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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.60,0:01:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetheart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.12,0:01:17.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go over to the window right now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.48,0:01:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and open it as wide as you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.16,0:01:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please let me sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.16,0:01:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think your mother's here from Mexico,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.84,0:01:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she needs to leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.68,0:01:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open the window now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.84,0:01:47.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you open it, you lazy...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.52,0:01:52.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody help!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.00,0:01:56.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Close your mouth!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.32,0:02:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way. Can I ride him?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.84,0:02:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A deer!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.52,0:02:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.56,0:02:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy, I left the front door open\Nin case any animals wanted to come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.12,0:02:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You did, huh?\N- And one did.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.60,0:02:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- Yeah, one crazy-ass one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.40,0:02:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you did a nice thing, sweetheart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.28,0:02:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greg, I'm gonna need a bat!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.08,0:02:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Daddy, no!\N- No, no, I'm not going to hit the deer.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.08,0:02:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just going to massage his head\Nfor a little bit with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.04,0:03:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, come on, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.88,0:03:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.32,0:03:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's eating Bowser's food.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.44,0:03:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, he knows we're here now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.96,0:03:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay. Stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.48,0:03:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's he looking at?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.92,0:03:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Move your doll towards me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.96,0:03:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And back to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.12,0:03:25.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Towards me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.00,0:03:27.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.88,0:03:29.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three times, fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.32,0:03:33.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me that thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.88,0:03:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mr. Gigglesworth?\N- No, don't worry. Give it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.64,0:03:38.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go on. It's okay. It's okay.\N- Put it in my hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.76,0:03:40.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roxanne, take them in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.28,0:03:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.08,0:03:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, dude. You like this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.72,0:03:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to play with him?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.72,0:03:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, let's go play in the other room.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.00,0:03:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on. Come on, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.00,0:03:56.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slowly walk with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.48,0:03:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said slowly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.16,0:03:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.96,0:04:02.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.80,0:04:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.16,0:04:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Problem solved.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.92,0:04:14.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Gigglesworth! Daddy, he's killing him!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.64,0:04:16.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A new problem begins.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.76,0:04:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.68,0:04:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that your bra, Mrs. Feder?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.48,0:04:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.48,0:04:27.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.68,0:04:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you, all right.\N- Cool, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.36,0:04:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.00,0:04:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,28?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.36,0:04:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.60,0:04:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,35.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.60,0:04:46.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right again, smarty-pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.20,0:04:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.36,0:04:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, Bean, working on the math, huh?\N- Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.20,0:04:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mommy said\Nif I get all my math questions right,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.56,0:04:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get to ride my bike to school\Nwith Becky Feder.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.96,0:05:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Okay, Bean, well,\Nwhat's seven plus nine?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.20,0:05:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seventy-nine.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.68,0:05:07.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is he a little boy or a computer?\N'Cause I can't figure it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.24,0:05:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't destroy his confidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.72,0:05:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy summer, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.76,0:05:17.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you sure you want to go\Nwith those boots, honey?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.60,0:05:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you bedazzled them yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.40,0:05:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just wondering if they'll attract
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.32,0:05:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,too much attention,\Nyou know, from outer space.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.40,0:05:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the last day of school,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.24,0:05:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Mom says I'm free to express myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.08,0:05:31.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Building the confidence\Nright here with R2-D2.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.00,0:05:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Confidence. K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.68,0:05:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Confidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.76,0:05:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we're not gonna have to\Npay for college.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.28,0:05:40.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.16,0:05:42.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like a horse\Ntook a dump in Ronnie's diaper.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.84,0:05:46.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna need federal aid\Nto clean that up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.12,0:05:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ronnie, honey, did a doo-doo grenade\Ngo off in your diaper?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.68,0:05:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You gonna change it?\N- That's not my son, that's your son.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.60,0:05:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yesterday was my diaper day.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.56,0:05:59.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today he is all yours,\Nand it's gonna get nasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.48,0:06:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, Ronnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.36,0:06:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go, Ronnie, go, Ronnie.\N- Go, Ronnie, go, Ronnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.28,0:06:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He looks like Nicki Minaj
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.60,0:06:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to shake her butt implants\Nback into place.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.16,0:06:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go, Ronnie, go, Ronnie.\N- Come on, Ronnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.80,0:06:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, Ronnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.12,0:06:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a lot of\Nappointments today, sweetie?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.80,0:06:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, just one repair job.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.52,0:06:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very special.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.88,0:06:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I'm going in.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.56,0:06:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.16,0:06:28.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.00,0:06:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A necklace?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.96,0:06:34.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy 20th anniversary, babe.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.32,0:06:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, Dad, you remembered.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.28,0:06:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.44,0:06:43.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.64,0:06:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.48,0:06:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'm gonna bust out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.72,0:06:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So he gets off the train\Nand nobody's there?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.72,0:06:52.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Braden needs to spend\Nat least one summer with you{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.84,0:06:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}so he can say he has a dad,\Nyou deadbeat, Higgins.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.32,0:06:57.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, not to be mean,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.72,0:07:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm not even 1,000% sure who you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.88,0:07:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I was up from Florida.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.84,0:07:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Right in the middle of making out,\NI got a really bad case of the hiccups.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.16,0:07:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hiccups McGee?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.28,0:07:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God, I have a kid I don't\Nknow about with Hiccups McGee?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.76,0:07:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And no offense, but I'm gonna have to ask
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.56,0:07:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a DNA test, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.84,0:07:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you just never...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.12,0:07:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No need.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.24,0:07:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Later, Hiccups.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.92,0:07:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're him.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.68,0:07:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, without the hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.56,0:07:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's actually a good likeness.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.84,0:07:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doing, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.44,0:07:48.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm your dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.84,0:07:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to see you, Braden.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.72,0:07:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's strike one.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.48,0:07:56.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good news is, you get...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.20,0:07:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unlimited amount of strikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.52,0:08:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about I take you to school?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.60,0:08:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No school.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.52,0:08:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Summertime.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.24,0:08:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not yet. One more day. I know, it's a drag.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.00,0:08:10.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Normally I'd let you just blow it off\Nand play hooky,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.64,0:08:12.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm volunteering\Nat the soup kitchen today,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.00,0:08:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so when I'm done,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.68,0:08:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll come pick you up and we'll hang out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.00,0:08:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got you this, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.56,0:08:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously you're, like,\N13, so I don't know,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.80,0:08:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's actually pretty nice
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.32,0:08:25.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and cute,\Nand you should cut the head off it, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.64,0:08:29.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let's get going.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.44,0:08:32.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yo, yo, yo, yo, don't forget this.\N- Is it a gift?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.48,0:08:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's the Gigglesworth massacre.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.76,0:08:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told Becky you could\Nsew it back together for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.00,0:08:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.28,0:08:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martha Stewart couldn't fix this.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.28,0:08:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.48,0:08:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you're such a good daddy\Nfor picking up all the pieces.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.44,0:08:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I've been thinking,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.16,0:08:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we moved back here to your hometown
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.84,0:08:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we could have more quality\Ntime with our family, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.48,0:08:52.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.92,0:08:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How would you feel about expanding?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.80,0:08:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Having another kid?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.12,0:09:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's perfect right now, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.80,0:09:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I buy one large pizza,\NGreg gets two pieces,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.32,0:09:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keith gets two, Becky gets one,\Nyou get one, I get four.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.04,0:09:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's kind of perfect, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.40,0:09:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to have to buy another pie.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.36,0:09:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you go on a diet, fat {\i1}gordo éste?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.68,0:09:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, I've had a job since I'm 16.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.56,0:09:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the first time I've\Ngot a free schedule.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.56,0:09:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just enjoying the fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.16,0:09:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't forget Becky's\Nballet recital at 11:00.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.96,0:09:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got to go to that?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.80,0:09:27.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I get to go to that? Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.20,0:09:30.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm saying, that's... I thought it was sold out.\NThat's great news.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.16,0:09:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have the best last day of\Nschool, my gorgeous children!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.08,0:09:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you all!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.44,0:09:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye, Mom, bye.\N- Bye, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.96,0:09:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, last day of school, Greg.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.16,0:09:41.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last chance to ask out Nancy Arbuckle.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.20,0:09:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nancy Arbuckle... What's that?\NYou like a girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.32,0:09:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that why you've been taking\Nthem long showers?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.88,0:09:47.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm conditioning my hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.52,0:09:50.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all I do in the shower...\NCondition my hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.16,0:09:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not what the deer told me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.48,0:09:52.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That deer's a liar.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.04,0:09:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard too much conditioning\Ncan make you go blind.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.24,0:09:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Where'd you hear that?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.64,0:10:00.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Higgins.\N- I should kill him.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.28,0:10:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's too chicken to ask her out, Dad,\N'cause she's the hottest girl in school,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.68,0:10:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Greg is fugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.84,0:10:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what he's fugly?\NAll the guys in our family are fugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.36,0:10:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That don't stop us from\Ngetting the hot chicks.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.32,0:10:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at me and look at your mother.\NI mean, it makes no sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.36,0:10:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only in, like, a Hollywood\Nmovie or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.04,0:10:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every guy in school likes her, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.88,0:10:18.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you'll be the guy who ends up with her.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.16,0:10:20.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know why?\NYou're gonna follow my three-step program.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.00,0:10:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number one, make the girl smile.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.56,0:10:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number two, tell her she has a nice smile.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.88,0:10:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number three, say she has to\Ngo out with you that night.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.36,0:10:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why that night?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.44,0:10:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause it gives her less time\Nto think about how fugly you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.84,0:10:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause you are fugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.04,0:10:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.84,0:10:39.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Keithie's right...\NI'm too chicken to even talk to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.24,0:10:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you're a Feder.\NFeders ain't afraid of women, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.24,0:10:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not the way I'm raising you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.00,0:10:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, Dad, did you\Nask Mom if I can play football?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.24,0:10:47.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I was scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.68,0:10:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm afraid she's gonna yell at me\Nin that accent that no one understands.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.80,0:10:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Becky, it's 8:00.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.92,0:10:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,School starts at 8:15.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.44,0:10:57.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means we only have 25 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.04,0:11:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy, you promise\NMr. Gigglesworth will be better by bedtime?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.88,0:11:06.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you stop worrying about him?\NHe'll be fine. I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.60,0:11:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Have the best last day, okay?\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.40,0:11:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye, guys.\N- Bye, Daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.64,0:11:11.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Love you.\N- And you read the street signs, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.92,0:11:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't let Bean.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.20,0:11:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My God, riding their bikes to school.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.32,0:11:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Couldn't do that in L.A.\Nwith the nuts out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.96,0:11:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, 'cause thank God\Nthere's no crazy people out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.28,0:11:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doing, Nick?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.68,0:11:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My wife's leaving me after three weeks.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.12,0:11:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three weeks? That's not bad for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.60,0:11:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.12,0:11:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She found me eating a banana with my butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.72,0:11:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she didn't like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.48,0:11:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, she got really bummed out,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.68,0:11:47.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but, you know, I shouldn't have\Ndone it at her mom's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.80,0:11:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you... You seem like you're\Na little extra out of it today.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.28,0:11:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.48,0:11:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm a little medicated.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.88,0:11:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I met a very reliable doctor\Nat a Cypress Hill concert,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.96,0:11:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he floated me a couple pills\Njust to feel better, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.84,0:12:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't feel better!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.92,0:12:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You feel worse!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.84,0:12:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen,\Nmeet your new bus driver.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.64,0:12:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally got yourself a job.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.40,0:12:17.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually I'm filling in for\NDrool-io Iglesias back there.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.00,0:12:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Deanne, happy anniversary.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.20,0:12:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Lenny.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.36,0:12:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny remembered. Isn't that sweet?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.16,0:12:32.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And I never got him pregnant.\N- She forgot?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.88,0:12:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, she forgot.\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.32,0:12:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got the biggest get-out-of-jail-free card\Nin the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.72,0:12:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want one of those.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.32,0:12:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ain't never get one like this.\NHey, honey,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.88,0:12:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna take a ride to work with Lenny.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.16,0:12:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry about forgetting the 20th.\NI'm sure you'll remember the 30th.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.84,0:12:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.88,0:12:51.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, sure you do... Deep down.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.08,0:13:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not another\Nnecklace in there, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.20,0:13:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna abuse this\Nget-out-of-jail-free card,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.76,0:13:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.20,0:13:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, maybe I'll walk on the good rug\Nwithout taking off my boots.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.12,0:13:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or have a nice non-diet\Nsoda with my dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.52,0:13:18.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not just one, either, a whole damn pitcher.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.48,0:13:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So you're going full gangsta.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.48,0:13:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know what I'd really like to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.20,0:13:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw a "first night of summer" party.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.72,0:13:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- You know, something a little crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.24,0:13:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's been many, many years\Nsince we've done something crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.32,0:13:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just one problem, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.76,0:13:31.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My house isn't big enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.48,0:13:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But yours is.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.16,0:13:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last party I had\Nwas senior year in high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.80,0:13:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that was, like, the\Nbest night of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.80,0:13:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all hooked up with chicks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.92,0:13:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, why not do that again?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.72,0:13:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because we already have chicks and kids\Nand high cholesterol now, so just...