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-Awww![br]-No, no, no!

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That was like a hellish [br]Hyokkorihan [a comedian] bit.

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[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]

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Stop it! Kyona-san, don't say[br]unnecessary things...!

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Glass! Glass! Glass!

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Is he gonna put his glass[br]close to Hana's one?

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[Yama-chan talks about everything]

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Hi, this is Terrace House’s Yama-Channel[br]with Ryota Yamasato, Episode 29.

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Well... I'm so ashamed.

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Seriously.

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I've been doing Yama-channel for years...

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I'm glad that a lot of people watch[br]this channel and give comments.

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Some viewers say, "I really like your[br]private thoughts in the commentary track!"

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Their voices and faces come to my mind, [br]and I feel terribly sorry for them.

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I'm...

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I don't know since when...[br]I might've been putting on airs.

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You've already noticed[br]what I mean, right?

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You must've thought, [br]"What's wrong, Yama-chan?"

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Did you listen to [br]the commentary track? Do so!

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I didn't...

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I didn't get a chance to make[br]a crack at 'oppai pub'!

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I didn't want to show you[br]such a useless Yama-chan!

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I normally...

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at the moment when Emika[br]brought the oppai [titty] pub up...

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normally, I'd go straight there.

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I could've listed what some of[br]the oppai pubs charge around Tokyo.

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You need to pay this much in Shinjuku, [br]or that much in Kinshicho...

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YOU and Tokui might've cut me off...

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No: he might've[br]joined me in joking around.

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We usually have exchanges like that, [br]but what I said at that time is...

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"That's cruel, isn't it?"

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"Hana must be hurt."

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What's wro...

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What's wrong, Yama-chan?!

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Yama-chan!!!

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Well...

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I was useless...

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No! I naturally felt that way.

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Because I really felt bad for Hana...

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She wanted to get Ryo's attention, or...

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she revealed her feelings to him [br]while avoiding direct expressions.

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But he noticed her intention,

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He was acting cold and distant[br]so that she'd take a hint,

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like, "I can't reciprocate your feelings, [br]or you're not my type."

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That barrier must be painful for her.[br]I really related to her.

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On the other hand,[br]he was very good at defending.

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At the scene,[br]Ryo's defensive skill was...

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as well as Ikegami from Ryonan[br][a character in Slam dunk].

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Ryo's defensive skill was great.

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At first,

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Though he wouldn't want to go, Hana pushed[br]herself to invite him to dinner again.

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At the moment when she asked him [br]when he was available,

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Emika started talking about oppai pubs.[br]Then, Ryo turned around and said,

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"I lost track of what Hana was saying. [br]'Oppai pub' has completely distracted me."

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That was awful.

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I was full of sympathy. Poor, Hana.

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So, I couldn't spice up [br]the words "oppai pub."

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I really apologize for everyone.

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But, why did Emika need to [br]bring it up there?

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She's really... [br]I'm not sure how I put it...

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She's a sleazy woman! Right?

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People who comment online said,

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"Emika does her best, [br]but Yama badmouths her

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"so that he maintains[br]his position on the panel.

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"I stopped listening to [br]the commentary track!"

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That's too bad: you will miss the other[br]panelist's comments too. Dumbass!

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My pay doesn't change [br]whether you listen to it or not.

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You will just lose one of your pleasures.

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It doesn't hurt me at all.

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Suit yourself![br]Just have fun. Dumbass!

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Alright. Let's ignore those ordinary [br]people who I haven't met.

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In this episode, Hana was pitiful.

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The exchange between Vivi and Ryo[br]was amazing.

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Vivi must've waited for [br]Ryo to confess his love.

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She was like, "I can't[br]directly confess my love,

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but you already know my feelings, right?"

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So, she shows him her feelings[br]in an indirect way.

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People, if you want to make[br]a guy fall for you,

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She's a great role model for how[br]to express your love to a guy indirectly.

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She was way too assertive, tho. [br]Like, she borrowed his hoodie,

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and said, "This smells like you."

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"This makes me feel like [br]I want to be near you."

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Then, Ryo was lying down over here.

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He suddenly pulled [br]the blanket over himself.

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If a normal guy is told that,

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his thing under the blanket[br]would get hard like a goalpost.

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Then, they were talking[br]about their future.

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At that moment, someone [br]peeked down from upstairs...

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It reminded me of Jack Nicholson[br]of The Shining. That was scary!

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He peeks through after breaking[br]a door with an ax.

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Hana was like that.[br]Her facial expression was incredible.

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After that,

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she was literally worn out.

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When she entered the playroom[br]to talk to Kai,

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we finally saw him doing stand-up comedy.

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But we couldn't see [br]the whole performance yet.

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It sounded like a dark joke... [br]Hana interrupted him, so he stopped.

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I'm really looking forward to seeing[br]the punchline and the whole performance.

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Then, he comforted Hana with kind words.

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Oh, when she's vulnerable, [br]his sweetness could make her fall for him.

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But it’s possible that those two will [br]end up together. That sounds good too.

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While Hana and Kai were talking, Vivi[br]and Ryo were flirting with each other.

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Vivi tried to get close to Ryo, [br]and he happily responded to her.

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Wait...

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If Ryo doesn't take any action...

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Huh? That reminds me of that other guy.

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That's Kenny.

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Kenny avoided dating and focused on[br]promoting himself during his stay

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because he cared too much about [br]what his fans thought.

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That's called a "Kenny situation."

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Don't tell me you care [br]what your female fans think, Ryo!

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If you're too concerned with [br]what the female fans think,

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you won't agree to date anyone[br]since it might hurt your fans...

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You're not that type of guy,[br]are you?! Don't do that.

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That's what I hate the most.

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Listen, Ryo. If you say,[br]"I like you, but for your sake,

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I don't think we should date.

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you would be in a Kenny situation.[br]I won't forgive you.

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Don't do that, okay?

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Well, you wouldn't care[br]if I disapprove anyway.

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What will happen to Hana, Vivi, and Ryo?

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We'll see!

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You guys![br]Don't miss the scenes with Tupas!

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That's all for today.[br]See you next time.

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[Translated and Timed by koma][br][Reviewed by hearthrose] [Special thanks to Sei]