[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}rC3 preroll music{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.18,0:00:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: Hello and welcome to the\Ninfrastructure review of the rC3 this Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.31,0:00:22.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,year, 2020. What the hell happened? How\Ncould it happen? I'm not alone this year. Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.73,0:00:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With me is lindworm who will help me with\Nthe slides and everything else I'm going Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.41,0:00:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to say before. And this is going to be a\Ngreat fuck up like last year, maybe. We Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.59,0:00:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have more teams, more people, more\Nstreams, more of everything. And the first Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.68,0:00:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,team and lindworm who I'm going to introduce \Nis the SHOC. Are you there with me? Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.93,0:00:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lindworm: Oh, yeah, so I got to go to the\NSHOC. Yeah, it's kind of a stress this Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.14,0:01:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,year. We only had about 18 heralds for the\Nmain talks rC1 and rC2. And we have Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.10,0:01:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introduced about 51 talks with that.\NEverybody from this home setup, which was Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.09,0:01:10.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a very, very hard struggle. So we all had\Na metric ton of adrenaline and excitement Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.02,0:01:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without… within us. So here you can see\Nwhat you have seen, how a herald looks Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.75,0:01:25.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the front. And so it does look in the\Nbackground. Oof. That was hard, really Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.21,0:01:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hard for us. So you see all our different\Nset ups here, do we have? And we are very, Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.24,0:01:38.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very pleased to also have set up a\Ncompletely new operation center: the Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.24,0:01:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Herald News Show, which I really, really\Nlike you to review on YouTube. This was Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.28,0:01:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,such a struggle. And we have about, oh,\Nwait a second, so as we said, we're a Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.91,0:01:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little bit unprepared here, I need to have\Nmy notes up. There were 20 members that Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.95,0:02:05.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,formed a new team on the first day. They\Nmade 23 shows, 10 hours of video Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.69,0:02:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,recording, 20 times the pizza man rung at\Nthe door. And 23 mate bottles had been Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.03,0:02:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drunk during the preps because all of\Nthose people needed to be online the Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.02,0:02:25.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,complete time. So I really applaud to\Nthem. That was really awesome, what they Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.09,0:02:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brought over the team and what they\Nbrought over the stream. And this is an Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.49,0:02:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,awesome team I hope we see more of. ysf,\Nwould you take it over? {\i1}ysf is muted{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.07,0:02:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no. My, my bad. So is the heaven\Nready? We need to go to the heaven and Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.32,0:02:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would have an infrastructure review of the\Nheaven. Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.24,0:03:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,raziel: OK. Du hörst mich noch? Ja, hallo?\NIch bin der raziel aus dem Heaven und ehm… Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.11,0:03:38.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, heaven is ready, so welcome,\Neverybody. I'm raziel from heaven, and I Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.81,0:03:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will present you the infrastructure review\Nfrom the heaven team. We had some angel Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.11,0:03:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,statistics scrapped out a few hours ago.\NAnd on this year, we have not so much Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.62,0:04:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,angels like last year, because we had a\Nremote event, but we had a total of 1487 Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.81,0:04:17.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,total angels from which 710 arrived and\Neven more of 300 angels that at least Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.41,0:04:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,still did one shift. And in total the\Nrecorded work done to that point was Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.12,0:04:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,roughly 17 and 75 weeks of done working\Nhours, and for the rC3 world we also Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.48,0:04:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prepared a few goodies so people could\Ncome visit us. And so we provided them a Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.21,0:05:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,few badges there. And every angel that,\Nfor example, found our extinguished… Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.44,0:05:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expired extinguisher and also extinguished\Nfire in heaven. The first batch was Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.04,0:05:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,achieved from 232 of our angels and even\Nless. But still a good number of 125 Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.61,0:05:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,angels accomplished to help us and\Nextinguish the fire that broke out during Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.88,0:05:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an event. And with that numbers checked,\Nwe also will jump into our heaven. So I Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.09,0:05:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would like to show you some expressions\Nand impressions from it. We had quite the Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.87,0:05:52.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,team working to do exactly what the heaven\Ncould do: manage its people so we needed Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.83,0:06:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our heaven office. And we also did this\Nwith respect to your privacy, so. We Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.32,0:06:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,painted our color… our clouds white as\Never, so we cannot see your nicknames, and Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.26,0:06:12.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you could do your angel work but not be\Nbothered with us asking for your names. Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.98,0:06:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And also, we had prepared some secret\Npassage to our back office. And every time Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.54,0:06:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the real event, it would happen that\Nsome adventurers would find their way into Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.33,0:06:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our back office. And so we needed to\Nprovide that opportunity as well, as you Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.05,0:06:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can see here. And let me say that some\Nadventurers tried to find the way in our Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.70,0:06:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sacred digital back office, but only a few\Nwere successful. So we hope everyone found Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.60,0:06:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its way back into the real world from our\Nlabyrinth. And we also did not spare any Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.17,0:07:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expenses to do some additional update for\Nour angels as well. As you can see, we Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.76,0:07:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tried to do some multi-instance support.\NSo some of our angels also accomplished to Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.35,0:07:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,split up and serve more than one angel at\Na time. And that was quite awesome. And so Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.41,0:07:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we tried to provide the same things we\Nwould do on Congress, but now from our Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.03,0:07:39.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remote offices. And one last thing that\Ndoesn't… normally doesn't need to be said. Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.41,0:07:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I think in this year and with this\Ndifferent kind of event, I think it's Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.06,0:07:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,necessary that the heaven as a\Nrepresentative, mostly for people trying Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.10,0:08:05.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to help make this event awesome. And I\Nthink it's time to say the things we do Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.03,0:08:11.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take for granted. And that is thank you\Nfor all your help. Thank you for all the Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.61,0:08:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,entities, all the teams, all the\Nparticipants that achieved the goal to Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.26,0:08:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bring our real Congress that many, many\Nentities missed this year into a new Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.29,0:08:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stage. We tried that online. It had its\Nups and downs. But I still think it was an Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.57,0:08:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,awesome adventure for everyone. And from\Nthe Heaven team I can only say thank you Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.36,0:08:47.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I hope to see you all again in the\Nfuture on a real event. Bye! And have a Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.87,0:09:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nice New Year.\Nlindworm: Hello, hello, back again. So we Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.52,0:09:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now are switching over to the Signal\NAngels. Are the signal angels ready? Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.50,0:09:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!\Ntrilader: Yeah, hello, uhm, welcome to the Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.26,0:09:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infrastructure review for the Signal\NAngels, I have prepared some stuff for Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.35,0:09:36.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you. This was for us… slides, please? This\Nwas for us the first time running a fully Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.18,0:09:49.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remote Q&A session set, I guess? We had\Nsome experience with DiVOC and had gotten Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.58,0:09:54.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some help from there on how to do this,\Nbut just to compare, our usual procedure Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.16,0:09:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is to have a signal angel in the room.\NThey collect the question on their laptop Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.26,0:10:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there and they communicate with the Herald\Non stage and they have a microphone like Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.00,0:10:09.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm wearing a headset. But in there we\Nhave a studio microphone and we speak Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.51,0:10:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,questions into it. Yeah, but remotely we\Nreally can't do that. Next slide. Because, Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.50,0:10:22.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, it would be quite a lot of hassle\Nfor everyone to set up good audio setups. Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.73,0:10:29.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we needed a new remote procedure. So we\Nfigured out that with a signal Angel and Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.55,0:10:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Herald could communicate via\Na pad and we could also collect the Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.23,0:10:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,question in there. And the Herald will\Nread the question to the speaker and Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.06,0:10:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,collect feedback and stuff. So we had 175.\NNo, 157 shifts, and sadly we couldn't fill Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.78,0:11:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,five of them in the beginning because\Nthere was not enough people already there. Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.98,0:11:07.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And also technically it was more than five\Nunfilled shifts because for some reasons Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.93,0:11:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there were DJ sets and other things that\Naren't talks and also don't have Q&A. We Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.80,0:11:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had 61 angels coordinated by four\Nsupporters, so me and three other people, Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.59,0:11:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we had a 60 additional angels that\Nin theory wanted to do signal angel work Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.11,0:11:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but didn't show up to the introduction\Nmeeting. Next! For, as I've said for each Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.66,0:11:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,session, each talk, we created a pad where\Nwe put in the questions from IRC, Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.29,0:11:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mastodon, and Twitter and. Well, we have a\Nbit more pads than talks we actually Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.24,0:11:53.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,handled, and I have some statistics about\Nan estimated number of questions per talk. Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.97,0:11:59.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What we usually assume is that there's a\Nquestion per line, but some questions are Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.31,0:12:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really long and have to split over\Nmultiple lines. There are some structured Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.18,0:12:08.