WEBVTT 00:00:56.880 --> 00:01:01.590 Let's fly with balls, not like in an art movie. 00:01:01.800 --> 00:01:04.598 For me everything goes, bro! 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:14.240 Show-offs like him, even in Heaven. 00:01:14.520 --> 00:01:19.116 Redneck, wait! - I'm losing it! 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:28.198 Let's visit Bill Clinton. We could arrange, 00:01:28.440 --> 00:01:30.237 for HIM to GIVE a blow job, this time. 00:01:31.160 --> 00:01:33.196 Boring! Politicians always suck. 00:01:35.440 --> 00:01:39.149 OK. But it would be fun to see Bush... Junior. 00:01:39.440 --> 00:01:43.353 Come on, Devil! I've got a better idea. 00:01:44.080 --> 00:01:47.789 Let's go see... - These Serbian psychos? Cool! 00:01:53.440 --> 00:01:57.035 WE ARE NO ANGELS 2 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:08.115 Very generous! Sing! 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:42.673 Darling! Look who's awake! 00:02:42.920 --> 00:02:45.354 My tiger was very adventurous last night. 00:02:49.320 --> 00:02:50.799 Breakfast for the champion! 00:02:53.800 --> 00:02:57.270 The oil is burning! Fuck! 00:02:58.720 --> 00:03:02.315 ...to be together, for better or worse. 00:03:02.720 --> 00:03:05.518 I do! - And now for something classy! 00:03:05.880 --> 00:03:07.313 Four-eyes, get lost! 00:03:07.600 --> 00:03:09.909 Here's the dough, Try countin' it! 00:03:10.160 --> 00:03:12.628 Now you, big boy! Do you, Max Winterfeller... 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:15.035 Foeller. - Whatever, fatso! 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:20.192 Sounds weird anyhow! 00:03:21.040 --> 00:03:23.600 Is the chick perhaps... - Pregnant? No, man. 00:03:23.840 --> 00:03:28.391 OK. Do you take her to be your wedded wife... 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:30.711 Fucking HUMMINGBIRD STYLE! 00:03:32.040 --> 00:03:35.476 Check this out! An emergency phone call. 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:41.229 Have to pick this up. Might be an emergency. 00:03:41.520 --> 00:03:43.988 Just say "I do" so we can go home. 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:45.992 Eat me, groom! 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:55.196 Hey! That is public property! 00:03:59.640 --> 00:04:00.993 Fuckin' peasants! 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:03.999 I forgot, there is nothing sacred to a Serb except a BMW. 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:06.151 And don't forget Versace. 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:08.715 You didn't score this time! 00:04:08.960 --> 00:04:11.428 They would have split after six months. 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:14.874 We better go to our old client! 00:04:17.400 --> 00:04:19.436 Here you go, baby, enjoy it. 00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:22.473 Oh, sorry. 00:04:22.760 --> 00:04:26.719 Thank God it's a long one! Not from down there. 00:04:28.840 --> 00:04:31.354 The registrar always rings twice. 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:33.758 Shit, my husband! 00:04:34.280 --> 00:04:36.350 He's on a lunch break. Hide! 00:04:42.680 --> 00:04:47.595 What a wedding today. Good thing I was armed. 00:04:47.960 --> 00:04:51.032 Put it back, please! - OK, baby. Don't freak out. 00:04:51.320 --> 00:04:53.550 Yuck, you shaved your legs!? - Sorry. 00:04:54.640 --> 00:04:58.474 Can't anything nice ever happen to me in this house? 00:05:05.760 --> 00:05:09.116 Come here, babe! - That gun is pinching me! 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:12.432 It's not the gun, sugar! - Huh?! - You know, babe. 00:05:13.680 --> 00:05:15.113 Fuckin' suicide! 00:05:15.320 --> 00:05:16.116 Still, still... 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:26.471 Piss off, feather bag! 00:05:29.400 --> 00:05:32.039 You have wings, you don't give a fuck! 00:05:36.440 --> 00:05:37.555 Excuse me! 00:05:40.320 --> 00:05:42.754 I hate to interrupt your breakfast... 00:05:44.080 --> 00:05:45.399 Please. 00:05:48.640 --> 00:05:51.393 Give it to me, darling! 00:05:54.080 --> 00:05:57.595 Keep booping, you maniac. 00:06:10.960 --> 00:06:14.157 See a shrink, you schmuck! 00:06:16.320 --> 00:06:19.278 Come, please. COME! 00:06:19.960 --> 00:06:23.839 You could help him a bit. Shake your ass a little, please. 00:06:24.400 --> 00:06:26.197 Yes! Yes! 00:06:26.520 --> 00:06:29.717 Come on! Just a little bit more! There it is! 00:06:30.400 --> 00:06:34.075 TURN AROUND, BABE. Yuck, your ass is so cold. 00:06:34.320 --> 00:06:35.912 Well, I'm going to jump. 00:06:36.680 --> 00:06:38.591 No. I might survive. 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:44.030 Grandma! 00:06:44.760 --> 00:06:46.478 Grandma, save me! 00:06:46.880 --> 00:06:50.190 Help! A thief! A thief! 00:06:50.440 --> 00:06:52.158 I'm not a thief, madam, I'm the lover!! 00:06:52.320 --> 00:06:53.753 Help! The Lover! 00:06:56.400 --> 00:06:57.958 Ouch, the Lover went down. 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:04.593 Huh, there is a God! - There is a God, but he's taking a nap. 00:07:17.960 --> 00:07:19.951 Don't worry. I'm just fine! 00:07:20.320 --> 00:07:23.312 Just a bit of polish, it's gonna be as good as new. 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:26.113 You can have this glued... 00:07:26.360 --> 00:07:30.114 Catch him! - You... BITCH!!! 00:07:55.280 --> 00:07:59.159 So long, schmucks! The keys! The keys! 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:21.678 What, you're gonna fuck me too? 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:27.757 I have a new, more intense, more frightening fear. 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:30.508 I'm afraid that I'm going to be late. 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:32.676 I take off an hour earlier. 00:08:32.920 --> 00:08:36.037 I step on it, I rush up and down, left and right. 00:08:36.320 --> 00:08:38.595 Children are vomiting, pregnant women are screaming, 00:08:38.880 --> 00:08:45.069 and I'm making loops through the clouds and I'm still LATE! 00:08:47.800 --> 00:08:50.314 Thank God, I'm never late. That will be all for today. 00:08:50.560 --> 00:08:51.788 Very good. 00:08:52.920 --> 00:08:55.275 You see, Doctor, I'm flying to Rome tomorrow, 00:08:55.520 --> 00:08:57.192 and I'm already very anxious today. 00:08:57.400 --> 00:08:59.072 Do you think the passengers will wait for me? 00:08:59.320 --> 00:09:01.117 Quite a reasonable assumption. 00:09:03.360 --> 00:09:06.830 So, my condition is not so bad? - Have a good day. 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:11.876 Bro, the night life got really intense, huh? 00:09:13.760 --> 00:09:16.433 I'm late! - Come inside for an emergency. 00:09:17.680 --> 00:09:21.434 When did you get a taste for men in uniform? 00:09:22.240 --> 00:09:23.753 What a legacy! 00:09:25.160 --> 00:09:27.071 I used to beat my kids with this. 00:09:27.280 --> 00:09:29.316 Now I beat my grand-kids. Nothing else works. 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:33.316 Let's go. - Doctor! 00:09:35.560 --> 00:09:39.473 Do you have an appointment? - No! - Then sit down! Wait! 00:09:40.080 --> 00:09:41.593 Son-in-law is goin' mad! 00:09:41.880 --> 00:09:43.677 GLASSES OFF! BRACES OFF! 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:47.515 I'm a tragic TEENAGER, trapped in a grown man's body. 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:50.072 Damn it, what's the date? 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:54.558 Who's blowing candles today? - 15 of them. Serious stuff! 00:09:56.240 --> 00:09:59.994 You didn't forget about it?! - Fuck off, how could I forget? 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:03.835 We're not saying you forgot... 00:10:04.760 --> 00:10:07.354 But you've suppressed that painful fact. 00:10:10.120 --> 00:10:12.839 I'm lucky I have no daughters, man. 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:14.872 With dogs like him around! 00:10:17.200 --> 00:10:19.350 Milan, get your ass over here. - Hold this! 00:10:19.800 --> 00:10:20.789 Coming, God damn! 00:10:23.360 --> 00:10:28.036 A friend of mine was holding his newborn daughter 00:10:28.280 --> 00:10:32.671 in the delivery room. He's holding her in his arms 00:10:32.920 --> 00:10:36.993 all teary-eyed and he looks at her and says: 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:40.596 Someday, someone is going to fuck you! 00:10:41.920 --> 00:10:45.071 I mean, much, much later. - About 15 years later. 00:10:49.120 --> 00:10:50.838 Milan, I am waiting! - Please, Doctor! 