[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.37,0:00:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please do not edit these "English" subtitles, and do not translate them into other languages. \NDue to a glitch explained in the comments to the main page, the complete English subs are in the "English, British" subtitle track: please use that for translations.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.90,0:00:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The American dream
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.08,0:00:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a reason that they called it a dream
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.96,0:00:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.79,0:00:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.12,0:00:43.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cock-a-doddle-do Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.93,0:00:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}knocking{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.90,0:00:50.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no no no
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.71,0:00:52.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have any more money.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.81,0:00:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My job sucks right now, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.22,0:00:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have more money next month.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.95,0:01:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't take my house!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.60,0:01:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that your signature?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.12,0:01:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oookay well just help me work something out, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.21,0:01:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean you said I'm a good credit guy right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.58,0:01:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean...hey, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.63,0:01:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My dog is in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.94,0:01:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nooo, don't take my Dream!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.70,0:01:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}sobbing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.38,0:01:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, how did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.96,0:01:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}BOOM{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.96,0:01:25.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.88,0:01:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hartman? Is that you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.24,0:01:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Been a long time since the fourth grade.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.90,0:01:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that a time machine?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.28,0:01:45.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no need to concern yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.11,0:01:46.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my stand accomplishments.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.55,0:01:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Best get in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.02,0:01:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's not much time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.43,0:01:50.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}crying{\i0} I gotta go down to the bank
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.97,0:01:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get my life back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.15,0:01:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They took everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.96,0:01:56.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! Bank ain't gonna help you now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.90,0:01:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Towel in the trunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.41,0:01:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Extra set of balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.39,0:02:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put 'em on, you're gonna need 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.60,0:02:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}crying{\i0} you're gonna get my Dream back?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.28,0:02:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Pile. You are. I'm here to show you how.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.16,0:02:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ZOOM{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.51,0:02:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}"The Twilight Zone" theme music{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.93,0:02:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Submitted for your approval,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.40,0:02:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one First National Bank.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.35,0:02:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is a bank, you ask?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.09,0:02:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A curious place
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.92,0:02:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where both space, time, and irony exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.02,0:02:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And yet...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.22,0:02:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.68,0:02:25.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, are you gonna be doin' that the
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.19,0:02:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whole time?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.96,0:02:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pay attention, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.58,0:02:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exhibit A:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.31,0:02:30.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those who have come to deposit and safely
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.91,0:02:31.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,store their earned monies.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.65,0:02:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exhibit B:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.71,0:02:35.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those who need to borrow said money
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.91,0:02:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for purposes...unknown.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.99,0:02:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.81,0:02:39.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.67,0:02:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ergo, exhibit C.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.96,0:02:43.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bank only has so much money
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.67,0:02:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the vault to lend out.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.28,0:02:45.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To people
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.16,0:02:46.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,such as you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.67,0:02:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.27,0:02:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey that's the guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.28,0:02:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He took my house!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.42,0:02:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really screwin' my vibe here, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.58,0:02:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Space-time continuum, he can't hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.76,0:02:56.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just let me narrate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.47,0:02:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, where was I? {\i1}clears throat{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.10,0:02:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you see,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.13,0:03:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by the time he got to you, Pile,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.04,0:03:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His bank was out of money
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.62,0:03:03.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.37,0:03:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he gave me lots of money
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.53,0:03:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and charged me a lot of interest.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.54,0:03:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.24,0:03:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the only way banks make money.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.29,0:03:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By making debt loans.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.60,0:03:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Debt equals money, pal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.77,0:03:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.77,0:03:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Debt equals money.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.28,0:03:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The more loans they make, the more money they make.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.19,0:03:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if they don't have any money,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.61,0:03:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then where did my money come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.57,0:03:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}beeping{\i0} You're gonna wanna take a step back, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.67,0:03:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.15,0:03:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.42,0:03:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes way.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.30,0:03:32.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.75,0:03:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey buddy, need some money?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.46,0:03:39.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.69,0:03:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, they did exactly that, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.93,0:03:44.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember, banks make money by making loans,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.31,0:03:46.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by selling debt, even to
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.16,0:03:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...bad credit risks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.20,0:03:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}hip hop music{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.82,0:03:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, have some money, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.28,0:03:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sign here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.93,0:03:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my gosh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.22,0:03:59.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm-hm, they called it "free money".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.38,0:04:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's exactly what my loan guy told me,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.06,0:04:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,free money!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.32,0:04:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it ain't free,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.72,0:04:06.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The worst part was offering money
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.17,0:04:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to people who don't even need it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.76,0:04:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People, Pile, like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.49,0:04:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}horn honking{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.15,0:04:12.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were right,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.03,0:04:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't need him
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.43,0:04:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was happy here,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.84,0:04:17.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't need it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.31,0:04:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why's he sad? He's makin' all that money.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.99,0:04:29.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shhhhh...he's thinkin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.67,0:04:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now wait fo it...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.85,0:04:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now wait for it...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.51,0:04:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bingo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.99,0:04:40.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See the bank has loaned to everyone in town,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.44,0:04:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but to make more money they have
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.09,0:04:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to loan even more.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.98,0:04:44.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.90,0:04:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much money do they need?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.52,0:04:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.82,0:04:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ominous music{\i0} Waah? What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.37,0:04:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh ho, a black horse ridin'...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.40,0:04:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,credit cards.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.30,0:05:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Look,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.55,0:05:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean it's gonna be okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.04,0:05:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything's gonna be okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.98,0:05:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What now?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.90,0:05:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.11,0:05:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're powered with all this money,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.07,0:05:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we might as well...party.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.02,0:05:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh ho, this is awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.66,0:05:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I needed to get my head clear
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.38,0:05:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I get back, I'm gonna straighten
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.20,0:05:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all this out
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.37,0:05:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just hope Dream is doin' okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.26,0:05:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}wolves howling{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.59,0:05:42.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Dog barking{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.96,0:05:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to get you, my pretty
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.80,0:05:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.41,0:05:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he is,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.13,0:05:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.24,0:05:50.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}belches{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.89,0:05:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, you can put it on his tab.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.31,0:05:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little somethin' for yourself. Mhm.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.21,0:05:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.02,0:05:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.05,0:06:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a second, Hartman,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.16,0:06:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just thought of something.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.68,0:06:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I got this money from the bank...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.69,0:06:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the bank got it from the federal reserve
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.44,0:06:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dump trucks....
