1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 嘿，謝謝你邀我來 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 反正你平安夜也沒有地方去嘛 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 牛奶餅乾，我可以嗎? 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 不行 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 這是給聖誕老人的 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 哈哈，很好笑… 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 天啊，妳認真的嗎? 不會吧? 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 你還沒有告訴他? 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Anna快到了 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 告訴我什麼? 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我們有個朋友，她… 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Anna她還相信有聖誕老人 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 所以別亂說話 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 她只是精神上相信還是… 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 不，她絕無異心 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 堅信那個人的存在 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 什麼? 怎麼可能? 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我不知道 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 你們不告訴她，很沒道德… 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 無論如何，今晚總得有人告訴她事實 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 不要，你要是戳破了 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 她以後聖誕怎麼過… 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 聖誕老人對她太重要了 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我是說… 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 這不是一個普通的秘密 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 沒關係，只是… 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 噢，她來了 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 別亂說話! 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 又到了妳最喜歡的節日 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 嘿，大家好! 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Anna他是Phil，他會跟我們一起過聖誕 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 他的家人今年不在家 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 噢，怪可憐的… 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Phil別擔心 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我相信老大他肯定有驚喜給你 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 哼，最好是… 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 給他的牛奶餅乾 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我每年都坐在壁爐旁邊等他 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 但就是敵不過睡魔 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 妳有想過錄影之類的嗎? 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我真的有試過 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 可惜都錄不到 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我爸媽說可能是他的雪橇有特別電波 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 干擾了一般機器的運作 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我個人認為是種神奇的魔力 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 天啊… 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 不如我們來抽聖誕老人了好嗎? 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 好呀 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 來吧 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 都準備好了嗎? 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 妳抽到誰了? 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我不能說，不能作弊 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我要做聖誕老人的乖孩子 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 什麼嘛… 說看看不礙事 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 太壞了 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我不要 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 別大驚小怪的 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 讓我看嘛 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 他會知道的 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 他不會知道 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 他會! 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 他不會管的了，來… 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 他都會聽到 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 還有這遊戲是以他命名的 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我是一定不會作弊的 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 發生什麼事了? 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Phil不乖，硬要我給他看 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Phil，如果你想聖誕襪裏收煤碳 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 隨便 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 但你不要拖我下水呀… 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Anna，這根本… 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 根本沒有必要生氣 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 聖誕老人不… 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 不會因為Phil不乖而怪妳的 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 太好了，因為他看很緊的… 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 是的… 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 根本沒有聖誕老人 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 沒有煤碳，沒有名單，沒有牛奶餅乾 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 聖誕老人是假的 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 你剛說什麼? 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Anna，他是真的不… 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我… 對不起… 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我不該說出來的… 84 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 你們不介意的話 85 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我想要冷靜一下… 86 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 對不起，我不… 87 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 好… 88 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 嘿 Anna… 89 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 很抱歉… 90 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 搞砸了一個對妳這麼重要的節日… 91 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我很內疚 92 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 但想深一層，聖誕老人是真的對吧? 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 在心中嘛，這才是最重要 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 不是嗎? 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 媽的，你來真的? 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 哈哈… 不錯… 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 什麼…? 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 你要喝嗎? 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我盡量都不在派對裏喝酒 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 那就不用怕會做出瘋狂的事了 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 等一下，所以妳根本不相信聖誕老人? 102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 拜託，我25歲了 103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 怎麼可能還相信聖誕老人? 104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我只是在演戲，唬弄一下他們 105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 你都不知道多少人中了圈套 106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 每年聖誕禮物豐富到不行 107 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 就去年，他們送我iPhone和夏威夷的來回機票 108 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 厲害吧… 109 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 這… 天材呀… 110 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 當然 111 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 現在都毀了啦 112 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 多虧你了 113 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 不好意思 114 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 沒關係啦 115 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 反正也得到過很多好處 116 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我現在進去了 117 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 應該可以再利用他們的同情心 118 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 繼續玩下去 119 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 好吧… 120 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 那妳可以在妳清單裏加一部Xbox嗎? 121 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 喔… 好呀 122 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [致Anna: 那個還相信我的善良女孩 聖誕老人上] 123 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 妳才不是真的 124 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 我不相信妳了 125 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 可惡的小鬼 126 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 馴鹿魯道夫，又有壞消息了…