00:10:51.120 --> 00:10:52.030 I'm coming, damn it! 00:10:52.280 --> 00:10:54.157 She's going to slit her wrists for sure. 00:10:54.440 --> 00:10:55.350 I'm coming! 00:10:55.560 --> 00:10:57.516 Not blood on my carpet again! 00:10:57.840 --> 00:11:01.071 I forgot? Marina, what kind of a father would I be... 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:04.710 Terrible! The worst kind in the history of fatherhood! 00:11:04.840 --> 00:11:07.798 You'll never change, especially at your old age. 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:10.640 Idiot of a father and an idiot of a man! 00:11:13.160 --> 00:11:15.754 You know what? Every man, who turns 40 and still 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:18.434 has a pinball machine in his apartment... 00:11:18.640 --> 00:11:21.518 ...should be castrated with nail clippers. 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:25.152 You're not being fair to Nikola as a father 00:11:25.480 --> 00:11:30.156 Sophia adores him! - Completely beyond reason. 00:11:31.680 --> 00:11:33.636 Seems to run in the family. 00:11:34.400 --> 00:11:38.188 I have a phenomenal gift for Sophia's birthday. 00:11:38.480 --> 00:11:42.109 But I need help from one of the hottest chicks in town. 00:11:42.760 --> 00:11:44.796 Shoot, sister! I'm all yours! 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:51.557 Hey, producer! Repeating yourself, huh? 00:11:51.840 --> 00:11:53.796 Don't be ambitious! It's a sequel! 00:11:54.040 --> 00:11:56.076 Producers only extort money 00:11:56.360 --> 00:12:00.353 and exploit stale jokes from the original. 00:12:03.080 --> 00:12:04.672 Hold this, dickhead! 00:12:24.160 --> 00:12:27.470 Sophia! Your Daddy Nicky's got a candy for you! 00:12:28.160 --> 00:12:30.833 A sweet candy! Peek-a-boo! 00:12:31.440 --> 00:12:33.510 For Daddy, you're still... 00:12:36.560 --> 00:12:37.879 Green! 00:12:40.560 --> 00:12:43.757 You've been cheating! - You mean like 00:12:44.080 --> 00:12:46.150 what you did to Mom? 00:12:46.520 --> 00:12:48.590 Spare me your Mom's crap, please! 00:12:50.160 --> 00:12:51.957 I'm a free man, you know? 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:58.319 Except that you have me. - Except that I have you. 00:12:59.120 --> 00:13:00.553 Happy birthday, kiddo! 00:13:05.920 --> 00:13:06.716 Boss! 00:13:08.320 --> 00:13:09.753 Dad, who are those geeks? 00:13:10.040 --> 00:13:12.634 Don't say that. Those are Daddy's clients. 00:13:12.840 --> 00:13:15.035 Boss, I've got a group of politicians 00:13:15.280 --> 00:13:17.396 who say playing without masks will make it more interesting. 00:13:17.640 --> 00:13:20.791 Give them live ammo. It's on the house. 00:13:21.120 --> 00:13:24.157 Let's go, gentlemen! The boss wishes you 00:13:24.440 --> 00:13:27.079 a fight to the finish! Go and change. 00:13:27.640 --> 00:13:29.710 There is one more thing. 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:34.397 No way! Forget about it. - Daddy! 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:37.996 Don't you Daddy me... all the time! 00:13:42.760 --> 00:13:46.799 There is still work to be done on it... - Cool! 00:13:47.240 --> 00:13:49.310 Some stripes should be changed. 00:13:49.640 --> 00:13:52.313 The front seats still can't be brought down. 00:13:52.640 --> 00:13:54.790 With the new shock absorbers... 00:13:55.080 --> 00:13:56.832 it could run on Baghdad roads. 00:13:57.080 --> 00:14:02.200 I'd hate to ride it until it's in... perfect condition. 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:10.790 It seems to me that you love it more than you love me. 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:13.196 Don't talk crap, sweety... NO! 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:14.953 Let me see your hands. 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:21.559 All right, but, just one ride. 00:14:22.800 --> 00:14:25.314 Kids, do you like driving fast? 00:14:33.280 --> 00:14:35.840 Watch out, moron! Don't you see my baby is driving? 00:14:37.880 --> 00:14:42.476 Now slow and easy, put it... - Come on, you geek! 00:14:42.960 --> 00:14:46.509 Be polite, respect other drivers. 00:14:46.960 --> 00:14:50.270 I'll get you! - What are you doing? Are you crazy? 00:14:55.040 --> 00:14:56.632 You think it's easy being a father? 00:14:56.880 --> 00:14:58.871 What were you thinking when you conceived me? 00:15:21.920 --> 00:15:24.195 What's this? Boxing gloves? 00:15:24.680 --> 00:15:27.831 What did your mother buy you? Barbie socks? 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:30.675 I don't know. She's acting all mysterious. 00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:34.191 Your mother mysterious? It bodes no good. 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:37.472 You must be joking? - Of course I'm joking! 00:15:37.760 --> 00:15:40.672 Daddy bought this for a lady... Actually, for a costume party! 00:15:40.920 --> 00:15:44.959 I'm going as a robber. No, THIS is for you. 00:15:50.400 --> 00:15:53.551 Daddy, do you think I'm pretty? 00:15:53.760 --> 00:15:57.548 Honey, to me you're the most... - Not like that. 00:15:57.840 --> 00:16:00.752 The guys from school they're not into me... 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:04.595 Daddy, you're a genius! 00:16:10.120 --> 00:16:12.509 What can I say? Either you have it or you don't! 00:16:12.960 --> 00:16:14.518 See ya next weekend. 00:16:22.640 --> 00:16:25.279 Just so you know, I don't have anything to do with this. 00:16:25.480 --> 00:16:27.948 It's your mother who... And mine too. 00:16:29.200 --> 00:16:29.996 Geek! 00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:40.952 Happy birthday, honey. 00:16:42.120 --> 00:16:45.635 Who are these people? - Part of the present, hon. 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:47.519 Give me that awful gun! 00:16:47.800 --> 00:16:50.394 It's not going to hurt, honey. Relax. 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:54.072 Do you like Kylie? 00:16:55.320 --> 00:16:57.072 Huh? Sure, my favorite... 00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:07.276 Promise you won't rip it off? 00:17:07.560 --> 00:17:10.916 Cross my heart, hon. - I mean, not right away. 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:18.599 This is the most beautiful present a girl could get... 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:21.075 for her 15th birthday!!! 00:17:22.600 --> 00:17:23.715 Daddy! 00:17:29.080 --> 00:17:32.197 UNCLE Nikola to you!! 00:17:32.880 --> 00:17:35.030 I'm kidding, you idiot! Check my ID. In my bag. 00:17:35.280 --> 00:17:36.429 Yup, in your school bag! 00:17:36.640 --> 00:17:38.596 Many years ago your mother did the same thing 00:17:38.880 --> 00:17:42.589 to get a hold on your father. But the result was average. 00:17:43.200 --> 00:17:45.555 Not like this - shocking! 00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:51.079 Girl, you're a natural! 00:17:53.080 --> 00:17:55.753 The Kid just discovered jerking off! 00:17:56.040 --> 00:17:58.873 This is pure trash. Disgusting! 00:17:59.120 --> 00:18:03.193 Then why do you play "pocket-pool"? Drop that! 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:15.195 Mine. Home Sweet Home. 00:18:41.560 --> 00:18:45.439 And now some morning exercise. 00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:01.639 Hi, Marina. 00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:05.238 Of course I didn't forget. I'm on my way now. 00:19:06.480 --> 00:19:09.233 Honk the horn? You don't believe I'm in the car? 00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:14.919 Listen, Marina, your lack of trust 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:18.875 is exactly what ruined our relationship. 00:19:25.240 --> 00:19:28.152 Snip... snip... there Goes his dick! 00:19:28.400 --> 00:19:29.628 Nicky! 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:33.440 You scumbag! Don't ruin my child! 00:19:34.320 --> 00:19:37.039 Uncle Nikola... Sorry, Nikola. 00:19:37.240 --> 00:19:39.037 You told me not to call you "Uncle". 00:19:39.280 --> 00:19:42.238 Do I look like an "Uncle" to you? - I wanted to ask you... 00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:47.358 Ask. - Could I take Sophia to the movies sometimes? 00:19:47.640 --> 00:19:49.835 Why do you have to ask? You've been playing all your life. 00:19:50.040 --> 00:19:53.794 Need some cash, kiddo? - Tell her that YOU don't mind. 00:19:54.040 --> 00:19:55.473 No problem, kiddo. 00:19:56.400 --> 00:19:58.277 Wow, you fixed your goggles? 00:19:59.120 --> 00:20:02.635 Get some ass, too much studying ruins your eyes. 00:20:03.360 --> 00:20:04.315 Anybody home? 00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:07.995 Hey, people! 