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.99,0:06:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go on...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.58,0:06:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then...where does the federal reserve
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.46,0:06:11.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get their money?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.10,0:06:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Real nice time, ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.71,0:06:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Real nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.74,0:06:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me while I borrow these.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.53,0:06:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}women scream{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.19,0:06:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say, Hartman...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.36,0:06:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why am I wearing a burglar bikini top?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.12,0:06:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because no one is allowed
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.38,0:06:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inside the Fed.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.62,0:06:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not you, not me
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.05,0:06:27.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no American citizen
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.14,0:06:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no duly elected member
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.79,0:06:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of our Congress.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.81,0:06:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the Supreme Court.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.11,0:06:32.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the Supreme Court?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.55,0:06:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the Supreme Court.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.96,0:06:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the Justice Department, not the CIA
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.37,0:06:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DIA, FBI, ATF, ATE, NBC
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.29,0:06:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not even G-O-D
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.46,0:06:45.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}knocks{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.61,0:06:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well. how come the government isn't
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.34,0:06:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,allowed inside its own building?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.90,0:06:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Government?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.64,0:06:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pile, the Fed is a private bank,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.42,0:06:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,owned by private stockholders.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.94,0:06:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do not let the name "Federal" fool you,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.19,0:06:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this place about as federal as
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.98,0:06:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Federal Express"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.32,0:07:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A-a private bank?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.25,0:07:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But...private?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.07,0:07:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ssh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.60,0:07:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Best to keep your voice down, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.60,0:07:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}phone rings{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.73,0:07:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Ethan Federal Reserve
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.21,0:07:13.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Ethan! Bill here, First National.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.41,0:07:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi there Bill, how are ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.95,0:07:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good, good. We're running a little low on money.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.59,0:07:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No problem, how much you need?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.05,0:07:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, how does 20 million sound?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.03,0:07:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.73,0:07:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}slaps{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.46,0:07:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excellent, we'll ship it over first thing
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.42,0:07:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tomorrow
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.13,0:07:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We-he can just call up the Fed
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.99,0:07:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ask for more money
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.56,0:07:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they give them whatever they want?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.17,0:07:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.10,0:07:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Fed don't give the banks money
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.22,0:07:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Fed loans the banks money.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.79,0:07:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The banks have to pay it back
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.39,0:07:40.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with interest. Now come on,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.67,0:07:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.41,0:07:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, wait, wait, I still don't understand
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.90,0:07:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where does the Fed get their money?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.73,0:07:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, if they're a private bank.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.37,0:07:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You said they're a private bank, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.75,0:07:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so who puts money into the Fed bank?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.06,0:07:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}phone rings{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.19,0:07:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Mal, United States Mint.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.88,0:07:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hiya Mal, First National needs
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.32,0:07:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another 20 millies.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.46,0:08:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're already running the presses full
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.32,0:08:01.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,steam here, Ethan.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.42,0:08:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta keep makin' loans
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.66,0:08:04.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gotta keep the money flowin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.05,0:08:05.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh, alright, you're the Fed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.100,0:08:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever you guys say.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.53,0:08:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,20 million more, by mornin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.40,0:08:10.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}fog horn blows{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.100,0:08:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't get it...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.52,0:08:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...what's so wrong about the Fed
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.15,0:08:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,printing money?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.41,0:08:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it's unconstitutional, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.29,0:08:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our treasury is supposed to create
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.70,0:08:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our money
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.40,0:08:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now the Fed controls the printing
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.11,0:08:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of America's money.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.12,0:08:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody gets a friggin' dollar
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.37,0:08:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the Fed didn't print.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.60,0:08:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.54,0:08:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They print the money,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.53,0:08:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then they loan it to the government,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.98,0:08:33.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then they charge the government interest
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.94,0:08:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then the government taxes you to pay for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.18,0:08:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wake up, Pile!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.44,0:08:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gah, I don't see what the big deal is.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.35,0:08:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you're right, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.87,0:08:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, wait...I am?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.36,0:08:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.06,0:08:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I forget how effective they are at keeping
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.06,0:08:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you ignorant.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.09,0:08:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's okay...hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.69,0:08:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not ignorant!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.80,0:08:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you even know what money is, Pile?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.86,0:08:52.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}claps{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.42,0:09:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the long, long ago, when people bartered
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.24,0:09:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they traded things they had
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.80,0:09:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for things they wanted
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.95,0:09:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll trade you my raspberries