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,questions with headings and paragraphs\Nsome heralds or signal angels removed Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.09,0:12:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,questions after they were done. And also\Nthere were some chat and other Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.73,0:12:19.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,communication in there. So next slide, we\Ntook a Python script, download all the pad Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.03,0:12:23.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,contents, read them, counted the number of\Nlines, remove the size of the static Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.22,0:12:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,header. And in the end we had 179 pads and\N1,627 lines if we discount the static Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.70,0:12:42.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,header of nine lines per pad. So that in\Ntheory leads to about nine questions in Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.87,0:12:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quotation marks because it's not really\Nquestions but lines. But it's an estimate, Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.61,0:12:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per talk. Thank you.\Nysf: ... talk and what I've learned is Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.62,0:13:03.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never miss the introduction. So the next\Nin line are the line producers ha ha ha ha Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.47,0:13:32.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stb are you there?\Nstb: I am here, in fact, so {\i1}singing{\i0}. So Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.55,0:13:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the people a bit older might recognize\Nthis melody badly sung by yours truly and Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.17,0:13:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,other members of the line producers team,\Nand I'll get to why that is relevant to Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.03,0:13:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what we've been doing at this particular\Nevent. So what does, what do line Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.04,0:13:57.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,producers do? What does an,\NAufnahmeleitung actually perform? It's Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.71,0:14:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,basically communication between everybody\Nwho's involved in the production, the Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.34,0:14:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people behind the camera and also in front\Nof the camera. And so our work started Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.53,0:14:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really early, basically at the beginning\Nof November, taking on like prepping Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.01,0:14:18.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,speakers in a technical setup and\Nrehearsing with them a little bit and then Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.45,0:14:25.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enabling the studios to allow them to\Nactually do the production coordination on Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.09,0:14:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an organizational side. The technical side\Nwas handled by the VOC, and we'll get to Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.49,0:14:36.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hear about that in a minute. But getting\Nall these people synced up and working Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.91,0:14:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,together well, that was quite a challenge.\NAnd that took a lot of Mumbles with a lot Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.73,0:14:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of people in them. We only worked on the\Ntwo main channels. There's quite a few Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.82,0:14:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more channels that are run independently\Nof kind of the central organization. And Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.69,0:15:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,again, we'll get to hear about the details\Nof that in a minute. And so we provided Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.41,0:15:06.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,information. We tried to fill wiki pages\Nwith relevant information for everybody Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.86,0:15:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,involved. So that was our main task. So\Nwhat does that mean specifically, the Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.44,0:15:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,production set up? We had 25 studios,\Nmainly in Germany, also one in Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.65,0:15:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Switzerland. These did produce recordings\Nahead of time for some speakers, and many Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.17,0:15:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did live set ups for their own channels\Nand also for the two main channels. And Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.37,0:15:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've listed everybody involved in the live\Nproduction here. And there were 19 Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.85,0:15:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,channels in total. So a lot of stuff\Nhappening. 25 studios, 19 channels that Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.96,0:15:54.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,broadcast content produced by these\Nstudios. So that's kind of the Eurovision Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.62,0:15:59.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of thing, where you have different\Nstudios producing content and trying to Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.53,0:16:05.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mix it all together. Again, the VOC took\Ncare of the technical side of things very Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.61,0:16:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,admirably, but getting everybody on the\Nsame page to actually do this was not Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.04,0:16:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,easy. For the talk program, we had over\N350 talks in total, 53 in the main channels Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.71,0:16:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so handling all that, making\Nsure everybody has the speaker information Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.68,0:16:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they need and all these organizational\Nstuff, that was a lot of work. So we Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.15,0:16:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn't have a studio for the main\Nchannels, the 25 studios or the nine, the Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.30,0:16:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,live channels, the 12, they actually did\Nprovide the production facilities for the Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.71,0:16:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,speakers so we can look at the next slide.\NThere's a couple more numbers and of Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.26,0:16:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,course, a couple pictures from us working\Nbasically from today. We had 53 channel... Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.03,0:17:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,53 talks in the main channel. 18 of them\Nwere prerecorded and played out. We had 3 Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.01,0:17:10.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where people were actually on location in\Na studio and gave their talk from there. Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.02,0:17:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we had 32 that were streamed live like\NI am speaking to you now with various Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.31,0:17:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,technical bits that again the VOC will go\Ninto in a minute. And we did a lot of Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.70,0:17:26.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Q&As, I don't have the numbers how many\Ntalks actually had Q&As, but most of them Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.07,0:17:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did, and those were always like. We had a\Ntotal of 63 speakers we did prepare, at Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.26,0:17:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,least the live Q&A session for and helped\Nthem set up, we helped them record their Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.75,0:17:44.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talks if they wanted to prerecord them. So\Nwe spent anywhere between one and two Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.67,0:17:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hours with every speaker to make sure they\Nwould appear correctly and in good quality Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.55,0:17:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the screen. And then during the four\Ndays, we, of course, helped coordinate Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.90,0:18:00.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between the master control room and the\Ntwelve live studios to make sure that the Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.35,0:18:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,speakers were where they were supposed to\Nbe and any technical glitches could be Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.94,0:18:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worked out and decide on the spot. If, for\Nexample, the line producers made a mistake Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.39,0:18:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a talk couldn't happen as we had\Nplanned because we forgot something. So we Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.72,0:18:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rescheduled and found a new spot for the\Nspeakers. So apologies again for that. And Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.70,0:18:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you for your understanding and\Nhelping us bring you on screen on day two Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.56,0:18:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not day one. But I'm very glad that\Nthat we could work that out. And that's Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.47,0:18:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pretty much it from the line producers, I\Nthink. Next up is the VOC. Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.13,0:18:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: Thank you stb. Yes, you're right, the\Nnext are the VOC and kunsi and Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.92,0:18:53.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JW2CAlex are waiting for us.\NFranzi: ... is Franzi from the VOC. 2020 Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.87,0:19:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was the year... Hm? Hi, this is Franzi\Nfrom the... from VOC. 2020 was the year of Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.15,0:19:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,distributed conferences. We had 2 DiVOCs\Nand the FrOSCon to learn how we are going Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.42,0:19:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to produce remote talks. We learned a lot\Nof stuff on organization, Big Blue Button Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.38,0:19:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Jitsi recording. We had a lot of other\Nevents which was just streaming like Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.76,0:19:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,business as usual. So for rC3, we extended\Nthe streaming CDN with two new locations, Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.02,0:19:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now 7 in total, with a total bandwidth of\Nabout 80 gigabits per second. We have two Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.74,0:19:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,new mirrors for media.ccc.de and are now\Nalso distributing the front end. We got Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.38,0:19:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two new transcoder machines, Erfas and\NEnhanced cir setup we now have 10 Erfas Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.86,0:20:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with own productions on media.ccc.de. So\Nthe question is, will it scale? On the Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.15,0:20:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next slide...\NAlex: Yeah, next slide. Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.07,0:20:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Franzi: ... we will see that it did\Nscale. We did produce content for 25 Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.44,0:20:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,studios and 19 channels, so we got lots of\Nlots of recordings which will be published Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.56,0:20:36.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on media.ccc.de in the next days and\Nweeks. Some have already been published, Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.19,0:20:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so there's a lot of content for you to\Nwatch. And now Alex will tell us something Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.18,0:20:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the technical part.\NAlex: My name is Alex, Pronouns it/its. I Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.92,0:20:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will now tell you the technical part\Nfirst, but more of the organization. I was Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.30,0:20:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between the VOC and the line producing\Nteam. And now a bit how it worked. So we Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.91,0:21:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had those two main channels, rc-one and\Nrc-two. Those channels have been produced Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.29,0:21:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by the various studios distributed around\Nthe whole country. And those streams, Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.74,0:21:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is now the upper path in the picture,\Nwent to our ingest relay, to the FEM, to Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.21,0:21:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the master control room. In Ilmenau there\Nwere a team of people adding the Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.99,0:21:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,translations, making the mix, making the\Nmixdown, making records and then Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.83,0:21:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,publishing it back to the streaming\Nrelays. All the other studios produced to Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.98,0:21:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,channels. Those channels took the also the\Nsignals from different studios, make a Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.53,0:21:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mixdown, etc. publish to our CDN and\Nrelays and we publish to the studio Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.38,0:21:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,channels. As you can see, this is not the\Ntypical setup we had in the last year in Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.90,0:21:47.