00:20:10.280 --> 00:20:11.998 Will someone answer that? 00:20:14.760 --> 00:20:15.476 Yeah? 00:20:17.240 --> 00:20:19.276 OK, Dragan, I'll tell her. 00:20:19.480 --> 00:20:23.871 Marina! Sophia! Girls, where are you? 00:20:27.960 --> 00:20:30.110 Yeah? What? 00:20:30.720 --> 00:20:33.792 Ivan? You're not Dragan? 00:20:35.080 --> 00:20:37.389 OK, Ivan. I'll give her... 00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:40.959 ...the message. 00:20:46.400 --> 00:20:48.595 Am I in the... wrong house? 00:20:57.400 --> 00:20:59.709 Hi, Dad! Mom, it's for me! 00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:04.318 That was a present from Mom. Do you like it? 00:21:04.600 --> 00:21:08.309 Bye! This is Veljko. We're going skating. - Bye, hon! 00:21:08.640 --> 00:21:12.792 What do you think, proud of your girl? - Who was that? 00:21:13.200 --> 00:21:17.318 You mean that cute boy? - No! That THING in a skirt! 00:21:17.560 --> 00:21:20.438 You don't expect your daughter to go to soccer matches 00:21:20.640 --> 00:21:23.438 with you all her life? - And shoot that horrible gun! 00:21:23.600 --> 00:21:24.589 You, zip it! 00:21:32.760 --> 00:21:34.910 Face the fact your daughter is a young woman. 00:21:35.160 --> 00:21:37.913 She was just a GIRL until yesterday. 00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:40.469 No, Goran, she's not in. - Give it to me! Hello? 00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:42.472 Listen to me, you filthy pedophile! 00:21:42.760 --> 00:21:44.830 Tell me where you live and I'll come and take you out. 00:21:45.080 --> 00:21:48.072 Where?! SKATING, you little fuck! 00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:51.269 Who'll look after this child now, after you two pimps, 00:21:51.600 --> 00:21:53.795 have dressed her so that half the city wants to undress her? 00:21:54.000 --> 00:21:56.230 You could be that... brave knight. - Shut up! 00:21:56.480 --> 00:21:57.959 We're going away for a weekend. - A long weekend. 00:21:58.160 --> 00:22:00.674 Actually for a week, to Rome. So I was wondering if you... 00:22:00.920 --> 00:22:03.673 If you...? - Lf I, what? - Nothing. 00:22:05.120 --> 00:22:06.473 Forget it, I'll call my mother. 00:22:06.720 --> 00:22:08.950 She doesn't even know that Elvis died. 00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:13.472 Who will protect our child from the onslaught of these...? 00:22:16.640 --> 00:22:19.712 You weren't there when your child had measles, 00:22:20.040 --> 00:22:23.476 mumps, staphylococcus... 00:22:24.760 --> 00:22:26.955 Streptococcus... - No, no! 00:22:28.240 --> 00:22:32.631 Chicken pox... - A few ear infections. 00:22:33.000 --> 00:22:35.912 Now you get to stay home for a change, lover boy. 00:22:36.560 --> 00:22:37.788 Be good. 00:22:41.120 --> 00:22:44.999 And no sluts here! - You've got a minor to take care of. 00:22:45.280 --> 00:22:46.508 I almost forgot. 00:22:48.120 --> 00:22:50.350 This is the number of our hotel in Rome. 00:22:50.600 --> 00:22:53.068 This is what the children like to eat and... 00:22:53.360 --> 00:22:55.920 ...Sophia and Marco's dentist appointment! 00:23:05.000 --> 00:23:08.151 Who's calling? Listen, prick... 00:23:08.440 --> 00:23:12.319 Yo, director! Are we supposed to die of boredom here 00:23:12.600 --> 00:23:15.717 while they're saying goodbye for fucking ever. 00:23:16.080 --> 00:23:19.072 I'll fix this. Time for the Devil's editing! 00:23:24.760 --> 00:23:28.150 What are you doing, you maniac? 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:32.389 This is suicide, man! - What? 00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:36.833 The audience? These shitheads!? 00:23:37.120 --> 00:23:38.758 What's up, geeks!? 00:24:06.320 --> 00:24:06.957 Uncle Nikola... 00:24:07.240 --> 00:24:09.708 Hmmm... Got lot to do... hmm... all my good nature... 00:24:29.360 --> 00:24:31.874 There you are! Let's see. 00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:38.033 Dear Diary... blah, blah. No boys, just children's crap. 00:24:39.320 --> 00:24:40.275 I'm insane! 00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:44.916 That's it! Got you now! 00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:50.555 Yeah? Who's asking? 00:24:51.360 --> 00:24:52.873 Wrong number, bro. 00:25:00.040 --> 00:25:02.429 You fuckin' PERVERT! 00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:08.759 Did someone call me? 00:25:09.480 --> 00:25:12.392 How nice that we'll spend the whole week together. 00:25:12.640 --> 00:25:15.837 No kiss for Daddy? - Are you sure no one called? 00:25:16.360 --> 00:25:18.555 NO... not even telemarketers! 00:25:19.160 --> 00:25:21.390 Did you have a fight with a girlfriend? 00:25:21.640 --> 00:25:24.074 Yeah! She broke my game-boy! 00:25:25.880 --> 00:25:27.871 You shouldn't be ashamed of your feelings. 00:25:28.200 --> 00:25:30.430 It is the natural need of a father to protect his daughter 00:25:30.760 --> 00:25:33.115 from the destructive MALE influence! 00:25:33.360 --> 00:25:35.874 Tell me what you see when you think about it? 00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:39.039 I don't know. House arrest? 00:25:40.480 --> 00:25:44.632 Huh... Why not chains, shackles... - Whipping. 00:25:46.080 --> 00:25:49.356 Sorry. - No, it's a bit... - Too much? 00:25:49.600 --> 00:25:51.511 Apart from being illegal, It's completely inefficient. 00:25:51.760 --> 00:25:53.876 Remember, there is no such thing as total control. 00:25:54.080 --> 00:25:57.516 You can establish control in the house, but what about... 00:25:57.800 --> 00:25:59.791 The horrible school washroom?! 00:26:04.360 --> 00:26:05.315 Next! 00:26:06.440 --> 00:26:11.468 You'll be suspended. All of you! MANIACS! 00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:13.950 I know, I'll sign her out of the school. 00:26:14.200 --> 00:26:17.272 Okay. - Yes. Daddy will take care of her. 00:26:39.560 --> 00:26:42.950 Russian shit! Fell of the truck! 00:27:01.520 --> 00:27:03.238 This will help you GET OFF! 00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:12.878 Comrade zombies! Stop, please! 00:27:17.760 --> 00:27:21.514 Please... Leave her alone! Screw me instead! 00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:23.677 Please! 00:27:25.280 --> 00:27:27.999 It's nothing to you and it means a lot to me! 00:27:30.360 --> 00:27:34.672 I might be fat but I can really shake my ass. 00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:44.794 I'll hire an old, extremely old teacher for her. 00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:52.115 I'll be a good girl and obey my Daddy... 00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:54.994 I'll be a good girl and obey my Daddy... 00:27:55.240 --> 00:27:59.631 And so on. You are doing great in every subject. 00:27:59.880 --> 00:28:01.393 Except one. 00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:05.757 I taught you to knock, sons! 00:28:12.120 --> 00:28:16.318 Are you saying that nothing can be done? - Hardly. 00:28:16.720 --> 00:28:21.271 Thanks. - Sorry, I'm allergic to tears. 00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:25.869 The first step is to understand and respect the only advantage 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:30.199 of your enemies: Constant secretion of male hormones. 00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:32.471 That makes them ready for anything. 00:28:33.480 --> 00:28:35.232 Remember what you were like! 00:28:36.800 --> 00:28:39.394 HOME OF SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC, LATE 80's 00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:43.389 Maria, my child, why aren't you studying? 00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:47.195 No! You played with the baton again. 00:28:50.560 --> 00:28:52.835 You must check your vaginal secretion. 00:28:53.080 --> 00:28:55.753 This has totally corroded. Where do the batteries go? 00:28:56.040 --> 00:28:59.237 Daddy, NO, please! - You fuckin' whore!!! 00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:03.351 Where is he? I'll kill him for sure! 00:29:07.240 --> 00:29:09.231 That is your biggest asset. 00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:13.228 You've been in and out all the time. - Especially in. 00:29:13.640 --> 00:29:17.553 That's it, you know the problem. But the most important thing... 00:29:17.800 --> 00:29:21.315 What? - Do not, under any circumstance show 00:29:21.560 --> 00:29:24.950 any sign of animosity towards the ENEMY! 00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:28.795 I know it's the hardest part, but... SELF CONTROL, my friend. 