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.52,0:13:47.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to move on.\NYou want to come over tonight with Dee,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.68,0:13:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's fine... I think.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.92,0:13:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got to ask my wife first.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.24,0:13:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, gangsta.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.24,0:13:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey, where'd you get\Nthose shoes, Losers "R" Us?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.08,0:13:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made them.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.24,0:13:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You made them?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.76,0:14:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a toilet?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.76,0:14:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That kid's like White Precious.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.08,0:14:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get lost, Duffy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.12,0:14:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, leave her alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.56,0:14:10.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what'd you say, Hollywood?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.60,0:14:13.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You got something to say to me?\N- Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.28,0:14:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Attention, Kmart shoppers,\Nlet's find a seat, please.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.52,0:14:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Yes, you in the camouflage jacket{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.96,0:14:19.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and Mariah Carey hairdo.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.68,0:14:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Yeah, just pop a squat, thank you.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.16,0:14:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're lucky your dad's here,\Nbut he won't be here all day.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.60,0:14:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave me alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.68,0:14:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Beanbag with arms and legs,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.80,0:14:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}seriously, take a seat,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.16,0:14:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}or seats, before someone gets hurt.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.32,0:14:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're dead, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.84,0:14:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go get some things done,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.84,0:14:50.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I'm gonna go\Nto my daughter's ballet recital,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.76,0:14:52.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you're on your own until lunchtime.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.80,0:14:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No worries. No one will come in anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.88,0:14:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.00,0:15:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does Leonard ever talk about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.52,0:15:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leonard?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.00,0:15:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your husband.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.08,0:15:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.72,0:15:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I probably should have told you this\Nbefore I started working here,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.08,0:15:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he used to be my boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.72,0:15:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When did you guys go out?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.88,0:15:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sixth grade.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.56,0:15:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one time,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.68,0:15:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we split a piece of bubble gum at recess.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.00,0:15:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I brought in a note
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.68,0:15:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that he sent me, and I\Nthought you should see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.20,0:15:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just felt weird having a secret with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.04,0:15:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Do you like my hair better\Nin a barrette or a headband?"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.36,0:15:46.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I wrote.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.56,0:15:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Barrette."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.36,0:15:50.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that was his response.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.72,0:15:56.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does it bother you that I still wear it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.76,0:16:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, I think it's sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.80,0:16:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he still has feelings for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.20,0:16:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go work out now.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.96,0:16:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you really think that\Na tight, toned body
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.56,0:16:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will keep him away\Nfrom his Hubba Bubba baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.88,0:16:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope so. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.20,0:16:17.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just messed with the wrong girl, {\i1}chica!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.12,0:16:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They spray-painted my baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.56,0:16:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gee, and everything's spelled right.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.24,0:16:26.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These can't be my students.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.24,0:16:33.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have a nice day, Rapunzel.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.84,0:16:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys, can you believe this?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.56,0:16:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calendar turns to June,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.48,0:16:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my wonderful students,\Nthey become animals.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.00,0:16:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe they're just mad that you keep going
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.68,0:16:44.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the babyGap to buy your clothes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.24,0:16:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Principal Tardio, good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.24,0:16:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right to class, right to class.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.08,0:16:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How was your last ride in\Nbefore the summer, Nick?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.44,0:16:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember, today is only a half a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.48,0:16:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And a half a shirt, right?\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.28,0:16:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I said he wants to wave good-bye to you.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.20,0:17:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here he goes.\N- I'm excited about the summer, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.64,0:17:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that's my laptop!\NThat's not waterproof!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.80,0:17:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Monkey boy, monkey boy.\N- Summer!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.60,0:17:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Monkey boy.\N- Summer!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.68,0:17:12.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Summer! Summer!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.76,0:17:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.72,0:17:17.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I take you straight to work?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.36,0:17:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got one appointment I got to get to\Nsometime between 8:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.12,0:17:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.\N- But she can wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.28,0:17:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. And look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.52,0:17:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's back at it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.48,0:17:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why isn't he at work?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.88,0:17:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's just... This woman has a grip on him. \NIt's ridiculous. It's gonna ruin his marriage.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.96,0:17:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for breakfast, Mommy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.84,0:17:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you be coming by to watch\N{\i1}Days{\i0} of Our {\i1}Lives{\i0} later?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.96,0:17:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we got to find out which\Ntwin murdered Renaldo, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.52,0:17:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We sure do.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.40,0:17:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.\N- Hey, Mrs. Lamonsoff,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.12,0:17:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.20,0:17:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice school bus, Lenny.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.48,0:17:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. Have a great day.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.24,0:17:55.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did Mommy make the boo-boo go away?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.12,0:17:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't tell the wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.92,0:17:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you guys doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.12,0:17:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get in.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.96,0:18:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hey, Nick.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.04,0:18:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice. Nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.20,0:18:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's hit it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.64,0:18:07.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch this.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.16,0:18:13.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow.\N- You got to respect that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.52,0:18:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.56,0:18:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's Lenny's problem?\NThey're so cute when they're little.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.00,0:18:21.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I miss it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.20,0:18:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.36,0:18:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You miss that? Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.56,0:18:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay. Stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.64,0:18:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you growl at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.00,0:18:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay, baby, Stay-
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.16,0:18:34.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.36,0:18:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is your kid gonna be in here\Nwhen the instructor comes in?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.52,0:18:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not my kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.04,0:18:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my lover, and he's very gentle.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.52,0:18:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kids don't belong in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.68,0:18:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That leash better not trip me up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.48,0:18:48.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leash isn't gonna trip you up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.00,0:18:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your big-ass, hairy man feet\Nthat are gonna trip you up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.84,0:18:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was just joking around, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.72,0:18:58.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cool it. You're gonna get us killed.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.56,0:19:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry. I'm having the worst day.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.20,0:19:03.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Squat Fitness, ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.64,0:19:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently your new instructor's\Nrunning a bit late.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.72,0:19:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry. It's only five till...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.56,0:19:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so he asked me to lead you\Nin some warm-up exercises.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.52,0:19:14.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, everybody, up on your feet,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.72,0:19:17.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let's take a deep breath.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.36,0:19:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.76,0:19:20.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deeper... Really stretch out those lungs.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.04,0:19:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now let's shimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.28,0:19:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shake the shoulders back and forth.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.72,0:19:25.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shake them.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.56,0:19:27.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good, very good.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.32,0:19:29.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.00,0:19:32.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now let's do some jackhammer squats.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.64,0:19:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, put your hands\Nin front of you like this. Just relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.08,0:19:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then squat up and down but fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.00,0:19:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Faster, faster, there you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.64,0:19:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.72,0:19:41.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Faster, faster.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.40,0:19:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too fast. Do it a little slower.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.32,0:19:44.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, everybody turn,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.68,0:19:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,face the back of the room, bend over,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.20,0:19:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and reach for your toes.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.76,0:19:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do we have to turn around?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.88,0:19:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you please.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.12,0:19:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And bend over as low as you can go.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.84,0:19:59.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now take the right hand and\Nslap it against the right cheek.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.68,0:20:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Relax the wrist and slap\Nthat right butt, slap it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.60,0:20:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good, I want to hear that slap.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.32,0:20:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, this is wonderful.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.88,0:20:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morning, ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.12,0:20:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You started without me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.64,0:20:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, just like you asked me to.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.20,0:20:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say it's true even if it isn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.44,0:20:18.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.24,0:20:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You loved it! You loved it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.96,0:20:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's my boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.96,0:20:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right.\N- You're all prostitutes!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.48,0:20:30.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway. I'm Kyle,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.52,0:20:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and welcome to the summer\Nsession of Squatrobics 101.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.44,0:20:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish they called it something else,\Nbut that's what they told me to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.28,0:20:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so, before we start for real,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.08,0:20:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any questions?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.28,0:20:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.68,0:20:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you married?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.04,0:20:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.20,0:20:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope, I'm... I'm single.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.44,0:20:50.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.24,0:20:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I forgot.\NYou're so gorgeous, my head is spinning.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.64,0:20:55.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry. God.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.84,0:20:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.12,0:21:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a very important question,\Nand it's a two-parter.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.32,0:21:05.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first part of the question is,\N"Did a scientist make you in a lab?"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.76,0:21:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the second part of the question is,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.52,0:21:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Can I stick my tongue\Ndown your throat, please?"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.92,0:21:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, guys, look,\NI'm flattered. Really, I am,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.68,0:21:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but most of you are married\Nand I happen to be gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.36,0:21:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.56,0:21:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All of 'em.\N- That sucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.28,0:21:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a waste!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.56,0:21:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay out of my bag, little man.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.32,0:21:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why does she have this?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.16,0:21:29.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not a jock strap,\Nthat's a G-string.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.72,0:21:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, well, well,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.08,0:21:56.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if it isn't Hollywood
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.76,0:21:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the Squares.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.24,0:22:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Malcolm, I didn't\Nknow you worked at Kmart,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.56,0:22:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and apparently the hair on top of your head\Ndidn't know it, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.40,0:22:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.64,0:22:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do me a favor, go like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.92,0:22:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I got something in my teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.72,0:22:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- You know,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.08,0:22:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next time, you should use\Nthat Chia Pet stuff on your whole head.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.60,0:22:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.92,0:22:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is Higgins buying
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.96,0:22:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O.J.'s knife right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.48,0:22:19.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You think you're tough?\N- Hey, Malcolm,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.68,0:22:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that the knife the Indians\Nused to half-scalp you with?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.40,0:22:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even get that.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.68,0:22:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.04,0:22:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, let's cheer him up
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.24,0:22:27.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Benny Hill-style. Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.60,0:22:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come On, come On, come On, come On...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.80,0:22:29.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does that make you feel better?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.04,0:22:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, Crocodile Dumb-dee,\Nhow'd it go with the kid?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.92,0:22:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good, good. He's in school.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.76,0:22:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kid's in school for one day?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.76,0:22:40.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know what else to do.\NHe's a thug, Lenny.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.96,0:22:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He cut the head off a teddy bear.\NImagine what he'll do to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.60,0:22:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're gonna buy this\Nto cut his head off?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.16,0:22:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I just want him to think\NI'll cut his head off
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.44,0:22:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so then he won't cut my head off.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.08,0:22:53.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to scare a relative\Nwithout causing permanent injury?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.44,0:22:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May {\i1}I{\i0} Suggest this?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.16,0:23:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir? Sir? Can you get off the bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.00,0:23:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's wake-up time.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.80,0:23:10.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, all right, Grandma, I'm up!\NStop yelling at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.48,0:23:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, why is... Being mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.68,0:23:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like sleeping over. It's\Njust you always yell.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.12,0:23:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have to yell at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.20,0:23:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.08,0:23:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.52,0:23:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Clean-up, aisle nine.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.32,0:23:28.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of me!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.84,0:23:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And bring a shovel.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.00,0:23:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, my son Bumpty told me
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.44,0:23:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's gonna ask your daughter\Nout on a date at school today.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.16,0:23:40.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, my daughter's\Nnever been out on a date before,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.04,0:23:43.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm sure she's not gonna start off\Nwith some kid named Bumpty.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.00,0:23:46.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is the only other\Nblack kid in her grade.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.04,0:23:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, you want her to date a white guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.92,0:23:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Farrakhan.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.52,0:23:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather she date the whitest\Nwhite guy in the world
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.68,0:23:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than your little bald-headed boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.04,0:23:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, but, you know,\Ndon't worry when she says yes,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.04,0:23:59.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I already had the talk with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.76,0:24:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What talk?\N- Dating.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.60,0:24:04.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told him how we used to roll\Nwith the ladies in high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.48,0:24:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, beep-beep.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.56,0:24:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.88,0:24:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should get some pepper spray for my kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.40,0:24:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some moron on the bus\Nkeeps messing with him,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.92,0:24:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he refuses to fight back.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.80,0:24:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, that reminds me\Nof someone I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.24,0:24:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who?\N- You.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.76,0:24:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?\NI got in plenty of fights.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.76,0:24:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember ninth grade\Nwhen Tommy Cavanaugh
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.60,0:24:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moved here from Texas?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.12,0:24:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He nonstop abused you,\Nand you did nothing about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.68,0:24:34.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Tommy Cavanaugh was a 'row freak.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.60,0:24:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had back zits on his back zits.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.68,0:24:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus, he was joking around with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.36,0:24:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it was real, I swear to God,\NI would've knocked him out.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.40,0:24:42.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, isn't that Cavanaugh right there?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.68,0:24:44.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.60,0:24:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotcha.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.72,0:24:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was really funny, man, really funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.92,0:24:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you weren't exactly Captain Courageous\Nwhen we were growing up, now, were you?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.76,0:24:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I never backed out of a fight, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.72,0:24:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but did you ever jump\Noff Suicide 35 at the quarry?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.24,0:24:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.84,0:25:00.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He always came up\Nwith a lame excuse not to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.00,0:25:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you talking about?\N- "I can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.60,0:25:04.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm on my period. It'll attract sharks."
Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.68,0:25:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suicide 35 off the top rock.\N35 feet above the water.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.08,0:25:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mom did that jump\Nwhen she was pregnant with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.76,0:25:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a raft in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:32.24,0:25:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who did that?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.92,0:25:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, little birds.\NFind your nests, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.96,0:25:42.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Float down. There we go, and we're in.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.72,0:25:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.88,0:25:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,normally we don't have exciting news\Nthis late into the term,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.28,0:25:50.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we have a new student joining us today,\NBraden Higgins.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.72,0:25:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, there's an empty seat over there, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.04,0:25:54.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you go cop a squat?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.60,0:26:00.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or go that way, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.64,0:26:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take your own path.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.00,0:26:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:10.00,0:26:11.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sit here.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.48,0:26:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is your dad Marcus Higgins?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.68,0:26:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I've known him since I was a baby.\NHe's the funniest.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.32,0:26:24.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The best. Great, great man.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.68,0:26:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to smash his face.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:28.56,0:26:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, me, too.\N- Yeah, I hate that guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.64,0:26:32.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screw him.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.00,0:26:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, Charlotte, hold up, hold up.\NQuestion...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.84,0:26:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How would you like to spend\Nthe first night of summer
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.00,0:26:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a hardcore up-and-comer?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.84,0:26:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.12,0:26:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he's asking you out.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.68,0:26:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.80,0:26:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.44,0:26:52.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't make stuff up.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.04,0:26:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, can Donna come?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.48,0:26:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three's a crowd, McCloud.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:57.48,0:26:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he didn't. Yes, he did.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.68,0:27:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay, Charlotte.\NIt's a date, your first date.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.44,0:27:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.56,0:27:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. I mean,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.20,0:27:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd have to ask my parents,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:10.00,0:27:12.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think that would be okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.60,0:27:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Bumpty.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.68,0:27:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think just because\Nit's the last day of school,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.20,0:27:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can sit and socialize\Nthe entire period?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:19.36,0:27:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think about stuff like that,\NLady Shorts.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.52,0:27:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, can you think fast?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:26.40,0:27:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who wants to watch me climb a rope?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.08,0:27:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.08,0:27:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the man!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.40,0:27:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, he's got to put those Easter eggs\Nback in the basket.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.20,0:27:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dang!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.80,0:27:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kelly, I don't want to hear it!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.04,0:27:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't take it anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.84,0:27:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish I never had you!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.08,0:27:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it! Stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.84,0:27:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, that's why I don't want four kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.48,0:27:54.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, people with four just lose their minds.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.36,0:27:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're yelling, they're screaming.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.68,0:27:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes they go to jail\Njust to get some sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.84,0:28:00.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold up. Hang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.36,0:28:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a burpsnart coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.44,0:28:07.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on.\N- You got to teach me how you do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:07.96,0:28:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A burpsnart? It's simple.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.52,0:28:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just start with a burp,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.24,0:28:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you sniff for a sneeze,\Nyou get that going,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:13.12,0:28:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that triggers a fart, always.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.40,0:28:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up with this school bus?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.72,0:28:19.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. I stole it.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.76,0:28:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Put your hands in the air.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.88,0:28:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And wave them like you just don't care\N"ho"{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.44,0:28:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}"ho"{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.12,0:28:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard you're having a\Nparty tonight, Lenny.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.24,0:28:35.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? I'm not having a party.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.44,0:28:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did you hear that?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.56,0:28:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a cop. He hears everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.16,0:28:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.28,0:28:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, it's Magnum P.U.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.04,0:28:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at him getting all serious.\NI still can't believe
Dialogue: 0,0:28:44.20,0:28:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a cop after all the\Nsick stuff you did growing up.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.16,0:28:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Peter Dante who stole\Nyour parents' snowmobile
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.80,0:28:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sold it to purchase\Ncrack cocaine is dead, Feder.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.72,0:28:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This side of the law is way better.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.48,0:28:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To serve and protect. Got to love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.08,0:28:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, McKenzie, I heard you\Nassaulted somebody in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.40,0:29:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't assault anybody.\NI just choked out your brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.64,0:29:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he deserves it. He's crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:05.88,0:29:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got five minutes\Nto get to that stupid recital.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.76,0:29:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Recital?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:10.92,0:29:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- At McDonough Elementary?\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.24,0:29:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can I come?\N- Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:15.44,0:29:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trust me. Everybody's got to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.68,0:29:19.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got five minutes.\NWe're never gonna make it there.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.48,0:29:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll get there on time,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:20.68,0:29:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause we're gonna give you\Na four-alarm presidential police escort.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:24.04,0:29:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that against the law?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.36,0:29:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the law!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.48,0:29:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's happening?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.64,0:29:47.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God! What just happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.32,0:29:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome, parents,\Nto final performance of school year,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.40,0:29:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our June-a-licious
Dialogue: 0,0:29:59.48,0:30:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dance Spectacular!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.64,0:30:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, for this year,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.20,0:30:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we go throwing a few
Dialogue: 0,0:30:10.00,0:30:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hip-hop moves in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:11.52,0:30:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.92,0:30:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is fun to dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:22.56,0:30:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let the show begin.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:28.36,0:30:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So nice of you\Nto invite your friends and the bus driver
Dialogue: 0,0:30:33.20,0:30:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the police force\Nto our daughter's dance recital.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.20,0:30:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, huge ballet fans, all of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.48,0:31:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's so cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.12,0:31:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So cute.\N- She's adorable, isn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:06.68,0:31:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She is adorable.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.04,0:31:09.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fantastic stuff.\N- Unbelievable.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.72,0:31:11.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Look at her go.\N- I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:11.36,0:31:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm looking at her.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.52,0:31:28.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to arrest her for\Ndisturbing the peace.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.60,0:31:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.28,0:31:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm having a wonderful time.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.68,0:31:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's got a solo?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:53.36,0:31:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:04.04,0:32:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fine. I just wish that you\Nwould give me more than eight hours notice
Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.20,0:32:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before you tell me that\Nwe're throwing a party, babe.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:10.40,0:32:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a party. Get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:11.84,0:32:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's a couple people coming by.\N- Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:13.36,0:32:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How'd you like it?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:14.80,0:32:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You were great, honey.\N- Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.60,0:32:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did you learn to dance like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:18.60,0:32:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She moves like "Yagger," no?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.60,0:32:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, she does, she moves like...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.44,0:32:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mick Yagger? Is that what you were saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:24.00,0:32:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, butter buns,\Nyou ready to grab some eats?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:26.32,0:32:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:28.32,0:32:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cavanaugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:30.00,0:32:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny Feder, I'll be damned.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.40,0:32:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, this is Tommy Cavanaugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.72,0:32:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was my old steroid that I grew up with.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.64,0:32:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:38.72,0:32:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wife, Roxanne.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:40.84,0:32:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are your hands shaking, Daddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.56,0:32:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My hands are shaking?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:43.84,0:32:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably because I
Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.56,0:32:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had too much coffee\Nthis morning, sweetheart.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.88,0:32:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard you been running around\Nsaying you could take me in a fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:50.52,0:32:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You... I wouldn't say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:52.76,0:32:54.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you did, this morning in Kmart.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.64,0:32:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kmart? Was I there?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:56.40,0:32:58.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't think I was there.\N- You know,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:58.44,0:32:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all I can remember about this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.88,0:33:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is smacking him around\Nwhenever I wanted to,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.80,0:33:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and him not doing a single thing about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:03.80,0:33:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we had a lot of\Ngood times like that growing up.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:07.24,0:33:10.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is your voice so shaky, Daddy?\NAre you crying?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.16,0:33:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't stop talking, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.28,0:33:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, we should be getting going.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.20,0:33:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.40,0:33:17.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to stop making up\Nlies about kicking my ass
Dialogue: 0,0:33:17.56,0:33:18.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or I'm gonna have to set you straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:19.04,0:33:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, sure, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.36,0:33:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll see you around.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.20,0:33:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Becky, you be having great summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:26.60,0:33:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was one inch away
Dialogue: 0,0:33:28.56,0:33:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from knocking that guy out,\Nand I swear to God.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.92,0:33:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you weren't.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.00,0:33:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is grown-up talk,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:33.64,0:33:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so butt out!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:36.96,0:33:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's insane! What did you say to him?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.28,0:33:42.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Hey, Cavanaugh,\Nyou speak to me like that again
Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.24,0:33:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"in front of my wife and kid,\NI will brush your teeth with a brick."
Dialogue: 0,0:33:45.28,0:33:47.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you didn't. You just yelled at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.48,0:33:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't yell at you!\N- Calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:49.48,0:33:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm just saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.76,0:33:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys were in the bathroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.28,0:33:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look who's here, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.36,0:33:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,20 VOSS waters, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:57.32,0:33:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's how they do it in Hollyweird.\N- I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.28,0:34:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We haven't lived there in, what,\N10 months now or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.72,0:34:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a matter of fact, our son\Nstarts work here tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:06.20,0:34:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I heard you brown-nosed Mr. Pappas
Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.80,0:34:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now Showbiz Junior's got a job.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.20,0:34:13.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I used to scoop cones here,\Nand why shouldn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.80,0:34:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a great first job for a kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:17.08,0:34:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or lifetime job.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:19.52,0:34:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, what are we having?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:21.32,0:34:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Becky, what do you want, hon?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:22.64,0:34:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I have the soft chocolate cup, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.12,0:34:27.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a word you probably never heard, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.96,0:34:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The machine's busted, princess.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:29.60,0:34:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bummer, it's broken? Like all your dreams?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.64,0:34:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, it's easy to fix.\NI can help you with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.76,0:34:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you know about fixing\Nice cream machines, Higgins?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:38.16,0:34:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to DeVry for a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:40.44,0:34:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's right.\N- I can fix anything with a plug.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:42.80,0:34:43.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Including your hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:44.00,0:34:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not true.\NI don't even know how that got started.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.52,0:34:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's, like, people are\Nsaying that around town.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:48.16,0:34:49.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll walk you through it.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.36,0:34:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just walk up,\Nclimb up the machine, lean over the back.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:51.68,0:34:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't believe I'm listening to this idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.40,0:34:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen to the man.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:54.48,0:34:55.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna see
Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.68,0:34:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two pipes coming into the top.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:56.80,0:34:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes!\N- In between them,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:58.52,0:34:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's gonna be a silver button.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:00.00,0:35:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit it a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:01.08,0:35:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Push hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.20,0:35:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Hit it with your fist.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:04.12,0:35:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, just push the button.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.84,0:35:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I got it.\N- There we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:07.52,0:35:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we're getting somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:09.12,0:35:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, keep going. Yeah, that...