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the presence. So, our next slide, we can\Nsee where this leads: Lots of Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.15,0:21:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,communication. We had the line producing\Nteam, we had some production in Ilmenau Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.08,0:21:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that has to be coordinated. We have the\Nstudios, we have the local studio helping Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.06,0:22:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Angels. We have some Mumbles there, some\NRocketChat here, some CDN people some web Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.12,0:22:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where something happens. We have some\Ndocumentation that should be. And then we Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.03,0:22:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,started to plot down the communication\Npaths. Next slide, please. If you plotted Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.64,0:22:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all of them, it really looks like the\Nworld, but this is actually the world, but Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.51,0:22:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sometimes it feels like they're just\Ngetting lost in different paths. Who you Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.49,0:22:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have to ask, who do you have to call?\NWhere are you? What's the shortest path to Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.11,0:22:33.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,communicate? But let's have a look at the\Nstudios. First going to ChaosWest. Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.12,0:22:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Franzi: Yes, on the next slide, you will\Nsee the studio set up at ChaosWest TV. So Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.61,0:22:46.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you, ChaosWest for producing your\Nchannel. Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.78,0:22:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alex: At the next slide, you see the\NWikipaka television and fernseh-streamen Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.13,0:22:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(WTF) who have the internal motto:\N"Absolut nicht sendefähig - chaos of Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.92,0:23:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,recording". But even then, at some\Nstudios, you look more like studios, so Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.53,0:23:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this time at the next slide at the hacc.\NFranzi: Yeah, at hacc, you will also see Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.33,0:23:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some of the bloopers we had to deal with.\NSo, for example, here you can see there Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.92,0:23:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a cat in the camera view, so, yeah.\NAnd Alex, tell us about the open Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.27,0:23:28.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infrastructure orbit.\NAlex: The open infrastructure orbit Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.39,0:23:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,showed. In this picture, you can see it's\Nreally hard to see how you can make a Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.72,0:23:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,studio look really nice, even if you're\Nalone, feeling a bit comfier, more Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.93,0:23:39.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hackish. But you have also those normal\Nproductions as in the next slide. The Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.99,0:23:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chaosstudio Hamburg\NFranzi: Yeah, at Chaosstudio Hamburg, we Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.68,0:23:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had two regular work cases like, you know,\Nfrom all the other conferences, and they Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.56,0:24:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were producing, onsite in a regular studio\Nset up. And last but not least, we got Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.40,0:24:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some impressions from ChaosZone TV.\NAlex: As you can see here, also quite Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.22,0:24:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,regular studio setup, quite regular. No.\NThere was some Corona virus ongoing, and Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.68,0:24:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is we had a lot of distancing,\Nwearing mask and all the stuff that Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.53,0:24:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone is safe but c3yellow (c3gelb)\Nwill tell you some facts about it. But Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.58,0:24:28.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's look at the nice things. For\Nexample, the minor issue: On the second Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.67,0:24:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,day, we were sitting there looking at our\Nnice Grafana. Oh, we got a lot of more Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.86,0:24:38.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,connections. The server load's increasing.\NThe first question was: Have we enabled Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.58,0:24:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our cache?". We don't know. But the number\Nof connections is growing that people are Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.57,0:24:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watching our streams, the interest goes\Nup. And we were, well, at least the people Dialogue: 0,0:24:50.32,0:24:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are watching the streams. If there is a\Nwebsite, who cares, the interest works. Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.63,0:25:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then we suddenly get the relations.\NWell, something did not really scale that Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.84,0:25:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good. And then using the next slide, this\Nview. This switched pretty fast from after Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.82,0:25:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking at this traffic graph. "Well,\Nthat's interesting" into "Well, we should Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.60,0:25:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,investigate". We get thousands of messages\Non Twitter DMs. We got thousands of Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.95,0:25:23.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,messages in RocketChat, IRC, and suddenly\Nwe had a lot of connections to handle; a Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.47,0:25:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lot of inquiries to handle, a lot of phone\Ncalls, etc. to handle. And we have to Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.72,0:25:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prioritize for us the hardware then the\Ncommunication, because otherwise the Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.11,0:25:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,information won't stop. On the next slide\Nyou can see what our minor issue was. So Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.28,0:25:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at first, we get a lot of connections to\Nour streaming web pages, then to load Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.15,0:25:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,balancers, and finally to our DNS servers.\NA lot of them were quite malformed. It Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.76,0:25:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looked like a storm. But the more\Nimportant thing we had to deal was all Dialogue: 0,0:25:53.91,0:25:59.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those passive aggressive messages from,\Nfrom different persons who said: "Well, Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.69,0:26:04.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't even handle streaming. What are\Nyou doing here?" And we worked together Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.05,0:26:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the c3infra team, thanks for that, how \Nto scale and decentralize a bit more just to Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.28,0:26:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,provide the people the connection power\Nthey need. So I think in the last years, Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.92,0:26:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we don't need to use more bandwith. We\Nshowed we can provide even more bandwith Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.87,0:26:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if we need it. And then, noting everything\Ndown… Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.17,0:26:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Franzi: So is it time to shut everything\Ndown? No, we won't shut everything down. Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.99,0:26:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The studios can keep their endpoints, can\Ncontinue to stream on their endpoints as Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.91,0:26:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they wish. We want to keep in touch with\Nyou and the studios, produce content with Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.03,0:26:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you, improve our software stack, improve\Nother things like the ISDN, the Internet Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.52,0:27:05.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Streaming Digital Node, the project for\Nsmall camera recording setups for sending Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.54,0:27:12.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to speakers needs developers for the\Nsoftware. Also, KEVIN needs developers and Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.87,0:27:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,testers. What's KEVIN? Oh, we have\Nprepared another slide or the next slide. Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.53,0:27:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN is short for Killer Experimental\NVideo Internet Noise, because we initially Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.45,0:27:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wanted to use OBS.Ninja, but there are a\Ncouple of licensing issues. There is not Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.26,0:27:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything in OBS.Ninja is open source\Nlike we wanted, so we decided to code our Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.19,0:27:52.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,own OBS.Ninja-style software. So if you\Nare interested in doing so, please get Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.91,0:28:01.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into contact with us or visit the wiki. So\Nthat's all from the VOC. And we are now Dialogue: 0,0:28:01.71,0:28:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,heading over to c3lingo.\Nysf: Exactly. c3lingo oskar should be Dialogue: 0,0:28:10.96,0:28:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waiting Studio 2, aren't you? Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.13,0:28:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oskar: Yeah, hallo. Hi, yeah, I'm oskar Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.19,0:28:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from c3lingo. We will jump straight into\Nthe stats on our slides. As you can see Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.21,0:28:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here, we translated 138 talks this time,\Nas you can see, it's also way less Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.92,0:28:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,languages than in the other chaos events\Nthat we had since our second languages Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.43,0:28:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,team that does everything that is not\NEnglish and German was only five people Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.95,0:29:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strong this time. So we only managed to do\Nfive talks into French and three talks Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.88,0:29:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into Brazilian Portuguese. And then on the\Nnext slide… We are looking at our coverage Dialogue: 0,0:29:12.73,0:29:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the talks and we can see that on the\Nmain talks we managed to cover all talks Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.32,0:29:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that were happening from English to German\Nand German to English, depending on what Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.48,0:29:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the source language was. And then, on the\Nother languages track, we only managed to Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.35,0:29:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do 15 percent of the talks from the main\Nchannels. And then on the further Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.15,0:29:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,channels, which is a couple of others that\Nalso were provided to us in the Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.24,0:29:46.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,translation team, we managed to do 68% of\Nthe talks, but none of them were Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.41,0:29:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,translated into other languages than\NEnglish and German. On the next slide, Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.53,0:29:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some global stats. We have 36\Ninterpreters, which in total managed to Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.71,0:30:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,translate 106 hours and 7 minutes of talks\Ninto another language simultaneously. And Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.45,0:30:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the maximum number of hours one person did\Nwas 16 hours and the minimum number of Dialogue: 0,0:30:11.48,0:30:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hours, the average number of hours people\Ndid was around 3 hours of translation Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.77,0:30:26.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,across the entire event. All right. Then I\Nalso have some anecdotes to tell and some Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.97,0:30:31.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some mentions I want to do. We had two new\Ninterpreters that we want to say "hi" to, Dialogue: 0,0:30:31.19,0:30:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we had a couple of issues with the\Ndigital thing that didn't have before with Dialogue: 0,0:30:35.98,0:30:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,regular events where people were present.\NFor example, the issue of sometimes when Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.10,0:30:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two people are translating one person's\Nstarts interpreting something on wrong Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.16,0:30:50.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stream. Maybe they were watching the wrong\None. And then the partner just thinks they Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.23,0:30:54.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have more delay or something. Or, for\Nexample, a partner having a smaller delay Dialogue: 0,0:30:54.23,0:30:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then thinking the partner can suddenly\Nread minds because they can translate Dialogue: 0,0:30:58.53,0:31:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,faster than the other person is actually\Nseeing the stream. Those are issues that Dialogue: 0,0:31:02.51,0:31:09.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we usually didn't have with the regular\Nstream, but only with the regular events, Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.18,0:31:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not with remote events. And yeah, some\Nhurdles to overcome. Another thing was, Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.62,0:31:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for example, when on the r3s stage, the\Naudio cut out sometimes for us and but Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.39,0:31:27.