Please let me introduce my latest song.

It's called "Japanese newspapers"

Japanese newspapers! Rotten media!

Japanese newspapers! Disgusting media!

You just self-censor about everything.

Japanese newspapers! Filthy media!

Japanese newspapers! Puppets of talent agencies!

You just self-censor about everything.

Japanese newspapers! Stupid media!

Japanese newspapers! Don't be so furtive.

You're a bunch of pussies! Japanese newspapers!

And so are the TV stations!

Japanese newspapers! Rotten bastards.

Japanese newspapers! The media make my sick.

You just self-censor about everything.

Japanese newspapers! Filthy media!

Japanese newspapers! Puppets of talent agencies!

Bunch of pussies!

Japanese newspapers! Idiots!

So much for nationwide distribution…

Hey! You're a bunch of pussies!

Japanese newspaper! Look at yourself!

Translation by Clara Kreft