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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.27,0:00:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (theme music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.32,0:00:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 1)\N...Yale and North Carolina.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.80,0:00:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ooh, Yale. It's college.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.23,0:00:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 1) And here\Nit comes! Oh, Nelly!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.16,0:00:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 2) Sterling\Nmakes another tremendous save!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.10,0:00:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 1) And\NNorth Carolina's wasting no--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.42,0:00:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mother of pearl!!! Woo!\N- Again?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.26,0:00:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my god, it hit him again!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.97,0:00:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 1) Wonderful\Nsave here. Just complete sacrifice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.42,0:00:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 2) The ball\Nflies right past the blockers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.96,0:00:30.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into Sterling's awaiting face.\N- (giggles)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy's gonna get a concussion.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.92,0:00:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 1) Like mythical Atlas,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.96,0:00:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who bore the weight\Nof the world upon his back...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.84,0:00:35.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, Scott.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.74,0:00:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 1) ...so too\Nhas Scott Sterling bore this team...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.08,0:00:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Use your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.87,0:00:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 1) ...Carolina\Nfinally push one through?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.24,0:00:41.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sterling bounce Sterling!\N- Oh! Oh my gosh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.65,0:00:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughing) Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.68,0:00:45.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)\N- (commentators) The legend!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.52,0:00:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 2) His\Nteammates help him to his feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.84,0:00:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentators) Now!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.68,0:00:50.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 2)\NThey raise him heavenward!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.75,0:00:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(raucous cheering)\N- (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.68,0:00:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They're bad teammates.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.52,0:00:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is why I try not to go into sports.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.61,0:00:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 1) The eighth\Nwonder of the world!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.40,0:00:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (commentator 2) The Great Wall...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.52,0:01:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He has no idea what's going on.\NHe doesn't know he won.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.49,0:01:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Man, Scott Sterling:\Nthe man, the myth, the legend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.64,0:01:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (children) "Best\NVolleyball Blocks Ever"!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.64,0:01:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Finebros) So what did we just show you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.87,0:01:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You just showed me\Nvolleyball with a twist.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.83,0:01:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The smartest man in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.93,0:01:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uses his head.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.70,0:01:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's sort of like that soccer one
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.90,0:01:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I also forgot the name of.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.82,0:01:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Finebros) Can you describe for us
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.80,0:01:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what kept happening in the video?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.08,0:01:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's a guy just getting\Nhit in the face 100 times.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.14,0:01:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just why!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.37,0:01:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This guy's getting hit in the head\Na lot from the other team.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.20,0:01:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The two teams are playing volleyball.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.00,0:01:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Scott Sterling kept blocking the shots
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.52,0:01:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with his face.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.73,0:01:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Finebros) Did you think that\Nthis was real sports footage?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.93,0:01:42.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.61,0:01:44.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, it did not look real.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.37,0:01:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you hit\Nsomebody's face purposely?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.14,0:01:47.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This would never happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.44,0:01:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's either lucky\Nor it's just full-on fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.82,0:01:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Finebros) Does it remind you\Nof something you've seen before?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.57,0:01:55.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've seen this before here on this show.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.61,0:01:57.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't remember when. Like...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.23,0:02:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was like... yeah, it was last year.\NI don't know for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.17,0:02:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have I already been here for a year? Dang.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.90,0:02:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Finebros) Which video\Ndid you like better:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.17,0:02:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the soccer shootout video,\Nor this one with volleyball blocks?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.58,0:02:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They're kinda tied.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.90,0:02:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I like them evenly.\NThey're both so hilarious.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.96,0:02:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're seriously gonna\Nask me that question.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.17,0:02:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.26,0:02:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta go with... the soccer.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.11,0:02:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I liked the volleyball one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.20,0:02:22.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Volleyball, for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.76,0:02:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The volleyball one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.79,0:02:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looked like a smidge more realistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.79,0:02:29.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Finebros) Why would a video
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.05,0:02:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about someone getting\Nbadly injured be so popular?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.40,0:02:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (incredulously) How?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.70,0:02:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to know that\Nfor myself, to be honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.61,0:02:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would do science and math,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.96,0:02:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this is not the show to do it on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.11,0:02:42.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- People like to see people get hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.17,0:02:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's kinda funny. You're like, "Ooh!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.99,0:02:48.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I know it hurts the person,\Nbut it's funny to watch,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.52,0:02:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you're not\Nthe person getting hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.12,0:02:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's fake, and you know\Nhe's not really getting hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.44,0:02:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's happening over and over again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.76,0:02:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's like, "What?! How?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.70,0:03:01.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- If someone keeps getting\Nhit over and over again
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.49,0:03:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a volleyball and making points\Nwhile not being conscious,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.24,0:03:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's pretty funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.52,0:03:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