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because one of our translators had also\Nalready translated the talk twice, at Dialogue: 0,0:31:27.85,0:31:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,least partially to because and it was\Nalready canceled after those, they Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.16,0:31:37.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,basically knew most of the content and\Ncould basically do a Powerpoint Karaoke Dialogue: 0,0:31:37.63,0:31:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,translation and was able to do most of the\Ntalk just from the slides without any Dialogue: 0,0:31:43.36,0:31:54.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,audio. Yeah, and then there also was...\NThe last thing I want to say is actually I Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.37,0:31:58.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wanted to say, give a big shout out to the\Ntwo of our team members that weren't able Dialogue: 0,0:31:58.99,0:32:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to interpret with us this time because\Nthey put their heart and soul into this Dialogue: 0,0:32:02.38,0:32:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,event happening. And that's stb and katti,\Nand that's basically everything from Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.75,0:32:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,c3lingo. Thanks. Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.49,0:32:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: {\i1}muted{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.20,0:32:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, c3subtitles is it now. td will show\Nthe right text to his slides you already Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.28,0:32:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saw a minute ago.\Ntd: OK. OK, hi, so I'm td from the Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.35,0:32:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,c3subtitles team. And next slide, please.\NSo just to quickly let you know how we get Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.59,0:32:59.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the recorded talks to the released\Nsubtitles. Well we take the recording Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.69,0:33:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,videos and apply speech recognition\Nsoftware to get a raw transcript. And then Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.76,0:33:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Angels work on that transcript to correct\Nall the mistakes that the speech Dialogue: 0,0:33:07.86,0:33:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,recognition software makes. And we again\Napply some autotiming magic to to get some Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.62,0:33:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,raw subtitles. And then again Angels do\Nquality control on these tracks to get Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.07,0:33:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,released subtitles. Next slide, please. So\Nas you can see, we have various subtitle Dialogue: 0,0:33:24.34,0:33:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tracks in different stages of completion.\NAnd these are seconds of material that we Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.36,0:33:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have can see all the numbers are going up\Nand to the right as they should be. So Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.10,0:33:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next slide, please. In total, we had 68\Ndistinct angels that worked 4 shifts on Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.28,0:33:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,average. 83 percent of our angels returned\Nfor a second shift. 10 percent of our Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.29,0:33:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,angels worked 12 or more shifts. And in\Nsum we had 382 hours of angel work for 47 Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.11,0:34:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hours of material. So far we've had two\Nreleases for rc3 and hopefully more yet to Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.27,0:34:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come, and 37 releases for all the\Ncongresses, mostly on the first few days Dialogue: 0,0:34:05.59,0:34:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where we didn't have many recordings. We\Nhave 41 hours still in the transcribing Dialogue: 0,0:34:10.59,0:34:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stage of material, 26 hours of material in\Nthe timing stage and 51 hours material in Dialogue: 0,0:34:16.53,0:34:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the quality control stage. So there's\Nstill lots of work to be done. Next slide, Dialogue: 0,0:34:21.51,0:34:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please. When you have transcripts, you can\Ndo fun stuff with them. For example, you Dialogue: 0,0:34:26.21,0:34:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can see that important to people in this\Ntalk are "people". We are working on other Dialogue: 0,0:34:31.68,0:34:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cool features that are yet to come. Stay\Ntuned for that. Next slide, please. So to Dialogue: 0,0:34:37.22,0:34:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep track of all these tasks, we've been\Nusing a state-of-the-art high-performance Dialogue: 0,0:34:42.25,0:34:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lock-free NoSQL columnar data store,\Na.k.a. a kanban board in the previous Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.74,0:34:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,years. And because we don't have any\Nwindows in the CCL building anymore, we Dialogue: 0,0:34:50.96,0:34:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had to virtualize that. So we're using\Nkanban software now. At this point, I Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.80,0:34:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would like to thank all our hard-working\Nangels for the work. And next slide Dialogue: 0,0:34:59.86,0:35:04.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please. If you're feeling bored between\Ncongresses then you can work on some Dialogue: 0,0:35:04.96,0:35:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,transcripts. Just go to c3subtitles.de. If\Nyou're interested in our work, follow us Dialogue: 0,0:35:08.94,0:35:14.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on Twitter. And there's also a link to the\Nrelease subtitles here. So that's all. Dialogue: 0,0:35:14.97,0:35:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.\Nysf: Thank you, td. And before we go into Dialogue: 0,0:35:23.38,0:35:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the POC, where Drake is waiting, I'm sure\Neveryone is asking why are those guys Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.99,0:35:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saying "next slide"? So wait. In\Nthe end, we have the infrastructure review Dialogue: 0,0:35:37.87,0:35:44.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the infrastructure review meeting going\Non. So be patient. Now, Drake, are you Dialogue: 0,0:35:44.32,0:35:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ready in Studio 1? Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.40,0:36:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drake: OK. Hello, I'm Drake from the Phone\NOperations Center, and Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.94,0:36:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to present to you our \Nnumbers and maybe some Dialogue: 0,0:36:04.48,0:36:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anecdotes at the end of our part. So\Nplease switch to the next slide. Let's get Dialogue: 0,0:36:12.29,0:36:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into the numbers first. So first off,\Nfirst off, you registered about 1950 ... Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.03,0:36:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,5195 sip extensions, which is about 500\Nmore than you registered on the last Dialogue: 0,0:36:29.15,0:36:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,congress. Also, you did about 21 000\Ncalls, a little bit less than on the last Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.32,0:36:44.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,congress. But, yeah, we are still quite\Nproud of what you have used our system Dialogue: 0,0:36:44.37,0:36:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with. And yeah, it ran quite stable. And\Nas you may notice on the bottom, we also Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.44,0:36:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had about 23 DECT antennas at the congress\Nor at this event. So please switch to the Dialogue: 0,0:36:56.96,0:37:06.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next slide. And this is our new feature,\Nit's called the... next slide ..., it Dialogue: 0,0:37:06.80,0:37:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is called the eventphone decentralized\NDECT infrastructure, which we especially Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.75,0:37:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prepared for this event, the EPDDI. So we\Nhad about 23 RFPs online throughout Dialogue: 0,0:37:18.84,0:37:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Germany with 68 DECT telephones of which\Nis up to it. But it's not only the the Dialogue: 0,0:37:29.51,0:37:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,German part that we covered. We actually\Nhad one mobile station walking out through Dialogue: 0,0:37:36.14,0:37:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Austria, through Passau, I think. So\Nindeed we had an European Eventphone DECT Dialogue: 0,0:37:41.90,0:37:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,decentralized infrastructure. Next slide\Nplease. We also have some anecdotes, so Dialogue: 0,0:37:52.12,0:37:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe some of you have noticed that we had\Na public phone, a working public phone in Dialogue: 0,0:37:57.17,0:38:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the RC World where you could call other\Npeople on the SIP telephone system and Dialogue: 0,0:38:03.76,0:38:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,also other people started to play with our\Nsystem. And I think about yesterday Dialogue: 0,0:38:10.20,0:38:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,someone started to introduce c3fire so you\Ncould actually control a flame thrower Dialogue: 0,0:38:18.76,0:38:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through our telephone system. And I like\Nto present here a video. Next slide Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.11,0:38:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please. Maybe you can play it. I have\Nquite a delay in waiting for the video to Dialogue: 0,0:38:34.65,0:38:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,play. So what you can see here is the\Nc3fire system actually controlled by a Dialogue: 0,0:38:42.67,0:38:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DECT telephone somewhere in Germany. So\Nnext slide please. We also provided you Dialogue: 0,0:38:54.09,0:39:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with SSTV servers via the phone\Nnumber 229, where you could receive some Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.22,0:39:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pictures from event phone, like a postcard\Nbasically. So basically you could call the Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.22,0:39:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,number and receive a picture or some other\Npictures, some more pictures. And next Dialogue: 0,0:39:18.96,0:39:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slide please. Yeah basically, that's all\Nfrom the Eventphone and with that we say Dialogue: 0,0:39:28.32,0:39:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you all for the nice and awesome\Nevent and yeah, bye from the first Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.42,0:39:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,certified assembly POC. Bye.\Nysf: Thank you, POC, and hello GSM Lynxes Dialogue: 0,0:39:43.77,0:39:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is waiting for us. Dialogue: 0,0:39:51.48,0:39:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lynxes: Yeah, hallo, I'm lynxes, I'm from Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.89,0:40:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the GSM team. This year was quite\Ndifferent as you can imagine. However, Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.83,0:40:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next slide please. So but we managed to\Nget a small network running and also a Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.18,0:40:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,couple of SIM cards registering, so where are\Nwe now. So next slide please. As you can Dialogue: 0,0:40:19.62,0:40:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see, we are just there in the red dot.\NThere's not even a single line for our Dialogue: 0,0:40:24.42,0:40:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,five extensions but we managed 130 calls\Nover five extensions. And next slide Dialogue: 0,0:40:32.01,0:40:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please. So we got, so we got five\Nextensions registered with four SIM cards Dialogue: 0,0:40:44.29,0:40:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and three locations with mixed\Ntechnologies also two users so far sadly. Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.60,0:40:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And one network with more or less zero\Nproblems. And so let's take a look on the Dialogue: 0,0:40:57.88,0:41:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coverage. So next slide please. So we are\Nquite lucky that we managed to get an Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.23,0:41:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,international network running. So we got\Ntwo base stations in Berlin. One in the Dialogue: 0,0:41:14.58,0:41:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hackerspace AfRA, another one north of\NBerlin. And yeah one of our members is Dialogue: 0,0:41:19.98,0:41:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,currently in Mexico. And he's providing\Nthe remote chaos networks there. Yes, so Dialogue: 0,0:41:33.20,0:41:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's basically our network. So before we\Ngoing to the next slide, we have what we Dialogue: 0,0:41:43.36,0:41:51.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have done so far is, we are just two\Npeople instead of 10 to 20 and had some Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.49,0:41:59.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fun with improving our network and\Npreparing for the next congress. And next Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.50,0:42:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slide please. And yeah, now I'm closing\Nwith the EDGE computing. We improved our Dialogue: 0,0:42:05.81,0:42:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EDGE capabilities and yeah, I wish you a\Nhopefully better year and yeah maybe see Dialogue: 0,0:42:15.39,0:42:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you next year remote or in person. Have\Nfun. Dialogue: 0,0:42:22.04,0:42:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: Thanks and I give a hand to Iindworm\Nfor doing the "slide DJ" all the time, and Dialogue: 0,0:42:30.79,0:42:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he now switch to the Haecksen who are\Nnext and they bring an image and melzai is Dialogue: 0,0:42:37.02,0:42:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waiting for us in Studio 3. Dialogue: 0,0:42:46.85,0:42:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,melzai: Hello, what's phones without\Npeople? Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.72,0:42:53.