on up there?[br]Why haven't you guys left yet?

2:15:09.684,2:15:12.187
We're going, Harry. Houston.

2:15:12.187,2:15:18.061
- We got O.M.S. pod pre-start.[br]- Pod pre-start confirmed.

2:15:18.061,2:15:19.736
- What's the problem?[br]- I don't know.

2:15:19.736,2:15:23.156
- What's wrong?[br]- Fix it now!

2:15:23.156,2:15:25.367
No time, no time!

2:15:25.367,2:15:31.206
- What?[br]- What's that?

2:15:31.206,2:15:33.542
- Where you goin'?[br]- Come on. We're stayin', we're goin'.

2:15:33.542,2:15:35.544
We're stayin', we're goin'.[br]Make up your mind.

2:15:35.544,2:15:42.759
Sharp, get out of here now.[br]You got less than three minutes.

2:15:42.759,2:15:44.344
Come on, Watts. Come on, come on.

2:15:44.344,2:15:46.638
Blow the bomb, Harry. We're with you.

2:15:46.638,2:15:50.392
- Uh, it's stuck. Yes?[br]- You don't know the components!

2:15:50.392,2:15:53.979
Components, American components,[br]Russian components.

2:15:53.979,2:15:55.856
All made in Taiwan!

2:15:55.856,2:16:01.027
We're gettin' tight for ignition, Freedom.

2:16:01.027,2:16:02.487
Houston, we've got no fire.

2:16:02.487,2:16:04.656
- What does that mean?[br]- It means we got a busted ship.

2:16:04.656,2:16:07.325
A busted ship?[br]And I'm strapped in here.

2:16:07.325,2:16:09.619
I had a great spot picked out there.

2:16:09.619,2:16:10.829
Freedom, you fire that engine.

2:16:10.829,2:16:12.998
If there's not a way, you find a way.[br]The clock's tickin'.

2:16:12.998,2:16:15.584
Let's go![br]Let's fire that engine, Freedom!

2:16:15.584,2:16:20.672
You got less than a minute.[br]Don't think I won't blow this thing.

2:16:20.672,2:16:23.258
Sharp, get out of here.[br]It's gettin' bad down here.

2:16:23.258,2:16:25.427
I know how to fix it. Please, move.

2:16:25.427,2:16:27.846
I... I have to take you away[br]if you don't move.

2:16:27.846,2:16:30.932
Watts, you gotta get that shuttle started.[br]You gotta fire it up now!

2:16:30.932,2:16:32.976
Damn it, Sharp. Get off this rock!

2:16:32.976,2:16:35.145
I'm telling you, please, move!

2:16:35.145,2:16:40.442
This is how we fix problem[br]in the Russian space station.

2:16:40.442,2:16:45.363
Because I don't want[br]to stay here anymore.

2:16:45.363,2:16:49.326
Yeah! Finally! We can go home!

2:16:49.326,2:16:51.745
- She's coming back. She's coming back.[br]- We're hot!

2:16:51.745,2:16:54.748
Watts! Let's go, let's go!

2:16:54.748,2:16:58.168
Rain all you want, you son of a bitch.

2:16:58.168,2:17:01.296
Let's go! We don't have time![br]Hurry, hurry. We got no time!

2:17:01.296,2:17:03.034
Initiate thrusters on my mark!

2:17:03.034,2:17:13.266
Two, one, mark!

2:17:13.266,2:17:18.438
Come on. Get some altitude.[br]Let's go, let's go.

2:17:18.438,2:17:27.322
Freedom has max thrust!

2:17:27.322,2:17:40.126
Thank you, Harry.

2:17:40.126,2:17:46.758
Shuttle's out of range.[br]Still no detonation.

2:17:46.758,2:17:51.346
Something's not right.[br]Too much time has gone by.

2:17:51.346,2:17:53.682
Zero barrier's about to be breached.[br]One minute.

2:17:53.682,2:17:56.518
Harry, come on. Press that button.

2:17:56.518,2:18:04.943
- We're goin' back and do it ourselves.[br]- Just don't. Wait one minute.

2:18:04.943,2:18:06.611
Dan, we're about to cross the threshold.

2:18:06.611,2:18:07.988
Come on. Press the button.

2:18:07.988,2:18:19.624
Colonel, I'm askin' you.[br]Just one more minute!

2:18:19.624,2:18:24.587
Press the button, Stamper.

2:18:24.587,2:18:28.717
Come on.

2:18:28.717,2:18:32.387
Harry'll do it. I know it.

2:18:32.387,2:18:41.771
He doesn't know how to fail.

2:18:41.771,2:18:44.607
We win, Gracie!

2:18:44.607,2:19:18.933
Press it!

2:19:18.933,2:19:39.537
We have detonation.[br]Confirming detonation.

2:19:39.537,2:19:41.956
The two halves are gonna miss us[br]by 400 miles,

2:19:41.956,2:19:56.304
and most of the small particles[br]have been vaporized.

2:19:56.304,2:19:59.014
- Houston, we're comin' home.[br]- We copy that, Freedom.

2:19:59.014,2:20:55.078
Yo, Harry, you the man.

2:20:55.078,2:20:59.701
Kennedy, we see you.[br]And you never looked so good.

