[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.00,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Woman Moaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.50,0:00:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh ! Ohh !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.50,0:00:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ohh.\N- [ Man Moaning ] Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.50,0:00:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh,\Nyou're so good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.50,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh, yes.\NI am the best, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.50,0:00:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Woman On TV ] Oh, yeah !\N- Oh. Oh, that was a tit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.50,0:00:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That is a tit ! Yes !\N- [ Moaning Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.50,0:00:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Woman ] Oh, you're so big !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.50,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah. Yeah,\Nthat's right, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.50,0:00:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Man On TV ] Oh, doggie\Nwants to hide his bone. - [ Woman ] Yes !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.50,0:00:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah !\NI'm bone smugglin', baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.50,0:00:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Man, would you shut up !\N- [ Moaning Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.50,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Jimmy.\NJust wanted to say sweet dreams.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.50,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah.\NSweet dreams. Good night, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.50,0:00:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kiss good night.\N- [ Moaning Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.50,0:01:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Mom ] Something wrong\Nwith the reception ? - Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.50,0:01:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There's-- There's this nature\Nshow that I'm trying to watch. - [ Man On TV ] Take it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.50,0:01:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And the birds are\Nall scrambled and I can't even-- - [ Woman On TV ] Do me ! Yes !
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.50,0:01:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Jimmy Groans ]\N- Baby ! Ride me like a pony !
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.50,0:01:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The thing must be broken or I\Nsat on the remote or something. - [ Moans Continue ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.50,0:01:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Getting ready for bed, son ?\N- Yup, I'm all set, Dad. I'm all set.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.50,0:01:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah ?\N- No ! No, I think he's tried to watch some illegal channels.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.50,0:01:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Illegal-- Illegal channels ?\N- This is just bad reception, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.50,0:01:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[ Man On TV ] Oh, spank my hairy ass !\N-What's that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.50,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ooh, baby !\N- You know what ? Here. Just give me this, please--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.50,0:01:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, my God !\N- And let's get this-- Ohh !
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.50,0:01:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, okay. Let's, uh-- What the hell's\Nthe matter with this thing ?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.50,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Woman On TV ] Yes !
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.50,0:01:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Boy ] Illegal channels ?\NShit !
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there's any channel that\Nshould be illegal, it's that "all-woman's" channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.50,0:01:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lifetime supply\Nof pantyhose or some shit. - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.50,0:02:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, uh, did you see The Little Mermaid\Non TV the other night ?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.50,0:02:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.\N- Ariel, man. She's so hot !
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.50,0:02:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, Oz. But not when she's on land.\N- She's a mermaid, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.50,0:02:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Boy ] Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's\Nparty. We got to go. It'll be great.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.50,0:02:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Vicky ] Why ? All that\Nhappens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.50,0:02:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.50,0:02:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Vicky ] Now, come on, Kevin.\NOpen it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.50,0:02:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky.\NYou got in.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.50,0:02:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you think so,\Njust open it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.50,0:02:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fine.\N- ** [ Rock ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.50,0:02:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.50,0:02:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Dear Miss Latham: We're sorry but\Nafter keeping you on the waiting list...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.50,0:02:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the past couple of months, we've\Ndecided that you are now rejected."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.50,0:02:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Shut up !\N- [ Both Giggling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.50,0:02:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You got in.\N- [ Squeals ] Yes ! I love you !
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.50,0:02:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Continuing ]\N- [ Chuckling ] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.50,0:03:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you think I should wear\Nthis shirt to Stifler's party ?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.50,0:03:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Scoffs ] You've worn that shirt for,\Nlike, three days in a row, man !
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.50,0:03:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys.\NShe said it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.50,0:03:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Said what ? [ Chuckles ]\N- She said she loves me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.50,0:03:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Holy shit, dude ! The "L" word ?\N- Oh, man !
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.50,0:03:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cornell's not\Nthat far from "U" of "M."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.50,0:03:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's only,\Nlike, seven hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.50,0:03:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and you get\Nto drive across Canada.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.50,0:03:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Beautiful country.\N- Whatever. It's doable.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.50,0:03:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-What we should\Ndo today, in band.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.50,0:03:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead of playing\Nour instruments regularly, we should play them backwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.50,0:03:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That'll be so funny !\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.50,0:03:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1}-{\b0} [ Noodling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.50,0:03:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No offense, but you're talking\Nabout a post-high school, long-distance relationship.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.50,0:03:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you and Kevin\Nhaven't even done it yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.50,0:03:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not why\Nwe're going out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.50,0:03:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you expect him to drive\Nto Cornell for ? Milk and cookies ?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.50,0:03:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna have sex\Nwhen he's ready and I'm ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.50,0:03:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got to be\Ncompletely perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.50,0:03:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want the right time, the right moment,\Nthe right place--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.50,0:03:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vicky, it's not\Na space shuttle launch. It's sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.50,0:04:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Finch.\N- Here's the man we are looking for.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.50,0:04:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gentlemen.\N- What's goin' on, buddy ?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.50,0:04:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Same ol'--\N- [ Sighs ] Finch. You got the Latin homework ?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.50,0:04:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.\N[ Speaks Latin, Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.50,0:04:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It means, "My dog ate it."\NIt's Latin. It's a joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.50,0:04:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's a Latin joke.\N- Yeah, Latin. Just drink your coffee.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.50,0:04:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, Jim, it's mochaccino.\N- What ?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.50,0:04:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I'm drinking, it's mochaccino.\NIt's not coffee.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.50,0:04:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Boy ] 'Nova !
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.50,0:04:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Both Grunting ]\N- What's up, dude ?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.50,0:04:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You comin' to the party\Ntonight, Ozzie, you fuckface ?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.50,0:04:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, depends if my date\Nwants to stop by.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.50,0:04:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm workin' on somethin' new.\N- I got an idea about something new.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.50,0:04:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about you guys\Nactually locate your dicks,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.50,0:04:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remove the shrink-wrap\Nand fucking use them !
