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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (guitar music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok...ok
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm doing and experiment
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where I try to see how much
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can get away with before
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they stop inviting me to these things.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I've asked the...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you follow me on Twitter,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know what's about to happen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't follow me on Twitter,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are in for a treat.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uuumm, I've asked the organizers
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to place security at the back door,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you can't leave now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaand, I will begin. (Clears throat)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand why people
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like static typing so much --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's impossible for me to program
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without moving my hands.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard a team of French programmers
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are working on a jit for Ruby.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They call it "Le jit."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The second version will be called
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"2 le git."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I recently went to a Javascript conference,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but all of the node developers put me on edge.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's nine A.M. Yassss!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Clears throat, laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently ActionCable
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is all about streaming,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so why didn't D.H.H.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,call it ActionNetflix?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The problem with ActionCable
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that I'm paying for more channels
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than I watch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really excited
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the new text-based browser
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that D.H.H. announced yesterday --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turbo links.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much time do we have left?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, alright,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will stop punishing you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a while.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, hold on...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hold on a sec.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get this..
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's get this started.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta get this started up here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I shoulda...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shoulda prepared.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One sec...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, hold on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (Windows XP startup chime) ♪
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, uh...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I think we're up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're probably wondering
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why I'm using Windows XP.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So uh...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll explain why I'm using Windows XP.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the reason is because uh...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kent Beck is here at this conference --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's going to be giving a keynote.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And... so like I'm a really huge fan
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Kent Beck,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I went to his Wikipedia page
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it turns out that Kent Beck invented XP.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thought I'd use XP for this presentation.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately, uhhhh,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Windows XP has no emoji
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I really like to use emoji
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so instead I have to use Wingdings.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um... (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm sorry this presentation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will lack emoji.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, anyway, so
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,welcome to Rails Conf.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really happy that you're all here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that you came to watch me. Um,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really enjoy going to Rails Conf.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like, if you attend Rails Conf,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll get to meet a lot
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the Core Team developers, like me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And um most of the Core Team comes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rails Conf.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I mean the reason that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most of us Core Team members
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have to come to Rails Conf
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is so that we know
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what the next version of Rails will have.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, ActionCable...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So my name is Aaron Patterson.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you do not follow me on the internet,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am tenderlove.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you do not recognize me,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is what I look like on the internet.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...just so that's clear,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is me in fact.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um...so I have to start out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and say thanks to everybody.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um...I work for Redhat,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so thank you, Redhat.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I'm using Windows, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um... I enjoy working at Redhat,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on the ManageIQ team.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We write software that manages clouds.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you have a cloud,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we will manage it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um... I also want to say thanks
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to Ruby Central for having me here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and having Rails Conf.