2:20:59.701,2:21:03.413
I never told anybody this before[br]but I hate flyin',

2:21:03.413,2:21:05.415
so it'd be an awful shame to die now.

2:21:05.415,2:21:09.752
That's easy for you to say. I owe[br]100 grand to a bad-ass loan shark,

2:21:09.752,2:21:12.505
which I spent on a stripper[br]named Molly Mounds.

2:21:12.505,2:21:14.132
Boy, that's bad.

2:21:14.132,2:21:30.773
Kennedy, we are 100 percent.[br]Flap suspension control on full.

2:21:30.773,2:21:41.159
Welcome home, astronauts.

2:21:41.159,2:21:43.536
Hey, guys, remember,[br]we're heroes now.

2:21:43.536,2:21:45.997
So that incident with me[br]and the gun on the asteroid,

2:21:45.997,2:22:52.689
let's keep that under wraps, all right?

2:22:52.689,2:22:56.067
Miss Stamper.

2:22:56.067,2:22:59.487
Colonel Willie Sharp,[br]United States Air Force, ma'am.

2:22:59.487,2:23:02.532
Requesting permission to shake[br]the hand of the daughter

2:23:02.532,2:23:11.499
of the bravest man I've ever met.

2:23:11.499,2:23:13.001
Hello.

2:23:13.001,2:23:15.837
- Oh, my God![br]- Hi, you're my hero.

2:23:15.837,2:23:21.676
Oh, baby, I wanna have babies with you.

2:23:21.676,2:23:25.179
Welcome back, cowboy.

2:23:25.179,2:23:35.898
Uh, Harry wanted you to have this.

2:23:35.898,2:23:56.127
He did, huh?

2:23:56.127,2:23:57.795
I could stay awake

2:23:57.795,2:24:03.051
Just to hear you breathin'

2:24:03.051,2:24:07.055
Watch you smile while you are sleepin'

2:24:07.055,2:24:11.643
While you're far away and dreamin'

2:24:11.643,2:24:15.271
I just wanna stay with you

2:24:15.271,2:24:18.524
In this moment forever

2:24:18.524,2:24:21.319
Forever and ever

2:24:21.319,2:24:25.406
I don't wanna close my eyes

2:24:25.406,2:24:27.909
I don't wanna fall asleep

2:24:27.909,2:24:30.119
'Cause I miss you, baby

2:24:30.119,2:24:33.206
And I don't wanna miss a thing

2:24:33.206,2:24:37.335
'Cause even when I dream of you

2:24:37.335,2:24:39.921
The sweetest dream would never do

2:24:39.921,2:24:42.006
I'd still miss you, baby

2:24:42.006,2:24:45.259
And I don't wanna miss a thing

2:24:45.259,2:24:49.263
And I don't wanna miss one smile

2:24:49.263,2:24:53.226
And I don't wanna miss one kiss

2:24:53.226,2:24:56.854
Well, I just wanna be[br]with you right here

2:24:56.854,2:25:01.025
With you just like this

2:25:01.025,2:25:05.113
Well, I just wanna hold you close

2:25:05.113,2:25:09.575
Feel your heart so close to mine

2:25:09.575,2:25:13.162
And just stay here in this moment

2:25:13.162,2:25:18.084
For all the rest of time

2:25:18.084,2:25:20.253
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

2:25:20.253,2:25:23.214
Yeah

2:25:23.214,2:25:26.968
Don't wanna close my eyes

2:25:26.968,2:25:29.512
I don't wanna fall asleep

2:25:29.512,2:25:31.597
'Cause I miss you, baby

2:25:31.597,2:25:34.809
And I don't wanna miss a thing

2:25:34.809,2:25:38.813
'Cause even when I dream of you

2:25:38.813,2:25:41.357
The sweetest dream would never do

2:25:41.357,2:25:43.484
I'd still miss you, baby

2:25:43.484,2:25:46.946
And I don't wanna miss a thing

2:25:46.946,2:25:50.116
Don't wanna close my eyes

2:25:50.116,2:25:54.454
I don't wanna fall asleep

2:25:54.454,2:29:03.601
Yeah[br]I don't wanna miss a thing

2:29:03.601,2:29:08.356
All my bags are packed[br]I'm ready to go

2:29:08.356,2:29:12.193
I'm standin' here outside your door

2:29:12.193,2:29:19.158
I hate to wake you up to say good-bye

2:29:19.158,2:29:23.496
But the dawn is breakin'[br]It's early morn

2:29:23.496,2:29:27.375
The taxi's waitin'[br]He's blowin' his horn

2:29:27.375,2:29:30.878
Already I'm so lonesome

2:29:30.878,2:29:34.548
I could die

2:29:34.548,2:29:39.387
So kiss me and smile for me

2:29:39.387,2:29:43.224
Tell me that you'll wait for me

2:29:43.224,2:29:49.981
Hold me like you'll never let me go

2:29:49.981,2:29:54.086
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane

2:29:54.086,2:29:59.407
I don't know when I'll be back again

2:29:59.407,2:30:05.287
Oh, babe, I hate to go

2:30:05.287,2:30:10.126
I'm leaving on a jet plane

2:30:10.126,9:59:59.000
Leaving on a jet plane