00:29:29.080 --> 00:29:32.277 Let's imagine the situation. I'll play the little villain 00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:34.915 with just one thing on my mind: 00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:37.958 To steal your precious daughter's virginity. 00:29:46.840 --> 00:29:50.515 Stop! Self control! 00:29:51.280 --> 00:29:53.953 If you show animosity... - Take your glasses off! 00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:56.515 ...your daughter will be even more interested in the subject. 00:29:56.760 --> 00:29:58.716 Then you're on the road of no return. 00:30:04.840 --> 00:30:06.068 Let's practice. 00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:17.188 Wrong! Cut it out! Let's try again. 00:30:18.120 --> 00:30:23.877 Daisies. Sophia's favorite. Come in, young man. 00:30:31.360 --> 00:30:33.078 She'll be right down. 00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:44.872 Bravo! Congratulations. 00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:54.313 Daddy! Phooey! 00:30:54.560 --> 00:30:56.755 Sweet boy. Let's not waste him... 00:30:57.000 --> 00:30:59.958 Bad dog! Very bad dog! 00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:06.755 Kind of okay... for a start. 00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:09.315 You showed a reasonable level of tolerance. - Thanks. 00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:10.990 Spit it out. 00:31:13.280 --> 00:31:13.871 Thank you. 00:31:14.120 --> 00:31:16.475 Look! I'm shaking. - Bear this in mind: 00:31:16.760 --> 00:31:19.115 If you do that, she'll bandage his wound herself. 00:31:19.360 --> 00:31:21.999 And then, out of guilt, she'll be ready to... 00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:24.629 All right! 00:31:27.800 --> 00:31:32.191 Bravo! You see, you're making big progress. 00:31:32.520 --> 00:31:33.635 I'm going to make it. 00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:35.638 Self control is the key to success. - Yes. 00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:37.757 I'm going to make it. 00:31:38.040 --> 00:31:42.158 I won't! I won't! - Self control! Self control! 00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:54.877 Yes? 00:31:55.600 --> 00:31:56.749 Hi! 00:31:58.520 --> 00:32:01.239 Really? When did you call? 00:32:02.120 --> 00:32:05.556 That's strange. Nobody told me. Go out with you? 00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:12.075 Well... I don't know. What time!? 00:32:12.760 --> 00:32:15.752 Out of the question! We said we were going go-carting. 00:32:16.080 --> 00:32:19.152 One should keep one's word. Besides, who's that boy? 00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:21.829 Are you sure that he's reliable, a good student? 00:32:22.120 --> 00:32:23.348 It must be checked! 00:32:23.680 --> 00:32:26.558 He should bring some proof. His school report, 00:32:26.840 --> 00:32:31.197 his URINE culture or a smear from... OK, not the smear. 00:32:31.800 --> 00:32:32.949 You're insane! 00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.317 No! Not the laser! 00:32:45.360 --> 00:32:48.193 Listen to me, you maniac! Hi, Marina. 00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:52.192 Some idiot's making prank calls. The child cannot study. 00:32:53.080 --> 00:32:55.640 What's that music in the background? 00:32:56.040 --> 00:32:57.951 I know it's Italian... 00:32:58.680 --> 00:33:01.956 OK, never mind. Enjoy, we'll talk later. 00:33:27.120 --> 00:33:33.912 The first time I saw you 00:33:35.080 --> 00:33:42.077 An angel so little and so sweet 00:33:43.080 --> 00:33:50.668 In an instant my love was true 00:33:51.120 --> 00:33:57.070 For ever I will love you 00:33:59.120 --> 00:34:02.715 The prejudice is false indeed 00:34:03.040 --> 00:34:06.669 That a mother is all you need 00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:10.276 'Cause whatever she could give 00:34:10.560 --> 00:34:13.916 A father can better achieve 00:34:14.160 --> 00:34:17.630 Share joys only with Dad 00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:21.475 Share secrets only with Dad 00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:26.515 Do a PERM only with dad 00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:32.479 Even if he has a special girlfriend 00:34:32.760 --> 00:34:36.196 Only you bring Daddy luck 00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:41.394 And that girlfriend he just fu... fully respects 00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:47.353 You live in your dreams, baby 00:34:47.600 --> 00:34:52.833 And my voice you don't heed 00:34:53.160 --> 00:34:57.597 You don't yet know what love may be... I hope 00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:01.879 And you don't know that Daddy is all you need... 00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:05.153 Why are we in a fucking home video?! 00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:07.670 I'm going through existential pain here, man! 00:35:08.040 --> 00:35:11.919 Come closer this song you must hear 00:35:12.200 --> 00:35:15.556 Your Daddy would give his life gladly 00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:19.196 For all the boys in your life to disappear... 00:35:29.640 --> 00:35:30.755 Sophia? 00:35:32.200 --> 00:35:34.395 Sophia, honey? - Go away! 00:35:35.240 --> 00:35:37.800 Daddy is not that big of a jerk 00:35:38.080 --> 00:35:40.958 not to let you go out with... boys. 00:35:43.040 --> 00:35:45.918 Really? - Really. 00:35:46.720 --> 00:35:48.039 Cross your heart? 00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:51.958 Cross my heart. 00:35:52.600 --> 00:35:56.479 Of course, you'll have time for that... Plenty of time. 00:35:58.040 --> 00:36:01.077 For example, this kid Marko. Do you remember when he 00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:03.510 brought those Barbie dolls to dress them together, 00:36:03.760 --> 00:36:06.593 and you buried them in the garden? - Cremated! 00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:10.270 Yes, in a microwave oven. I forgot. Such a creative child! 00:36:10.600 --> 00:36:13.433 This kid, Marco is a fine young man. 00:36:13.680 --> 00:36:17.275 The other day he asked my permission to take you out. 00:36:17.520 --> 00:36:22.275 He's so well-bred. - But Dad, Marco is like family to me. 00:36:22.600 --> 00:36:27.071 I don't feel any passion for him. - You're just fifteen! 00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:30.678 Passion comes later, MUCH LATER! 00:36:31.080 --> 00:36:33.548 Now is the time to be passionate about, 00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:35.557 let's say, a good book. 00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:38.678 At your age I couldn't take my hands of... 00:36:39.640 --> 00:36:41.596 I have to go. They're waiting for me. 00:36:42.680 --> 00:36:44.398 How do I look? 00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:47.032 Daddy, lipstick. 00:37:07.080 --> 00:37:10.197 Marco, uncle Nikola has something to ask you. 00:37:11.320 --> 00:37:13.629 I'm not asking you to be an ordinary rat 00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:16.552 and to do it out of love. 00:37:19.520 --> 00:37:21.909 I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse. 00:37:22.200 --> 00:37:26.910 Uncle Nikola, just give me some advice, man to man. 00:37:27.120 --> 00:37:29.588 No need to bribe me. Just show me 00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:32.519 how to become... COOL 00:37:32.720 --> 00:37:34.551 Sonny, I haven't got seven lives, 00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:36.955 we better stick to business. 00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:44.158 You see how easy it is? 00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:47.437 Us Serbs, we are programmed to love only two things. 00:37:47.720 --> 00:37:49.836 To inform on people and to be paid for it! 00:37:51.680 --> 00:37:53.591 I want a detailed written report 00:37:53.840 --> 00:37:56.070 about potential aggressors on my child. 00:37:56.480 --> 00:37:58.277 You get the second payment and scotch tape 00:37:58.480 --> 00:38:00.311 when your work is done. Understood? 00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:31.473 I've been waiting for my daughter the whole day 00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:37.038 To come back to Daddy, "I love you"to say. 00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:42.519 Your waiting is in vain, she's found her way. 00:38:44.040 --> 00:38:47.476 I'll wait for her, yes I will, even if it's in vain. 00:38:49.160 --> 00:38:54.393 Darling, stop Darling, stop, relax 00:38:55.040 --> 00:38:56.917 I'm going to fucking kill these assholes! 