WEBVTT 00:00:03.631 --> 00:00:05.134 Goodbye, Sir. Have a good day! 00:00:05.134 --> 00:00:05.938 Thank you! 00:00:08.365 --> 00:00:10.245 [indistinct laughing] 00:00:10.245 --> 00:00:11.175 Bye! 00:00:13.075 --> 00:00:15.223 6 employees and a cleaning man is doable. 00:00:15.223 --> 00:00:16.953 With 5-6 clients we'll be good. 00:00:16.953 --> 00:00:18.512 Something wrong? You look tired. 00:00:18.512 --> 00:00:20.236 Don't ever do that again. Never again! 00:00:20.236 --> 00:00:21.672 What? What did I say? 00:00:21.672 --> 00:00:23.352 I also laugh when I see someone fall. 00:00:23.352 --> 00:00:24.651 Get rid of those laced pumps and 00:00:24.651 --> 00:00:25.951 put on the moccasins instead. 00:00:25.951 --> 00:00:29.540 (Upbeat music playing) 00:00:29.540 --> 00:00:30.654 Mate! Mate! Mate! 00:00:30.654 --> 00:00:31.872 Did you see their killer look? 00:00:31.872 --> 00:00:33.098 That's style! 00:00:33.098 --> 00:00:34.951 And they both have Bergelins! 00:00:34.951 --> 00:00:36.240 Well I'm keeping my moccasins, 00:00:36.240 --> 00:00:38.311 and I recommend you do the same if you don't want to look like a clown. 00:00:38.311 --> 00:00:39.965 You don't understand. It's a question of look! 00:00:39.965 --> 00:00:42.180 We're ten times more credible if we look like those guys. 00:00:42.180 --> 00:00:44.009 Don't talk to me about looks! Have you seen how you're dressed? 00:00:44.009 --> 00:00:46.053 What? Are you making fun of my costume? 00:00:46.053 --> 00:00:47.563 (upbeat music) 00:00:47.563 --> 00:00:48.937 With my jacket, no one will notice us. 00:00:48.937 --> 00:00:51.799 Play dumb. Forget to triple not your laces and you'll see what happens. 00:00:54.532 --> 00:00:56.343 [On radio] the suspects have been acquitted. 00:00:56.343 --> 00:00:58.640 Among the soldiers sentenced to death, 5 are already dead 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:01.199 and the others are in Bujumbura prison. 00:01:01.199 --> 00:01:02.099 A high secur... 00:01:02.099 --> 00:01:04.359 [radio zaps] 00:01:04.359 --> 00:01:08.172 prise... the two protagonists, Antoine Duléry and Phillipe Bénard... 00:01:08.172 --> 00:01:11.780 [radio zaps] (music plays) 00:01:11.780 --> 00:01:13.546 [new radio channel] You shouldn't cover your face. 00:01:13.546 --> 00:01:16.413 The name of your movie is, "Two people on a commit." 00:01:16.413 --> 00:01:18.181 [radio zaps to new station] 00:01:18.181 --> 00:01:20.342 This week in Cinémag, Iggyl & Rikki tell us 00:01:20.342 --> 00:01:22.148 everything about the production of short films. 00:01:22.148 --> 00:01:25.081 [radio zaps to new channel] 00:01:25.081 --> 00:01:26.714 Also, the participation of Michel Croton 00:01:26.714 --> 00:01:28.624 Yes, but at that point we can also name 00:01:28.624 --> 00:01:31.114 Pierre Rousselle, Pascale Pouzadoux, Christiane Lay, 00:01:31.114 --> 00:01:33.647 TessSchnebelen - YvesRoux- PatrickRousseau - DanielBouloux... 00:01:33.647 --> 00:01:35.479 [radio zaps to new station] 00:01:35.479 --> 00:01:36.822 Bénédicte respond, who is the... 00:01:36.822 --> 00:01:37.860 Are you done zapping the radio? 00:01:37.860 --> 00:01:39.385 ...director of the movie? 00:01:39.385 --> 00:01:41.459 Bénédicte: I thought it was Alexander Mehring... 00:01:41.459 --> 00:01:42.282 [radio zaps off] 00:01:43.342 --> 00:01:45.166 (Ominous music plays) 00:01:45.166 --> 00:01:47.603 Here there is the doorman who controls the opening of the airlocks. 