Oi mate
pass the liquor
it's Jack the Ripper
Jack the rapper
following you way before
the dawn of Twitter
I'm a human trigger warning
through the night until the morning
when the light shines upon my crimes
you find it sick appalling
an infamous notorious dilinquent
there's little more gory a thing than
living in Victorian England
this is horrorcore
beware if you're a common whore
or at late night you may find me
knocking on your door
not keen to leave until
I'm knee deep in blood and gore
your grieving family on their knees
weeping scrubbing floors
the police need a lead
they dunno what they're looking for
my raps are like the way I eat my meat
bloody raw
Jack you're a classic megalomaniac
you haven't mentioned me once
in your entire battle rap
pity your verse
wasn't worth the trip in the jacket
quit jacking off on the track
and put the lotion in the backet
and catch what the iller
serial killer can deliver
rhymes finer than the chianti
I would pair with your liver
but the thought of your putrid flesh
makes me want to shiver
cause your British body's
covered in more piss than kitty litter
you stabbed women
when they wouldn't give you attention
like a Penny Dreadful version
of OJ Simpson
but these days your nickname
is all that's even known
and you didn't even come up
with that shit on your own
I'm real
you'll find me making
vacancies in brothels
while you only exist
inside the pages of a novel
you were kept for ages in a hovel
contained within a cage
behind a locked door
while I never got caught
so who's the superior serial killer
Doctor Lecter?
I'm still wanted you're forgotten
people these days are watching Dexter
so God protect ya
from the Hell I've spread upon us
I'm terrorizing London
fuck the 7/7 bombers
No no Jack you were doing fine
before your ham-fisted attempt
at a terrorist line
how typical of Jack the Ripper
to chase a headline
pick Ray Liotta's brain
and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence
a licensed psychiatrist
who dines on highest society
to the sound of violins
don't get me wrong
I'd roast both your balls on my hibachi
but for a serial killer
you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
you prey on a prostitute
and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty Jack
I hate that you're sloppy
Barney take me back
to solitary confinement
cause this dirty little lamb
has just been silenced
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide