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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Bayern Mambo Number 5.

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Number 5-1! The REMAKE!

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A little bit of Robben, OMG!

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A little dirty Sanchez - one, two, three!

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A little bit of piggy back from Robby

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A little bit of instep...

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Oh, sexy!

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A little bit of luck - haha, 4-1!

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A little bit late to SUB ME ON!

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Even I’ve scored...piece of cake!

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That’s the Bayern Mambo Number Five Remake!

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It’s selfie time!

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Hey Cech, why the long…

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...face?

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No, why the long contract for your manager? He’s terrible!

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Gabriel, I’m still a big fan…

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Let me guess...of my squad number?

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No - of your defending! Typical Brazilian!

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Mesut Eyezill, you… Mesut … where the hell is Mesut?

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Precisely!

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Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll turn up for the “big one” ...

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... against Sutton Utd!

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Good one, you hench little Frenchman!

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Arsene?

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Go AWAY!

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Here’s a little something from Claude at Arsenal Fan TV…

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Come on everybody one more time!