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm giving now an introduction\Nover here. How many people we needed to Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.15,0:42:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,run the whole Haecksen assembly. We had\Naround 20 organizing haecksen and we had Dialogue: 0,0:42:58.63,0:43:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,around 20 speakers in our events. And we\Nhad in total around 40 events, but I'm Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.66,0:43:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pretty sure that I even don`t know all of\Nthese. As you realize, the world is pretty Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.54,0:43:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,large. So we needed around seven million\Npixels to display the whole Haecksen Dialogue: 0,0:43:14.100,0:43:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,world. And that needed around 400 commits\Nat our github corner of the internet. Dialogue: 0,0:43:22.78,0:43:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Around 130 people receive the fireplace\Nbadge in our case. And around 100 people Dialogue: 0,0:43:28.68,0:43:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tested our swimming pool and received that\Nbadge. So great a year for non ???. Also Dialogue: 0,0:43:35.81,0:43:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,around 49 people showed some very deep\Ndedication and checked on all memorials at Dialogue: 0,0:43:42.93,0:43:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our Haecksen assembly. Congratulations for\Nthat. There were quite a many of these Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.33,0:43:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ones. Our events are run on our BigBlueButton\Nfrom the Congress and so we had Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.50,0:44:00.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,starting from day 0 no lags and we're able\Nto host up to 133 people in one session. Dialogue: 0,0:44:00.35,0:44:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that was quite stable. We also\Nintroduced four new members around 13 new Dialogue: 0,0:44:04.75,0:44:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haecksen joinded just for the Congress.\NAnd we increased about to the size of 440 Dialogue: 0,0:44:10.58,0:44:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haecksen overall. Also somewhat, we got new\NTwitter accounts supporting us, so we have Dialogue: 0,0:44:16.65,0:44:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,added over 200 more Twitter accounts. And\Nso, you know, our messages are getting Dialogue: 0,0:44:22.41,0:44:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,heard. But besides the ritual, we also did\Nsome quite physical things. First of all, Dialogue: 0,0:44:28.20,0:44:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we distributed over 50 physical goodie\Nbags to the people with microcontrollers Dialogue: 0,0:44:32.99,0:44:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and self-sewed masks in it, as you can see\Non the picture. And also sadly, we shopped Dialogue: 0,0:44:38.64,0:44:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many rC3 Haecksen-themed trunks that\Nthey are now out of stock. But they will Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.00,0:44:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be back in January. Thank you.\Nysf: No, thank you. And I'm going to send Dialogue: 0,0:44:53.77,0:45:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks to the Choaspatinnen…\NChaospat*innen… who are waiting in Studio Dialogue: 0,0:45:00.20,0:45:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One.\NMike: Hi, all this is Mike from the Dialogue: 0,0:45:11.01,0:45:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chaospat*innen team. We've been welcoming\Nnew attendees and underrepresented Dialogue: 0,0:45:15.74,0:45:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,minorities to the chaos community for over\Neight years. We match up our mentees with Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.73,0:45:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,experienced chaos mentors. These mentors\Nhelp their mentees navigate our world of Dialogue: 0,0:45:25.40,0:45:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chaos events. DiVOC was our first remote\Nevent and it was a good proof of concept Dialogue: 0,0:45:30.25,0:45:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for rc3. This year, we had 65 amazing\Nmentees and mentors, two in-world Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.56,0:45:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentee/mentor matchup sessions, one great\Nassembly event hosted by two of our new Dialogue: 0,0:45:43.25,0:45:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentees, and a wonderful world map\Nassembly built with more than 1337 Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.64,0:45:58.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kilograms of multicolor pixels. Next\Nslide, please. And here's a small part of Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.49,0:46:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our assembly with our signature propeller\Nhat tables. And thank you to the amazing Dialogue: 0,0:46:03.52,0:46:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chaospat*innen team: fragilant, jali,\Nazriel and lilafish. And to our great Dialogue: 0,0:46:09.09,0:46:13.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentees and mentors. We're looking forward\Nto meeting all of the new mentees at the Dialogue: 0,0:46:13.73,0:46:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next chaos event. Dialogue: 0,0:46:26.34,0:46:33.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lindworm: Yeah, I think that was my call. Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.21,0:46:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So next up, we'll have the, let me see,\Nthe c3adventure! Are you ready? Dialogue: 0,0:46:49.86,0:46:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roang: Hello, my name is Roang\NMewp: and I'm Mewp Dialogue: 0,0:46:53.57,0:46:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roang: and we will talk about the\Nc3adventure, the 2D world, and what we did Dialogue: 0,0:46:59.38,0:47:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to bring it all online. Next slide please.\NOK, so when we started out, we looked into Dialogue: 0,0:47:11.48,0:47:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how we could bring a Congress-like\Nadventure to the remote experience. And on Dialogue: 0,0:47:20.37,0:47:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,October we started with the development\Nand we had some trouble in that we had Dialogue: 0,0:47:29.68,0:47:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,multiple upstream merges that gave us some\Nproblems. And also due to just Congress Dialogue: 0,0:47:35.82,0:47:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,being Congress, or remote experience being\Na remote experience, we needed to Dialogue: 0,0:47:40.77,0:47:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introduce features a bit late or add\Nfeatures on the first day. So auth was Dialogue: 0,0:47:49.04,0:47:57.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,merged just 4:40 AM in the first day. And\Non the second day, we finally fixed the Dialogue: 0,0:47:57.82,0:48:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instance jumps – you know, when you walk\Nfrom one map to the next – we had some Dialogue: 0,0:48:03.63,0:48:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,problems there. But on the second day it\Nall went up. And I hope you have all Dialogue: 0,0:48:08.28,0:48:14.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enjoyed the badges that have finally been\Nupdated and brought into the world today. Dialogue: 0,0:48:14.81,0:48:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does that all mean? Since we started\Nimplementing, there have been 400 git Dialogue: 0,0:48:23.06,0:48:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,commits in our repository all-in-all,\Nincluding the upstream merges. But I think Dialogue: 0,0:48:28.78,0:48:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the more interesting stuff is what has\Nbeen done since the whole thing went live. Dialogue: 0,0:48:35.92,0:48:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had 200 additional commits, fixing\Nstuff and making the experience better for Dialogue: 0,0:48:42.14,0:48:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you. Next slide. In order to bring this\Nall online, we not only had to think about Dialogue: 0,0:48:52.34,0:48:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the product itself, not only think about\Nthe world itself, but we also had to think Dialogue: 0,0:48:57.29,0:49:03.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the deployment. The first commit on\Nthe deployer, it's a background service Dialogue: 0,0:49:03.40,0:49:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that brings the experience to you, has\Nbeen done on 26th of November. We started Dialogue: 0,0:49:10.46,0:49:16.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first instance, the first clone of the\Nwork adventure through this deployer on Dialogue: 0,0:49:16.28,0:49:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,8th of December and a couple of days\Nbeforehand, I was getting a bit swamped. I Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.16,0:49:26.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,couldn't do all of the work anymore,\Nbecause I had to coordinate both of the Dialogue: 0,0:49:26.86,0:49:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,projects. And so my colleague took over\Nfor me, and helped me out a lot. So I'll Dialogue: 0,0:49:32.28,0:49:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give over to him to explain what he did.\NMewp: Yeah. So imagine that on Day -5 I Dialogue: 0,0:49:38.61,0:49:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get a message from a friend that, "Hey,\Nhelp is needed!" So I say, "OK, let's do Dialogue: 0,0:49:46.58,0:49:55.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it." And Roang tells me that, "OK, so we\Ncan spawn a instance and to scale it Dialogue: 0,0:49:55.95,0:50:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somehow and do that." And I spawned the\Ndeployer and my music stops. I streamed Dialogue: 0,0:50:03.59,0:50:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,music from the internet, and I wondered\Nwhy did it stop? And I have noticed that, Dialogue: 0,0:50:08.92,0:50:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh, there are a lot of logs now. Like, a\Nlot. And I have finally Day -4 noticed Dialogue: 0,0:50:16.15,0:50:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the deployer was spawning copies of\Nitself each few seconds in the log. So Dialogue: 0,0:50:26.51,0:50:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was the state back then. Since Day -4\Nuntil Day 1, we have basically written the Dialogue: 0,0:50:32.76,0:50:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thing. And that's, well… Day 1 we were\Nready. Well, almost ready. I mean, we have Dialogue: 0,0:50:44.79,0:50:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like 14 instances deployed. And I forgot\Nto mention that, when we were about to Dialogue: 0,0:50:51.32,0:51:00.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,deploy 200 ones at once, it wouldn't work\Nbecause all of the things would time out. Dialogue: 0,0:51:00.45,0:51:09.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we patched things quickly, and 13\No'clock we had our first deployment. This Dialogue: 0,0:51:09.21,0:51:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worked, and everything was fine, and…\Nwait… Why is everybody on one instance? Dialogue: 0,0:51:16.60,0:51:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, it turns out that we had a bug, not in\Nthe deployer, in the app that would move Dialogue: 0,0:51:24.26,0:51:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you from the lobby to the lobby on a\Ndifferent map. So during the first day, we Dialogue: 0,0:51:31.47,0:51:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have we've had a lot of issues of people\Nnot seeing each other because they were on Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.32,0:51:45.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,different instances of the lobby. So we\Nare working hard, and… next slide, please, Dialogue: 0,0:51:45.33,0:51:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we can see that… we are working hard to\Nreconfigure that to bring you together in Dialogue: 0,0:51:55.63,0:52:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the assembly. I think we have succeeded.\NYou can see the population graph on this Dialogue: 0,0:52:01.67,0:52:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slide. The first day was our almost most\Npopular one. And the next day it would Dialogue: 0,0:52:09.87,0:52:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seem, that's OK, not as popular, but we\Nhave hit the peak of 1600 users that day. Dialogue: 0,0:52:23.60,0:52:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What else about this? The most popular\Ninstance was lobby, of course. The second Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.31,0:52:37.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most popular instance was hardware hacking\Narea for a while. Then the third, I think. Dialogue: 0,0:52:37.93,0:52:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next slide please. We have counted, well,\Nfirst of all, we've had in total about 205 Dialogue: 0,0:52:51.28,0:52:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,assemblies. The number was increase day-\Nby-day, because people, through the whole Dialogue: 0,0:52:57.16,0:53:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,congress, they were working on their maps.\NFor a while, CERT had over a thousand maps Dialogue: 0,0:53:04.88,0:53:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,active in their assembly. Which led to the\Nmap server crashing. Some of you might Dialogue: 0,0:53:11.33,0:53:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have noticed that. It stopped working\Nquite a few times during Day 3. And they Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.07,0:53:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have reduced the number of maps to 255.\NAnd that was fine. At the end of Day 3, I Dialogue: 0,0:53:29.20,0:53:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have counted for about 628 maps, and this\Nis less than the, if, than was available Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.78,0:53:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in reality, because it was the middle of\Nthe night (as always), and it was it Dialogue: 0,0:53:49.80,0:53:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wasn't trivial to count them. But in the\Nmaps I have found, we have found over two Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.04,0:54:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,million used tiles. So that's something\Nyou can really explore. I wish I could Dialogue: 0,0:54:01.80,0:54:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have, but deploying this was also fun.\NNext slide, please. And what… Yeah? Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.15,0:54:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roang: Just a quick interject. I really\Nwant to thank everyone that has put work Dialogue: 0,0:54:17.61,0:54:23.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into their maps and made this whole\Nexperience work. We, we provided the Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.22,0:54:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infrastructure, but you provided the fun.\NAnd so I really want to thank everyone. Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.60,0:54:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mewp: Yeah, the more things happen on the\Ninfrastructure, the more fun we have. We Dialogue: 0,0:54:34.37,0:54:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially don't like to sleep. So we\Ndidn't. I basically exchanged with Roang Dialogue: 0,0:54:42.82,0:54:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the way that I slept five hours and during\Nthe night and he slept five hours in the Dialogue: 0,0:54:50.42,0:54:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,day. And the rest of the time, we were up.\NThe record, though, is incorrect. Roang is Dialogue: 0,0:54:57.44,0:55:05.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now 30 hours up straight, because the\Nbudgets were too important to bring to you Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.35,0:55:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to go to sleep. The thing you see on this\Ngraph is undeployed instances. We were Dialogue: 0,0:55:14.40,0:55:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,redeploying things constantly. Usually in\Nthe form of redeploying half of the Dialogue: 0,0:55:19.52,0:55:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infrastructure at any given time. The way\Nit was developed, you wouldn't have Dialogue: 0,0:55:24.20,0:55:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,noticed that. You wouldn't be kicked off\Nyour instances, but for a brief period of Dialogue: 0,0:55:29.15,0:55:40.