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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sold)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sold)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Loan)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Off voice] The American Dream.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a reason to call it a dream.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cock cries]\N[Man] Who's there?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Off voice] Cockadoodledo, pal!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[knocking]\N(Foreclosed)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Man] No, no, no, no no!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have any more money!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My job sucks right now, please!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have more money next month!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bank)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't take my house!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bank employee] Is that your signature?\N(Loan contract signed Pile)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dog whines]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Man -> Pile] OK, just tell me we'll work something out, OK?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean you said I'm a good credit guy, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, wait! My dog is in there!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't take my dream!\N[He weeps]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, how did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Explosion and flare noise]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OUTATIME)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hartman? Is that you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] It's been a long time since the fourth grade.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Is that a time machine?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] There's no need to concern yourself with my stern (?) accomplishments.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just get in. There's not much time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Well, I got to go down to the bank to get my life back.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They took everything!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Bank ain't gonna help you now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,.... in the trunk.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a set of balls. Put them on, you're going to need them.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] You're going to get my dream back?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] No, pal: you are. I'm here to show you how.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(E=mc squared)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Winter of 2006)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Submitted for your approval:\N1. First National Bank.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is a bank, you ask?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A curious place where both space, time and irony exist -
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and yet, don't.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Are you going to be doing that the whole time?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Pay attention, pal.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exhibit A: those who have come to deposit and safely store their earned monies.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exhibit B: Those who need to borrow said money for purposes unknown.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[A voice] Hey, that's me!\N(Not so prime)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exhibit C: The bank only has so much money in the vault to lend out to people such as you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Hey! Hey, that's the guy! He took my house!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Really screwing my vibe (?) here, pal.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Space-time continuum: he can't hear you. Just let me narrate.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now where was I?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you see, by the time he got to you, pal, his bank was out of money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] But he gave me lots of money and charged me a lot of interest.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Yes: that's the only way banks make money,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by making debt loans: debt equals money, pal.\N(DEBT=MONEY)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember that: debt equals money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The more loans they make, the more money they make.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] But if they don't have any money, then where did my money come from?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] You're going to want to take a step back.\N(FED)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Whoa! No way!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Yes way. And that's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Banker] Hey, buddy! Need some money?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BUM)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile, offscreen] They didn't do that!?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Oh, they did exactly that, pal.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember: banks make money by making loans, by selling debt, even to -
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bad credit risks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Banker] Yo! Have some money, dude!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sign here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Oh my gosh!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Mmm! They called it free money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Yeah! That's exactly what MY loan guy told me: free money!\N(Loan contract signed Pile)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] But it ain't free!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The worst part was offering money to people who don't even need it.\N(We own your ass!)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People, Pal, like you.\N(New Home Magazine - New Bank Offers)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Van honks]\N(Bank like family!)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] You're right! I didn't need ..... I was happy here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't need it! (4:17)\N(New Home Magazine - New Bank Offers)