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.78,0:09:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for that there pot pie
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.51,0:09:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I don't want your berries.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.09,0:09:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Pile
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.63,0:09:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're sweet berries.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.74,0:09:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're not sweet, they're old,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.26,0:09:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't like berries.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.40,0:09:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gimme that pot pie!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.57,0:09:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.15,0:09:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, this bartering situation
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.57,0:09:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,created some problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.11,0:09:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then one day, a goldsmith walked up and said
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.43,0:09:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, everybody thinks gold is valuable
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.61,0:09:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so why doesn't everybody trade gold
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.30,0:09:27.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for things they need.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.59,0:09:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}cheering{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.34,0:09:30.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The price was set for gold
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.91,0:09:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now it was very easy to conduct commerce
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.25,0:09:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because people could trade gold for all
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.15,0:09:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the things they needed.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.50,0:09:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hartman, wow, look at all my gold!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.62,0:09:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}chuckling{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.50,0:09:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, stop them! That's my gold!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.34,0:09:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn thieves.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.08,0:09:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say there, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.90,0:09:49.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I've got a vault and some guards.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.85,0:09:51.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can keep your gold safe for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.75,0:09:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For a small fee.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.53,0:09:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, sure, that'd be awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.11,0:09:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.01,0:09:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is how the first bank made money.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.16,0:10:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.21,0:10:02.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I.O.U 100 gold coins.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.89,0:10:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, great!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.49,0:10:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come back any time and redeem your gold
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.51,0:10:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you want it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.42,0:10:08.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.96,0:10:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my vault.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.40,0:10:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you're holding the very first paper
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.35,0:10:14.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,money, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.70,0:10:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, this is
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.96,0:10:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,great, it all makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.86,0:10:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's right, it was good.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.79,0:10:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And everybody started using I.O.Us
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.25,0:10:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because everybody knew the I.O.U was
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.64,0:10:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as good as gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.50,0:10:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.21,0:10:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this candy is really a good price, one I.O.U
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.30,0:10:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting some more for later.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.65,0:10:34.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.41,0:10:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute, it was just one I.O.U
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.54,0:10:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10 I.O.Us for chocolate?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.70,0:10:41.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He can't just raise prices like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.11,0:10:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the candy man can!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.16,0:10:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}sings{\i0} Oh the candy man can!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.02,0:10:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, that is just freakin' wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.60,0:10:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called inflation, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.38,0:10:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes your I.O.Us worth less and less
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.15,0:10:56.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until they are worth nothin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.05,0:10:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Less bang for the buck,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.78,0:10:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dollar ain't what it used to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.49,0:11:01.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I worked hard and I baked
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.95,0:11:02.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all those pot pies.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.13,0:11:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I have to work harder to make less?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.06,0:11:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not fair.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.32,0:11:08.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, if you think that's not fair...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.05,0:11:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna love the next part.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.77,0:11:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,W-what's he doin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.56,0:11:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do banks make money, Pile?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.53,0:11:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, by making more loans?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.90,0:11:19.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's right. He's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.95,0:11:21.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, he prints more I.O.U.s without
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.91,0:11:24.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any more gold, loans 'em out for interest
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.05,0:11:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makes a pretty penny and nobody is the wiser
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.72,0:11:27.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.96,0:11:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody wanted their gold back at the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.92,0:11:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,N-n-n-no, that's my gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.40,0:11:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.44,0:11:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.81,0:11:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to redeem my I.O.U.s please.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.59,0:11:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank ya very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.24,0:11:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.02,0:11:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}crowd yelling{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.93,0:11:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want my gold back now!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.37,0:11:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thief! Thief!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.24,0:11:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta love the bank run
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.70,0:11:53.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bringin' people together
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.21,0:11:54.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See they all found out he was stealin'
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.07,0:11:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made a run of the bank and as you can see
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.98,0:12:01.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There ain't no gold to get.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.78,0:12:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hartman!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.77,0:12:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, Pile. Back in these times
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.87,0:12:06.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vengeance will be yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.14,0:12:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three things in this world you don't do:
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.50,0:12:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mess with another man's woman,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.52,0:12:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never mess with another man's ego, and
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.66,0:12:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most importantly,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.08,0:12:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you never mess with another man's money.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.40,0:12:24.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Else, the man will mess with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.30,0:12:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My god!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.47,0:12:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You hung him?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.66,0:12:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Pile!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.85,0:12:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, we hung him. We hung him high.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.63,0:12:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And do you know why?