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time you wouldn't be able to enter any\None. But… Next slide. I have been joking Dialogue: 0,0:55:40.35,0:55:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a few days at the Congress that they\Nhave been implementing a sort of Dialogue: 0,0:55:46.21,0:55:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kubernetes thing, because it's\Nautomatically deploy things, and manage Dialogue: 0,0:55:50.32,0:55:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,things, and so on. And I have noticed by\NDay 3 that I have achieved true Dialogue: 0,0:55:57.16,0:56:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enlightenment and true automation, because\Nwe have decided to deploy everything at Dialogue: 0,0:56:04.70,0:56:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once at some point. The reason was that we\Nare being DDOSed, and we had to change Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.46,0:56:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something to mitigate that. And so we\Ndid that, and everything was fine. But we Dialogue: 0,0:56:21.48,0:56:27.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made a typo. We made a typo and the\Ndeployment failed. And one the deployment Dialogue: 0,0:56:27.01,0:56:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,failed, it deleted all the servers. So,\Nyeah, 405 servers got deleted by what I'm Dialogue: 0,0:56:39.07,0:56:47.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remembering was a single line. So it was\Nbrought out automatically, and that wasn't Dialogue: 0,0:56:47.99,0:56:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a problem. It was all fine, but well, to\Nerr is human, to automate mistakes is Dialogue: 0,0:56:55.20,0:57:04.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,devops. Next slide? What's important is\Nthat these 405 servers were provided by Dialogue: 0,0:57:04.07,0:57:08.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hetzner. We couldn't have done that\Nwithout their infrastructure, without Dialogue: 0,0:57:08.41,0:57:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their cloud. The reason we got up so\Nquickly after this was that the servers Dialogue: 0,0:57:15.72,0:57:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were deleted, but they could have been\Nreprovisioned almost instantly. So the Dialogue: 0,0:57:21.48,0:57:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whole thing took like 10 minutes to get it\Nback up. And, next slide. That's all. Dialogue: 0,0:57:28.19,0:57:38.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you all for testing our\Ninfrastructure, and see you next year. Dialogue: 0,0:57:38.69,0:57:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: Thank you, c3adventure! So this was\Nclearly the first conference that didn't Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.93,0:57:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clap for falling mate bottles! If that's\Nnot the thing, maybe we try next year? The Dialogue: 0,0:57:54.36,0:58:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lounge. And I know I have to ask for the\Nnext slide too. The rc3 Lounge artists. Dialogue: 0,0:58:03.37,0:58:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was asked to read every country\Nwhere someone is in, because everyone had Dialogue: 0,0:58:09.24,0:58:17.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make the Lounge what it was: an awesome\Nexperience. So there were: Berlin, Mexico City Dialogue: 0,0:58:17.49,0:58:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honduras, London, Zürich, Stockholm,\NAmsterdam, Rostock, Glasgow, Leipzig, Dialogue: 0,0:58:26.27,0:58:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Santiago de Chile, Prag, Hamburg,\NMallorca, Krakow, Tokyo, Philadelphia. Dialogue: 0,0:58:35.64,0:58:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frankfurt am Main, Köln, Moscow, Taipei\NTaiwan, Hannover, Shanghai, Seoul… Seoul, Dialogue: 0,0:58:45.17,0:58:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think, sorry. Vienna, Hong Kong,\NKarlsruhe and Guatamala. Thank you guys Dialogue: 0,0:58:54.88,0:59:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for making the Lounge. So the next is the\NHub and they should be waiting in Dialogue: 0,0:59:03.26,0:59:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Studio Two.\N{\i1}audible echo{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:59:32.49,0:59:35.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,XXX: …software is based on Django. And Dialogue: 0,0:59:35.19,0:59:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's intended to be used for the next\Nevent. The problem is it was a new Dialogue: 0,0:59:41.33,0:59:52.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,software. We had to do a lot of\Nintegrations, yeah, live during Day 0. Dialogue: 0,0:59:52.86,1:00:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, OK. No. OK, yeah, hi. I'm presenting\Nthe Hub, which is a software we wrote for Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.65,1:00:20.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this conference. Yeah. It's based on\Ndifferent components, all of them are Dialogue: 0,1:00:20.31,1:00:28.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,based on Django. It's intended to be used\Non future events as well. Our main problem Dialogue: 0,1:00:28.17,1:00:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was it's a new software. We wrote it and,\Nyeah, a lot of the integrations were only Dialogue: 0,1:00:34.17,1:00:41.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,possible on Day 0 or Day 1. And yeah. So\Neven still today on Day 4, we did a lot of Dialogue: 0,1:00:41.79,1:00:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,updates, commits to the repository, and\Neven that numbers on the screens are Dialogue: 0,1:00:47.22,1:00:56.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,already outdated again. But yeah, as you\Ncould possibly see, we have a lot of Dialogue: 0,1:00:56.02,1:01:02.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,commits all day, night, or all night long.\NOnly a small digit, 6 AM. I am sorry for Dialogue: 0,1:01:02.35,1:01:10.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that. Next slide, please. And yeah,\Nbecause the numbers you're quite busy Dialogue: 0,1:01:10.29,1:01:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,using the platform, some of these numbers\Non the screen are already outdated again. Dialogue: 0,1:01:15.02,1:01:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out of the 360 assemblies which were\Nregistered, only 300 got accepted. Most of Dialogue: 0,1:01:24.94,1:01:32.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them were, yeah, event or people wanting\Nto do a workshop and trying to register an Dialogue: 0,1:01:32.79,1:01:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,assembly. Or, duplicates. So, please\Norganize yourself. Events, currently we have over Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.73,1:01:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,940 in the system. You're still clicking\Nevents, nice. Thanks for that. The events Dialogue: 0,1:01:46.53,1:01:52.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are coordinating with the studios, so we\Nare integrating all of the events of all Dialogue: 0,1:01:52.97,1:01:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the studios, and the individual ones, and\Nthe self organized sessions. All of them. A new Dialogue: 0,1:01:59.16,1:02:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feature, the badges. Currently you have\Ncreated 411. And, yeah, from these badges Dialogue: 0,1:02:08.18,1:02:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,redeemed, we have 9269 achievements and\N19 000 stickers. Documentation, sadly, was Dialogue: 0,1:02:17.83,1:02:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a 404, because yeah. We were really busy\Ndoing stuff. Some documentation has Dialogue: 0,1:02:26.57,1:02:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,already been written, but yeah. More\Ndocumentation is, will become available Dialogue: 0,1:02:33.49,1:02:39.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,later. We will open source the whole thing\Nof course, but right now we're still in Dialogue: 0,1:02:39.86,1:02:45.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,production and cleaning up things. And\Nyeah. Finally, for some numbers. Total Dialogue: 0,1:02:45.99,1:02:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,requests per second were about 400. In the\Nnight, when the world was redeploying, Dialogue: 0,1:02:54.22,1:03:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then we only had about 50 requests per\Nsecond, but it maxed up to 700 requests Dialogue: 0,1:03:01.36,1:03:08.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per second. And the authentication for the\Nworld, for the 2D adventure, it was about Dialogue: 0,1:03:08.53,1:03:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,220 requests per second. More or less\Nstable due to some bugs and due to some Dialogue: 0,1:03:16.64,1:03:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,heavy usage. So, yeah, we appreciate that\Nyou used the platform, used the new Hub, Dialogue: 0,1:03:23.46,1:03:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hope to see you on the next event.\NThanks. Dialogue: 0,1:03:34.94,1:03:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: Hello Hub. Thank you Hub. And the\Nnext is betalars waiting for us. He's from Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.74,1:03:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the c3auti team, and he will tell us what\Nhe does and his team did this year. Dialogue: 0,1:03:53.38,1:04:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,betalars: Hi, I'm betalars from c3auti,\Nand we've been really busy this year as Dialogue: 0,1:04:04.12,1:04:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can probably see by the numbers on my\Nnext slide. We have 37 confirmed Auti-Angles Dialogue: 0,1:04:15.19,1:04:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and today we surpassed the 200\Nhours mark. We have 10 Orga Mumbles Dialogue: 0,1:04:24.52,1:04:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leading up to the event and there are\Nalmost five million unique pixels in our Dialogue: 0,1:04:30.17,1:04:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,repository. I'm pretty convinced we've\Nmanaged to create the smallest Fairydust Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.40,1:04:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of rC3, provided by an actual space\Nengineer. And the Tree of Solitude is not Dialogue: 0,1:04:45.14,1:04:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the only thing we've managed to create,\Ncontribute to this wonderful experience. Dialogue: 0,1:04:52.15,1:05:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On our next slide, you can see that we\Nalso contributed six panel sessions for Dialogue: 0,1:05:01.85,1:05:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,autistic creatures to discuss their\Nexperiences and five Play sessions for Dialogue: 0,1:05:08.26,1:05:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them to socialize. We helped to contribute\Na talk, a podcast, and an external panel Dialogue: 0,1:05:18.25,1:05:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the big streams. And on our own panels,\Nwe've had up to 80 participants that need Dialogue: 0,1:05:26.10,1:05:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be split up to five breakout rooms so\Nthey could all have a meaningful Dialogue: 0,1:05:32.65,1:05:45.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,discussion. And all their ideas and thoughts \Nwere anonymized and stored on more than 1000 Dialogue: 0,1:05:45.39,1:05:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lines of markdown documentation that you can\Nfind on the Internet. But 1000 lines of Dialogue: 0,1:05:54.78,1:06:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,markdown wouldn't be enough for me to\Nexpress the gratitude I have towards all Dialogue: 0,1:06:00.95,1:06:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the amazing creatures that helped us make\Nthis experience happen and for all the Dialogue: 0,1:06:08.87,1:06:17.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,amazing teams that worked with us. I'm so\Nhappy to see you again soon, but now I Dialogue: 0,1:06:17.17,1:06:25.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think I will need some solitude for\Nmyself. Dialogue: 0,1:06:25.64,1:06:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: Thank you betalars. So, lindworm, are\Nyou ready? The next one is the video, as Dialogue: 0,1:06:32.12,1:06:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,far as I know. It's from the C3 Inclusion\NOperation Center. I don't know the short Dialogue: 0,1:06:46.12,1:06:55.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,name; C3IOC? And it's counting down three\Ntwo one go. Dialogue: 0,1:06:55.43,1:07:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}video without audio{\i0} Dialogue: 0,1:07:18.92,1:07:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, video is like a very difficult thing to play in\Nthose days, because we only used to do Dialogue: 0,1:07:26.01,1:07:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stuff live. Live means a lot of pixels and\Ntraffic is done from this here, from this Dialogue: 0,1:07:33.15,1:07:40.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,glass, to all the wires and cables and\Nback to the glass of your screen. And this Dialogue: 0,1:07:40.05,1:07:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is like magic to me, somehow. Although, I.\Nam only. being. a robot. to talk. Dialogue: 0,1:07:46.99,1:07:57.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,synchronistically. with all the.... It's\Nbeen around enough time, I think, to Dialogue: 0,1:07:57.81,1:08:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,switch back to Lindy with the video. I\Ntell you what we are you going to… Dialogue: 0,1:08:04.64,1:08:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}video without audio{\i0} Dialogue: 0,1:08:17.66,1:08:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nwng: Hello everyone, I'm nwng from the\Nnew C3 Inclusion Operation Center. This Dialogue: 0,1:08:23.32,1:08:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,year, we've been working on accessibility\Nguides that help the organizing teams and Dialogue: 0,1:08:27.44,1:08:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,assemblies improve the event for everyone,\Nand especially people with disabilities. Dialogue: 0,1:08:32.93,1:08:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have also worked with other teams\Nindividually to figure out what can still Dialogue: 0,1:08:36.39,1:08:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be improved in their specific range of\Nfunctions - but there are still a lot to Dialogue: 0,1:08:40.47,1:08:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,catch up on! Additionally, we have\Npublished a completely free and accessible Dialogue: 0,1:08:45.42,1:08:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CSS design template that features dark\Nmode and an accessible font selection. And Dialogue: 0,1:08:50.80,1:08:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it still looks good without Javascript.\N100 Internet points for that! For you Dialogue: 0,1:08:56.27,1:08:59.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,visitors, we have been collecting your\Nfeedback through mail or twitter – and Dialogue: 0,1:08:59.94,1:09:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,won't stop after the Congress! If you\Nstumbled across some barriers, please get Dialogue: 0,1:09:03.93,1:09:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in touch via c3ioc.de or @c3inclusion on\Ntwitter to tell us about your findings! Dialogue: 0,1:09:11.26,1:09:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks a lot for having us.\Nysf: Thank you for the video. Finally, Dialogue: 0,1:09:19.18,1:09:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,technical's working! We should… does\Nsomeone know computers? Maybe? Kritis is Dialogue: 0,1:09:27.67,1:09:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one of them, and he is waiting in Studio\NOne to tell us something about C3 Yellow Dialogue: 0,1:09:33.11,1:09:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or c3gelb wie wir hier sagen. Dialogue: 0,1:09:44.88,1:09:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kritis: Yeah, welcome. I'm still looking Dialogue: 0,1:09:46.54,1:09:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at this hard drive. Maybe you remember\Nthis from the very beginning? It has to be Dialogue: 0,1:09:50.47,1:09:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,disinfected really thoroughly, and I guess\NI can take it out by the end of the event. Dialogue: 0,1:09:55.75,1:10:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for… the next slide with the words,\Nplease. We did found roughly 0777 hands Dialogue: 0,1:10:05.01,1:10:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wash options and 0x3FF waste disposal\Npossibilities. We checked the correct date Dialogue: 0,1:10:12.77,1:10:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on almost all of the 175 disinfectant\Noptions you had around here. And because Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.08,1:10:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at a certain point of time, people from\NCERT were not reachable in the CERT room Dialogue: 0,1:10:27.39,1:10:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they were running around\Neverywhere else in this great 2D world. We Dialogue: 0,1:10:30.65,1:10:33.