00:01:47.798 --> 00:01:48.827 The dwarf? 00:01:49.008 --> 00:01:50.088 Oh ya that's true, he isn't very big. 00:01:50.638 --> 00:01:51.738 In my opinion, he must be freaked out. 00:01:51.738 --> 00:01:52.981 Who is speaking? 00:01:52.981 --> 00:01:55.238 There are 3 of them at the service counter. 00:01:56.123 --> 00:01:58.403 Aren't those the 2 guys who came to open an account earlier. 00:01:59.343 --> 00:02:00.757 I knew I heard someone! 00:02:00.797 --> 00:02:01.787 Watch out! 00:02:01.787 --> 00:02:03.000 They each have access to an alarm! 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:05.917 Two of them at their desk, and one on the wall behind her. 00:02:05.917 --> 00:02:09.000 The younger one tripped on his shoelace just in front of my desk. 00:02:09.882 --> 00:02:12.063 The boss and his right hand man in the office behind them. 00:02:12.206 --> 00:02:13.495 I've never seen them. 00:02:13.685 --> 00:02:14.585 Me neither. 00:02:16.555 --> 00:02:17.100 And the janitor? 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:18.795 He just finished his shift. 00:02:23.455 --> 00:02:25.282 The van will be here in 15 minutes. 00:02:25.375 --> 00:02:26.623 It takes 5 minutes to unload it. 00:02:26.623 --> 00:02:28.265 That means we have 20 minutes. 00:02:28.535 --> 00:02:30.782 Ok. Here's how I see it. 00:02:30.782 --> 00:03:00.138 (upbeat electronic music) 00:03:00.138 --> 00:03:03.678 You're completely crazy! Do you realize what you just said to me? 00:03:03.678 --> 00:03:07.848 You really see us getting there with those things on our head like that! 00:03:10.378 --> 00:03:12.218 Huh? 00:03:12.218 --> 00:03:14.265 Let me tell you how it's going to happen. 00:03:15.432 --> 00:03:19.362 (upbeat electronic music) 00:03:19.362 --> 00:03:21.496 Kids: I'm coming with you! 00:03:21.496 --> 00:03:23.506 [kids laugh] 00:03:23.506 --> 00:03:26.926 Come on kids, go play somewhere else. 00:03:26.926 --> 00:03:30.506 Now you see how annoying it can be! 00:03:30.506 --> 00:03:32.986 Let me go! Let me go! 00:03:32.986 --> 00:03:36.336 And this is how we make ourselves look like puppets. 00:03:36.336 --> 00:03:38.456 You're being a little ridiculous. 00:04:36.611 --> 00:04:38.641 Don't even get me started about your delicate way of opening the door. 00:04:38.641 --> 00:04:41.521 First off, you're going to dislocate your 00:04:41.521 --> 00:04:43.551 shoulder if you hold your gun like that. 00:04:46.772 --> 00:04:48.812 And you're not even sure of hitting your target. 00:04:48.877 --> 00:04:53.217 [woman sreams] 00:04:53.635 --> 00:04:57.205 Nice hit that attracts all the trouble in the world. 00:04:57.205 --> 00:04:59.865 [police sirens] 00:04:59.865 --> 00:05:02.015 [noice of gavel] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 With all of the power invested in me, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I sentence you to life. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [hits gavel] Next case! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm really sorry guys, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but I couldn't do anything. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [loud static noise] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, what should we do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pff! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We start over from the beginning.