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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.58,0:00:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.26,0:00:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Make Thrift Buy, the show where,\NBLAH BLAH BLAH, GUYS: The Clear Knee Mom Jeans
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.90,0:00:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are Out. Of. Style.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.96,0:00:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.90,0:00:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were still wearing them?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.26,0:00:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.84,0:00:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How embarrassing for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.34,0:00:18.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But don’t worry, I’m here to show you\Nhow you can quickly and easily convert your
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.75,0:00:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so 3-weeks-ago clear knee mom jeans into the\Nlatest style hitting the racks: DIRT JEANS.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.77,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:25.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You heard me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.06,0:00:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DIRT JEANS.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.20,0:00:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now Nordstrom are selling these babies for\N$425, but I think that we can probably DIY
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.72,0:00:33.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this for ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.14,0:00:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, let's pull out our DIY caps and let’s\Nbegin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.48,0:00:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I started with my pair of now horribly\Nout-of-style clear knee mom jeans from episode
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.09,0:00:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,#52.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.09,0:00:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughs.]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.09,0:00:45.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was I thinking?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.09,0:00:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, you might be thinking, do I need to buy\Nexpensive materials for this DIY?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.31,0:00:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you actually don’t!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.18,0:00:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There’s this thing, called dirt, that you\Ncan find all over the place, for free!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.43,0:00:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can probably even find it in your own\Nbackyard!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.86,0:01:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So all you need to do is to find a patch of\Ndirt, and then take any pair of jeans, and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.62,0:01:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,place them in the dirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.86,0:01:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, a storm had just gone overhead, which\Nwas IDEAL for this DIY – the recent rain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.65,0:01:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turned the dirt into this thing called MUD,\Nwhich has really good adhesive properties
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.94,0:01:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and will make the jeans look even more authentic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.12,0:01:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can even add some water to the dirt yourself,\Nto make your own DIY MUD!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.71,0:01:29.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this is DIY, so I wasn’t afraid to get\Ndown and dirty.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.89,0:01:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus, it makes the jeans all that more authentic:\Nnow that you know what it’s like to be dirty,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.46,0:01:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’ve seen some hard-working action, you\Ncan wear these jeans with pride.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.29,0:01:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here’s a pro-tip, I used a sponge to rub\Nthe mud into the jeans to really get it in
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.91,0:01:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.91,0:01:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then after leaving them out in the dirt\Novernight, I let them bake in the sun for
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.86,0:01:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the whole next morning to really set the dirt\Nin there, and now I'm done!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.37,0:01:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it’s time to see – how did I go?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.74,0:01:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Really over-the-top "cool" electro/drum and\Nbass music plays]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.88,0:02:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, these came out SO WELL.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.78,0:02:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think this is one of my favourite DIYs to\Ndate!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.12,0:02:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is definitely a:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.76,0:02:25.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[scissor snipping, zipper sound effect]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.64,0:02:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Total Silence]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.74,0:02:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Deep breath out]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.44,0:02:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is the deal with high fashion at the\Nmoment?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.44,0:02:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only have we got the dirt jeans, but Nordstrom\Nare also selling: the artist jeans!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.84,0:02:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The house-painter jeans!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.54,0:02:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That you can just throw on to put on your\N"poor people" costume – all the look without
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.73,0:02:46.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the effort!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.73,0:02:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other big retailers like Topshop and Asos\Nhave also recently released clothing lines
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.56,0:02:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that look like they’re meant to be DIY?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.46,0:02:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, it’s really in fashion right now to\Nlook like you’re too poor to buy new clothes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.04,0:03:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you make your own out of secondhand stuff,\NPretty in Pink style.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.42,0:03:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except... you, you buy this look.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.10,0:03:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brand new.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.12,0:03:07.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At a store.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.02,0:03:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see the confusion here?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.22,0:03:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's also plenty of brand new clothes that\Nare styled to look like moth-eaten hand-me-downs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.78,0:03:16.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And don’t even get me started on Vetements...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.37,0:03:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vet-mon?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.42,0:03:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However you pronounce that - and stuff like\Ntheir DHL t-shirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.96,0:03:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think the total lack of awareness goes even\Ndeeper when you start thinking about who’s
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.98,0:03:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,manufacturing these jeans.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.51,0:03:32.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Nordstrom, do you even know who the workers\Nare who you're paying probably not much to
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.79,0:03:35.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,splatter fake mud on these $425 jeans?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.41,0:03:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do they think of these jeans?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.71,0:03:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do they think that the affluent part of the\Nworld has gone completely bonkers?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.66,0:03:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, high fashion.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.84,0:03:44.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop trying to be common people.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.14,0:03:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’ll never do what the common people do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.28,0:03:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m quoting the band Pulp there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.61,0:03:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it’s a very appropriate song for this\Nparticular situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.56,0:03:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To be honest if you spend $425 on these - you\Nare just living in different world than the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.48,0:03:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one I'm living in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.56,0:03:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.56,0:04:02.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh and just in case anyone was wondering,\NI’m going to wash turn these jeans into
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.43,0:04:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shorts, after washing them thoroughly, and\Nalso use some clothing dye to dye them black.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.44,0:04:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no way I was just going to be throwing\Nthese jeans out, don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.71,0:04:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.71,0:04:15.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should check out my other videos here,\Nthey're a lot better than this one, and I’ll
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.71,0:04:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see you all next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.86,0:04:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.86,0:04:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you to all of my supporters on Patreon\Nfor making these videos possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.14,0:04:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To become my Patreon supporter go to patreon.com/annikavictoria!