00:38:57.160 --> 00:39:01.995 I'm yours! If you don't want me, my friend does. 00:39:06.280 --> 00:39:11.070 I'd love you too, dear, but my mother won't let me... 00:39:11.480 --> 00:39:13.118 What fucking mother? 00:39:13.560 --> 00:39:16.632 What idiotic lyrics! And... a Musical?! 00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:19.430 We all know what kind of people like musicals! 00:39:19.680 --> 00:39:21.716 Look at those two guys. First some hand-holding 00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:23.632 in a cinema and then hanky-panky! 00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:25.911 Aghh... what would your poor mothers say! 00:39:26.120 --> 00:39:27.678 I want a normal movie, 00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:30.190 like "Hong-Kong Smash-Up", that kind of shit! 00:39:35.520 --> 00:39:37.272 Wow! Come to Daddy! 00:39:46.560 --> 00:39:48.073 I have to go. 00:39:48.600 --> 00:39:50.397 Hi, Daddy. - Good day. 00:39:51.360 --> 00:39:53.999 I have also come to ask my daughter out. 00:39:54.200 --> 00:39:56.475 You promised to go go-carting with me 00:39:56.720 --> 00:39:58.233 a long time ago. 00:39:58.480 --> 00:39:59.595 Let me see. 00:40:01.240 --> 00:40:04.277 We could go on Thursday. - No, I have a date 00:40:04.520 --> 00:40:06.238 with that cute football player. 00:40:06.680 --> 00:40:09.990 Maybe Sunday. I can ditch that poet. 00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:12.351 Daddy, on Sunday I'm all yours. 00:40:12.640 --> 00:40:15.074 Nikola - dash - Daddy. 00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:30.633 I feel a drain... of karmic energy in you. 00:40:33.400 --> 00:40:36.995 Your aura is somehow pale. - It's not the aura. 00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:40.118 My washing machine doesn't rinse properly. 00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:45.113 And... I'm using a lot of fabric SOFTENER... 00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:48.875 to avoid chaffing. - Maybe my mother 00:40:49.080 --> 00:40:52.197 is breaking your concentration. Or it's business problems. 00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:55.039 More like family problems. - Don't worry, hon, 00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:57.919 You can't get it up. But age brings wisdom. 00:40:58.120 --> 00:40:59.394 Or so they say. 00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:02.030 Isn't it so, mom? - Wise guy. 00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:07.036 Uncle Nikola? - Let's hear it! 00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:10.195 I've been on duty here the whole time. 00:41:12.080 --> 00:41:13.433 She's not back yet. 00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:18.639 What an engine! 3700 ccm... - Cut the crap! 00:41:19.680 --> 00:41:21.557 What a coincidence! Father and daughter 00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:23.597 returning home at the same time. 00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:26.559 Which is not what we agreed on. You're late. 00:41:31.520 --> 00:41:33.909 I know, but I had a great time, Daddy. 00:41:34.280 --> 00:41:38.159 Really? - I'll brush my teeth, grab my teddy and hit the beddy. 00:41:39.680 --> 00:41:42.069 This is that guy Andrei. He's some kind of an artist. 00:41:42.400 --> 00:41:45.836 An artist? Excellent! Artists are usually harmless. 00:41:46.160 --> 00:41:49.038 What kind of artist? - A musician I think. 00:41:49.240 --> 00:41:52.232 What kind of music? Classic, jazz, ambient? 00:41:52.520 --> 00:41:56.991 I don't know. - Why am I paying you for? Investigate! 00:41:59.160 --> 00:42:02.994 I want a detailed report. - There are many rumors. 00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:06.957 What rumors? - That he never wore short pants. 00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:09.518 I don't understand. What short pants? 00:42:18.560 --> 00:42:20.232 Why are you brushing your teeth?! 00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:24.673 Listen, never mind that you were an hour late... 00:42:27.680 --> 00:42:30.274 The question is how you spent that hour? 00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:35.113 You want to know if I slept with Andrei? 00:42:35.400 --> 00:42:37.550 Why don't you read about it in my diary? 00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:41.190 If you don't feel like reading I'll tell you. I didn't. 00:42:42.680 --> 00:42:44.557 I mean, not yet. 00:42:45.680 --> 00:42:48.752 Sweety... - Nikola, I'm fifteen 00:42:49.080 --> 00:42:52.834 but not five or seven. Do you remember this? 00:42:53.200 --> 00:42:56.112 I remember. - You don't remember, Nikola. 00:42:56.520 --> 00:42:58.988 Because mom always marked my height. 00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:16.035 The first time I saw you... 00:43:17.120 --> 00:43:19.156 Enough with that fucking musical! 00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:21.118 Or I'll change the genre... 00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:22.674 ...into PORN! 00:43:29.080 --> 00:43:30.433 This is sick! 00:43:30.720 --> 00:43:34.554 Why? Low budget, but cute. This is not a studio movie. 00:43:35.600 --> 00:43:38.194 Enough with the fucking sex, man! 00:43:39.040 --> 00:43:41.315 Hey, not me! - What do you think, 00:43:41.640 --> 00:43:43.596 how many times a day does an average teenager... 00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:46.639 ...think of sex? - I don't know. 20-30 times. 00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:49.190 758 times! - Huh. 00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:52.233 And - A rocker!? 00:43:52.600 --> 00:43:55.558 Let's drop psychology for a moment, 00:43:55.840 --> 00:43:58.832 and use common language: YOU'RE FUCKED! 00:44:00.080 --> 00:44:02.310 You'll have to resort to drastic measures. 00:44:02.640 --> 00:44:05.677 No, I can't do that. - Breathe, breathe... 00:44:08.800 --> 00:44:12.031 Concentrate hard on what's troubling you. 00:44:13.760 --> 00:44:14.590 You dropped it. 00:44:20.080 --> 00:44:23.516 A young plant will be pulled out from the roots. 00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:27.998 Be wary of a stranger, who crosses your threshold. 00:44:29.640 --> 00:44:33.030 It's not as bad as it seems. On the contrary. 00:44:34.960 --> 00:44:37.713 I feel you're ready for another try. Don't move. 00:44:40.680 --> 00:44:43.353 ...of a stranger, who crosses your threshold... 00:44:44.000 --> 00:44:48.312 ...a young spearman! You prick! 00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:53.871 Give it to me. Why are you like that? 00:44:54.200 --> 00:44:55.713 Well, take it. 00:44:57.400 --> 00:45:00.392 Didn't I give her everything? Winter and summer holidays, 00:45:00.680 --> 00:45:02.910 ice cream on a sore throat, wild boar hunting, 00:45:03.240 --> 00:45:07.472 duck hunting... - Now we shall freshen up your aura. 00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:17.273 Deana, something important came up and I have to leave, 00:45:17.520 --> 00:45:19.988 but I'll be back and the aura... 00:45:20.600 --> 00:45:21.828 Oh, Go Fuck Yourself!!! 00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:24.716 Mom! 00:45:36.160 --> 00:45:37.673 Wonderful children! 00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:41.597 A sec ago they were playing "Hide and a seek around the dick". 00:45:47.800 --> 00:45:49.677 Self control, remember? 00:45:50.280 --> 00:45:54.876 Today's girls do nothing but... - Study! - Fuck off! 00:46:10.160 --> 00:46:11.957 I see, a party. 00:46:13.720 --> 00:46:16.996 This stereo sucks. - Hi, Dad. 00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:20.557 We found Mom and your old records. 00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:24.949 I hope you don't mind. - Of course not. 00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:30.793 Is there a beer for me? 00:46:33.600 --> 00:46:37.195 Don't freak out, party on! 00:46:41.880 --> 00:46:44.314 The things I used to do to my folks. 00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:47.833 I drove them nuts. 00:46:49.040 --> 00:46:49.950 Gimme that. 00:46:53.200 --> 00:46:56.431 Your kids will do the same to you some day. 00:46:58.200 --> 00:46:59.997 Your Dad is really cool. 00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:04.914 Moroccan, excellent. 00:47:07.360 --> 00:47:08.759 Afghani. 00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:16.155 No. No, thank you. 00:47:21.200 --> 00:47:28.470 See, kids, Uncle Nicky used to raise hell to this music. 