Ladies and gentlemen, this is Bayern Mambo Number 5.

Number 5-1! The REMAKE!

A little bit of Robben, OMG!

A little dirty Sanchez - one, two, three!

A little bit of piggy back from Robby

A little bit of instep...

Oh, sexy!

A little bit of luck - haha, 4-1!

A little bit late to SUB ME ON!

Even I’ve scored...piece of cake!

That’s the Bayern Mambo Number Five Remake!

It’s selfie time!

Hey Cech, why the long…

...face?

No, why the long contract for your manager? He’s terrible!

Gabriel, I’m still a big fan…

Let me guess...of my squad number?

No - of your defending! Typical Brazilian!

Mesut Eyezill, you… Mesut … where the hell is Mesut?

Precisely!

Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll turn up for the “big one” ...

... against Sutton Utd!

Good one, you hench little Frenchman!

Arsene?

Go AWAY!

Here’s a little something from Claude at Arsenal Fan TV…

Come on everybody one more time!