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Enormous!

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You don't think it'll come back, do you?

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For more you mean?

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Yes,

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You're right - we'd better get this stitched!

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Right...


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Ah, hello, doc!

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Morning! I came as fast as I could is, uh, is something up?

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Yes. During the night old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of ...

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off.

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Oh! Been in the wars have we?

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Yes.

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Any headache? Bowels alright? Hmmm...


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Let's have a look at this - one leg of yours, then, eh?

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Yes, yes. ...yes yes ... yes yes yes yes...

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Yes, yes...well, this is nothing to worry about.

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Oh, good.

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Yes, there's a lot of it about, probably a virus.

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Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything

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, try and favor the other leg.

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Oh, right-oh.

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You'll be right as rain in a couple of days!

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Oh, thank's for the reassurance, Doc.

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Not at all, that's what I'm here for.

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Any other problems I can reassure you about?

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No, I'm fine.

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Jolly good. Well, I'll just be off.

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So, it'll - it'll just grow back again, then, will it?

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Uh, I think I'd better come clean with you about this....

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it's, it's ... not a virus, I'm afraid. See, a virus is what we doctors call

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very very small. So small it could not possibly

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have made off with a whole leg.

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What we're looking for here is, I think,

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and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear,

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is some multicellular life form, with stripes

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huge, razor-sharp teeth, about 11 foot long,

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and of the genus felis horribilus.

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What we doctors in fact call

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A tiger.

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(together) A tiger?

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(together) A tiger? Aaaaarrghhhh!

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A tiger? In Africa?

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Hm?

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A TIGER in Africa!?

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Well, it's probably escaped from the zoo.

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Doesn't sound very likely to me....

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Hmm hmmm hmmm.

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Sir! Sir! Sir! It's...