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.50,0:04:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, it's gonna happen.\NShe's a college chick.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.50,0:04:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Scoffs ] Oh, right.\NI'll see you guys tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.50,0:04:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll look for you in the no-fucking\Nsection. [ Mocking Laugh ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.50,0:04:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Self-Deprecating Chuckle ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.50,0:04:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Self-Deprecating Chuckle ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.50,0:05:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. I'm shooting for a\N9:00 E.T.A. Beer in hand by five after.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.50,0:05:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Breath check.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.50,0:05:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you.\N- [ Gargling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.50,0:05:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Hacks ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.50,0:05:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I wish you wouldn't do that.\N- So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight ?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.50,0:05:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a foolproof plan,\Nmy friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.50,0:05:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a serious question\Nto ask you guys. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.50,0:05:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian\Nchick ? She might be there tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.50,0:05:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, do you think she would prefer...\N[ Clears Throat ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.50,0:05:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iaid-back Jim...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.50,0:05:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.50,0:05:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Clears Throat ]\Ncool, hip Jim ?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.50,0:05:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think it really matters\Nwith that shirt you're wearing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.50,0:05:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What ? Correct me if I'm wrong but\Nyou're the one with the girlfriend...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.50,0:05:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're still\Nstranded on third base.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.50,0:05:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, at least I know what\Nthird base feels like, okay ?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.50,0:05:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're still just a batboy.\N- Batboy. Batboy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.50,0:05:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Laughs ]\N- What are you talking about ?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.50,0:05:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.50,0:05:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What exactly does\Nthird base feel like ?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.50,0:06:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna\Ntake this one ?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.50,0:06:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Like warm apple pie.\N- Yeah ? - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.50,0:06:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Apple pie, huh ?\N- Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.50,0:06:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- McDonald's or homemade ?\N- [ Scooter Engine Starts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.50,0:06:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gentlemen,\Ndestiny awaits.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.50,0:06:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Engine Stalls ]\N- [ Boys Chuckle ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.50,0:06:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Engine Stalls ]\N- [ Boys Chuckle ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.50,0:06:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Rock ]\N- -{\b1} It's been one week since you looked at me -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.50,0:06:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Cocked your head to the side\Nand said, I'm angry -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.50,0:06:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's number five and six\Nfor the Stif-meister !
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.50,0:06:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Continues ]\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.50,0:06:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Gasps ]\N- Oops !
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.50,0:06:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Holy !\N- H-Hey !
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.50,0:06:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nadia ! Buenos dias.\NGlad you could make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.50,0:06:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'll be back for you later.\N- [ Door Bell Chimes ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.50,0:06:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Snapping Fingers ]\N- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.50,0:06:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Another party sultan !\N- How ya doin' ?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.50,0:06:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Stifler's\NPalace of Love, fellas.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.50,0:06:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The keg's back there ! Enjoy !\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.50,0:06:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vicky, Jessica ! Great to see you.\NGlad you could make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.50,0:07:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haha, bitches !
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.50,0:07:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sherman !\N- Hey !
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.50,0:07:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck\Nare you doin' here ?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.50,0:07:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fellas !\NWhat's goin' on ?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.50,0:07:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fellas !\NWhat's goin' on ?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.50,0:07:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sherman. Not much. Just, uh,\Nscopin' the babes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.50,0:07:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Indeed ! Some fine ladies here, boys.\N- Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.50,0:07:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Confidence is high.\NRepeat. Confidence is high.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.50,0:07:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sherman is movin'\Nto DEFCON 2.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.50,0:07:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Full strategic arsenal\Nready for deployment. - Hey !
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.50,0:07:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have somethin'\Ngoin' tonight, Sherman ?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.50,0:07:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see that\NCentral chick, Bernette ?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.50,0:07:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Um, no.\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.50,0:07:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's around.\NSeems she's taken a liking to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.50,0:07:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fellas, it's time\Nshe experienced... the Shermanator.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.50,0:07:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, okay,\NSherman. Whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.50,0:07:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a sophisticated sex robot\Nsent back through time...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.50,0:07:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to change the future\Nfor one lucky lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.50,0:07:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go get 'em, tiger.\N- [ Imitates Schwarzenegger ] I'll be back !
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.50,0:08:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hopeless.\N- Completely.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.50,0:08:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi.\N- Hey, Vic.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.50,0:08:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit.\NGuys-- Guys--
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.50,0:08:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's Nadia and\Nshe just looked at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.50,0:08:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She just looked at me.\N- Well, why don't you go talk to her ?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.50,0:08:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.50,0:08:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you're right, Kev.\NI should just go talk to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.50,0:08:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Laughing ]\N- [ Indistinct ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.50,0:08:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah,\NI could do that. Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.50,0:08:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.\N[ Clears Throat ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.50,0:08:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kev ? Kev ? Ke--
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.50,0:08:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Clattering ]\N- [ Groan ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.50,0:08:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Yeah.\N[ Indistinct ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.50,0:08:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} At last -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.50,0:08:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} My love -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.50,0:08:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Has come along -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.50,0:09:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} My lonely days -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.50,0:09:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Are over -{\b0}\N- [ Laughs ] That's great !
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.50,0:09:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And life\Nis like a song -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.50,0:09:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Oh, yeah, yeah -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.50,0:09:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} At last -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.50,0:09:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See ya later.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.50,0:09:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} The stars above -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.50,0:09:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Rock ]\N- [ Doorbell Chimes ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.50,0:09:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Blaring ]\N- We're here for the party.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.50,0:09:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What party ?\NThere's no party. [ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.50,0:09:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Slurred, lndistinct ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.50,0:09:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Weird.\NTry the house down the street.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.50,0:09:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Oz ] So, what's your major ?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.50,0:09:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Girl ] Post-modern feminist thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.50,0:09:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cool.\NGreat night, isn't it ?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.50,0:10:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.50,0:10:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's just somethin' about the\Nspringtime that's just cool, you know ?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.50,0:10:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Like the smell\Nof fresh rain or somethin'. - Mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.50,0:10:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suck me, beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.50,0:10:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you just say ?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.50,0:10:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Suck me, beautiful.\N- [ Laughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.50,0:10:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My friends call me "'Nova,"\Nas in Casanova.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.50,0:10:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's pathetic.\N[ Laughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.50,0:10:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jeez, you don't\Nhave to laugh at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.50,0:10:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, there's just some things\Nyou need to learn, that's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.50,0:10:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Like what ?\N- Well, you've got to tone it down.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.50,0:10:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't need to come\Nto a place like Lookout Point...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.50,0:10:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and spout off\Ncheeseball lines to be romantic.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.50,0:10:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.\N- You have to pay attention to a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.50,0:10:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be sensitive to her feelings.\NRelationships are reciprocal.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.50,0:10:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Casanova.\NI'll take you back to your friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.50,0:10:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Power Windows Hum ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.50,0:11:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vicky, think it's time to take\Nthe next step in our relationship ?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.50,0:11:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Tonight ?\N- Yeah, it's such a perfect evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.50,0:11:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it's how you've\Nalways pictured it, isn't it ?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.50,0:11:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Boy ] Damn, my parts fuckin' stink !
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.50,0:11:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Boy #2 ] Dude, you gotta take\Na shit ! You smell like a Yeti !
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.50,0:11:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.50,0:11:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.50,0:11:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Zipper Unzips ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.50,0:11:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You actually\Nsaid that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.50,0:11:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Laughs Hysterically ]\N- Shut up !
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.50,0:11:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You did a hell of a lot better\Nthan I did with Nadia.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.50,0:11:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thanks, Jim, that's great.\NThat's really reassuring.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.50,0:11:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, no problem,\N'Nova.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.50,0:11:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, don't call me 'Nova anymore.\NI'm a-- I'm a fraud.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.50,0:11:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys\Nare pathetic.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.50,0:11:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna find myself\Na little hottie.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.50,0:11:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Suck me, beautiful" !\N[ Mocking Laugh ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.50,0:11:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Continues ]\N- [ Heavy Breathing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.50,0:11:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Let me know.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.50,0:12:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep going.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.50,0:12:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should be able\Nto talk to girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.50,0:12:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm articulate.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.50,0:12:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I got a 720\Non my S.A.T. verbal.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.50,0:12:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bullshit.\NThere's no way.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.50,0:12:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kid you not, man.\NLook. Listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.50,0:12:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Copious. Verisimilitude.\N- Mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.50,0:12:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Moaning ]\NOh, ohh. Now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.50,0:12:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.50,0:12:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Moaning, Grunting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.50,0:12:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Fizzing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.50,0:12:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suck me,\Nbeautiful !
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.50,0:12:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Damn it, Stifler.\N- Checkout time !
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.50,0:12:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Please, vacate the room.\N- You are such a jerk.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.50,0:12:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, I can't believe how many\Ncool people are at this party.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.50,0:12:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup.\N[ Chuckles, Snaps Fingers ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.50,0:12:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you got\Na keg too !
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.50,0:12:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow !\N- Indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.50,0:13:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wait.\NI left my beer downstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.50,0:13:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. No.\NHere, babe !
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.50,0:13:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Giggles ]\NThanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.50,0:13:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're really\Nbeautiful. Oh--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.50,0:13:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Really ?\N- [ Sighs ] Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.50,0:13:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Both Giggle ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.50,0:13:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Muffled Chuckle ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.50,0:13:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what ? I don't know\Nif I want to be doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.50,0:13:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Doing what ?\N- You know, like, if we hook up tonight,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.50,0:13:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tomorrow I'll just be some girl\Nyou go telling all your friends about.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.50,0:13:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Incredulous Chuckle ]\NNo way !
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.50,0:13:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve, you could at least look at me\Nwhen you say that !
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.50,0:13:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Sighs ]\NLook. Sarah,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.50,0:14:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-- I wouldn't go telling\Nstories or anything about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.50,0:14:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I promise.\NSo, just... relax,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.50,0:14:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take it slow... and\Nlet the good times roll.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.50,0:14:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.50,0:14:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Gulps, Exhales ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.50,0:14:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong ?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.50,0:14:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong ?\NWhat is it ?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.50,0:14:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Xenophobic.\N- [ Scream ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.50,0:14:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Whimpering ]\NOh !
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.50,0:14:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Regurgitation.\N- I know that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.50,0:14:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kevin likes it.\N- He likes getting head.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.50,0:14:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gee, what a total shocker.\NWhat about you, Vicky ?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.50,0:14:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, h-have you just\Nnever had one with Kevin...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.50,0:14:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or have you never\Nhad one, period ?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.50,0:14:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've had one.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.50,0:14:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.50,0:15:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a no. No wonder\Nyou're not psyched about sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.50,0:15:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You tell me you never\Neven had one manually ?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.50,0:15:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've never tried it.\N- You've never double-clicked your mouse ?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.50,0:15:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Coughing, Vomiting ]\N- Ha-ha, nice !
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.50,0:15:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Laughing ]\N- Jesus ! Stifler, how much did you drink, man ?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.50,0:15:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Stifler ?\NHow's the pale ale ?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.50,0:15:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fuck you ! [ Vomits ]\N- Ooh, whoo !
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.50,0:15:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Kevin ] That's Stifler's mom ?\N- [ Jim ] Yup.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.50,0:15:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman\Nlike this produced a guy like Stifler.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.50,0:15:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dude, that chick's a "MILF."\N- What the hell is that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.50,0:15:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- M-l-L-F-- Mom I'd like to fuck.\N- Yeah, dude !
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.50,0:15:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh-ho, yeah !
