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I'm never bored when I'm with you

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We're pals, we're buddies

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through and through

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I wish I knew what to buy for you

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On your birthday

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Our friendship goes against the grain

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I've seen you swell up in the rain

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I saw you - didn't see your pain

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Was it termites?

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It's never hard to talk to you

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Though you stump me with your silence

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I feel so naughty pining here

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For your happy face's guidance

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My best friend Plank

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My best friend Plank

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My best friend Plank

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Sitting there so silently

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What could you be thinking?

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You're not saying; I won't axe

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Is that sealant that you're drinking?

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Man, you're hammered! Nailed you, pal

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Al Gore's wife's name is Tipper

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I knew we'd be best friends for life

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When I saved you from that chipper

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My best friend Plank

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My best friend Plank

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My best friend Plank

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Ooo, Plank

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Count the rings, count the rings

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Ooo, Plank

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Count the rings

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I'd walk you on the seven seas

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But sawdust always makes me wheeze

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I met your mom and dad the trees

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But please don't get Dutch Elm Disease

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My best friend Plank

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My best friend Plank

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My best friend Plank

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You're my best friend, Plank