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Marble columns...

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Elegant, sturdy, [br]and bursting with class.

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Nothing says[br]I've got money and power...

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like [br]marble columns.

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How do I know?

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Because I've been selling [br]marble columns to rich people

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for over [br]10 years.

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I'm talking[br]millionaires.

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You put marble columns [br]in your house,

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that place is gonna[br]look like a mansion.

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Transform your living room!

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The bathroom!

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Even your driveway!

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How much you wanna bet the car[br]pulling up to that driveway is a Rolls-Royce?

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You gotta get yourself [br]some marble columns.

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You like eating [br]breakfast?

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How about eating breakfast [br]in a kitchen with marble columns?

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Ooh lala!

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Now,[br]that's a fancy meal!

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You need a little help[br]in the bedroom department?

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Try some[br]marble columns.

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You could go in at it[br]like the king and queen of France.

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You gotta get yourself [br]some marble columns.

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You don't believe me? [br]Just ask my daughter, Lexi.

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Look at these columns.

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Look at this one! [br]Look at that one!

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Can you believe it? [br]You could stick these things everywhere.

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They'll make your house [br]look like a palace, like a castle.

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People are gonna [br]look at your house and go:

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Who lives there? [br]The pope?

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What is that? [br]The Playboy mansion?

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It's ridiculous!

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Imagine pulling up to your house[br]and seeing these and going:

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Oh my God! [br]I live here!

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How nuts would it be[br]to own this one,

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or that one,

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or this one, [br]or that one?

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You gotta get yourself [br]some marble columns.

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The Romans had them [br]and they didn't do too bad, right?

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Hey, you know what?[br]Take a good look at the White House.

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Notice anything classy[br]on the porch?

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Columns!

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So, come on down [br]to Mike's Marbleopolis

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and get yourself [br]some columns.

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Mike's Marbleopolis [br]2941 Central Avenue in LUNBROOK

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You gotta get yourself [br]some marble columns.