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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.19,0:00:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enormous!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.35,0:00:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't think it'll come back, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.16,0:00:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For more you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.52,0:00:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.22,0:00:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right - we'd better get this stitched!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.90,0:00:07.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.43,0:00:08.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, hello, doc!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.27,0:00:12.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morning! I came as fast as I could is, uh, is something up?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.85,0:00:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. During the night old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of ...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.56,0:00:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.75,0:00:21.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Been in the wars have we?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.67,0:00:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.49,0:00:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any headache? Bowels alright? Hmmm...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.87,0:00:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have a look at this - one leg of yours, then, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.66,0:00:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, yes. ...yes yes ... yes yes yes yes...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.44,0:00:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, yes...well, this is nothing to worry about.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.50,0:00:38.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.70,0:00:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, there's a lot of it about, probably a virus.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.27,0:00:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.78,0:00:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,, try and favor the other leg.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.18,0:00:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, right-oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.87,0:00:49.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll be right as rain in a couple of days!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.87,0:00:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thank's for the reassurance, Doc.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.85,0:00:53.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not at all, that's what I'm here for.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.93,0:00:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any other problems I can reassure you about?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.55,0:00:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.66,0:00:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jolly good. Well, I'll just be off.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.01,0:01:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, it'll - it'll just grow back again, then, will it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.73,0:01:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I think I'd better come clean with you about this....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.20,0:01:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's, it's ... not a virus, I'm afraid. See, a virus is what we doctors call
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.78,0:01:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very very small. So small it could not possibly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.39,0:01:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have made off with a whole leg.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.60,0:01:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What we're looking for here is, I think,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.18,0:01:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.33,0:01:28.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is some multicellular life form, with stripes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.93,0:01:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,huge, razor-sharp teeth, about 11 foot long,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.80,0:01:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and of the genus felis horribilus.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.07,0:01:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What we doctors in fact call
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.32,0:01:39.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A tiger.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.34,0:01:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(together) A tiger?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.94,0:01:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(together) A tiger? Aaaaarrghhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.53,0:01:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A tiger? In Africa?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.57,0:01:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.22,0:01:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A TIGER in Africa!?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.07,0:01:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's probably escaped from the zoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.42,0:01:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't sound very likely to me....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.88,0:01:58.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm hmmm hmmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.20,0:01:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir! Sir! Sir! It's...