Dialogue: 0,0:35:11.20,0:35:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Force it. That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.32,0:35:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Why is Dickie crapping\Nall over the ice cream stand?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:17.68,0:35:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What'd she say?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:18.76,0:35:20.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nothing! Nothing!\N- Go! Just go!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:22.88,0:35:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, Dickie!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:25.04,0:35:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's where ice cream comes from?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.04,0:35:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so we've reached the end\Nof another school year.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.56,0:35:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Froot Loop?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:37.88,0:35:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ten months
Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.96,0:35:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}of learning, growth{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:42.00,0:35:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and, yes, hopefully,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:43.80,0:35:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}a little bit of fun.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:46.08,0:35:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But the journey we began\Ntogether, in September,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:50.56,0:35:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}does not end today.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:53.08,0:35:56.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For education is a process{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.12,0:36:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}that does not begin and end\Non some set schedule...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:36:02.24,0:36:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please let me finish. Return to your seats.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:07.24,0:36:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn you!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:08.40,0:36:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every year, you do this to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:09.96,0:36:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And this was my favorite shirt\Nfrom when I was 12!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:36:13.68,0:36:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doing, sophomore?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:15.48,0:36:16.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not bad, sophomore.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:16.96,0:36:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:25.28,0:36:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you're not a statue.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:27.60,0:36:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You' re an ass-me.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:36:30.12,0:36:31.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't even make any sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:31.96,0:36:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.40,0:36:37.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? What? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:37.28,0:36:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:44.28,0:36:45.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.76,0:36:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your dad picking you up?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:47.92,0:36:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:49.64,0:36:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told him it'd be cool if he\Nstayed late at the soup kitchen,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:51.96,0:36:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it's on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:53.80,0:36:56.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you can come on the bus\Nwith us, if you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:56.44,0:36:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, how about we do something fun?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:59.32,0:37:02.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about we do something\Nwe're not supposed to?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.36,0:37:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Keep out."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:05.84,0:37:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That just makes me want to not keep out.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.60,0:37:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heard our dads used to come\Nswimming here, back in the day.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.64,0:37:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They claim to be all squeaky clean,\Nbut I think they were nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:27.48,0:37:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,College kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:29.00,0:37:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We better go.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.24,0:37:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No go.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.52,0:37:34.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:45.20,0:37:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:47.20,0:37:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:48.36,0:37:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:49.52,0:37:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you guys going?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:51.08,0:37:53.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Join the party.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:54.52,0:37:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here. One and two.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:58.08,0:38:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you guys freshmen?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:00.08,0:38:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. We're seniors.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.88,0:38:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just became seniors,\Nlike, 20 minutes ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:04.52,0:38:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not high school seniors, college seniors.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:06.76,0:38:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:08.40,0:38:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:10.20,0:38:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're Scully.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:12.04,0:38:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're Boomer.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:14.72,0:38:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:16.32,0:38:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you guys so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.84,0:38:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I love you, too.\N- Girl, I love you more.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.44,0:38:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:22.04,0:38:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Body shots!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:24.40,0:38:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No go.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:26.16,0:38:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:27.24,0:38:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, okay.\NBut what about these beers, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:29.72,0:38:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we don't drink them, they'll be onto us,\Nand I'm not sure I'm ready for beer yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.08,0:38:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, let's just dump them\Nwhen no one's looking,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:36.08,0:38:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then act like we're drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.32,0:38:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:38.80,0:38:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:46.12,0:38:47.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Summertime.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:47.92,0:38:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're sure you want to do this, big man?\NNo shame in backing down.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:50.92,0:38:51.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Really?\N- Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.96,0:38:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.08,0:38:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a lifelong shame.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:54.84,0:38:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're finally doing Suicide 35.\NIt's a big day.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:57.40,0:38:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you scared of, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:58.60,0:39:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the "rope from the tree,\Ntriple flip, bird-crush" guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.60,0:39:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not scared of this.\NIn the past, I did it before.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.00,0:39:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'll do it right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.16,0:39:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure. Sure. Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:06.28,0:39:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do it. Do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:09.60,0:39:11.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the thing is this, I just...
Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.80,0:39:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ate about 45 minutes ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:13.44,0:39:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:14.76,0:39:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had chicken chow mein.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:16.12,0:39:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chicken chow mein? When did...
Dialogue: 0,0:39:18.04,0:39:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were with you the whole time!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:19.52,0:39:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. You didn't see it?\NThey had it at Kmart.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.36,0:39:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They have chicken chow...\N- Get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:22.76,0:39:24.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's good there. Yeah.\N- It's very good.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:24.12,0:39:25.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do I hear right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.68,0:39:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:27.96,0:39:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beers on ice. Hot ladies everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:31.88,0:39:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is how we used to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.08,0:39:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is how I still do it, buddy.\N- He does still do it that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.84,0:39:38.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you should stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:39.28,0:39:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Kappa Eta Sigma property.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.48,0:39:43.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you might want to quit\Nperving on our ladies
Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.04,0:39:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get back to your trailer homes.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:46.12,0:39:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, easy there, Abercrombie.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:48.48,0:39:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:39:50.08,0:39:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we've been around\Na little longer than you.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.04,0:39:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Been swimming here\Nsince we were eight years old,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:53.72,0:39:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you can calm down a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.64,0:39:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure it was the bomb!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.44,0:40:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cranking your Al Jolson tunes\Non your transistor radio.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:00.52,0:40:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's the 21st century now.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.72,0:40:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Thicky-Thick and the Flabby Bunch
Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.64,0:40:06.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should never take their shirts off again.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.68,0:40:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That hurts.\N- Okay, I guess I'm Thicky-Thick.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:08.84,0:40:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well, I don't like being\Nin the Flabby Bunch, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:10.96,0:40:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boom! That just happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.68,0:40:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't been around this many\Narrogant white college kids
Dialogue: 0,0:40:16.52,0:40:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since Eminem played Duke.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:18.12,0:40:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There it goes. And then...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:19.64,0:40:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.88,0:40:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That just happened. How was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:22.52,0:40:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least we got into college,\Nskinny Danny Glover.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:32.40,0:40:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Long handjob.\N- That's Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:37.12,0:40:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's over.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:38.72,0:40:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, hey, hey!\N- What, what, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:40.36,0:40:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:42.88,0:40:44.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a little extra right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:44.40,0:40:47.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, fellows, that was a good handshake.\NWe got a good one, too. it goes like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:47.52,0:40:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, here we go.\N- How you doing, sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.20,0:40:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to see you. Very good, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.08,0:40:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Beautiful day.\N- Yeah, at least we're not stuck
Dialogue: 0,0:40:52.60,0:40:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in some crap town like this, hanging\Nup drywall for the rest of our lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.24,0:40:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bay-com!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:57.92,0:40:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hanging drywall? First of all,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:59.32,0:41:00.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have you know that I own pretty much
Dialogue: 0,0:41:00.80,0:41:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the greatest auto body shop\Nin town, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:02.88,0:41:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy works for the cable company.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:04.80,0:41:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Free cable for life.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.08,0:41:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:07.28,0:41:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over here, you know Higgins?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:08.76,0:41:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, he works part-time\Ndown at the go-kart track.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.28,0:41:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he was highballing you with the drywall.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:15.28,0:41:16.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:18.44,0:41:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This just got real.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:20.12,0:41:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Real stupid? What happened?\N- Something's real.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:30.12,0:41:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah...\N- Dougie, Dougie...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.40,0:41:34.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you guys as wasted as us?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:34.92,0:41:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hells, yeah! All the time!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.52,0:41:43.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, we're gonna let you guys\Ncontinue your Klan meeting in a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:43.36,0:41:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's just gonna jump off of here,\Nand then we'll leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:47.92,0:41:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't permit that.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:49.44,0:41:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't permit it!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.20,0:41:53.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't permit it.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:53.16,0:41:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys have ruined\Nour celebration by being here.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.20,0:41:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at my hands, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:58.60,0:41:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're shaking, I'm so mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:00.04,0:42:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, look, my brother's shaking.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:05.44,0:42:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That was a cool move.\N- Now, listen to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:07.36,0:42:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna kick this kid's ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:09.28,0:42:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I need, like, 11 to 15\Nminutes to stretch out, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:11.72,0:42:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got to stretch. It's overlooked.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:12.96,0:42:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:14.56,0:42:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't fight these kids.\NI'm skinny Danny Glover.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:16.28,0:42:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, this guy's doing 11 flips\Nbehind you for some unknown reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:21.80,0:42:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got kids, we can't afford to do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:25.04,0:42:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Buddy, dude,\Nyou don't have to do that last flip.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:26.80,0:42:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't, like, get hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.00,0:42:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll come back another time.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:30.28,0:42:31.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will come back never!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:31.64,0:42:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Kappa Eta Sigma property!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:33.80,0:42:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, why are you acting so crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:36.16,0:42:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did Betty White just call you crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.16,0:42:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did he just call you Betty White?\N- Betty White?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:40.36,0:42:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's pretty funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:41.44,0:42:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've got a situation!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:54.16,0:42:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what? Hey, guys? Guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:55.64,0:42:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, what's up, guys?\N- Let's get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:57.28,0:42:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, it's nice to meet everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:58.52,0:43:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We're gonna take off, but let's do this again.\N- Take care, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:00.84,0:43:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Enjoy yourself.\N- Not that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:02.24,0:43:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there an elevator?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.08,0:43:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That way.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:08.64,0:43:12.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, are you serious?\NYou gonna make us jump?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:13.00,0:43:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naked.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:15.76,0:43:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Asshole.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:25.16,0:43:27.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys are losers.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:35.68,0:43:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, it gets bigger.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:43.20,0:43:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That poor old lady!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.44,0:43:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rm Paralyzed!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:49.00,0:43:51.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in so much pain!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:51.36,0:43:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mama!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:56.20,0:43:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:04.36,0:44:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was inside you!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:12.64,0:44:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe nobody's even\Nscared of a black guy anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:16.64,0:44:18.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn you, Obama!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:18.84,0:44:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell just happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:21.96,0:44:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw my dad's dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:41.76,0:44:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the good news is\NLamonsoff finally did the jump for real.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:45.80,0:44:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the bad news is he landed on my face.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:48.12,0:44:50.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you, made of rocks, dude?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:50.24,0:44:52.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check this out, feel this.\NI'm not kidding you.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:52.76,0:44:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:54.12,0:44:55.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think even higher.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:55.16,0:44:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Feel that.\N- And?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.24,0:44:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put your hand right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:57.48,0:44:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feel the other one. Those are my balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.28,0:45:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not kidding you,\Nthey went way up in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.20,0:45:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're getting me turned on.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:02.44,0:45:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding me?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:04.60,0:45:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:05.72,0:45:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They slashed our tires!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:07.12,0:45:08.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These kids won't stop abusing us!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.64,0:45:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn you!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:09.96,0:45:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This wasn't college kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.04,0:45:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was my son, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:16.00,0:45:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And why is this kid so angry?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.20,0:45:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His mom hiccupped a lot, but she was happy!\NAnd hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:21.40,0:45:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If she's so hot,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:23.48,0:45:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't you make her\Nyour late-night booty call?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:26.24,0:45:28.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beefcakes! Come on, baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.96,0:45:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've been sneaking around with Fabio?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:34.88,0:45:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not funny, dude!\NShe's gonna kick the crap out of me later!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.40,0:45:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.16,0:45:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A little five-hour Energy, huh?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:44.32,0:45:45.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,500-hour Energy?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:45.96,0:45:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I drink it for the taste, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.48,0:45:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God, you gonna jog\Nto Florida after this?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:54.36,0:45:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.48,0:45:56.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A bonus!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:56.76,0:45:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, just cram yourself in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.60,0:46:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My body, it's just too big for this thing.\NI can't fit.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:01.68,0:46:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Higgins, dummy, hop in\Nthis thing for a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:04.00,0:46:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- For what?\N- Just get in the tire.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:06.36,0:46:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No way! In there?\N- Five yards we'll roll you.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:08.36,0:46:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've done it.\NI would do it if I could get in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:10.80,0:46:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is peer pressure, you're bullying.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.52,0:46:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I promise you\NI'll stop you and I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:15.16,0:46:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't let him do it.\NHe's jacked up on juice.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:17.32,0:46:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a-one, and a-two...
