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你相信嗎

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踢了五年足球, 我大學畢業了

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恭喜你

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我媽非常高興

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佛斯特, 我真以你為傲
我來拿

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恭喜啊，孩子

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想過你的前途嗎？

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前途?

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我是佛斯特, 佛斯特甘

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誰管你啊, 渾球

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你算哪根蔥, 噁心的廢渣

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你這娘炮快上車, 入伍了!

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有人坐了

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有人

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起初, 我好像犯了錯

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只有我搞不清楚狀況

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又被大吼大叫

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想坐可以坐這裡

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我不知道會遇到誰
他們會問我什麼

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你搭過真正的捕蝦船嗎?

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沒, 但我上過真的大船

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我指捕蝦船

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我這輩子都在捕蝦船工作

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一開始在我舅舅那

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那時我九歲

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我正想買艘船時, 就被徵召了

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我是班傑明-鲍弗-伯路, 人們叫我鲍伯

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跟南方貧農的名字一樣
真受不了

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我是佛斯特甘
大家叫我佛斯特甘

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鲍伯是阿拉巴馬州
拜尤拉巴特市人

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他媽會料理蝦

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外婆料理蝦

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外婆的媽也煮蝦

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鲍伯一家

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知道要靠捕蝦賺錢的一切

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我知道捕蝦這行所有該知道的

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老實說, 我也會做這行

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等我退伍就去

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好

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甘! 你為什麼從軍?

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你說什麼我照做,長官

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可惡! 甘, 你真他媽的天才

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這是我聽過最優秀的答案

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你IQ大概天殺的160

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大兵, 你他媽的天賦異稟,

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所有人聽著!

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就這樣, 我在陸軍適應良好

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不太困難

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只要弄好床鋪, 站得筆直

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不管被問什麼
一定答: 是, 長官!

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明白嗎?

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[眾] 是, 長官!

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