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.50,0:15:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Together ] Yeah ! MILF ! MILF !\N- Hey, guys-- Guys. Guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.50,0:15:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come here.\N- Sherman, what's goin' on ?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.50,0:15:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, uh-- Don't you think you fellas\Ncould try a little tact ?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.50,0:15:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got company,\Nif you know what I mean ?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.50,0:16:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's hot !
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.50,0:16:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Door Slams ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.50,0:16:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If Sherman has sex before I do,\NI'm gonna be really pissed.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.50,0:16:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sherman ? [ Chuckles ]\NThe Shermanator ?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.50,0:16:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Both Laugh ]\N- Come on, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.50,0:16:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Together ]\NMILF ! MILF !
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.50,0:16:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MILF ! MILF ! Dude, hey, dude.\NWhat are you doin' to her, dude ?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.50,0:16:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God,\Nbro, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.50,0:16:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Chuckles ]\N- Enough of this blow job bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.50,0:16:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I gotta get laid already.\N- [ Vicky ] That's nice. Really, really nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.50,0:16:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can I have a ride ?\N- Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.50,0:16:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Kevin ] Vicky, wait.\N- Not for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.50,0:16:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeti !\NI am the Yeti !
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.50,0:16:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Finch ] Good morning, gentlemen.\N- Finch.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.50,0:17:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where were you last night, huh ?\NWhat happened to that foolproof plan of yours ?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.50,0:17:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I was going for a fashionably-late\Nentrance and I was too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.50,0:17:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So,\Nno ladies left.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.50,0:17:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Sherman ] It was a very\Nspecial night, very special.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.50,0:17:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Girl Giggling ]\N- Guys. Guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.50,0:17:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'll never forget this.\N- Oh, I'll never forget it, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.50,0:17:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Sherman ] Thank you.\N- Uhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.50,0:17:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Girl ] Well, bye.\N- Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.50,0:17:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.50,0:17:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Door Closes ]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.50,0:17:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fellas, say good-bye\Nto Chuck Sherman, the boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.50,0:17:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I... am now a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.50,0:17:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I highly recommend\Nyou join the club.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.50,0:17:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were doin' the wild thing...\Nall night. I'm exhausted.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.50,0:17:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get it. I mean,\Nhow the hell did you do that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.50,0:17:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was just my time.\NIt was just my time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.50,0:17:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Best of luck\Nto you boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.50,0:18:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I cannot believe this.\N- Come on, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.50,0:18:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, we should\Nbe happy for Sherman.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.50,0:18:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Sighs ]\NNo, we shouldn't be.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.50,0:18:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I put in months\Nof quality time with Vicky.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.50,0:18:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sherman meets a chick\Nfor one night and scores.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.50,0:18:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is just wrong.\N- No shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.50,0:18:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How the hell am I supposed\Nto become Mr. Sensitive Man ?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.50,0:18:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, we're all gonna go to college\Nas virgins. You realize this, right ?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.50,0:18:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, they probably have special dorms\Nfor people like us.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.50,0:18:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. I got an idea.\NBut it's got to stay between us.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.50,0:18:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really simple. We just\Ngot to make an agreement.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.50,0:18:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, nah. It's--\NIt's more than an agreement.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.50,0:18:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What ? A bet ?\N- A pact.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.50,0:18:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No money involved.\NMore important than any bet.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.50,0:18:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the deal.\NWe all get laid before we graduate.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.50,0:18:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, it's not like I haven't\Nbeen trying to get laid.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.50,0:18:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think about when you work out, Oz.\NYou gotta have someone there, right ?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.50,0:18:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone to spot you.\NSomeone to keep you motivated.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.50,0:19:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's exactly what\Nwe can do for each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.50,0:19:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, we'll be there\Nto keep each other on track.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.50,0:19:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Separately, we are flawed\Nand vulnerable, but together,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.50,0:19:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we are the masters\Nof our sexual destiny.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.50,0:19:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Their tiger-style\Nkung fu is strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.50,0:19:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But our dragon-style\Nwill defeat it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.50,0:19:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Guys !\N- The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite !
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.50,0:19:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fight, and find out who is number one.\N- Guys !
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.50,0:19:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on. You're ruining my moment here.\NThis is our very manhood at stake.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.50,0:19:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We must make\Na stand, here and now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.50,0:19:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No longer will our penises\Nremain flaccid and unused !
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.50,0:19:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We will fight for every man out there\Nwho isn't getting laid and should be.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.50,0:19:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is our day.\NThis is our time.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.50,0:19:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, by God, we will not stand by and\Nwatch history condemn us into celibacy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.50,0:19:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Amen. Yes.\N- I like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.50,0:19:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We will make a stand. We will succeed.\N-'Bout time !
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.50,0:19:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We will get laid !\N- Yeah ! - Yeah !
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.50,0:19:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Cheering, Whooping ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.50,0:19:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, the sex: It's got\Nto be valid, consensual sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.50,0:20:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No prostitutes.\NThat's what you're thinkin', Finch. - [ Sucking Air ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.50,0:20:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughs ]\NBusted.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.50,0:20:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, basically,\Nprom is our last chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.50,0:20:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, dude. Prom sucks.\N- I know,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.50,0:20:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you gotta think\Nabout it this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.50,0:20:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, all the parties afterwards ?\NThe chicks are going to want to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.50,0:20:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah-yeah, he's right. It's,\Nlike tradition or something. - The Rose Bowl.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.50,0:20:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, that gives us--\N- Exactly three weeks to the day.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.50,0:20:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We're gonna do this.\N- All right, to the next step ! - Next step !