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had the chance to bypass and channel all\Nthe information because there were two Dialogue: 0,1:10:33.100,1:10:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,digital cats on a digital tree. And so we\Ngot the right help to the right option. Dialogue: 0,1:10:39.61,1:10:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next slide, please. We have a couple of\Noptions ongoing. A lot of work had been Dialogue: 0,1:10:45.21,1:10:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,done before. We had all the studios with\Nall the corona things going on before, but Dialogue: 0,1:10:51.18,1:10:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now we think we should really watch into\Nan angel disinfectant swimming basin for Dialogue: 0,1:10:58.07,1:11:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the next time, to have there the maximum\Noption of cleanliness. And we will talk Dialogue: 0,1:11:04.14,1:11:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the BOC. If we can maybe achieve to\Nuse this Globuli maxi-cubes for the Dialogue: 0,1:11:10.54,1:11:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tschunk in the upcoming time. Apart from\Nthat, in order to get more Bachblüten and Dialogue: 0,1:11:17.37,1:11:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything else, we need someone who is\Nable to help us with the Potenzieren Dialogue: 0,1:11:24.33,1:11:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for homoeopathic substances. So if you\Nfeel welcome with that, please just drop Dialogue: 0,1:11:31.96,1:11:40.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,us a line to: info@c3gelb.de. Thank you\Nvery much and good luck. Dialogue: 0,1:11:40.17,1:11:44.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: Thank you Kritis. Finally happy to\Nhear your voice. I only know you from Dialogue: 0,1:11:44.89,1:11:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twitter, where we treat our stuff\Ntogether, or I yours and you, mine, don't. Dialogue: 0,1:11:50.70,1:11:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you're going to change it… please?\NAnd, talking about messages. Chaos Post Dialogue: 0,1:11:56.88,1:12:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was here too, and trilader, whom we\Nalready heard earlier, has more to say. Dialogue: 0,1:12:06.15,1:12:11.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trilader: OK, welcome. It's me again. I've\Nchanged outfits a bit. I'm not here for Dialogue: 0,1:12:11.35,1:12:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Signal Angels anymore, but for Chaos\NPost. So, yeah. We had an online office Dialogue: 0,1:12:16.05,1:12:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this year again, as we had with the DiVOCs\Nbefore. And I've got some mail numbers for Dialogue: 0,1:12:22.57,1:12:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you that should be on the screen right\Nnow. If it's not, if it's on the title Dialogue: 0,1:12:28.98,1:12:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,page, please switch to the first one where\Nit lists a lot of numbers. We had 576 Dialogue: 0,1:12:37.98,1:12:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,messages delivered total. This is numbers\Nfrom around half to six. And 12 of them we Dialogue: 0,1:12:46.37,1:12:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weren't able to deliver because, well,\Nnon-existent mailboxes or full mailboxes Dialogue: 0,1:12:51.21,1:12:58.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mostly. We delivered mail to 43 TLDs, the\Nmost going to Germany, to .de domains, Dialogue: 0,1:12:58.99,1:13:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,followed by .com, .org, .net, and to\NAustria with .at; We had a couple of Dialogue: 0,1:13:06.06,1:13:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,motifs you could choose from, the most\Npopular one was "Fairydust at Sunset", 95 Dialogue: 0,1:13:11.81,1:13:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people selected that. Next slide. About\Nour service quality. We had a minimum Dialogue: 0,1:13:18.05,1:13:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,delay from the message coming in, us\Nchecking it, and it going out for about a Dialogue: 0,1:13:25.30,1:13:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bit more than four seconds. The maximum\Ndelay was about seven hours. That was Dialogue: 0,1:13:29.64,1:13:36.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,overnight, when no agents were ready, or\Nthey were all asleep, or having… being Dialogue: 0,1:13:36.22,1:13:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,busy with, I don't know, the Lounge or\Nsomething? And on average a message took Dialogue: 0,1:13:40.66,1:13:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you, took us 33 minutes from you putting\Nit into our mailbox to it getting out. Dialogue: 0,1:13:47.09,1:13:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some fun facts: We had issues delivering\Nto T-Online at the first two days, but we Dialogue: 0,1:13:52.62,1:13:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,managed to get that fixed. A different\Nmail provider refused our mail because it Dialogue: 0,1:13:57.69,1:14:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,contained the string c3world, the domain\Nin the mail text. And apparently new Dialogue: 0,1:14:05.17,1:14:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,domains are scary, and you can't trust\Nthem or something. We had created a ticket Dialogue: 0,1:14:08.90,1:14:14.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with them, they fixed it, and it was super\Nfast, super nice service. Yeah. Also, some Dialogue: 0,1:14:14.83,1:14:21.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people tried to sent digital postcards to\NMastodon accounts because they looked like Dialogue: 0,1:14:21.09,1:14:26.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,email addresses or something. Another\Nthing that's not on a slide is we had Dialogue: 0,1:14:26.09,1:14:31.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another new feature this time. That was\Nour named recipients. So you could, for Dialogue: 0,1:14:31.87,1:14:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,example, send mail to CERT without knowing\Ntheir address. And they also have a really Dialogue: 0,1:14:39.85,1:14:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nice postcard wall, where you can see all\Nthe postcards you sent them. The link for Dialogue: 0,1:14:44.04,1:14:55.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is on our Twitter. Thank you.\Nysf: Thank you Chaos Post. lindworm, are Dialogue: 0,1:14:55.87,1:14:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you there?\Nlindworm: Ja, ja. Ich bin da, Ich bin da. Dialogue: 0,1:14:59.58,1:15:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hallo, you're hearing me?\Nysf: I hear you. Dialogue: 0,1:15:04.92,1:15:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lindworm: So I have to switch some more.\NIt's kind of stressy for me, really. Dialogue: 0,1:15:12.80,1:15:21.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: You're doing an awesome job. Thank\Nyou for doing it. So just out of Dialogue: 0,1:15:21.37,1:15:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,curiosity, and did you have a problem\Naccepting any cookies or so? Dialogue: 0,1:15:27.76,1:15:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lindworm: No, not really.\Nysf: I heard somewhere. That some really Dialogue: 0,1:15:35.50,1:15:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smart people had problems using the site\Nbecause of cookies. Dialogue: 0,1:15:39.03,1:15:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lindworm: Oh, no, that was not my problem.\NI only couldn't use the site because of Dialogue: 0,1:15:44.80,1:15:54.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,overcrowding. That was often one of my my\Nlittle problems. And please, I hope you Dialogue: 0,1:15:54.19,1:15:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't see what I'm doing right now in the\Nbackground with starting our pets and so Dialogue: 0,1:15:58.75,1:16:11.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on. And what I wanted to say to all of\Nyou, this was the first Congress where we Dialogue: 0,1:16:11.82,1:16:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have so many women and so many non-cis\Npeople running that show and being up Dialogue: 0,1:16:18.85,1:16:25.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,front the camera and making everything up.\NI would really thank you all. Thank you, Dialogue: 0,1:16:25.34,1:16:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you made that possible. And thank you\Nthat we get more and more diverse, year by Dialogue: 0,1:16:30.70,1:16:38.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,year.\Nysf: I can only second that. And now we Dialogue: 0,1:16:38.58,1:16:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are switching to C3 Infrastructure.\Nlindworm: Yeah, we need to. Dialogue: 0,1:16:43.10,1:16:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: I'm sure a lot of questions will be\Nanswered by them. Dialogue: 0,1:16:50.00,1:16:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lindworm: And I try to make up the slides\Nfor that, but I do not find them right Dialogue: 0,1:16:58.21,1:17:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now.\Npatrick: Look mom, I'm on TV. Dialogue: 0,1:17:02.68,1:17:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thies: Yeah. Welcome to the infrastructure\Nreview of the Team Infrastructure. I'm not Dialogue: 0,1:17:11.04,1:17:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quite sure if we have the newest revision\Nof the slides, cause my version of the Dialogue: 0,1:17:15.96,1:17:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stream isn't loading right now. So maybe\Nlindworm, is it possible to press Dialogue: 0,1:17:21.89,1:17:30.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,control-R? And you're seeing a burning\Ncomputer, then we have the actual slides. Dialogue: 0,1:17:30.38,1:17:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Patrick: Let's just Powerpoint Karaoke\Nwithout the background music. Dialogue: 0,1:17:35.47,1:17:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thies: Yeah, and without the PowerPoint\Npresentation in realtime. Now I'm seeing Dialogue: 0,1:17:44.00,1:17:48.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me. Let's wait a few seconds until we see\Na slide. Dialogue: 0,1:17:48.07,1:17:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Patrick: We want to wait the entire stream\Ndelay. Dialogue: 0,1:17:51.80,1:18:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thies: It's just about 30 to one minute.\NPatrick: Well done. Dialogue: 0,1:18:00.19,1:18:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thies: Yeah, I'm thies and I'm waiting.\NAnd this is Patrick, and he's waiting too. Dialogue: 0,1:18:09.96,1:18:19.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but that's in the middle of the\Nslides. Can we go… OK. Yeah. I'm now Dialogue: 0,1:18:19.85,1:18:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seeing something in the middle of the\Nslides, but it seems fine. OK, yeah. We Dialogue: 0,1:18:26.80,1:18:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are the team C3 Infra. rC3 Infra. We are\Ncreating the infrastructure. Next slide. Dialogue: 0,1:18:36.64,1:18:50.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had about nine terabytes of RAM and\N1,700 CPU cores. The whole event there's Dialogue: 0,1:18:50.23,1:18:58.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only one dead SSD that died because\Neverything's broken. We had five dead RAID Dialogue: 0,1:18:58.02,1:19:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,controllers, and didn't bother to replace\Nthe RAID controllers, just replaced them Dialogue: 0,1:19:02.52,1:19:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with new servers. And 100 percent uptime.\NNext slide. We looked about 42 hours on Dialogue: 0,1:19:14.12,1:19:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,starting screens of enterprise servers. 20\Nminutes max is what HP delivered. And we Dialogue: 0,1:19:22.98,1:19:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are now certified enterprise observers. We\Nhad only 27%-ish of visitors using IPv6. Dialogue: 0,1:19:32.33,1:19:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's even less than Google publishes.\NAnd even though we had almost full IPv6 Dialogue: 0,1:19:39.54,1:19:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coverage – except some really, really shady\Nout-of-band management networks – we're Dialogue: 0,1:19:48.01,1:19:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,still not at the IPv6 coverage that we are\Nhoping for. I'm not quite sure if that's Dialogue: 0,1:19:55.37,1:20:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the right slides. But I'm not quite sure\Nwhere we are in the text. Yeah, Patrick. Dialogue: 0,1:20:05.02,1:20:11.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Patrick: Yeah, so before the Congress\Nthere was one prediction: there's no way Dialogue: 0,1:20:11.29,1:20:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it cannot be not DNS. And while it was DNS\Nat least once, so we checked that box. And Dialogue: 0,1:20:17.74,1:20:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's go over to the next topic, OS. We\Nprovisioned about 300 nodes, and it was an Dialogue: 0,1:20:27.09,1:20:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ansible-powered madness. So, yeah, there\Nwas full disk encryption on all nodes. No Dialogue: 0,1:20:33.18,1:20:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IP logged in the access logs, we took\Nextra care of that. And we configured Dialogue: 0,1:20:37.62,1:20:43.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,minimal logging wherever possible, so the\Ncase of some problems we only had WARNINGs Dialogue: 0,1:20:43.47,1:20:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,available. And there are no INFO logs, no\NDEBUG logs; just the minimal logging Dialogue: 0,1:20:50.53,1:20:55.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,configuration. And with some software, we\Nhad to pipe logs to /dev/null because the Dialogue: 0,1:20:55.85,1:21:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,software just wouldn't stop logging IP's,\Nand we didn't want that. So no personal Dialogue: 0,1:21:01.08,1:21:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,data in logs, so no GDPR headache, and\Nyour data is safe with us. The Ansible Dialogue: 0,1:21:06.90,1:21:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,madness I've talked about was a magical\Ndeployment that deep bootstrapped into the Dialogue: 0,1:21:12.03,1:21:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,live system and assimilated into the rC3\Ninfrastructure while it's still running. Dialogue: 0,1:21:18.37,1:21:27.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you didn't boot your machine then\Nwhat? They're just running. When a OS Dialogue: 0,1:21:27.43,1:21:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,deployment was broken, it was almost\Nalways due to a network or routing. At Dialogue: 0,1:21:31.53,1:21:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,least the OS team claims that, and this\Nclaim is disputed by the network team of Dialogue: 0,1:21:37.32,1:21:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,course. One time, the deployment broke\Nbecause of a trigger happy infra angel. Dialogue: 0,1:21:42.72,1:21:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But let's not talk about that. Of course,\Nat this point, we want to announce our Dialogue: 0,1:21:52.45,1:21:58.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,great cooperation with our gold sponsor\Nddos24.net, who provided an excellent Dialogue: 0,1:21:58.37,1:22:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,service of handcrafted request to our\Ninfrastructure. That was a great demand or Dialogue: 0,1:22:05.75,1:22:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,great public demand, with a million\Nrequests per second for a while. But even Dialogue: 0,1:22:14.08,1:22:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during the highest or peak demand, we were\Nable to serve most of these services. We Dialogue: 0,1:22:21.54,1:22:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,provide the infrastructure to the VOC, and\Nthey quickly made use of the provided Dialogue: 0,1:22:27.92,1:22:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infrastructure deployed there. Overall, an\Namazing time to market. We had six Dialogue: 0,1:22:35.62,1:22:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,locations, and those six locations where\Nsome wildly different, special snowflakes Dialogue: 0,1:22:41.25,1:22:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,overall. So we had Düsseldorf, 816 CPU\Ncores there, two terabytes of RAM, and we Dialogue: 0,1:22:49.38,1:22:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had 10 gigabits per second interconnect.\NThere was also a 1 terabit per second Dialogue: 0,1:22:55.20,1:22:59.