Dialogue: 0,0:46:19.44,0:46:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mommy's got you.\N- ...and a-three!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:22.80,0:46:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, five feet. Grab me.\N- Y'ello.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:24.36,0:46:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lenny!\N- Hey, Keithie.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:26.04,0:46:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meet me at the football field,\Nbut don't tell your mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:28.32,0:46:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why am I still rolling?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.04,0:46:31.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:31.72,0:46:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.44,0:46:35.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, get me!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:35.16,0:46:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hang in there!\N- I'm going downhill!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.56,0:46:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny! No! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:40.32,0:46:42.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When will it end?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:47.52,0:46:50.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Summer is here, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:56.04,0:46:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help! Stop! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:01.16,0:47:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tire on the loose!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:02.24,0:47:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fluzoo, shotgun, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:06.76,0:47:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:07.92,0:47:09.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Higgins is in the tire!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:09.68,0:47:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:11.08,0:47:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Help!\N- Get there!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:12.76,0:47:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:14.32,0:47:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Liar!\N- No, no, baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:17.56,0:47:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! No! Someone!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:31.08,0:47:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shaw's over, tire.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:46.28,0:47:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm next.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:47.40,0:47:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I got next!\N- No, I'm next!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.92,0:47:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my tire! My turn!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:53.24,0:47:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:55.08,0:47:56.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:57.24,0:47:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a phone call.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:59.96,0:48:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. I forgive you.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:02.60,0:48:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it long-distance or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:04.88,0:48:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't want to kick a guy\Nwhile he's down, Higgins,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:06.92,0:48:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we caught your son\Nwith a can of spray paint
Dialogue: 0,0:48:09.24,0:48:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking like he was up to no good.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:11.28,0:48:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You lied about the soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:13.96,0:48:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You lied about the soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:30.92,0:48:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are gonna find those fartheads,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:35.76,0:48:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we are gonna kill them.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:38.36,0:48:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:40.00,0:48:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:47.48,0:48:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, guys! Not each other!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:50.64,0:48:53.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not killing each other!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:53.60,0:48:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,K-E-I-T
Dialogue: 0,0:48:56.64,0:48:59.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H-I-E.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:59.52,0:49:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keithie, Keithie, Keithie!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.76,0:49:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a practice, Donna.\NYou don't have to go full speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:05.20,0:49:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, Mr. Feder.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:06.52,0:49:07.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:07.72,0:49:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, look at these giant mooses out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:13.72,0:49:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't want to get\Nin the middle of all that.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:15.88,0:49:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus, the kicker, honestly, is like,\None of the most important guys on the team
Dialogue: 0,0:49:19.56,0:49:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you don't have to worry about getting\Nyour head bashed in every play.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:22.56,0:49:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get it, Dad. I'm a wimp.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:24.56,0:49:25.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not a wimp.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:25.72,0:49:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just common sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:27.00,0:49:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Avoid big idiots trying to hurt you.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:29.44,0:49:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was trying to avoid a big idiot\Ntrying to hurt me on the bus this morning,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:32.40,0:49:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he wouldn't leave me alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:33.80,0:49:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, sometimes they\Nwon't let you avoid them,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:35.80,0:49:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you just...\NYou can't back down in those situations.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:38.40,0:49:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you, I've\Nbacked down a few times,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:40.44,0:49:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not a good feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:41.64,0:49:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, look, let's just\Nkick a few field goals.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:43.60,0:49:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like soccer, which you're great at.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:45.36,0:49:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you got to do is put your\Nfoot right through the ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:51.40,0:49:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:52.44,0:49:53.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Touchdown! Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:53.76,0:49:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:55.44,0:49:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's ridiculous! Your first try?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:57.64,0:49:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, we're backing up, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:59.68,0:50:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was totally awesome, Keithie!\NThat was so cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:02.32,0:50:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was just, like, awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:04.76,0:50:06.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, drive through the ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:06.64,0:50:08.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drive through the ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:10.28,0:50:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's up!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:11.76,0:50:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Go, Keithie!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:14.44,0:50:17.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! What did you eat this morning?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:17.48,0:50:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, this is starting to\Nget into, like, college level.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:21.20,0:50:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the 30!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:22.72,0:50:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the hell is this kid?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.44,0:50:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:31.96,0:50:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Stop! Keithie time!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:50:35.80,0:50:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm starting to think\Nshe has a little crush on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:39.12,0:50:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:40.28,0:50:42.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Either that or she got bit\Nby a poisonous spider.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:42.92,0:50:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keithie!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:46.20,0:50:49.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, let's see how you do\Nin a real game situation, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:49.24,0:50:51.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay? Let's pretend I'm a linebacker,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:51.76,0:50:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm gonna come at you\Nand try and block it.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:53.48,0:50:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:54.56,0:50:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Set!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:57.08,0:50:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hike! I'm a crazy linebacker!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:59.08,0:51:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me that football!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:02.64,0:51:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My leg!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:04.40,0:51:05.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keithie!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:05.72,0:51:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't tell your mother!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:07.80,0:51:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, that kid's dead. Back to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:12.00,0:51:14.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, you remember how to do\Na five-point turn, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.52,0:51:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:15.68,0:51:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Parallel park?\N- Yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:17.64,0:51:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, don't "yeah, yeah" me, dumb-ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:19.76,0:51:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're precious cargo.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:21.32,0:51:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, if you mess around\Nand get yourself killed,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:23.28,0:51:24.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna have to kill you.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:24.32,0:51:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, Dad, I'm ready for this, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:27.96,0:51:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're late.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:30.68,0:51:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, McKenzie.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:32.00,0:51:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Wiley, how you feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.16,0:51:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just two years of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:38.00,0:51:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I still only have\N40% feeling in my body.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:41.20,0:51:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Otherwise, I'm fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.20,0:51:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Rihanna's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:45.00,0:51:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just teach driver's ed.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:47.68,0:51:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get her done, son!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:49.20,0:51:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And remember everything we talked about!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:51.48,0:51:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Defensive driving!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:52.80,0:51:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop at all yellows!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:54.04,0:51:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obey the laws!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:56.20,0:51:58.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You moron!\N- Look out!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:58.76,0:52:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be safe! Don't do what I just did!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:02.40,0:52:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, officers, you guys\Nwant to stick around
Dialogue: 0,0:52:04.72,0:52:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and have a drink with me,\Nhang out a little bit?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:06.48,0:52:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're afraid of us leaving you\Nalone with your son, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:08.84,0:52:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My son... Are you kidding me?\NI don't care...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:10.96,0:52:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Boo!\N- He's got a knife!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:13.72,0:52:16.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds dangerous.\NHow far was the drop?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:16.92,0:52:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just 35 feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:18.88,0:52:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who do you think you are, Tarzan?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:21.44,0:52:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's no big deal.\N- Honey?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:23.40,0:52:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Sally.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:25.24,0:52:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, honey. I... No, I just came to see
Dialogue: 0,0:52:27.12,0:52:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if Mommy was alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:28.28,0:52:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And looking now,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:29.88,0:52:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she's breathing, she's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:31.24,0:52:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:32.96,0:52:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was bringing your mother\Na new fan for the summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:35.08,0:52:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's good.\N- You said you couldn't
Dialogue: 0,0:52:36.40,0:52:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get coffee with me because you had
Dialogue: 0,0:52:37.96,0:52:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a 3:30 appointment with a Mr. Renaldo.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:40.92,0:52:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Hello, ladies!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:42.24,0:52:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:43.92,0:52:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Can't be!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:45.00,0:52:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We killed you. Last week.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:47.32,0:52:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You actually think two amateurish nitwits{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:50.84,0:52:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}could kill The Great Renaldo?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:54.44,0:52:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:55.84,0:52:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You did. You called it.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:03.32,0:53:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the leg's not really broken, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:06.32,0:53:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it is broken, right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:08.64,0:53:11.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a hairline fracture, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:11.40,0:53:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's a clean break.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:13.24,0:53:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slight, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.76,0:53:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slight? No. It's broken.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:17.40,0:53:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Broken-broken or just broken?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:20.16,0:53:22.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a broken leg.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:22.80,0:53:26.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was once one bone\Nis now two half-bones.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:26.48,0:53:27.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:27.68,0:53:32.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there anything you can do\Nabout my wife staring at me?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:34.28,0:53:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm not a psychiatrist.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:36.80,0:53:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're saying my wife is crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:38.44,0:53:40.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no. I was joking.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:40.08,0:53:41.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like you were when you said\Nhis leg is broken.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.96,0:53:43.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, your son
Dialogue: 0,0:53:43.68,0:53:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is going to be wearing\Nthat cast the entire summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:47.00,0:53:50.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't mind, I\Nhaven't slept in 68 hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:50.96,0:53:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're a little loopy\Nfrom lack of sleep,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:53.32,0:53:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that really isn't my son's bone.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:55.00,0:53:56.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a piece of celery you snapped.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:57.00,0:53:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lenny!\N- Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:58.04,0:53:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The leg is broken!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:03.20,0:54:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't undo this,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:05.00,0:54:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you lied to me,\Nso you're gonna pay for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:08.32,0:54:12.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctor, wouldn't it be nice\Nif there was a cure for anger?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:13.00,0:54:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:14.16,0:54:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called Jack Daniel's.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.88,0:54:18.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another one of your jokes, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:18.52,0:54:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I Wish.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:22.64,0:54:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, the light is red now,\Nso just remain stopped.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.52,0:54:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scully, is that you?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:31.88,0:54:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scully!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:34.84,0:54:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what's up, fellas?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:36.68,0:54:39.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you taking your driver's test drunk?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:39.20,0:54:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm MC Hammered!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:41.36,0:54:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're a madman!\N- Psychopath, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:43.08,0:54:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Scully, Scully.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:44.16,0:54:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you seen those old townies\Nfrom the quarry today?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:46.48,0:54:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I can't say I did. Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:49.56,0:54:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They disrespected our frat house!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:51.72,0:54:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, they disrespected the crap out of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:53.32,0:54:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, can't have that.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:57.16,0:54:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brewski time, dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:58.52,0:54:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not for you, Scully.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:00.04,0:55:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's for that freak in the hat next to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:01.88,0:55:03.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like he needs it.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:03.08,0:55:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Boom!\N- Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:04.16,0:55:05.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That just happened!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.56,0:55:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:09.80,0:55:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taking your driver's\Ntest while intoxicated?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:15.08,0:55:17.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Minus five points.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:26.04,0:55:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is ridiculous!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:27.76,0:55:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've wasted an entire day\Nwaiting for this idiot to show up.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:31.44,0:55:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you tell him your son-in-law\Nworks for the cable company?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:34.20,0:55:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A fat lot of good being related\Nto that bozo would do me.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:38.08,0:55:41.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:41.12,0:55:42.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love to the children.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:49.08,0:55:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:57.12,0:55:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it, I just sat down.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:59.44,0:56:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be right out there!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:01.60,0:56:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:02.76,0:56:04.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm coming as quick as I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:04.44,0:56:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got bunions, damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:14.04,0:56:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:16.04,0:56:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You burn in hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:18.24,0:56:20.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You cable-installing mother...
