Imagine if marriage didn't exist,
and you're a guy, and you ask a woman to get married. Imagine what that conversation would be like.
You'd be like "Hey, so, um, you know, we've been hangin' out together all the time,
spending a lot of time together and everything."
[In woman's voice.] "Yeah yeah, I know."
[In man's voice] "I wanna keep doin' that 'til you're dead."
[ Audience laughs. ]
[Imitating woman] "Wh--what??"
[As man] "I wanna keep hangin' out with you 'til one of us dies."
[ Audience laughs. ]
[As man] "Put this ring on your finger so people know we have an arrangement."
[ Audience laughs. ]
[As woman] "Wh...wh... who's that guy?"
[As man] "He's a priest.
"I want you to swear to God you won't back out of this deal."
[ Audience laughs and applauds. ]
[As woman] "Wh... what's he wheeling in?"
[As man] "It's a cake with two tiny dolls that look like us."
[ Audience laughs. ]
"EAT A SLICE!!!"
[ Audience laughs. ]
"Now feed a little bit to me!" [Munching noises.] [Audience laughs.]
[As woman] [Sobbing.] "This is really strange!"
"Why are we doing this??"
[As man] "Tax purposes."
[ Audience laughs and applauds. ]