00:47:48.880 --> 00:47:55.513 Absolutely you're my number. Absolutely I'm your number. 00:47:55.960 --> 00:48:01.717 Absolutely a perfect couple we are! 00:48:27.040 --> 00:48:28.314 Thank you, thank you. 00:48:29.840 --> 00:48:31.910 Nikola, you rule. - We had a great time. 00:48:32.680 --> 00:48:34.432 I'm so glad we met. 00:48:35.560 --> 00:48:38.711 Would you like me to stay and help clean up? 00:48:39.680 --> 00:48:42.558 Very nice of you, perhaps... another time. 00:48:43.640 --> 00:48:45.073 Bye. - You rock. 00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:50.633 Man, my ex-girlfriends parents hated my guts. 00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:55.277 How come you're so different from all the rest? 00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:02.276 Andrei, I think it's because 00:49:02.560 --> 00:49:05.313 you remind me so much of myself when I was your age. 00:49:06.960 --> 00:49:11.238 Listen, son, you need to know one thing about Sophia. 00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:15.879 No shit? - My daughter is a very romantic person. 00:49:16.080 --> 00:49:19.277 You're really great, Dad. - She deserves the best. 00:49:21.040 --> 00:49:24.430 Bring my daughter and my car back by 11. 00:49:24.680 --> 00:49:28.593 Yes, Sir! - Actually, make it 11:30. 00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:34.236 And now... screwing time! 00:49:35.800 --> 00:49:39.713 We'll see. - Why the fuck are you hitting me? 00:49:43.080 --> 00:49:45.355 Bravo, kiddo. Let's move! 00:49:49.520 --> 00:49:52.318 I thought they'd go downtown for a drink 00:49:52.560 --> 00:49:55.757 and they're off to the middle of nowhere. 00:49:56.280 --> 00:49:59.795 You really don't have a clue. He's taking her to... 00:50:02.040 --> 00:50:06.033 Shut up and drive! - But you're driving, uncle Nikola. 00:50:06.280 --> 00:50:07.918 Who's driving? - You are! 00:50:14.680 --> 00:50:17.194 I know where they're headed. We'll take a shortcut. 00:50:17.400 --> 00:50:21.188 I also used to f... f... fool around there. 00:50:44.360 --> 00:50:47.113 Fatso, screw your own date! 00:50:47.720 --> 00:50:49.472 What are you looking at? Back to work. 00:50:49.680 --> 00:50:51.318 They're just crossing the railroad. 00:50:56.440 --> 00:50:58.237 The target is 20 ft away - We'll hide in the bushes. 00:50:58.560 --> 00:50:59.959 You stay a bit further away from me. 00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:03.959 Where are they? What's up, Joe! 00:51:04.160 --> 00:51:06.071 Hi, buddy. - Strange. They stopped. 00:51:06.320 --> 00:51:07.639 Maybe the car can't make it up the hill. 00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:10.917 She could go up a greasy pole. 00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:15.193 Not you, baby. 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:18.232 Hump, hump kids. 00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:24.838 Where is that fool going? 00:51:28.680 --> 00:51:31.956 Boy came out of the house and out into the street 00:51:32.640 --> 00:51:36.394 He is running very fast to the locomotive's beat. 00:51:56.960 --> 00:51:59.030 Sorry, I'm my parents' only child. 00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:03.597 Hurry up, maybe you can still manage to COME! 00:52:15.240 --> 00:52:16.275 Daddy! 00:52:16.920 --> 00:52:17.875 Baby! 00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:29.670 Grandma's engagement ring! 00:52:42.680 --> 00:52:49.438 This is so romantic. Love is born again from tragedy. 00:52:50.040 --> 00:52:54.318 Although... something's missing. Let's go again. 00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:04.150 Night fell and then... 00:53:07.240 --> 00:53:09.310 ...it started to rain. 00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:18.918 Am I the greatest film director or what? 00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:23.471 You pisspot! A man can't even take a leak! 00:53:23.760 --> 00:53:25.716 One tear follows another. 00:53:28.040 --> 00:53:31.271 What fucking GENRE is this?!? 00:53:31.520 --> 00:53:34.193 So what?! A bit of this, a bit of that. Artsy shit! 00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:37.830 Fuck Hollywood! Fuck conventions! 00:53:38.200 --> 00:53:40.270 Angel, let's do her while she's still warm! 00:53:51.520 --> 00:53:54.910 Don't hit me, you faggot! It was a joke! 00:53:56.880 --> 00:53:57.790 Sophia! 00:54:04.160 --> 00:54:05.036 Daddy! 00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:10.038 What about me?! 00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:14.675 Let me have him at least. 00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:16.552 Mommy! - Beat it, pussy! 00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:18.109 You stingy fuck! 00:54:44.520 --> 00:54:46.192 What can I say? 00:54:48.800 --> 00:54:50.836 Nikola, I'm so sorry. 00:54:52.160 --> 00:54:54.469 No, no! Self control! 00:54:54.800 --> 00:54:56.074 It's all right, son. 00:54:56.360 --> 00:55:01.639 Screw psychotherapy! Give him some physical therapy. 00:55:04.960 --> 00:55:07.235 You cocksucker! This is for the handles, 00:55:07.520 --> 00:55:09.317 this is for the front left wheel. 00:55:09.520 --> 00:55:11.636 You know how many parts this car has? - No! 00:55:12.160 --> 00:55:14.594 Please, just let Daddy release his tension! 00:55:14.960 --> 00:55:17.190 Please, just for an hour! - No, you animal! 00:55:18.880 --> 00:55:21.440 Just a minute. Daddy has to release his stress. 00:55:22.240 --> 00:55:24.959 Stress is a man's greatest enemy. It's the cause 00:55:25.200 --> 00:55:27.589 of all disease. Release your stress whenever you can. 00:55:27.960 --> 00:55:30.155 Damn it, he wears contact lenses. 00:55:33.720 --> 00:55:34.994 I'm so sorry. 00:55:36.960 --> 00:55:38.439 It's all right, son. 00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:44.950 What's important is that you two are safe and sound. 00:55:49.840 --> 00:55:53.515 What can I say? Your Dad is really cool. - I know. 00:55:55.960 --> 00:55:57.029 But you're not! 00:55:59.840 --> 00:56:01.319 Daddy's girl. 00:56:02.680 --> 00:56:05.831 From what I can determine... It's a wreck. 00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:13.711 Remember what I taught you, always clench your fist. 00:56:13.960 --> 00:56:15.837 I'm not focused when it's a street fight. 00:56:16.080 --> 00:56:17.991 This is not a street, it's a railroad. 00:56:18.240 --> 00:56:20.310 Let me show you. Marco, come here. 00:56:27.040 --> 00:56:28.268 Sorry, Daddy. 00:56:30.280 --> 00:56:32.111 Aw, forget it. 00:56:44.760 --> 00:56:46.113 Sophia! 00:56:47.280 --> 00:56:49.953 So long, dumb ass. 00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:11.039 Listen up! Zoran, Milan, Dragan... 00:57:11.920 --> 00:57:15.276 ...I'll stick it... Hi, Marina. 00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:19.951 Everything is just fine. Relax. 00:57:21.640 --> 00:57:24.200 I know it's hard for you to relax. 00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:33.912 Listen, I've been a terrible husband, but I know one thing. 00:57:36.400 --> 00:57:39.437 I'm one of the best dads in the world. 00:57:41.440 --> 00:57:42.873 If not the best. 00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:50.480 And if there's ever a Fathers' Olympics, 00:57:51.840 --> 00:57:54.149 I going to register. And win. 00:57:55.480 --> 00:57:57.835 That's it, Daddy. 00:57:58.080 --> 00:57:59.479 You spent all your bullets as usual. 00:57:59.720 --> 00:58:01.950 Honey, don't be a prick! - "Do you feel lucky, punk"! 00:58:02.240 --> 00:58:05.312 You wouldn't shoot your own father... in the back? 00:58:09.120 --> 00:58:12.829 Move to the left a bit. - No, Daddy, no! 00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:16.433 You're dead, dummy. 00:58:16.680 --> 00:58:19.797 Just so you know, I let you win this time. 00:58:23.960 --> 00:58:28.317 Because I owe you a lot. - Forget about it, baby. 00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:32.356 Why didn't you bring that sweet young man 00:58:32.600 --> 00:58:33.749 to play with us? 00:58:34.960 --> 00:58:38.953 I didn't tell you, because I know you like him, but... 00:58:41.000 --> 00:58:42.228 I broke up with him. 00:58:44.960 --> 00:58:45.995 You broke up? 00:58:48.960 --> 00:58:50.632 With such a nice young man? 00:58:53.040 --> 00:58:57.716 It's nice of you to worry, but Andrei wasn't good for me. 00:58:57.920 --> 00:59:00.229 But you gave him hope! You can't use your beauty 00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:04.234 to manipulate boys. - I know. But it's all so new for me. 00:59:04.560 --> 00:59:06.755 Boys never noticed me before. 