Dialogue: 0,0:56:20.12,0:56:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:30.56,0:56:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, man,
Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.64,0:56:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know deadbeat dads\Nalways have lame excuses
Dialogue: 0,0:56:33.96,0:56:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why they don't see their kids,
Dialogue: 0,0:56:36.24,0:56:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but "I didn't know you existed\Ntill about a week ago"
Dialogue: 0,0:56:39.76,0:56:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is actually a fantastic excuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:41.88,0:56:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So can you cut me some slack?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:43.48,0:56:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Her name's not Hiccups McGee.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:45.32,0:56:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:47.12,0:56:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So why do you call her that?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:48.84,0:56:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that's just... It's stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:51.44,0:56:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just kind of a nickname\NI give people that,
Dialogue: 0,0:56:55.32,0:56:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know, have a distinct\Ntrait or physical feature.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:58.84,0:57:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, if someone had big lips,\Nyou'd call them Lippy McGee.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:02.40,0:57:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if they sneezed a lot,\Nyou'd call them Sneezy McGee.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:05.00,0:57:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you'd be Ugly McGee.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:08.00,0:57:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd be Ugly McGee. Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:10.28,0:57:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shorty McGee.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:11.64,0:57:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shorty McGee, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:12.68,0:57:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Viagra McGee.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:14.00,0:57:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, right. You get it, you get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:15.56,0:57:17.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, man,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:17.52,0:57:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm willing to give this a try if you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:21.72,0:57:24.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what they say...\NYesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:26.28,0:57:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we go inside and search the Internet\Nfor funny videos of squirrels waterskiing.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:40.72,0:57:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, we're getting somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:43.40,0:57:45.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry I lied about the appointment.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.36,0:57:47.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The lying's not the worst part.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:47.48,0:57:49.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You hid from me at your\Nmother's house, Eric.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:49.64,0:57:50.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who does that?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:51.04,0:57:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, she's nice to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:52.88,0:57:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, she always takes my side,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:55.12,0:57:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worries if I'm eating enough\Nand taking my vitamins.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:58.16,0:58:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do all that stuff, too, Eric.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:00.60,0:58:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:02.52,0:58:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:03.88,0:58:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, there's only\Nso many hours in a day,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:05.56,0:58:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm always running around the kids,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:08.24,0:58:10.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I guess I leave you out a lot,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:10.40,0:58:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm really gonna try harder\Nto make you feel special,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:12.72,0:58:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause you always make me feel\Nlike the only girl in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:15.56,0:58:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:17.96,0:58:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't feel bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:19.28,0:58:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I do, because today at the recital,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:21.80,0:58:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't stop looking at Becky's teacher.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:26.24,0:58:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mind you looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:28.12,0:58:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really don't. Everybody looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:30.44,0:58:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was looking today.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:32.64,0:58:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm totally fine with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:34.60,0:58:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as he was gay, dead or a cartoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:37.12,0:58:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gay.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:38.84,0:58:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But no matter who or what we look at, we'll\Nalways come back to each other, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:45.44,0:58:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Car wash!\N- Car wash!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:46.96,0:58:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Support our team!\N- I'll prove it to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:48.48,0:58:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car wash!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:50.60,0:58:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you doing?\N- No, no, you're gonna like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:53.72,0:58:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, girls!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:56.76,0:58:58.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:00.12,0:59:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, you don't have to do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:02.28,0:59:03.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:03.32,0:59:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, girls!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.28,0:59:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wash it up extra soapy!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:07.28,0:59:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:09.28,0:59:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, hang on.\NThere's a car just in front of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:11.64,0:59:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Better do them first.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:12.72,0:59:13.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, got a customer!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.84,0:59:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You take these guys,\Nwe'll take the yellow car.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:16.48,0:59:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Extra soapy.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:22.80,0:59:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is happening right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:27.64,0:59:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swear, I didn't plan this.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:36.00,0:59:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, no. Thank you. I'm good.\NI'm good, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:38.80,0:59:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I might as well enjoy this.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:22.08,1:00:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is this never-ending?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:24.36,1:00:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least the guys in the car\Nin front of us are having fun.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:39.76,1:00:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing? Get in there!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:42.32,1:00:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:50.56,1:00:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:52.44,1:00:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't a perfect day. I admit it.\NThere were some downs.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:55.32,1:00:57.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about the leg.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:57.12,1:00:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The good news is
Dialogue: 0,1:00:58.64,1:01:00.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the children got through\Nanother year of school.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:00.80,1:01:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fabulously.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:01.92,1:01:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got older, even though I told you not to.\NEspecially you.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:04.92,1:01:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay young. Don't leave me.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:06.76,1:01:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You prepared us your famous\Nchicken a la food poisoning,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:10.24,1:01:11.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which we're all excited to eat.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:11.60,1:01:14.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just kidding.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:14.12,1:01:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the greatest thing is,\Nit's my favorite part of the day
Dialogue: 0,1:01:16.44,1:01:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my four best friends.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:17.64,1:01:18.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To the Feders!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:20.88,1:01:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Bumpty asked me out for ice cream today.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:23.68,1:01:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I "went out for ice cream" once\Nwith your dad.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:27.92,1:01:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nine months later, Andre popped out.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:32.76,1:01:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the best vanilla\Npudding I've ever had.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.48,1:01:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's butter, son.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:41.20,1:01:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:42.44,1:01:45.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey.\N- Want me to come in and feed it to you
Dialogue: 0,1:01:45.12,1:01:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like I did the last time?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:47.28,1:01:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no. I got my kid here.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:49.64,1:01:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That wouldn't be cool.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:50.80,1:01:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You said you loved me!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:54.52,1:01:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're not all tens, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:00.48,1:02:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Homeboy, why aren't you eating?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:02.36,1:02:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw something today\Nthat made me lose my appetite.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:05.12,1:02:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was it, me naked?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:09.64,1:02:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:11.32,1:02:12.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's a burpsmart?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:12.96,1:02:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Burpsnorp?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:14.16,1:02:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A burpsnart!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:15.72,1:02:18.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, he burps, sneezes\Nand farts at the same time.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:19.00,1:02:20.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He goes...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:26.16,1:02:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I just shat myself.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:28.48,1:02:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, honey, what time's\Nthat Feder bash tonight?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:31.32,1:02:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:33.04,1:02:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's paint.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:34.24,1:02:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't come off.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:35.72,1:02:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it might be fun\Nto have a theme, no?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:38.16,1:02:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A theme?\N- Roxanne decided the theme is...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:40.84,1:02:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The '80s?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:44.76,1:02:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was 70 years ago.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:49.24,1:02:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought we could go as Hall & Oates.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:51.00,1:02:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hall & Oates?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:52.08,1:02:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:53.20,1:02:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that, like a cereal?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:55.08,1:02:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:56.60,1:02:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you ask Nancy Arbuckle\Nto come by for the get-together?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:59.68,1:03:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or do you prefer\Nthe imaginary shower version?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:05.40,1:03:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, Charlotte? I trust you,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:07.84,1:03:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I want you to have fun tonight.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:09.60,1:03:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:14.12,1:03:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up, player?\NI'm here for your daughter.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:19.76,1:03:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:23.32,1:03:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Used to get 10 cases of beer for my\Nparties, now I get 10 cases of juice boxes.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:28.88,1:03:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Beckster.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:30.48,1:03:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, Stud Muffin.\N- Hey.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:32.24,1:03:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mommy calls him Stud Muffin,\Nso I call him Stud Muffin.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:35.64,1:03:36.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that right?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:36.76,1:03:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must be Roxanne's husband. I'm Kyle.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:39.40,1:03:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you know my wife\Nagain there, Mud Stuffing?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.72,1:03:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I worked her out this morning.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:43.64,1:03:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:44.72,1:03:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I worked her out this morning,\Ntoo, pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:47.76,1:03:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:48.92,1:03:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:50.92,1:03:52.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:52.12,1:03:53.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is awkward.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:53.76,1:03:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My husband's here.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:55.92,1:03:57.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is that awkward?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:57.64,1:03:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:59.40,1:04:01.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let me give you a hint.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:02.76,1:04:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have brain damage?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:07.00,1:04:09.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we both know\Nwhat time it is, don't we?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:09.44,1:04:10.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What time is it?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:10.84,1:04:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:12.92,1:04:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just... Just time to...
Dialogue: 0,1:04:16.84,1:04:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help me out here.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:18.76,1:04:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm lost right now. I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:21.64,1:04:23.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wiley, how'd Andre McKenzie do?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:23.60,1:04:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did he pass his test?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:24.68,1:04:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He squeaked by.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:26.20,1:04:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We didn't check out any soapy cheerleaders.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:28.40,1:04:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on with you and my wife?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:30.16,1:04:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:31.24,1:04:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, why don't we all\Ngo our separate ways.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:32.68,1:04:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't see any of these conversations\Nworking out for me.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:35.00,1:04:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Adios.\N- I'll see you tonight.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:36.44,1:04:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey-
Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.48,1:04:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll bring the Hubba Bubba.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:39.56,1:04:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:40.72,1:04:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, party tonight '80s-style, huh?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:42.84,1:04:44.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Rocky Ill.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:04:44.72,1:04:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wiley!\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:48.00,1:04:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, babe.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:50.68,1:04:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does Penny's note say?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:56.32,1:04:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She wrote, "Mayonnaise, zitis..."
Dialogue: 0,1:04:58.16,1:04:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The other side.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:02.16,1:05:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Meet me by your mailbox at 11:00."
Dialogue: 0,1:05:04.64,1:05:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would I meet her\Nby my mailbox at 11:00?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:12.00,1:05:14.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have any idea what just happened there?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:14.40,1:05:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a clue.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:15.76,1:05:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care who your parents are.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:18.24,1:05:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You screw up, I fire you.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:19.92,1:05:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all good.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:22.12,1:05:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It's all good"?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:23.24,1:05:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a family restaurant, not a rap show.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:25.56,1:05:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all bad?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:27.20,1:05:29.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, it is.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:29.16,1:05:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a customer.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:31.84,1:05:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry. Welcome to the Ice Cream House.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:33.68,1:05:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Greg.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:35.40,1:05:37.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nancy, hi.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:37.28,1:05:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you crushed your cones.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:40.12,1:05:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:41.36,1:05:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a... That was a squeeze test.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:42.84,1:05:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These cones failed.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:44.52,1:05:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna try cardboard cones next.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:47.16,1:05:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're smiling.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:48.92,1:05:50.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And number two.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:50.36,1:05:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have such a nice smile.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:52.44,1:05:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:54.20,1:05:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go out with me tonight before\Nyour friends say I'm fugly.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:57.20,1:05:59.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:59.36,1:06:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:00.56,1:06:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No freaking way.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:04.20,1:06:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your father used to do\Nthat same three-step crap
Dialogue: 0,1:06:06.96,1:06:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when we were growing up.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:08.40,1:06:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It always worked then.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:10.72,1:06:12.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even on my wife.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:15.48,1:06:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ain't no boy with a mind you can toy,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:18.56,1:06:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause if this is a ploy,\NI'll destroy Illinois.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:21.56,1:06:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is so amazing how you can\Nfreestyle like that.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:24.40,1:06:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I been laying it down\Ntruthful since day one.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:30.44,1:06:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I sing sometimes, too,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:33.48,1:06:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but only, like, in the shower.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:35.72,1:06:37.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm scared to sing in\Nfront of other people.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:37.76,1:06:40.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you scared, that means you don't got it.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:40.84,1:06:44.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry to be blunt, but I don't front.\NI'm hard-core.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:47.88,1:06:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dinosaur!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:51.24,1:06:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long ago was the '80s?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:53.60,1:06:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was way back in the 1900s.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:56.44,1:06:57.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We learned about it in school.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:57.72,1:06:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was wack.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:58.84,1:07:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The phones had long, curly\Nthings coming out of the end.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:01.92,1:07:03.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You had to watch commercials.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:03.64,1:07:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:04.80,1:07:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that right, Bowser?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.16,1:07:09.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How we doing?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:10.04,1:07:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Dad, why do we have to\Nwear costumes and you don't?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:12.44,1:07:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am wearing a costume.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:13.88,1:07:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bruce Springsteen, Born in the U. S.A.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:17.60,1:07:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's Bruce Springsteen?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:19.40,1:07:21.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess some guy with a giant butt.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:22.68,1:07:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know who the Boss is?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:24.64,1:07:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stink as a father.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:26.24,1:07:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do not stink as a father.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:28.32,1:07:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the best father I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:30.24,1:07:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I don't understand\Nwhy you don't...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:32.68,1:07:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why I don't want a baby?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:33.80,1:07:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I don't want one!\NLet's move on from that!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:43.44,1:07:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. No, no.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:46.04,1:07:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell her it wasn't you talking, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:47.88,1:07:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was your flabby ass.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:49.56,1:07:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want me to "accidentally"\Nbreak the other leg?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:58.80,1:08:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I'm sorry I raised my voice.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:02.32,1:08:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In front of the children!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:04.00,1:08:05.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, in front of the kids.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:05.64,1:08:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just, you...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:06.96,1:08:09.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you're doing is bringing up this\Nbaby thing over and over.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:09.68,1:08:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you going through, like,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:11.20,1:08:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a "womany" hormone\Nsituation or something?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:15.36,1:08:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Menopause?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:17.16,1:08:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, you're not old enough for that?\NI'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:19.24,1:08:20.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, no, I meant schizophrenia.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:21.00,1:08:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, honey, honey, honey,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:23.36,1:08:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if we have another baby,\Nwe're starting over, you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:26.40,1:08:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about we just adopt a kid?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:27.96,1:08:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a 20-year-old who has a job.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:29.32,1:08:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That way we could make money off of him.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:32.48,1:08:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just... Don't you think\Nwe can start concentrating on me and you?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:35.88,1:08:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all I'm saying. It's our time.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:38.48,1:08:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I am going through\Nkind of a hormone thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:43.16,1:08:45.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good, there's pills for that.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:47.08,1:08:48.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:52.44,1:08:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our guests are here.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:56.88,1:09:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute, when did we even have...