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Infiniband available, but sadly, we\Ncouldn't use that. It would have been Dialogue: 0,1:22:59.67,1:23:05.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nice. The machines that had a weird and\Nancient IPMI, which made it hard to deploy Dialogue: 0,1:23:05.35,1:23:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there. And the admin on location never\Ndeployed bare metal hardware to a Dialogue: 0,1:23:10.46,1:23:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,datacenter, so there were also some\Nlearning experience there. Fun fact about Dialogue: 0,1:23:15.33,1:23:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Düsseldorf, this was the data center with\Nthe maximum heat. One server, seven units, Dialogue: 0,1:23:20.74,1:23:29.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over 9000 watts of power. 11.6 to be\Nexact. Which is why they had some to take Dialogue: 0,1:23:29.77,1:23:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some creative heat management solutions.\NNext was Frankfurt, there we had 620 Dialogue: 0,1:23:39.88,1:23:47.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gigabits of total uplink capacity, and we\Nactually only used 22 gigabit during peak Dialogue: 0,1:23:47.89,1:23:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,demand. Again, by our premium sponsor:\Nddos24.net. There was zero network Dialogue: 0,1:23:54.43,1:24:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,congestion and 1.5 gigabits per second\Nwere IPv6. So there was no real traffic Dialogue: 0,1:24:02.69,1:24:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,challenge. For the network engineers of\Nyou, it was a full Layer 3 architecture Dialogue: 0,1:24:08.98,1:24:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with MPLS between the WAN routers. And\Nthere was a night shift on the 26the and Dialogue: 0,1:24:15.96,1:24:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,27th for more servers, because some\Nshipments didn't arrive yet. The fun fact Dialogue: 0,1:24:25.40,1:24:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about this datacenter was the maximum\Nbandwidth. Some servers there had 50 Dialogue: 0,1:24:30.35,1:24:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gigabit uplink on the server configured.\NIt was the data center with the maximum Dialogue: 0,1:24:36.73,1:24:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,manual intervention. Of course, we had the\Nmost infrastructure there and it wasn't Dialogue: 0,1:24:41.52,1:24:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oversubscribed at any point. We had some\Nhardware in Stuttgart, which was basically Dialogue: 0,1:24:47.93,1:24:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the easiest deployment. There were also\Nsome night shifts, but the thanks to Dialogue: 0,1:24:53.08,1:24:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neuner and team this was a really easy\Ndeployment. It was also the most silent Dialogue: 0,1:24:58.71,1:25:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DC, so no incident from Day -5 until now.\NSo if you're currently watching from Dialogue: 0,1:25:06.59,1:25:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stuttgart now, you can create some issues\Nbecause now we said it. Wolfsberg was the Dialogue: 0,1:25:13.84,1:25:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smallest DC. We only had three servers and\Nwe managed to kill one hardware RAID Dialogue: 0,1:25:18.42,1:25:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,controller, so we only could use two\Nservers there. So, yeah. And then Hamburg Dialogue: 0,1:25:25.83,1:25:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was the data center with the minimum\Nuptime. We never could deploy to this data Dialogue: 0,1:25:30.98,1:25:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,center because there was a broken netboot\Nand we couldn't provision anything there. Dialogue: 0,1:25:35.49,1:25:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And of course, the sixth data center was\Nthe Hetzler Cloud, where we deployed it on Dialogue: 0,1:25:42.21,1:25:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all locations. Deployment fun facts: we\Nreceived a covid warning from the data Dialogue: 0,1:25:48.22,1:25:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,center. Luckily, it didn't affect us. It\Nwas at another location. But thanks for Dialogue: 0,1:25:52.79,1:25:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the heads-up and the warning. The team\Nleader of a sponsor needed to install Dialogue: 0,1:25:59.71,1:26:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Proxmox in a DC with no knowledge, without\Nany clue what they were doing. We Dialogue: 0,1:26:07.00,1:26:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,installed Proxmox in the Hamburg DC, and\Nno server actually wanted to talk to us, Dialogue: 0,1:26:11.40,1:26:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we had to give up on that. And there\Nhad to be a lorry relocated before we Dialogue: 0,1:26:17.00,1:26:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could deploy other servers. So that's that\Nwas standing in the way there. Now, let's Dialogue: 0,1:26:27.46,1:26:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get to Jitsi. Our peak count were 1,105\Nusers at the same time, on the same Dialogue: 0,1:26:34.88,1:26:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cluster. I don't know if it was at the\Nsame time as the peak user count, but the Dialogue: 0,1:26:41.67,1:26:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,peak conference count was 204 conferences. Dialogue: 0,1:26:44.50,1:26:49.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope we can still beat\Nthat today, but this is data from Dialogue: 0,1:26:49.85,1:26:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yesterday. The peak conference size was 94\Nparticipants in a single conference. And Dialogue: 0,1:26:58.81,1:27:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me give condolences to your computer,\Nbecause that must have been hard on it. Dialogue: 0,1:27:06.78,1:27:14.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our peak outgoing video traffic on the\NJitsi video bridges was 1.3 gigabits per Dialogue: 0,1:27:14.17,1:27:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,second. And we had about three quarters of\Nthe participants were streaming video and Dialogue: 0,1:27:23.72,1:27:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one quarter of them had video disabled.\NInteresting ratio. Our Jitsi deployment Dialogue: 0,1:27:31.75,1:27:38.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was completely automated with Ansible, so\Nit was zero to Jitsi in 15 minutes. We Dialogue: 0,1:27:38.14,1:27:43.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,broke up the Jitsi cluster into four\Nshards to have better scalability and Dialogue: 0,1:27:43.39,1:27:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,resilience. So if one shard went down, it\Nwould only affect part of the conferences Dialogue: 0,1:27:48.36,1:27:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not all of them. Because there are\Nsome infrastructure components that you Dialogue: 0,1:27:53.38,1:28:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can't really scale or cluster, so we went\Nwith with the sharding route. Our Jitsi Dialogue: 0,1:28:00.50,1:28:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,video bridges were at about 42% peak usage\N– excluding our smallest video bridge, Dialogue: 0,1:28:07.64,1:28:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was only eight cores and eight\Ngigabytes, which we added in the beginning Dialogue: 0,1:28:11.40,1:28:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to test some stuff out, and it remained in\Nthere. And yes, we overprovisioned a bit. Dialogue: 0,1:28:17.12,1:28:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There will also be a blog post on our\NJitsi Meet deployment coming in the Dialogue: 0,1:28:21.78,1:28:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,future. And for the next time we, for the\Nupcoming days, we will enable 4K streaming Dialogue: 0,1:28:31.11,1:28:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on there. So why not use that? And we want\Nto say thanks to the FFMEET Projekt, who Dialogue: 0,1:28:40.74,1:28:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,contacted us after our initial load test\Nand gave us some tips to handle load Dialogue: 0,1:28:46.40,1:28:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,effectively and so on. We also tried\Nmaking DECT call-out working. Spent 48 Dialogue: 0,1:28:58.19,1:29:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hours trying to get it to work, but there\Nwere some troubles there. So sadly, no Dialogue: 0,1:29:06.76,1:29:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,adding DECT participants to your Jitsi\Nconferences for now. jitsi.rc3.world will Dialogue: 0,1:29:14.61,1:29:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be running over New Year. So you can use\Nthat to get together with your friends and Dialogue: 0,1:29:22.98,1:29:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so on over the New Year. Stay separate,\Ndon't visit each other please. Don't Dialogue: 0,1:29:27.83,1:29:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,contribute to covid-19 spread. You've got\Nthe alternative there. Now let's go over Dialogue: 0,1:29:35.92,1:29:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to monitoring. thies.\Nthies: Yeah, thanks. First of all, it's Dialogue: 0,1:29:40.96,1:29:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really funny how you edit this page, but\Nreveal.js doesn't work that way until Dialogue: 0,1:29:46.66,1:29:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lindworm reloads the page, which hopefully\Ndoesn't do right now. Everything's fine, Dialogue: 0,1:29:51.82,1:29:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you can leave it to be. Yeah,\Nmonitoring. We had to Prometheus and Dialogue: 0,1:29:58.41,1:30:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alertmanager set up completely driven out\Nof our solemnly one and only source of Dialogue: 0,1:30:04.92,1:30:14.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,truth: our Netbox. We received about\N34 858 critical alerts. It's – looking at Dialogue: 0,1:30:14.35,1:30:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my mobile phone – it's definitely more \Nright now. And about 13,070 warnings. Also Dialogue: 0,1:30:21.34,1:30:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,definitely more right now. And we tended\Nabout 100 of them. The rest was kind of Dialogue: 0,1:30:30.46,1:30:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,useless. Next slide, please. As it's\Nimportant to have an abuse hotline and an Dialogue: 0,1:30:42.49,1:30:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,abuse contact, we received two network\Nabuse messages, both from Hetzner – one of Dialogue: 0,1:30:48.13,1:30:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our providers – letting us know that\Nsomeone doesn't like our infrastructure as Dialogue: 0,1:30:51.95,1:31:01.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,much as we do. Props to ddos24.net. And we\Ngot one call it our abuse hotline, and it Dialogue: 0,1:31:01.73,1:31:09.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was one person who wanted to buy a ticket\Nfrom us – Sadly, we were out of tickets. Dialogue: 0,1:31:09.19,1:31:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next slide, please. Some other stuff. We\Ngot a premium Ansible deployment brought Dialogue: 0,1:31:16.02,1:31:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to you by turing-complete YAML. That sounds\Nscary. And we had about 130k DNS updates Dialogue: 0,1:31:26.05,1:31:32.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks to the World team. At this point\Nthey're really stressing our DNS API with Dialogue: 0,1:31:32.29,1:31:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the re-deployments. And also our DNS,\NPrometheus, and Grafana are deployed on Dialogue: 0,1:31:39.21,1:31:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and by NixOS thanks to flüpke and head\Nover to flüpkes interweb thingy. He wrote Dialogue: 0,1:31:48.02,1:31:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some blog posts about how to deploy stuff\Nwith his NixOS. And the next slide, Dialogue: 0,1:31:54.71,1:32:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please. And the last slide from the team\Nis the list of our sponsors. Huge thanks Dialogue: 0,1:32:02.02,1:32:08.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to all of them. It won't be possible to\Ncreate such a huge event and such loads of Dialogue: 0,1:32:08.21,1:32:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infrastructure without them. And that's\Neverything we have. Dialogue: 0,1:32:15.49,1:32:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ysf: Amazing. Thank you for all you've\Ndone. Truly incredible, and showing Dialogue: 0,1:32:25.71,1:32:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything to the public. So I promised\Nthat there will be a kind of behind the Dialogue: 0,1:32:30.98,1:32:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scenes look of this infrastructure talk or\Nreview. And I really have nothing to do Dialogue: 0,1:32:37.13,1:32:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with it. Everything was done by completely\Ndifferent people. I'm only a Herald, Dialogue: 0,1:32:41.00,1:32:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somehow lost and tumbled into this stream.\NAnd so I'm just going to say switch to Dialogue: 0,1:32:47.04,1:33:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wherever. Show us the magic.\NKarlsruhe: Three hours ago, I got the Dialogue: 0,1:33:03.72,1:33:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,call… Hello and welcome from the last part\Nof the infrastructure review and greetings Dialogue: 0,1:33:10.59,1:33:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from Karlsruhe. So three hours ago, I got\Na call from lindworm and he asked me, how Dialogue: 0,1:33:15.97,1:33:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is it with this last talk we have? It may\Nbe a bit complicated. And he told me, OK, Dialogue: 0,1:33:23.48,1:33:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have a speaker. I'm the Herald. Oh,\Nthat's always so. And then we realized, Dialogue: 0,1:33:28.95,1:33:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, we don't have only one speaker, we\Nhave 24. And so that's why we called Dialogue: 0,1:33:35.11,1:33:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ChaosWest and built up an infrastructure\Nwhich dampfkatze will explain you now in a Dialogue: 0,1:33:41.78,1:33:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,short minute. I think so.\Ndampfkatze: Thank you. Yes. Oh, I lost the Dialogue: 0,1:33:48.20,1:33:57.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sticker. OK, after we called ChaosWest, we\Ncame up with this monstrosity of the video Dialogue: 0,1:33:57.71,1:34:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cluster. And we start here. The teams\Nstreamed via OBS.Ninja onto three Dialogue: 0,1:34:08.78,1:34:19.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ChoasWest studios. They were brought\Ntogether via RTMP on our Mix1 local Dialogue: 0,1:34:19.61,1:34:31.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,studio, and then we pumped that into Mix2,\Nwhich pumped it further to the VOC. The Dialogue: 0,1:34:31.03,1:34:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slides were brought in via another\NOBS.Ninja directly onto Mix2. They came Dialogue: 0,1:34:37.73,1:34:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from lindworm. Also, the closing you will\Nsee shortly hopefully will also come from Dialogue: 0,1:34:43.75,1:34:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there. And ysf and lindworm were directly\Nconnected via OBS.Ninja onto our Mix1 Dialogue: 0,1:34:52.79,1:35:02.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,computer. And Mix2 also has the studio\Ncamera you're watching right now. And for Dialogue: 0,1:35:02.71,1:35:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the background communication, we had a\NMumble connected with our audio matrix. Dialogue: 0,1:35:09.77,1:35:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And lindworm, ysf, and the teams, and we\Nin the studio locally could all talk Dialogue: 0,1:35:17.75,1:35:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,together. And now back to the closing\Nwith… No, to the Herald News Show, I Dialogue: 0,1:35:24.16,1:35:32.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think. lindworm will introduce it to you.\Nlindworm is live. Dialogue: 0,1:35:32.79,1:35:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lindworm: Is ysf still there? Or do you\Ncome with me? So it will take a second or Dialogue: 0,1:35:51.64,1:36:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,billions of years. So thank you very much\Nfor this review. It was as chaotic as the Dialogue: 0,1:36:02.41,1:36:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congress. 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