00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:09.833 And now look - the most popular girl in school. 00:59:10.520 --> 00:59:12.476 Let me enjoy it for a while. 00:59:13.520 --> 00:59:18.310 Andrei was too pushy, if you know what I mean. 00:59:18.560 --> 00:59:20.278 You're completely right then. 00:59:21.040 --> 00:59:22.393 What are you doing here? 00:59:22.720 --> 00:59:25.109 We said we wouldn't see each other for a while. 00:59:25.360 --> 00:59:28.557 For about seventy years. - I didn't come to see you. 00:59:31.400 --> 00:59:36.758 Nikola, you are the only man who understands me. 00:59:38.720 --> 00:59:40.233 If you don't mind, 00:59:40.520 --> 00:59:44.911 maybe the two of us could go out sometime. 00:59:46.920 --> 00:59:51.152 You're LIKE A FATHER to me! 00:59:53.560 --> 00:59:59.317 Aw, this is not what I call a father-son hug! 01:00:02.720 --> 01:00:03.709 Let me. 01:00:05.520 --> 01:00:10.230 Oh, I have a hotel there. You owe me... 01:00:11.840 --> 01:00:14.149 Really? Are you sure? 01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:17.790 I don't know. Maybe I mis-counted. 01:00:18.400 --> 01:00:20.436 Don't ask me, I'm in Jail. 01:00:20.720 --> 01:00:23.678 Sorry. You got a "Chance". Draw. 01:00:25.600 --> 01:00:28.239 "You won second place in a beauty contest." 01:00:28.760 --> 01:00:29.795 Just second!? 01:00:31.680 --> 01:00:33.591 Give up! Get the door. I have to change. 01:00:35.800 --> 01:00:37.711 Who is it? - I have no idea. 01:00:38.200 --> 01:00:40.430 Good evening. Let me introduce myself. 01:00:40.680 --> 01:00:42.910 I'm Bozidar. You must be Nikola, Sophia's dad. 01:00:43.120 --> 01:00:45.031 I've heard so much about you. 01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:02.672 The skirt is a bit short. Don't you think? 01:01:03.760 --> 01:01:06.718 You think so? - Don't be so old fashioned! 01:01:07.640 --> 01:01:09.153 Sorry... Hands up! 01:01:09.400 --> 01:01:12.392 Marco doesn't think my skirt is too short. - No, no. 01:01:12.640 --> 01:01:14.153 Spread the legs! 01:01:16.080 --> 01:01:19.356 Got some drugs, some pills, some weed? 01:01:19.840 --> 01:01:21.956 Hey, little condoms! Ow! 01:01:22.240 --> 01:01:24.708 You better hide this shit or she'll know you're a moron. 01:01:25.600 --> 01:01:26.350 Hands down! 01:01:27.080 --> 01:01:30.629 Sophia can stay 'til 11. - He's lying! - For popcorn. 01:01:31.160 --> 01:01:33.993 'Til 11:30! - Don't worry, she'll be home by 11. 01:01:36.840 --> 01:01:41.231 Cool! Now we split my daughter's winnings... 01:01:41.760 --> 01:01:44.069 You can have this beauty contest. Let's go on. 01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:46.475 I have to go home, uncle Nikola. Night. 01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:49.191 Why? You're a handsome kid. 01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:09.833 Jump, jump, jump! A Chance! Let's see. 01:02:10.520 --> 01:02:14.593 You can't fool me. - Why, he's a nice boy. Real gent. 01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:18.511 Oh, I've got a virgin, 15 years old. How nice. 01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:19.995 Give me that! 01:02:21.320 --> 01:02:22.878 Go to jail! 01:02:28.880 --> 01:02:31.997 The worst is behind us. Now she has a new boyfriend. 01:02:32.720 --> 01:02:35.154 Kisses hands and stuff. A bit fruity. 01:02:35.400 --> 01:02:36.879 But never mind, he's a NICE boy. 01:02:39.280 --> 01:02:40.679 To my office! Quickly! 01:02:40.880 --> 01:02:42.871 You've stepped into a classic "Parent trap"! 01:02:43.080 --> 01:02:46.231 "A NICE BOY"!? There's nothing worse than that. 01:02:46.960 --> 01:02:50.077 In no time you'll notice nausea, dizziness, 01:02:50.240 --> 01:02:52.231 an uncontrollable urge for pickled vegetables, 01:02:52.480 --> 01:02:55.756 and - caboom! Three months pregnant! 01:02:56.040 --> 01:02:59.316 What do I do? - You're in deep shit, my friend. 01:02:59.560 --> 01:03:01.915 No! I have an idea! Move over. 01:03:05.760 --> 01:03:08.433 Relax. - Like this? 01:03:10.200 --> 01:03:12.998 I have a plan. - Doctor! 01:03:15.000 --> 01:03:18.436 I don't have an appointment, but I'm going through hell! 01:03:18.680 --> 01:03:21.478 I've already tried to commit suicide twice, 01:03:21.720 --> 01:03:24.678 I feel the third time will be... - Fuck off! 01:03:24.960 --> 01:03:28.111 This is not an emergency room! - Stupid cow! I am a sick man! 01:03:28.680 --> 01:03:30.910 GET OUT! ...Fatal! 01:03:32.440 --> 01:03:37.070 Don't worry, Mrs. - Miss... 01:03:37.400 --> 01:03:41.757 Let's go for a little walk to enjoy the view. 01:03:42.080 --> 01:03:44.389 From the city bridge maybe! 01:03:47.720 --> 01:03:50.632 You're not only my best friend but my best patient too... 01:03:50.840 --> 01:03:52.956 I simply wish never to cure you. 01:03:54.240 --> 01:03:55.309 Listen to the plan. 01:03:57.640 --> 01:04:00.473 It's called: "Exposing the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing!" 01:04:13.520 --> 01:04:17.069 Yes! Yes! Now I've got you. You're through. 01:04:17.680 --> 01:04:20.478 Fuck! Shit! Ouch! 01:04:22.120 --> 01:04:24.998 There is nothing I can do! Analogue technology. 01:04:26.560 --> 01:04:28.312 I'll kill the kid! 01:04:31.720 --> 01:04:35.156 You really want to break Sophia's heart like this? 01:04:36.000 --> 01:04:38.639 You don't have much experience with women? - Well... 01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:41.753 Saw your mother naked. That's all? Well... 01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:43.353 Give me back that cash advance. 01:04:43.560 --> 01:04:46.199 Please, uncle Nikola, I need a new hard drive. 01:04:46.440 --> 01:04:49.318 Fuck the hard drive! I am saving your life, kiddo. 01:04:49.560 --> 01:04:52.154 It's a bit big for me. - No kidding. Take it off. 01:04:53.480 --> 01:04:54.674 Thank you, doll. 01:04:56.440 --> 01:04:59.034 Let's see. Give me those goggles. 01:05:00.240 --> 01:05:04.028 You've made Nikola help the kid to do - what? 01:05:04.600 --> 01:05:09.196 I don't understand this scene, but it's kinda..."homo". 01:05:14.400 --> 01:05:16.470 Cool. You'll be a man... One day! 01:05:22.200 --> 01:05:23.428 There you are. - Thank you. 01:05:27.160 --> 01:05:28.798 Look, this must be mom. 01:05:35.840 --> 01:05:37.956 The things I do for my patients. 01:05:40.000 --> 01:05:43.072 She's crying, man. - But on scientific grounds. 01:05:44.400 --> 01:05:45.913 Fuck your science! 01:05:56.080 --> 01:05:58.674 Who could do such an awful thing? 01:05:59.560 --> 01:06:03.155 It must be some jealous bitch! - Sure, kid. 01:06:04.200 --> 01:06:07.431 Dad, why didn't you tell me that men are so evil? 01:06:09.640 --> 01:06:12.837 Not all of them, kid. Not all of them. 01:06:14.000 --> 01:06:16.434 Let's clear the working area. 01:06:18.320 --> 01:06:22.279 Now uncle Nicky will work on his neglected sex life. 01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:24.994 Let's see... Under "A". 01:06:27.400 --> 01:06:31.518 What do we have here? Anna, Angela, Anita, 01:06:32.200 --> 01:06:33.189 auto mechanic... 01:06:35.040 --> 01:06:37.998 We will skip him. Let's see under "B". 01:06:39.320 --> 01:06:41.629 Biba, Bobana, Bojana, 01:06:43.600 --> 01:06:44.430 Biljana? 01:06:49.200 --> 01:06:50.997 Howdy... Biljana. 01:06:53.640 --> 01:06:57.349 I thought this thing between us was honest and real. 01:06:57.600 --> 01:06:59.477 There are many people who hate our relationship, 01:06:59.720 --> 01:07:02.280 because it's so pure. - You little prick! 01:07:02.520 --> 01:07:06.195 My ex must have made a photo montage. - Really? 01:07:06.440 --> 01:07:09.910 At my farewell party tomorrow before I go to college in London 01:07:10.240 --> 01:07:12.800 I want to prove my love to you. 01:07:13.320 --> 01:07:15.880 It's highly sensitive. - I'm sensitive too! 01:07:16.240 --> 01:07:18.435 Instead of fooling around with science, 01:07:18.680 --> 01:07:21.672 I better do it the traditional way! 01:07:22.800 --> 01:07:24.119 Say something. 01:07:28.560 --> 01:07:33.918 If - It - Doesn't - work, You're - Fucked kiddo. 01:07:34.200 --> 01:07:35.872 It's working, huh? - Perfect. 01:07:39.800 --> 01:07:42.360 See, I'm not brushing my teeth. 01:07:42.920 --> 01:07:45.514 See, I have something for you. 01:07:49.720 --> 01:07:52.757 You won't ask me where I'm going? - No. 01:07:53.600 --> 01:07:56.751 I trust you completely. 01:07:58.360 --> 01:07:59.793 Blaywatch Club, please. 01:08:02.640 --> 01:08:04.437 Can I go with you, uncle Nikola? 01:08:05.240 --> 01:08:07.629 Some things a man must do on his own. 01:08:24.920 --> 01:08:26.956 I want an explanation first. 01:08:28.080 --> 01:08:30.833 Let's go to VIP. I'll explain it to you there, in private. 