Dialogue: 0,1:09:03.56,1:09:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn you, Motel 6 hot tub!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:07.80,1:09:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow. Lenny, that's big, brother.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:10.64,1:09:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, four kids is the best.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:12.24,1:09:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about, Prince?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:13.72,1:09:15.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You told me it would be\Nthe worst if that happened.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:15.88,1:09:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a lot of great aspects to that.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:17.92,1:09:21.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, when Junior graduates high school,\Nyou'll be 64.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:21.60,1:09:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is that a good thing?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:23.00,1:09:24.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, it's horrifying.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:24.80,1:09:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't do the math\Nbefore I opened my mouth. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:26.80,1:09:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice job, Cher.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:28.96,1:09:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'm not Cher.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:30.08,1:09:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Meat Loaf, all right? Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:32.24,1:09:34.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're Meat Loaf,\Nor you're made of meat loaf?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:35.04,1:09:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you, Doug Henning?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:36.40,1:09:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Oates.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:38.24,1:09:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Hall?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:39.36,1:09:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hall's having a playdate with your kids.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:44.88,1:09:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, you got nothing\Nto worry about, Lenny.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:46.92,1:09:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right? You're a great dad.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:48.16,1:09:49.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, I know. I broke my son's leg today.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:49.72,1:09:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a real good dad.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:50.96,1:09:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, you're bumming me out, all right?\NThis is supposed to be party time.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:53.72,1:09:56.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't gonna be a real party.\NI'm drinking a juice box,
Dialogue: 0,1:09:56.76,1:09:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I'm afraid my wife's gonna yell at\Nme for getting drunk in front of the kids.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:00.04,1:10:03.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many of you guys have been to a party\Nin the past six months?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:04.56,1:10:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A party without a bouncy house.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:07.72,1:10:09.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A party where they actually invited you.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:11.08,1:10:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:12.24,1:10:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The party's over, fellas.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:14.76,1:10:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You saw the way those frat guys\Ntreated us today.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:16.88,1:10:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're irrelevant.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:18.32,1:10:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're losers.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:19.64,1:10:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're old.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:20.76,1:10:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lamonsoff totally surrendered.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.20,1:10:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got a fanny pack on now,\Nfor God's sake.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:24.12,1:10:25.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, first of all,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:25.84,1:10:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a "survanny" pack,\Na survival fanny pack,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:28.48,1:10:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with many special features.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:29.92,1:10:32.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you pull that triangle\Nand lasagna comes out?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:33.80,1:10:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you give it a shot?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:35.28,1:10:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got it. I'll pull the string.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:40.44,1:10:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Like a raft out of hell!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:10:43.84,1:10:45.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, good one, that was good.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:46.32,1:10:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't ever say the party's over!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:50.52,1:10:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That didn't happen.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:56.20,1:10:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Richard Simmons is a hero.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:16.32,1:11:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:18.48,1:11:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with all this Prince?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:19.76,1:11:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm Prince.\N- The hell.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:21.08,1:11:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ain't Prince. I'm Prince.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:22.48,1:11:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My skin's way lighter than yours.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:24.20,1:11:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should have came as Seal\Non a hunger strike.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:27.16,1:11:30.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like Morgan Freeman\Nif he was a transvestite.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:30.76,1:11:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what you doing here, Bumpty?\NI thought you was out with my daughter.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:33.48,1:11:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That ain't Bumpty. That's my wife.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:35.88,1:11:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary! I didn't recognize you.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:38.60,1:11:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's your costume?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:39.96,1:11:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't find out about the party\Nuntil it was too late.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:43.12,1:11:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you decided to come as a black Muppet?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:46.40,1:11:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:49.40,1:11:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, you're my one and only,\Nsweetie-boo-mo-mo.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:53.44,1:11:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make a muscle for me?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:55.72,1:11:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pwease?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:59.44,1:12:01.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So bulgy.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:02.24,1:12:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a big caramel apple.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:16.32,1:12:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:18.28,1:12:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm scared. I feel safe with you.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:32.24,1:12:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:35.52,1:12:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I can make\Na connection with a woman.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:39.16,1:12:41.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just can't sustain it.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:41.44,1:12:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, there's a distance there.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:43.80,1:12:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try to fill it up pharmaceutically,\Nyou know, with pills,
Dialogue: 0,1:12:47.96,1:12:49.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or the Discovery Channel,
Dialogue: 0,1:12:49.92,1:12:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or Dino Nuggets.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:52.44,1:12:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But nothing really works.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:54.20,1:12:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, you understand, you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:57.56,1:12:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause you're, I heard,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:00.08,1:13:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sensitive to men.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:03.00,1:13:04.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, he's hot!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:04.48,1:13:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zip it! He'll find out our secret!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:13.12,1:13:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Drink up, partner.\N- Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:15.40,1:13:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:17.08,1:13:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Secret table.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:18.88,1:13:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, honey, how are you? What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:21.12,1:13:22.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just trying to get our punch on.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:22.80,1:13:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Becky's sleepy-
Dialogue: 0,1:13:23.84,1:13:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She wants her daddy to put her to bed.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:25.96,1:13:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Daddy's right about\Nto enjoy some refreshing punch,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:28.84,1:13:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so could you put her to sleep?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:30.84,1:13:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you wouldn't want\Nto have too much punch
Dialogue: 0,1:13:32.92,1:13:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with all these kids running around.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:35.36,1:13:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, I'd be okay with that.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:36.92,1:13:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, you wouldn't.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:38.32,1:13:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotcha.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:39.76,1:13:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be back soon, fellas.\NI'll be back soon. That's a promise.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:42.68,1:13:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Let's go, little girl.\N- Good night.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:44.32,1:13:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time to go to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:45.84,1:13:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Close your eyes.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:51.00,1:13:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:54.00,1:13:56.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As easy as making a free throw.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:58.52,1:14:00.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Bean, Becky went to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:00.80,1:14:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's time for you to hit it, pal.\NWhat do you say?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:03.52,1:14:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, don't touch that.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.88,1:14:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you might break it.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:10.36,1:14:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:12.12,1:14:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did you learn how to do that?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:14.04,1:14:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw it in one of my dreams.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:20.64,1:14:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a genius?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:23.00,1:14:25.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My boy's a genius.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:29.88,1:14:32.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your dad's also a genius.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:32.76,1:14:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet dreams there, angel, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:35.32,1:14:38.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy, can you lay in bed\Nwith me till I fall asleep?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:38.52,1:14:41.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean? I thought you are sleepy.\NThat's why we came up here.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:41.20,1:14:43.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please lay down.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:46.88,1:14:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll lay down with you, then.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:48.20,1:14:51.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just... There's a party going on, but...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:51.40,1:14:52.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell me a story?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:53.04,1:14:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look who was in the neighborhood!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:54.76,1:14:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some of Lenny's friends\Nfrom the old J. Geils Band!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:11.80,1:15:14.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Daddy?\N- You don't want one slug?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:14.48,1:15:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:15.92,1:15:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you liked this stuff. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:19.16,1:15:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. I'll tell you a story.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:22.32,1:15:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once upon a time, there was a hand,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:28.72,1:15:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the hand faced-raked the child.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:32.32,1:15:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sleep!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:35.88,1:15:38.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slee...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:39.32,1:15:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sleep!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:41.76,1:15:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy, Feder's cranking\Nhis old rock and roll records pretty loud.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:46.44,1:15:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess he's never heard of neighbors.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:51.04,1:15:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, why you stopping here?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:52.48,1:15:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need some air.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:54.00,1:15:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need some air?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.24,1:15:57.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We haven't even gotten to the party yet.\N- I would appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,1:15:57.96,1:16:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you would stop trying to "manage" me.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:01.56,1:16:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Word, word.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.20,1:16:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want me to stay and wait with you?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:05.80,1:16:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want to be alone!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:11.36,1:16:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, don't believe the hype.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:13.12,1:16:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:24.28,1:16:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy, I can't fall asleep\Nwithout Mr. Gigglesworth.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:28.68,1:16:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You told me he would be okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:31.16,1:16:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He Will be. I...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:33.24,1:16:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just needs to rest a\Nlittle bit longer, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:35.64,1:16:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, Daddy. I need to see him.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:39.60,1:16:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had a very rough day.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:43.64,1:16:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'll get him for you,\Nbecause you need to see him.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:49.72,1:16:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doing leg lifts.\NI work out when I can, you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:53.40,1:16:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want some Daddy candy right here?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:55.00,1:16:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you naked?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:57.04,1:16:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Global warming.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:59.08,1:17:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is this empty?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:00.40,1:17:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where is Gigglesworth?\N- Hey, hey.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:01.92,1:17:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, man. Were you looking for this?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:05.04,1:17:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why's he look good?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:06.36,1:17:07.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sewed him.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:07.72,1:17:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sew?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:08.88,1:17:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd you learn how to sew?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:10.04,1:17:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gay camp-
Dialogue: 0,1:17:11.20,1:17:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You went to gay camp? You're gay?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:13.60,1:17:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no. No, I mean, I'm gay,
Dialogue: 0,1:17:16.24,1:17:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but no, there's no such thing\Nas gay camp, man. it was a joke.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:18.88,1:17:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I learned to sew from my dad,\Nwho was a tailor.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:20.76,1:17:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been sewing since\NI was Becky's age. Here.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:23.48,1:17:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is great.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:25.88,1:17:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gigglesworth's okay,
Dialogue: 0,1:17:28.00,1:17:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not fooling around with my wife,
Dialogue: 0,1:17:30.28,1:17:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you got a pee stain.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:35.68,1:17:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is not mine.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:47.08,1:17:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're an animal.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:54.88,1:17:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the law!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:07.56,1:18:09.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you dig it?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:21.12,1:18:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, big man,\NLenny's got, like, 12 bathrooms.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:23.64,1:18:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't got to go to the bathroom.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:25.80,1:18:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just enjoying the water.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:27.96,1:18:29.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:30.00,1:18:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry! Hurry!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:32.68,1:18:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fluzoo, come on!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:34.48,1:18:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not even warm. It's hot.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:42.32,1:18:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got to give it to your\Nold man for one thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:44.48,1:18:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He could always throw a party.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:47.36,1:18:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my dad's party?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:52.44,1:18:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check out your girlfriend\Nin the Pat Benatar outfit.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:17.00,1:19:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charlotte,
Dialogue: 0,1:19:18.48,1:19:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was amazing.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:19.84,1:19:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd you learn to sing like that?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:21.36,1:19:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No place. I just sing a\Nlittle in the shower.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:25.16,1:19:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you should stick to the shower.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:27.56,1:19:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}'Cause I gots the power{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:19:28.88,1:19:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I'm on Today Show\NDissing Matt Lauer{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:19:31.40,1:19:32.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bumpty!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:32.52,1:19:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do me a favor and shut your mouth before\NI slap that Mohawk into a chin strap.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:36.88,1:19:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:53.08,1:19:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey-
Dialogue: 0,1:19:54.40,1:19:56.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who invited you guys?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:56.56,1:19:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your beautiful wife does.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:58.96,1:20:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, she invited her,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:00.24,1:20:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and naturally, we assumed\Nit was a plus one.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:03.72,1:20:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There a problem?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:04.88,1:20:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I was gonna say,\Ngreat Terminator outfit
Dialogue: 0,1:20:08.60,1:20:11.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Robert Palmer thing you got on, and...
Dialogue: 0,1:20:12.80,1:20:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice babble.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:15.64,1:20:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How about this?\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:17.08,1:20:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about that?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:18.20,1:20:20.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does that hurt? Is that hurting you?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:20.44,1:20:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it is hurting me.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:21.60,1:20:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Well, let me do it some more.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:24.40,1:20:26.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got something to say?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:26.80,1:20:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, Cavanaugh.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:28.60,1:20:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to stay at my party,\NI think you owe me an apology.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:32.24,1:20:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For what?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:33.32,1:20:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For back in the day, always giving me crap.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:36.48,1:20:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't want to let bygones be bygones?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:38.60,1:20:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do. After you apologize to me.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:42.24,1:20:44.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For stuff I did 30 years ago?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:44.12,1:20:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There isn't a statute\Nof limitations on being a dick.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:47.76,1:20:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What'd you just say?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:49.88,1:20:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said what I said.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:51.80,1:20:53.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You and me are fighting right now.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:53.92,1:20:56.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let's go! Let's get it over with.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:58.16,1:21:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, looks like our friend's about to die.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:00.60,1:21:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny, what's going on?\NI'm calling the police!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:02.60,1:21:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're already here.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:07.96,1:21:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold my hair, woman.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:10.12,1:21:11.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ready for this?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:11.32,1:21:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not at all, but I'm gonna do this,
Dialogue: 0,1:21:14.16,1:21:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I got to show my son what's right.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:19.96,1:21:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'd do anything for our boys, wouldn't we?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:21.80,1:21:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:23.28,1:21:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:24.48,1:21:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My boy's over in Afghanistan.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:26.12,1:21:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you raised him right.\NI hope he gets home safe soon.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:29.60,1:21:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, me, too.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:31.12,1:21:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sucker-punch him, Feder.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:32.64,1:21:37.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lick his bicep. Lick it,\Nbite it, lick the tan off.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:38.64,1:21:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, here's what's gonna happen.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:40.76,1:21:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit me right on the chin.\NI'll go down like a sack of potatoes.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:43.52,1:21:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you talking about?\N- Just do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:45.84,1:21:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you'd do the same for me\Nif my boy was watching.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:49.32,1:21:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get busy, Hollywood!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:58.44,1:21:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! Don't hit me, please!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:59.96,1:22:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry. Please don't hit me.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:01.96,1:22:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You would tear me limb from limb.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:03.48,1:22:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open this.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:04.84,1:22:07.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only reason I picked on you\Nwas because I was afraid of you.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:07.56,1:22:08.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:09.04,1:22:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, please, please. Just go with it.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:11.12,1:22:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't think anyone would\Nbelieve you could knock me out.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:13.48,1:22:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please. Don't hit me.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:17.36,1:22:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cavanaugh's crying. This is ridiculous!
Dialogue: 0,1:22:20.52,1:22:21.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cavanaugh.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:21.56,1:22:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean you don't\Nwant me to hit you with this?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:23.20,1:22:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! Please.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:24.44,1:22:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or the elbow?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:26.84,1:22:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finger in the eye!
Dialogue: 0,1:22:28.36,1:22:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow.\N- Listen to this guy!