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.50,0:20:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Together ] Next step !\N[ Whooping ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.50,0:20:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Together ] Next step !\N[ Whooping ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.50,0:20:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I have visions I was in them\NI was lookin' into the mirror -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.50,0:20:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} To see a little bit clearer -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.50,0:20:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} The rottenness\Nand evil in me -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.50,0:20:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Fingertips have memories I can't\Nforget the curves of your body -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.50,0:20:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And when I feel\Na bit naughty -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.50,0:20:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I run it up\Nthe flagpole and see -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.50,0:20:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Who salutes\Nbut no one ever does -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.50,0:21:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I'm not sick\Nbut I'm not well -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.50,0:21:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I'm not sick\Nbut I'm not well -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.50,0:21:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And I'm so hot -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.50,0:21:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} 'Cause I'm in hell -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.50,0:21:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Been around the world and found\Nthat only stupid people are breeding -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.50,0:21:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} The cretins\Ncloning and feeding -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.50,0:21:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, did you get the flowers ?\N- -{\b1} And I don't even own a TV -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.50,0:21:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Hear the voices in my head\NI swear to God -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.50,0:21:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} It sounds like\Nthey're snoring -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.50,0:21:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} But if you're poor\Nand you're boring -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.50,0:21:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} The agony and the irony -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.50,0:21:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} They're killing me -{\b0}\NWhoa !
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.50,0:21:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I'm not sick\Nbut I'm not well -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.50,0:21:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And I'm so hot -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.50,0:21:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} 'Cause I'm in hell -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.50,0:21:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry. You'll\Nget her back soon enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.50,0:21:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You think so ?\N- Sure, she likes you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.50,0:21:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I like her too.\N- Do you love her ?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.50,0:21:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I like her too.\N- Do you love her ?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.50,0:21:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, you know what ?\NYou can't really ask me that.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.50,0:22:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if you want to get\Nher in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.50,0:22:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's how I was duped.\N- Look, Jessica,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.50,0:22:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-l don't want\Nto dupe her.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.50,0:22:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.\NWhat you need to do...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.50,0:22:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is learn how to press\Na girl's buttons.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.50,0:22:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to give her\Nwhat she's never had.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.50,0:22:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's that ?\N- Let me give you a hint.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.50,0:22:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Orgasmic Moans ]\NOhh, Kev ! Uhh. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.50,0:22:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ? Comprende ?\N- You mean an orgasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.50,0:22:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You got it, stud !\N- Well, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.50,0:22:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm-l'm pretty sure that I've...\Ngiven her a--
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.50,0:22:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, you haven't.\N- Well, there was one time--
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.50,0:22:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.\N- Oh, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.50,0:22:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Look, kid, it's up to you.\NThe big "L" or the big "O." - Dickhead !
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.50,0:22:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You gotta see this.\N- [ Vocal Group ] -{\b1} Do you believe in -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.50,0:22:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Magic in a young girl's heart -{\b0}\N- -{\b1} Ooh, ooh -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.50,0:22:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} How the music can free her\Nwhenever it starts -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.50,0:22:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And it's magic\Nif the music is groovy -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.50,0:23:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} It makes you feel happy -{\b0}\N- What did you cocks do to him ?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.50,0:23:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} I'll tell you about the magic\NIt'll free your soul -{\b0} - -{\b1} Ooh, ooh, ooh -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.50,0:23:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} But it's like tryin' to tell\Na stranger 'bout rock 'n' roll -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.50,0:23:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great.\NSee you next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.50,0:23:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, guys.\NCame to watch me in action ? - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.50,0:23:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I-l think you sounded pretty good.\N- Yeah, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.50,0:23:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you need\Nyour balls reattached.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.50,0:23:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, keep it down, dude.\N- What the fuck are you doing here ?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.50,0:23:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This place\Nis an untapped resource.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.50,0:23:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean,\Ncheck it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.50,0:23:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- These vocal jazz girls are hot.\N- Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late ?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.50,0:23:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Maybe he's preparing for\Nanother senior year at East ? - [ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.50,0:23:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys,\Nwe don't even know him.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.50,0:23:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You dipshit !
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.50,0:23:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're expecting\Nto score with some...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.50,0:23:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goody-goody\Nchoirgirl priss ?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.50,0:23:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These chicks don't know me. I can work\Nthe sensitive angle here, fellas !
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.50,0:23:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, it's just like\Nthat college chick told me.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.50,0:24:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All that you gotta do\Nis just ask 'em questions...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.50,0:24:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and listen to what\Nthey have to say and shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.50,0:24:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, man.\NThat sounds like a lot of work !
Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.50,0:24:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Knocking ]\N- Uh, just a second !
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.50,0:24:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come in. Come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.50,0:24:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Jim, you're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.50,0:24:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I was just walking\Nby your room and uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.50,0:24:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy,\Nit's been a long time since we've had...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.50,0:24:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a little\Nfather-son, uh-uh, chat."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.50,0:24:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh ! I almost forgot.\NI, uh, I bought some magazines.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.50,0:24:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you just want to flip\Nto the center section ?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.50,0:24:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this is the--\Nthis is the, uh, female form.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.50,0:24:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they have\Nfocused on the breasts,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.50,0:24:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh, which are used primarily\Nto, uh, feed young infants...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.50,0:24:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and, uh-- and also, uh, in foreplay.\N- Right. [ Clears Throat ]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.50,0:25:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is, uh--\NThis is Hustler.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.50,0:25:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is a much\Nmore exotic magazine.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.50,0:25:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, they have decided to focus\Non the, uh, pubic region--
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.50,0:25:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Right. Uh-huh.\N- The whole groin area.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.50,0:25:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at the expression on her face.\NYou see that ? See what's she's doing ?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.50,0:25:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's kind of looking\Nright into your eyes saying,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.50,0:25:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, big boy.\NHey, how ya doin' ?"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.50,0:25:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You see ?\N- Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.50,0:25:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shaved is a magazine\NI'm not too familiar with,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:33.50,0:25:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- but, again,\Nif you flip to the center... - [ Sighs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.50,0:25:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Clears Throat ]\Nsection--