01:08:31.040 --> 01:08:32.393 You mother fucker! 01:08:33.320 --> 01:08:34.150 Come in, babe. 01:08:35.440 --> 01:08:38.079 Invitation? - My daughter's in danger. I must go in. 01:08:38.280 --> 01:08:40.919 There's no danger here. - Excuse me, grandpa. 01:08:41.200 --> 01:08:43.156 This is a classy place. 01:09:08.200 --> 01:09:10.839 Let's drink some champagne first - Champagne?! 01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:13.313 You're late, Nikola! 01:09:27.720 --> 01:09:28.630 Relax. 01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:33.879 Don't you feel comfortable here? - Well, I do. 01:09:34.600 --> 01:09:37.433 A toast. Actually, just a moment. 01:09:38.880 --> 01:09:41.235 This way no one will bother us. 01:09:47.360 --> 01:09:48.634 We'll be alone at last. 01:10:03.480 --> 01:10:05.789 Sorry. I dropped my cell phone. 01:10:06.080 --> 01:10:08.355 Take care of your things. - Excuse me, little girl. 01:10:14.320 --> 01:10:17.915 Daddy beats her with this also. We get along so nice. 01:10:18.200 --> 01:10:20.475 15 years old, what a lollypop! 01:10:20.720 --> 01:10:22.995 Don't worry, she already had measles. 01:10:27.360 --> 01:10:31.592 You fucking pedophile. - First we'll drink 01:10:31.840 --> 01:10:35.037 and then our bodies will join in wild lust. 01:10:37.560 --> 01:10:41.109 My best friend and my best patient. 01:10:42.880 --> 01:10:44.313 Go for refreshment! 01:10:45.240 --> 01:10:50.030 Wild, what? - Relax, it's just an expression. 01:10:51.120 --> 01:10:56.114 Although... We're not here to play Monopoly. 01:10:56.560 --> 01:10:58.232 Look what I've got. 01:11:07.600 --> 01:11:11.229 Scram, before the pussy starts to talk! 01:11:12.800 --> 01:11:16.031 Look at him! He thought I was speaking metaphorically! 01:11:31.240 --> 01:11:32.878 Go ahead, freshen up. 01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:37.991 I really thought this evening would be special. - Sure thing! 01:11:38.360 --> 01:11:41.716 Tonight is THE night, baby! 01:11:43.320 --> 01:11:44.309 Come here. 01:11:47.120 --> 01:11:48.269 Give me the key! 01:11:52.400 --> 01:11:53.719 Don't you have parents?! 01:12:08.320 --> 01:12:09.150 Go home! 01:12:10.320 --> 01:12:12.436 Smoking, huh? How old are you? 01:12:13.720 --> 01:12:14.994 Go home, at once! 01:12:16.800 --> 01:12:18.677 You don't have to go home. Stay. 01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:29.952 And I say to him, "You know me, bro'. But I... 01:12:31.600 --> 01:12:33.955 ...don't know YOU." Look, bro. 01:12:34.360 --> 01:12:35.998 Who? - This guy. 01:12:43.960 --> 01:12:47.919 What did you think when you came here, you little slut? 01:12:48.200 --> 01:12:51.192 That you can go back to your Daddy when you want? 01:12:51.480 --> 01:12:54.677 He doesn't give a damn about you. 01:12:55.080 --> 01:12:57.548 That FATDaddy of yours is enjoying his own life. 01:12:57.840 --> 01:13:00.115 Tears? We don't want that. 01:13:00.760 --> 01:13:02.318 We're moving to plan "B". 01:13:07.680 --> 01:13:09.671 First we're going to scream a bit... 01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:13.515 ...and then you're going to see some new horizons. 01:13:17.920 --> 01:13:19.433 HE'S NOT FAT! 01:13:36.280 --> 01:13:37.759 Daddy's girl. 01:13:40.520 --> 01:13:42.715 Huh, Daddy will let some steam out! 01:13:44.120 --> 01:13:47.112 Now you won't even be able to rape Barbie dolls. 01:13:49.560 --> 01:13:52.279 Let's see what size we need. 01:13:52.560 --> 01:13:54.994 Nikola... - XL, too big. 01:13:55.760 --> 01:13:57.910 L... - Please, don't. - That's not it either. 01:13:58.880 --> 01:14:02.509 Small! - I want to have a family! Nikola! 01:14:03.880 --> 01:14:08.078 You're in luck. I don't have extra small. 01:14:11.000 --> 01:14:12.069 You little cunt! 01:14:15.120 --> 01:14:17.953 God damn modern chicks, 01:14:18.200 --> 01:14:21.670 you can't even arrange a little raaape these days! 01:14:24.400 --> 01:14:27.198 What's the matter? Why are you behaving like that? 01:14:27.560 --> 01:14:30.358 This is still just a game. - I know! 01:14:42.160 --> 01:14:45.311 What did you do to her, you idiot? - I just... 01:14:47.440 --> 01:14:48.953 How are you, sweetie? 01:14:49.640 --> 01:14:51.676 I saw you following me, 01:14:53.480 --> 01:14:55.550 and I will forgive you, 01:14:55.960 --> 01:14:57.791 my manic Papa! 01:15:00.600 --> 01:15:02.716 My Dad is a brave knight. 01:15:09.080 --> 01:15:10.911 I've never been so tired. 01:15:13.320 --> 01:15:16.039 Night life is extremely exhausting. 01:15:16.760 --> 01:15:20.673 You let a 15 year old girl go to the scum's den... 01:15:36.080 --> 01:15:39.356 Actually, you're not so bad, Nikola. 01:15:41.280 --> 01:15:44.636 I'm a little tired, you know. She's grown. 01:15:45.440 --> 01:15:48.796 I was wondering if I could stay the night. 01:15:54.200 --> 01:15:58.830 OK. But you'll be happy with the couch, right? 01:16:01.280 --> 01:16:03.919 You know where the blanket is. - I don't. 01:16:08.440 --> 01:16:10.317 Did you change your mind? 01:16:12.760 --> 01:16:13.636 I did. 01:16:17.440 --> 01:16:18.953 There is a God. 01:16:20.640 --> 01:16:22.915 More tea? Do you think she heard us? 01:16:23.200 --> 01:16:26.158 Oh, the Happy Family! - Well, maybe she heard you. 01:16:26.440 --> 01:16:28.396 And - without breaking the dishes!? 01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:32.755 What's wrong with your nerves, man? 01:16:35.080 --> 01:16:36.752 It's for me, Pops. 01:16:39.480 --> 01:16:43.268 She's become popular, hasn't she? - Yes. 01:16:44.600 --> 01:16:46.192 Yes, kids like her. 01:16:47.240 --> 01:16:48.878 Excuse me, I just... 01:16:53.760 --> 01:16:56.149 Look, dad, Marco's such a darling. 01:16:56.400 --> 01:17:01.155 He even made sandwiches. - Little picnic and stuff! Y'know... 01:17:09.120 --> 01:17:11.315 I know we should check who she goes out with, 01:17:11.640 --> 01:17:14.552 but our Marco... - Where are my keys?! 01:17:14.880 --> 01:17:17.110 Marco? That kid is like a rotten apple. 01:17:17.400 --> 01:17:18.913 I have personally trained... Never mind. 01:17:20.200 --> 01:17:22.634 Have you started taking drugs at your age? 01:17:23.640 --> 01:17:28.236 Women shit. Keys, keys! 01:17:29.280 --> 01:17:31.157 Quickly, our child is at stake! 01:17:31.360 --> 01:17:34.750 Our Sophia? Impossible! - Impossible my ass! 01:17:35.000 --> 01:17:37.434 I almost pulled her Of a guy's... - Nikola! 01:17:37.800 --> 01:17:40.268 Sorry, I got excited. These are terrible things. 01:17:40.560 --> 01:17:44.189 I went into the dragon's lair and bada-bing, bada-boom! 01:17:44.440 --> 01:17:45.634 Saved our only child! 01:17:46.960 --> 01:17:47.949 There they are! 01:17:50.480 --> 01:17:52.232 Stay away from the parking lot! 01:17:52.920 --> 01:17:54.114 Not the parking lot! 01:18:03.600 --> 01:18:04.635 We're in the game now. 01:18:04.960 --> 01:18:07.190 Good they haven't gone to the parking lot. 01:18:07.400 --> 01:18:08.515 Scram! 01:18:09.200 --> 01:18:11.509 A duck on the way, Fuck, it's a bad omen! 01:18:13.520 --> 01:18:14.953 Hey, kid, hands off! 01:18:17.120 --> 01:18:18.394 How romantic... 01:18:20.120 --> 01:18:24.352 Maybe, this is her first kiss. - You're so bloody naive. 01:18:25.360 --> 01:18:27.828 Now go down and tell her to stay with that first one. 01:18:29.080 --> 01:18:31.196 Come on, dude, not below the waist. 01:18:31.480 --> 01:18:33.311 Hush. - Hush my ass! I'll go mess him up! 01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:38.673 I feel so stupid. We're spying on our own daughter. 01:18:39.240 --> 01:18:42.550 We're not spying. We're just supervising, like good parents. 01:18:44.040 --> 01:18:46.110 Come here. - Come where? 01:18:58.040 --> 01:19:00.031 What's the matter? Relax. 01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:06.794 Come on, kid, enough foreplay. Get to the main course. 01:19:07.240 --> 01:19:11.438 Check out the little moron. He's stalling, doesn't know his play. 01:19:12.920 --> 01:19:16.674 Look, old folks are also into it. Disgusting! 01:19:16.960 --> 01:19:20.509 Phooey! Fuck it, man! I need to calm down. 01:19:25.720 --> 01:19:28.029 Is this supposed to be your victory? 01:19:28.960 --> 01:19:32.430 It looks more like group sex to me which is my area. 01:19:32.760 --> 01:19:36.639 Why? I'm a modern angel. 01:19:37.440 --> 01:19:40.238 Really? Kiss me then. 01:19:44.120 --> 01:19:47.874 What's that, dude? Are you Brittney Spears or what? 01:19:53.120 --> 01:19:56.715 Phooey! Me and my big mouth. What now? 01:19:57.200 --> 01:19:58.315 Just relax. 01:20:06.080 --> 01:20:11.108 What technique, man. I knew it, a fag. 01:20:12.080 --> 01:20:13.433 Turn off the light! 01:20:21.680 --> 01:20:24.319 Sophiaaaaaa! 01:21:07.040 --> 01:21:11.511 THE END