Dialogue: 0,1:22:30.32,1:22:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, get up. Straighten up.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:34.16,1:22:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna hit you,
Dialogue: 0,1:22:36.56,1:22:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if you ever disrespect me
Dialogue: 0,1:22:41.04,1:22:42.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or anybody,
Dialogue: 0,1:22:42.92,1:22:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will hunt you down,
Dialogue: 0,1:22:44.84,1:22:48.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I will slap you into a pile of tattoos,
Dialogue: 0,1:22:49.04,1:22:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bad breath
Dialogue: 0,1:22:51.40,1:22:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and back zits.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:53.52,1:22:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:55.56,1:22:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you understand me?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:57.92,1:22:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I understand you.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:59.60,1:23:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you understand me?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:02.28,1:23:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I understand you!
Dialogue: 0,1:23:05.08,1:23:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then walk away before I change my mind.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:06.88,1:23:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:14.04,1:23:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, man, look at him!\N- What just happened?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:16.24,1:23:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny! Lenny! Lenny!
Dialogue: 0,1:23:18.24,1:23:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God, that was the\Nmanliest thing you ever did.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:21.60,1:23:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get extra special\Nhip-hop dance tonight.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:25.04,1:23:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Word up.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:30.40,1:23:32.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys, if you see Leonard,
Dialogue: 0,1:23:32.60,1:23:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could you tell him that I'm here waiting\Nlike we arranged?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:36.28,1:23:38.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys? Guys?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:39.52,1:23:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, okay. Okay, I am a person!
Dialogue: 0,1:23:43.12,1:23:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That was awesome, by the way.\N- Had to. Had to.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:45.12,1:23:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, you had to.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:46.60,1:23:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He let you off the hook, didn't he?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:48.28,1:23:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He did, he did, but I had to go With it.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:56.76,1:23:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe it!
Dialogue: 0,1:23:58.72,1:24:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We hit the moron jackpot!
Dialogue: 0,1:24:00.96,1:24:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody who needs a beating,\Nconveniently together on one lawn.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:05.32,1:24:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are they?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:06.88,1:24:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brunson University frat guys.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:09.44,1:24:12.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God, I hate white people.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:12.28,1:24:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, why are you here?\NWhat's the matter?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:15.12,1:24:18.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tell you what is the matter.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:18.28,1:24:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These old townies trashed our frat house!
Dialogue: 0,1:24:21.04,1:24:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And nobody treats our good-times\Nheadquarters with disrespect!
Dialogue: 0,1:24:24.84,1:24:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:24:27.04,1:24:29.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:30.04,1:24:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:31.48,1:24:33.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't try and cover for him, Z-Dog!
Dialogue: 0,1:24:33.88,1:24:35.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's Z-Dog?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:35.40,1:24:36.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We know they're trying to get back at us
Dialogue: 0,1:24:36.80,1:24:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for making them do the naked\Nplunge in our swimming hole.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:39.08,1:24:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your swimming hole? I've been swimming\Nat the quarry since I was eight years old.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:42.68,1:24:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently, everybody in this crap town
Dialogue: 0,1:24:45.16,1:24:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has been swimming there\Nsince they were eight years old.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:48.04,1:24:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess nobody wants to leave this dump\Nbecause they're too busy sucking!
Dialogue: 0,1:24:57.64,1:24:58.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll finish later.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:59.00,1:25:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You promise?\N- I promise.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:00.52,1:25:02.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.\N- Hey, smart guy!
Dialogue: 0,1:25:02.40,1:25:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny Feder left this town,
Dialogue: 0,1:25:04.64,1:25:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moved to Hollywood, made big bucks,
Dialogue: 0,1:25:07.76,1:25:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,probably more money than\Nall you brainiacs put together
Dialogue: 0,1:25:10.24,1:25:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever will.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:11.32,1:25:12.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But guess what?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:12.64,1:25:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He came back here.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:14.32,1:25:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause this beautiful town is his home.\NAnd it always will be his home.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:24.36,1:25:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that was just a moving testament\Nto this community, bro!
Dialogue: 0,1:25:28.44,1:25:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we didn't come here\Nto hear any lame speeches.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:32.68,1:25:37.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We came here to kick some old, smelly ass!
Dialogue: 0,1:25:43.00,1:25:45.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fellas, we may be old.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:45.40,1:25:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We may be smelly.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:46.72,1:25:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We may have a penis.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:51.84,1:25:54.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the only ones getting\Ntheir ass kicked around here
Dialogue: 0,1:25:54.64,1:25:57.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is gonna be you spoiled,
Dialogue: 0,1:25:57.64,1:26:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,privileged, uppity, preppy D-bags.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:01.60,1:26:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You hear that?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:02.88,1:26:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let's get busy!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:26.28,1:26:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}They're dancing on the ceiling{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:27.56,1:26:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}They're dancing on the floor{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:30.28,1:26:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}People everywhere coming through the door{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:33.44,1:26:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}They know there's a party going on{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:46.12,1:26:47.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, son!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:47.76,1:26:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ain't tough!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:48.80,1:26:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit him!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:50.92,1:26:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Braden! Yeah! Damn!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:55.48,1:26:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want this?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:01.32,1:27:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, please stop it!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:02.68,1:27:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not a sir! That's a woman!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:05.00,1:27:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My woman!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:07.24,1:27:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, babe.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:09.48,1:27:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I know you're gonna lose control{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:27:12.80,1:27:14.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You can do{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:27:14.12,1:27:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're so hot.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:19.56,1:27:22.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I know it's cold outside{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:27:22.44,1:27:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't bust my face!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:25.00,1:27:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You saved me.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:28.40,1:27:31.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will protect you for\Nthe rest of your life.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:31.76,1:27:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, blow dryer boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:38.32,1:27:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God, no!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:39.68,1:27:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! No!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:41.80,1:27:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:43.88,1:27:45.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Having a good anniversary, babe?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:45.68,1:27:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, the best.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:51.52,1:27:52.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't breathe.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:53.00,1:27:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Choking me!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:04.72,1:28:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:06.00,1:28:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did it. We did it, man.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:07.88,1:28:08.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:08.92,1:28:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We make a good team.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:10.44,1:28:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Yeah, that was fun.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:38.28,1:28:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I know it's cold outside{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:28:40.72,1:28:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Come on, babe, I'll keep you satisfied{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:28:43.64,1:28:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boomer!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:44.88,1:28:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:46.16,1:28:47.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:47.68,1:28:50.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a traitor, Boomer!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:50.56,1:28:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His name's not Boomer!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:52.84,1:28:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Gary.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:54.20,1:28:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Greg.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:55.44,1:28:57.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greg.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:04.64,1:29:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God! Did you see his head?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:07.04,1:29:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got a... He's bald!
Dialogue: 0,1:29:08.92,1:29:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a wild one!
Dialogue: 0,1:29:14.08,1:29:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noogie, noogie, noogie.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:15.76,1:29:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody noogies my brother!
Dialogue: 0,1:29:19.68,1:29:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My brain! My brain!
Dialogue: 0,1:29:26.72,1:29:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,B.U.!
Dialogue: 0,1:29:28.56,1:29:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, man! I had that one.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:30.12,1:29:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you did, big brother.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:31.80,1:29:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get out of here!\N- Don't hit me!
Dialogue: 0,1:29:33.96,1:29:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey, look who showed up.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:36.96,1:29:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippy-boy. Yeah, you want to\Nflip your way out of this?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:41.28,1:29:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too slow, old man.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:42.80,1:29:44.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where you work out, Cinnabon?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:47.28,1:29:48.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look who's back up, baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:48.64,1:29:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know we were kicking.\NGive me a second to stretch.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:50.76,1:29:52.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:52.12,1:29:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna throw some legs, huh?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:53.64,1:29:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to throw some legs, huh?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:57.32,1:29:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boom!
Dialogue: 0,1:29:59.24,1:30:00.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That just happened.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:01.76,1:30:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, were you raised by ninjas?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:05.60,1:30:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:07.36,1:30:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You won the fight.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:08.44,1:30:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's your prize.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:11.12,1:30:14.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, little girl. It\Nlooks just like you.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:17.04,1:30:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a monkey!
Dialogue: 0,1:30:19.16,1:30:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at me!
Dialogue: 0,1:30:20.40,1:30:23.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a stupid little monkey.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:27.44,1:30:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good night.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:32.52,1:30:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, guys! We got to get out!
Dialogue: 0,1:30:34.76,1:30:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,1:30:38.16,1:30:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny! Baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:40.00,1:30:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Baby, are you all right?\N- I'm coming for you, Leonard!
Dialogue: 0,1:30:43.36,1:30:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here for you, Leonard.\NI'm here for you.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:46.36,1:30:48.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who... Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:48.40,1:30:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your pretty, shiny Penny.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:51.92,1:30:54.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oops, sorry, I kicked your barrette.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:58.28,1:31:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, honey!
Dialogue: 0,1:31:02.40,1:31:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys were Fuji and Tanaka out there.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:05.64,1:31:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just like high school.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:07.12,1:31:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get drunk, get in a fight,\Nwind up back at Lamonsoff's, eating eggs.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:11.08,1:31:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except for the drunk part, Mommy.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:15.40,1:31:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you guys together brings back\Nso many memories.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:19.60,1:31:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dickie, is this you and Lenny?\N- Let's see.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:22.40,1:31:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, me and Hollywood were\Nbest friends in kindergarten.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:24.64,1:31:25.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yep.\N- What happened?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:26.04,1:31:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, "What happened?"\NWe were in different classes.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:28.60,1:31:29.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We kind of drifted apart, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:29.96,1:31:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. He was in those smart classes.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:32.20,1:31:33.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was in the other classes.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:36.32,1:31:37.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, who's this guy?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:37.76,1:31:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Anybody remember him?\N- Who is that?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:39.76,1:31:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, what happened to that kid?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:40.92,1:31:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's still here.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:45.56,1:31:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I know my new kid's\Ngonna end up looking like that?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:48.00,1:31:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're having a baby, Lenny?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:50.44,1:31:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so I'm told, Mrs. Lamonsoff.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:52.12,1:31:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A surprise, huh?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:53.84,1:31:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:55.28,1:31:58.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People today try to plan\Nthings out so much.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:58.96,1:32:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But don't think an unexpected\Nchild is loved any less
Dialogue: 0,1:32:02.24,1:32:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than one you planned for.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:05.12,1:32:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someday, Lenny, you won't even remember \Nwhat life was like with just three children.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:09.96,1:32:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think we wanted Eric?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:11.96,1:32:13.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He was an accident.\N- Mama.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:13.52,1:32:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His father and I were in the\Nmen's room at a Patriots game...
Dialogue: 0,1:32:16.76,1:32:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, I think I'm\Njust gonna turn the page here.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:18.96,1:32:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm turning the page.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:21.12,1:32:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finish the story!
Dialogue: 0,1:32:33.04,1:32:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Officer Dante's passed out on our lawn.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:36.32,1:32:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I saw him trying\Nto arrest an anthill.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:42.88,1:32:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want to talk about\Nthe whole pregnancy thing?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:48.16,1:32:50.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay. We'll talk tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:50.12,1:32:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:51.44,1:32:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you go to sleep.\NI'll make this between me and the baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:02.16,1:33:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello in there.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:04.64,1:33:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is your daddy speaking.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:08.08,1:33:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want to tell you\Nwelcome to the family,
Dialogue: 0,1:33:11.48,1:33:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I love you very, very, very much.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:15.20,1:33:19.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really don't care if\Nyou're a boy or girl.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:20.00,1:33:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just need you to promise me one thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:23.40,1:33:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you're in elementary\Nschool, study ballet,
Dialogue: 0,1:33:27.28,1:33:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I can see that teacher\Nas much as possible.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:30.36,1:33:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey-
Dialogue: 0,1:33:31.40,1:33:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew that was coming.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:35.24,1:33:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To be honest,\NI don't need no stinking ballet teacher.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:39.04,1:33:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm married to the most\Nbeautiful woman in the world,
Dialogue: 0,1:33:41.96,1:33:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your mommy.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:43.88,1:33:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you saying sweet things to me\Nbecause you want to fool around?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:47.68,1:33:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be a nice way\Nto kick off the summer.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:50.56,1:33:53.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Mr. Romantic.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:54.04,1:33:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But let's do this quick,
Dialogue: 0,1:33:55.88,1:33:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have a big day tomorrow, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:57.80,1:33:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:59.08,1:34:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch your head in there.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:07.00,1:34:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on. Hang on. I'm sorry, honey.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:09.40,1:34:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't move. Don't move.\NOh, my God, I'm going to!
Dialogue: 0,1:34:15.08,1:34:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it! I burpsnarted! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,1:34:19.88,1:34:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenny, grow up!
Dialogue: 0,1:34:21.56,1:34:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it for the baby!