-Awww!
-No, no, no!

That was like a hellish 
Hyokkorihan [a comedian] bit.

[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]

Stop it! Kyona-san, don't say
unnecessary things...!

Glass! Glass! Glass!

Is he gonna put his glass
close to Hana's one?

[Yama-chan talks about everything]

Hi, this is Terrace House’s Yama-Channel
with Ryota Yamasato, Episode 29.

Well... I'm so ashamed.

Seriously.

I've been doing Yama-channel for years...

I'm glad that a lot of people watch
this channel and give comments.

Some viewers say, "I really like your
private thoughts in the commentary track!"

Their voices and faces come to my mind, 
and I feel terribly sorry for them.

I'm...

I don't know since when...
I might've been putting on airs.

You've already noticed
what I mean, right?

You must've thought, 
"What's wrong, Yama-chan?"

Did you listen to 
the commentary track? Do so!

I didn't...

I didn't get a chance to make
a crack at 'oppai pub'!

I didn't want to show you
such a useless Yama-chan!

I normally...

at the moment when Emika
brought the oppai [titty] pub up...

normally, I'd go straight there.

I could've listed what some of
the oppai pubs charge around Tokyo.

You need to pay this much in Shinjuku, 
or that much in Kinshicho...

YOU and Tokui might've cut me off...

No: he might've
joined me in joking around.

We usually have exchanges like that, 
but what I said at that time is...

"That's cruel, isn't it?"

"Hana must be hurt."

What's wro...

What's wrong, Yama-chan?!

Yama-chan!!!

Well...

I was useless...

No! I naturally felt that way.

Because I really felt bad for Hana...

She wanted to get Ryo's attention, or...

she revealed her feelings to him 
while avoiding direct expressions.

But he noticed her intention,

He was acting cold and distant
so that she'd take a hint,

like, "I can't reciprocate your feelings, 
or you're not my type."

That barrier must be painful for her.
I really related to her.

On the other hand,
he was very good at defending.

At the scene,
Ryo's defensive skill was...

as well as Ikegami from Ryonan
[a character in Slam dunk].

Ryo's defensive skill was great.

At first,

Though he wouldn't want to go, Hana pushed
herself to invite him to dinner again.

At the moment when she asked him 
when he was available,

Emika started talking about oppai pubs.
Then, Ryo turned around and said,

"I lost track of what Hana was saying. 
'Oppai pub' has completely distracted me."

That was awful.

I was full of sympathy. Poor, Hana.

So, I couldn't spice up 
the words "oppai pub."

I really apologize for everyone.

But, why did Emika need to 
bring it up there?

She's really... 
I'm not sure how I put it...

She's a sleazy woman! Right?

People who comment online said,

"Emika does her best, 
but Yama badmouths her

"so that he maintains
his position on the panel.

"I stopped listening to 
the commentary track!"

That's too bad: you will miss the other
panelist's comments too. Dumbass!

My pay doesn't change 
whether you listen to it or not.

You will just lose one of your pleasures.

It doesn't hurt me at all.

Suit yourself!
Just have fun. Dumbass!

Alright. Let's ignore those ordinary 
people who I haven't met.

In this episode, Hana was pitiful.

The exchange between Vivi and Ryo
was amazing.

Vivi must've waited for 
Ryo to confess his love.

She was like, "I can't
directly confess my love,

but you already know my feelings, right?"

So, she shows him her feelings
in an indirect way.

People, if you want to make
a guy fall for you,

She's a great role model for how
to express your love to a guy indirectly.

She was way too assertive, tho. 
Like, she borrowed his hoodie,

and said, "This smells like you."

"This makes me feel like 
I want to be near you."

Then, Ryo was lying down over here.

He suddenly pulled 
the blanket over himself.

If a normal guy is told that,

his thing under the blanket
would get hard like a goalpost.

Then, they were talking
about their future.

At that moment, someone 
peeked down from upstairs...

It reminded me of Jack Nicholson
of The Shining. That was scary!

He peeks through after breaking
a door with an ax.

Hana was like that.
Her facial expression was incredible.

After that,

she was literally worn out.

When she entered the playroom
to talk to Kai,

we finally saw him doing stand-up comedy.

But we couldn't see 
the whole performance yet.

It sounded like a dark joke... 
Hana interrupted him, so he stopped.

I'm really looking forward to seeing
the punchline and the whole performance.

Then, he comforted Hana with kind words.

Oh, when she's vulnerable, 
his sweetness could make her fall for him.

But it’s possible that those two will 
end up together. That sounds good too.

While Hana and Kai were talking, Vivi
and Ryo were flirting with each other.

Vivi tried to get close to Ryo, 
and he happily responded to her.

Wait...

If Ryo doesn't take any action...

Huh? That reminds me of that other guy.

That's Kenny.

Kenny avoided dating and focused on
promoting himself during his stay

because he cared too much about 
what his fans thought.

That's called a "Kenny situation."

Don't tell me you care 
what your female fans think, Ryo!

If you're too concerned with 
what the female fans think,

you won't agree to date anyone
since it might hurt your fans...

You're not that type of guy,
are you?! Don't do that.

That's what I hate the most.

Listen, Ryo. If you say,
"I like you, but for your sake,

I don't think we should date.

you would be in a Kenny situation.
I won't forgive you.

Don't do that, okay?

Well, you wouldn't care
if I disapprove anyway.

What will happen to Hana, Vivi, and Ryo?

We'll see!

You guys!
Don't miss the scenes with Tupas!

That's all for today.
See you next time.

[Translated and Timed by koma]
[Reviewed by hearthrose] [Special thanks to Sei]