1 00:00:03,631 --> 00:00:05,134 Goodbye, Sir. Have a good day! 2 00:00:05,134 --> 00:00:05,938 Thank you! 3 00:00:08,365 --> 00:00:10,245 [indistinct laughing] 4 00:00:10,245 --> 00:00:11,175 Bye! 5 00:00:13,075 --> 00:00:15,223 6 employees and a cleaning man is doable. 6 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:16,953 With 5-6 clients we'll be good. 7 00:00:16,953 --> 00:00:18,512 Something wrong? You look tired. 8 00:00:18,512 --> 00:00:20,236 Don't ever do that again. Never again! 9 00:00:20,236 --> 00:00:21,672 What? What did I say? 10 00:00:21,672 --> 00:00:23,352 I also laugh when I see someone fall. 11 00:00:23,352 --> 00:00:24,651 Get rid of those laced pumps and 12 00:00:24,651 --> 00:00:25,951 put on the moccasins instead. 13 00:00:25,951 --> 00:00:29,540 (Upbeat music playing) 14 00:00:29,540 --> 00:00:30,654 Mate! Mate! Mate! 15 00:00:30,654 --> 00:00:31,872 Did you see their killer look? 16 00:00:31,872 --> 00:00:33,098 That's style! 17 00:00:33,098 --> 00:00:34,951 And they both have Bergelins! 18 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,240 Well I'm keeping my moccasins, 19 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,311 and I recommend you do the same if you don't want to look like a clown. 20 00:00:38,311 --> 00:00:39,965 You don't understand. It's a question of look! 21 00:00:39,965 --> 00:00:42,180 We're ten times more credible if we look like those guys. 22 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:44,009 Don't talk to me about looks! Have you seen how you're dressed? 23 00:00:44,009 --> 00:00:46,053 What? Are you making fun of my costume? 24 00:00:46,053 --> 00:00:47,563 (upbeat music) 25 00:00:47,563 --> 00:00:48,937 With my jacket, no one will notice us. 26 00:00:48,937 --> 00:00:51,799 Play dumb. Forget to triple not your laces and you'll see what happens. 27 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:56,343 [On radio] the suspects have been acquitted. 28 00:00:56,343 --> 00:00:58,640 Among the soldiers sentenced to death, 5 are already dead 29 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,199 and the others are in Bujumbura prison. 30 00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:02,099 A high secur... 31 00:01:02,099 --> 00:01:04,359 [radio zaps] 32 00:01:04,359 --> 00:01:08,172 prise... the two protagonists, Antoine Duléry and Phillipe Bénard... 33 00:01:08,172 --> 00:01:11,780 [radio zaps] (music plays) 34 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,546 [new radio channel] You shouldn't cover your face. 35 00:01:13,546 --> 00:01:16,413 The name of your movie is, "Two people on a commit." 36 00:01:16,413 --> 00:01:18,181 [radio zaps to new station] 37 00:01:18,181 --> 00:01:20,342 This week in Cinémag, Iggyl & Rikki tell us 38 00:01:20,342 --> 00:01:22,148 everything about the production of short films. 39 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:25,081 [radio zaps to new channel] 40 00:01:25,081 --> 00:01:26,714 Also, the participation of Michel Croton 41 00:01:26,714 --> 00:01:28,624 Yes, but at that point we can also name 42 00:01:28,624 --> 00:01:31,114 Pierre Rousselle, Pascale Pouzadoux, Christiane Lay, 43 00:01:31,114 --> 00:01:33,647 TessSchnebelen - YvesRoux- PatrickRousseau - DanielBouloux... 44 00:01:33,647 --> 00:01:35,479 [radio zaps to new station] 45 00:01:35,479 --> 00:01:36,822 Bénédicte respond, who is the... 46 00:01:36,822 --> 00:01:37,860 Are you done zapping the radio? 47 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:39,385 ...director of the movie? 48 00:01:39,385 --> 00:01:41,459 Bénédicte: I thought it was Alexander Mehring... 49 00:01:41,459 --> 00:01:42,282 [radio zaps off] 50 00:01:43,342 --> 00:01:45,166 (Ominous music plays) 51 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:47,603 Here there is the doorman who controls the opening of the airlocks. 52 00:01:47,798 --> 00:01:48,827 The dwarf? 53 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:50,088 Oh ya that's true, he isn't very big. 54 00:01:50,638 --> 00:01:51,738 In my opinion, he must be freaked out. 55 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:52,981 Who is speaking? 56 00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:55,238 There are 3 of them at the service counter. 57 00:01:56,123 --> 00:01:58,403 Aren't those the 2 guys who came to open an account earlier. 58 00:01:59,343 --> 00:02:00,757 I knew I heard someone! 59 00:02:00,797 --> 00:02:01,787 Watch out! 60 00:02:01,787 --> 00:02:03,000 They each have access to an alarm! 61 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,917 Two of them at their desk, and one on the wall behind her. 62 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:09,000 The younger one tripped on his shoelace just in front of my desk. 63 00:02:09,882 --> 00:02:12,063 The boss and his right hand man in the office behind them. 64 00:02:12,206 --> 00:02:13,495 I've never seen them. 65 00:02:13,685 --> 00:02:14,585 Me neither. 66 00:02:16,555 --> 00:02:17,100 And the janitor? 67 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,795 He just finished his shift. 68 00:02:23,455 --> 00:02:25,282 The van will be here in 15 minutes. 69 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:26,623 It takes 5 minutes to unload it. 70 00:02:26,623 --> 00:02:28,265 That means we have 20 minutes. 71 00:02:28,535 --> 00:02:30,782 Ok. Here's how I see it. 72 00:02:30,782 --> 00:03:00,138 (upbeat electronic music) 73 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:03,678 You're completely crazy! Do you realize what you just said to me? 74 00:03:03,678 --> 00:03:07,848 You really see us getting there with those things on our head like that! 75 00:03:10,378 --> 00:03:12,218 Huh? 76 00:03:12,218 --> 00:03:14,265 Let me tell you how it's going to happen. 77 00:03:15,432 --> 00:03:19,362 (upbeat electronic music) 78 00:03:19,362 --> 00:03:21,496 Kids: I'm coming with you! 79 00:03:21,496 --> 00:03:23,506 [kids laugh] 80 00:03:23,506 --> 00:03:26,926 Come on kids, go play somewhere else. 81 00:03:26,926 --> 00:03:30,506 Now you see how annoying it can be! 82 00:03:30,506 --> 00:03:32,986 Let me go! Let me go! 83 00:03:32,986 --> 00:03:36,336 And this is how we make ourselves look like puppets. 84 00:03:36,336 --> 00:03:38,456 You're being a little ridiculous. 85 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:38,641 Don't even get me started about your delicate way of opening the door. 86 00:04:38,641 --> 00:04:41,521 First off, you're going to dislocate your 87 00:04:41,521 --> 00:04:43,551 shoulder if you hold your gun like that. 88 00:04:46,772 --> 00:04:48,812 And you're not even sure of hitting your target. 89 00:04:48,877 --> 00:04:53,217 [woman sreams] 90 00:04:53,635 --> 00:04:57,205 Nice hit that attracts all the trouble in the world. 91 00:04:57,205 --> 00:04:59,865 [police sirens] 92 00:04:59,865 --> 00:05:02,015 [noice of gavel] 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 With all of the power invested in me, 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I sentence you to life. 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [hits gavel] Next case! 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm really sorry guys, 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but I couldn't do anything. 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [loud static noise] 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, what should we do? 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pff! 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We start over from the beginning.