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.50,0:25:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you see the detail that, uh,\Nthat they go into in this picture here.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.50,0:25:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh-huh. Yeah.\N- It almost looks like a tropical plant or something...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.50,0:25:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- underwater... thing.\N- Yeah. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.50,0:25:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you know what a clitoris is ?\N- Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:53.50,0:25:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, don't say, "Oh--"\N- Yes, I know what a clitoris is.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.50,0:25:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do.\NI forgot you've been there and back.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.50,0:25:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know everything--\N- I've learned about it in Sex Ed--
Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.50,0:26:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I really don't need you\Nto talk about clitoris. - I'm trying to make this painless--
Dialogue: 0,0:26:02.50,0:26:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know what ?\NI'm sorry. Okay ? I'm sorry. - No-no-no.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:05.50,0:26:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.\N- I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.50,0:26:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shouldn't\Nhave got hot there.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.50,0:26:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know what\NI'm going to do, Jim.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.50,0:26:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to just\Nleave these books here...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.50,0:26:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for you to, uh, peruse at your, uh--\Nat your leisure.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.50,0:26:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait !\N[ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:26:26.50,0:26:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, safer\Nthan a tube sock.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:28.50,0:26:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Sighs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.50,0:26:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, that-- That was good.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.50,0:26:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- See you at dinner.\N- Uh, yeah. I'll see you at dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.50,0:26:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Finch,\Nthis is your plan ?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.50,0:26:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I don't think girls are\Ninto the whole mini-golf thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.50,0:26:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kevin, I'm sure\Nthat they're not.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.50,0:26:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, there is one small matter that\NI need to ask for your cooperation in.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.50,0:26:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- In the spirit of this\Nwhole pact, you know ? - Sure, what do you need ?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.50,0:26:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever you hear about me, you agree.\NAnd tell all the boys the same thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.50,0:27:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I gotta go.\NSixteen minutes round-trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.50,0:27:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, Finch,\Nit's-- it's senior year.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.50,0:27:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, don't you think it's time you\Nlearned how to take a dump at school ?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.50,0:27:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When was the last time you looked\Nat the facilities in this school ?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.50,0:27:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Murmuring ]
Dialogue: 0,0:27:17.50,0:27:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Grunts ]\N- Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.50,0:27:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, that's\NPaul Finch, right ?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:23.50,0:27:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- Well, you've seen him in the locker room, right ?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:26.50,0:27:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh, yeah.\N- So, my friends, they want to know. Is it true ?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.50,0:27:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know,\Nthat he's... equipped.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.50,0:27:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea. Finch showers\Nwith his bathing suit on.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:38.50,0:27:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.50,0:27:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a matter of fact, it is true.\NThe guy's huge !
Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.50,0:27:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Does he have a date for the prom yet ?\N- No, definitely not.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.50,0:27:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:50.50,0:27:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, man !
Dialogue: 0,0:27:53.50,0:27:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was thinking maybe you could\Ngive me some advice, brother to brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.50,0:28:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you might know a trick\Nor somethin' to make her--
Dialogue: 0,0:28:01.50,0:28:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Orgasm ?\N- Yeah. - What's good here ?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.50,0:28:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Try the spicy tuna hand roll.\N- What ?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.50,0:28:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How do you do that ?\N- Hey, never mind that. Listen, pay attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.50,0:28:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that all that you're interested in,\Ntryin' to get your girl into bed ?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.50,0:28:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it'd be good to be able\Nto, you know, return the favor.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.50,0:28:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be nice to know she enjoys\Nthings as much as I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.50,0:28:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See that ? That's good. That's what\NI wanted to hear. Now, you qualify.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.50,0:28:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Qualify for what ?\N- My man, you've just inherited the Bible.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:30.50,0:28:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It originally started\Nas a sex manual,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.50,0:28:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this book that some guys\Nbrought back from Amsterdam.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:37.50,0:28:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And each year it got passed on to one\NEast student who was worthy.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.50,0:28:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff\Nthat guys have added over the years.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.50,0:28:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you have to keep it a secret\Nand return it at the end of the year.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.50,0:28:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.\NSo now you know. Good luck.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.50,0:29:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} lf you believe in magic -{\b0}\N- -{\b1} Ooh, magic -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.50,0:29:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Don't you bother to choose if it's\Njug band music or rhythm and blues -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.50,0:29:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Just go and listen\NIt will start with a smile -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.50,0:29:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} That won't wipe off your face\Nno matter how hard you try -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:29:16.50,0:29:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Your feet start tappin' and you can't\Nseem to find how you got there -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.50,0:29:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Do you believe in magic -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.50,0:29:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Scooby-dooby doo bah scoo-scooby-dooby\Ndooby-dooby doo bah -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.50,0:29:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Yeah, magic -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.50,0:29:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.50,0:29:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh, sorry.\N- No, it was good.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.50,0:29:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it, uh--\NIt came from the heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.50,0:29:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, keep it coming.\NAll right, people, good work !
Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.50,0:29:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, don't forget. The state\Ncompetition's a couple of weeks away,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.50,0:29:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so keep on it, okay ?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:03.50,0:30:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not bad, Chris.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.50,0:30:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really ?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:09.50,0:30:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, uh,\NHeather, right ?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:11.50,0:30:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:30:13.50,0:30:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you've got this sort of\NFrank Sinatra thing going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.50,0:30:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Chuckles ] Right. I feel like I've\Ndiscovered this whole new side of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.50,0:30:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, uh,\Nmusic is so expressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:23.50,0:30:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Chuckles ] Okay.\NI mean, I agree, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.50,0:30:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aren't you supposed to be out,\Nlike, trying to decapitate someone...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:30.50,0:30:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-with your lacrosse stick or something ?\N-Oh, sure. Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:34.50,0:30:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I know what\Npeople think. It's like,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.50,0:30:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oz, he's just this\Nkick-ass lacrosse player."
Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.50,0:30:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I also play football,\Nby the way, but that's, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.50,0:30:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- that's not all that I am, you know ?\N- Of course, I didn't--
Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.50,0:30:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it really bothers me when\Npeople try to pigeonhole me like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.50,0:30:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.50,0:30:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think\NI don't get that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.50,0:30:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, it's like just because I don't\Nget drunk and barf every weekend...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:58.50,0:31:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that people say, "Oh, look. There's\Nthis Goody Two-Shoes choirgirl priss."
Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.50,0:31:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. So, like,\Nwhat else do you do ?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:07.50,0:31:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well,\Nthe same things you do,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.50,0:31:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iike hang out\Nwith friends and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:13.50,0:31:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why ? What do you think I do ?\N- Oh, l--
Dialogue: 0,0:31:16.50,0:31:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just realized that I don't\Nknow anything about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.50,0:31:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I was interested.\N- Oh, well, what do you want to know ?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.50,0:31:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know,\Nstuff... about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:30.50,0:31:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.50,0:31:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, I'm home !
Dialogue: 0,0:32:24.50,0:32:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Chattering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.50,0:32:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Moaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:32:33.50,0:32:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Moaning Continues ]\NOh, yeah. Oh !
Dialogue: 0,0:32:36.50,0:32:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Gasps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:32:38.50,0:32:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Jim !\N- It's not what it looks like.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.50,0:32:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we'll just tell your\Nmother that, uh-- that, uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:32:52.50,0:32:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we ate it all.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:00.50,0:33:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Sighs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:33:19.50,0:33:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Spectators Clamoring ]\N- [ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.50,0:33:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Whistle Blows ]\N- [ Cheering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:33:34.50,0:33:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ P.A. Announcer ]\NGoal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:41.50,0:33:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nice game.\N- Nice game. Good game.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:46.50,0:33:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what are\Nyou doin' here ?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:49.50,0:33:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just enjoying my first exhilarating\Nlacrosse experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:53.50,0:33:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You kicked butt.\N- Oh, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:56.50,0:33:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Um, Chris--\N- Oh, you can call me Oz, if you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.50,0:34:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do I have to ?\N- You can call me Ostreicher.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.50,0:34:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's your middle name ?\N- Nah, forget it.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:03.50,0:34:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on. I won't tell anyone.\N- Well, neither will l.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.50,0:34:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Um.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.50,0:34:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I had this thought and--
Dialogue: 0,0:34:14.50,0:34:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It may seem like\Nit's way out of left field.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:17.50,0:34:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if you can,\Nbut since I'm not going with anybody, I thought that maybe--
Dialogue: 0,0:34:21.50,0:34:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those guys sucked ass !
Dialogue: 0,0:34:24.50,0:34:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Choir chick, what the hell\Nare you doing here ?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:26.50,0:34:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, uh, I was\Nasking Chris to prom.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:31.50,0:34:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, do you\Nwant to go ?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.50,0:34:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah !\NThat would be great.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:37.50,0:34:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, just don't\Nexpect Oz to pay for the limo !
Dialogue: 0,0:34:40.50,0:34:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stifler, fuck !\NI mean--
Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.50,0:34:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you got to be so\Ninsensitive all the time ?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:48.50,0:34:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What ?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:51.50,0:34:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever. Look, uh, don't forget.\NMy cottage after prom.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.50,0:34:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On Lake Michigan.\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.50,0:35:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, wait up, you pussies.\NWhere you goin' ?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:00.50,0:35:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, well, I gotta--\NI gotta hit the showers now,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.50,0:35:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think this is gonna\Nbe really, really good.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:09.50,0:35:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. Me too.\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.50,0:35:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye.\N- Bye. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:20.50,0:35:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- 'Appenin' Oz !\N- Working with the choir chick ?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:24.50,0:35:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What d'ya say, fellas ? I just dig\Nthose cute little sweaters she wears.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.50,0:35:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Laughing ]\N- Nuts you do, you little horn dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:32.50,0:35:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah !\NYeah, baby !
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.50,0:35:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Stifler ] Spank me ! Spank me !\NHit that high "C."
Dialogue: 0,0:35:39.50,0:35:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Falsetto ]\N-{\b1} Ahhhh -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:41.50,0:35:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Whooping, Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:35:44.50,0:35:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on !\NWhat's goin' on here ?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:47.50,0:35:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughing, Shouting Continue ]
Dialogue: 0,0:35:52.50,0:35:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was being selfish\Nand majorly insensitive.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:54.50,0:35:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a-- I'm a total idiot.\NI mean, a fool, a buffoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:57.50,0:36:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think shithead\Nreally says it.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.50,0:36:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what ? You're right.\NI'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:02.50,0:36:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what ? You're right.\NI'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:04.50,0:36:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah ? How ?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:08.50,0:36:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Moaning ] Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohh !\N- -{\b1} Don't make me -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:36:11.50,0:36:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Over -{\b0}\N- Vicky. Shh. Your parents are downstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:13.50,0:36:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kevin, don't stop !\N- Just a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:17.50,0:36:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I'm rockin' steady -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:36:20.50,0:36:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} ln demonology -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:36:23.50,0:36:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Hey so that you could make it -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:36:28.50,0:36:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Moans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:31.50,0:36:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} You're really makin' it -{\b0}-**\N- Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper ?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.50,0:36:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Screams ] Holy shit !\N- Shh. You know there's no lock on your door ?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:41.50,0:36:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Humming ]\N- [ Moaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:44.50,0:36:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1}-{\b0} [ Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:46.50,0:36:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh ! I'm coming !\NI'm coming !
Dialogue: 0,0:36:49.50,0:36:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1}-{\b0} [ Humming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.50,0:36:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, Jim !\N- Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:56.50,0:36:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, I was just looking\Nat the old family portrait out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:59.50,0:37:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that was\Na fun day wasn't it ?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:02.50,0:37:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, yeah.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.50,0:37:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim, I want to talk\Nabout masturbation.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:09.50,0:37:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I just want you to know that\Nit's-it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:13.50,0:37:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I have\Nto admit, uh, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:15.50,0:37:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did a fair bit of masturbating\Nwhen I was a little younger.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.50,0:37:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I, uh-- I used to call it\N"stroking the salami." - [ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.50,0:37:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you know,\N"pounding the ol' pud."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:27.50,0:37:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never did it\Nwith baked goods.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:30.50,0:37:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know your Uncle Mort ?\NHe "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:34.50,0:37:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, it's like, uh,\Npractice for the big game.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:38.50,0:37:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see ?\NIt's like-- It's like...
Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.50,0:37:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,banging a tennis ball\Nagainst a brick wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:45.50,0:37:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which can be fun.\NIt can be fun, but it's not a game.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:49.50,0:37:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Right. No.\N- It's not a game.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:51.50,0:37:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you want is you want\Na partner to return the ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:55.50,0:37:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you want a partner ?\N- Yeah. Yeah-Yeah, I want a partner.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:59.50,0:38:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You do want a partner ?\N- Oh, I want a partner.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.50,0:38:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Want a partner. Good. Good.\N- Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.50,0:38:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:07.50,0:38:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, once Hal becomes king,\Nhe has to take on...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.50,0:38:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the responsibilities of leadership\Nand turn his back...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:14.50,0:38:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on his old,\Ndrunken friend, Falstaff.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:16.50,0:38:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, Hal is going through a...\Nrite of passage, much like you all are.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:21.50,0:38:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So make most of the time you've got\Nleft together. You'll miss it later.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.50,0:38:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Teacher Continues ]\N- So, does your tongue cramp up ?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:27.50,0:38:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nah. You get kind of dizzy, though.\N- Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.50,0:38:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's amazing. She's probably\Ngonna want to do it soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.50,0:38:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Bell Rings ]\N- All right. Class dismissed.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:43.50,0:38:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still questing after the Holy Grail,\Nhuh, guys ?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.50,0:38:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, uh,\Nwhere's Finch ?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.50,0:38:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, he went home to take a shit.\N- [ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.50,0:38:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get it.\NI just don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:58.50,0:39:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does a guy like that\Nget this sudden reputation ?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:00.50,0:39:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What reputation ?\N- Observe.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.50,0:39:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ex-Excuse me.\NDo you know who Paul Finch is ?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:08.50,0:39:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah ! He's the guy\Nwith the tattoo, right ?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.50,0:39:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know, the eagle and the\Nblazing fire and that stuff. - [ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.50,0:39:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, um, if you guys see him later,\Nwill you tell him Courtney says hi ?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.50,0:39:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:24.50,0:39:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Scoffs ]\N- Okay. Explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:28.50,0:39:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't. I don't\Nknow how he's doing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:31.50,0:39:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I, uh-- I guess that\Njust leaves Jim trailing.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.50,0:39:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aw, Jimbo !\N- Better sack up, buddy !
Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.50,0:39:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know.\NI'm working on it, all right ?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:39.50,0:39:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James ?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:41.50,0:39:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are very good\Nin the world history class, yes ?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:43.50,0:39:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Me ? Y-Yes. No, uh--\N- [ Mouthing Words ]
Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.50,0:39:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, I am.\N- Perhaps you could help me with my studies.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:50.50,0:39:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yeah. Absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:53.50,0:39:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tha-Tha-Tha-- That would be--\NThat would be great sometime.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.50,0:39:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How about tomorrow ?\N- Well, I have ballet practice.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.50,0:40:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps I could come\Nby your house afterwards ?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.50,0:40:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could change\Nclothes at your place.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:07.50,0:40:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Uh... yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:10.50,0:40:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I suppose that\Nwould be okay. Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.50,0:40:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Engine Off ]\N- Nice car !
Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.50,0:40:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm glad you think so.\N- You don't like it ?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:27.50,0:40:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I like the car.\NBy the way, though, about prom ?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:31.50,0:40:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a bad idea.\NI'm sorry I invited you.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.50,0:40:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you talkin' about ?\N- Please.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:37.50,0:40:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you because I thought you might\Nactually be worth going with.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:41.50,0:40:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you are just a jock.\NNo, wait. You're a jerk.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:44.50,0:40:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait !\NI don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:47.50,0:40:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw you making fun of me\Nwith your lacrosse buddies.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.50,0:40:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heather, I wasn't\Nmakin' fun of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:53.50,0:40:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gimme a break.\NYou're so full of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:59.50,0:41:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck me ! There's gonna be an Eastern\NEuropean chick naked in your house.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:04.50,0:41:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're not gonna\Ndo anything about that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.50,0:41:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I gonna do, huh ?\NBroadcast her over the lnternet ?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.50,0:41:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- You can do that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.50,0:41:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Scoffs ]\NNo. I cannot do that to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:21.50,0:41:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim, get some fuckin' balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.50,0:41:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't have the guts\Nto photograph a naked chick, how you gonna sleep with one ?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:30.50,0:41:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like the kid,\Nbut he's got a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.50,0:41:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, even shit-brick\Nknows you should do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:36.50,0:41:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you gotta do is set up some sort of\Nprivate link or whatever on the 'Net...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.50,0:41:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and tell me the address.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:41.50,0:41:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can send me\Nthe address too.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:44.50,0:41:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll save\Nyou a seat.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:47.50,0:41:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} How sweet it is\Nto be loved by you, by you -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:41:53.50,0:41:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} I needed the shelter\Nof someone's arms -{\b0} - -{\b1} Someone's arms -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:41:57.50,0:42:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} There you were -{\b0}\N- -{\b1} You were, oh -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:42:01.50,0:42:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I needed someone\Nwho understands my ups and downs -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:42:06.50,0:42:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} There you were -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:42:08.50,0:42:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, that was good, but\NI want to thicken-up that solo.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:12.50,0:42:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michigan State is this Saturday,\Nand I want that part to smoke.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:15.50,0:42:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know,\Nmy timing's off.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:17.50,0:42:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's not that. I think it'll\Nwork better as a duet with a tenor part.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:21.50,0:42:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:24.50,0:42:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Whispers ] Dick.\N- I'll do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:27.50,0:42:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great.\NSee you tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:31.50,0:42:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmph.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:36.50,0:42:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why are you doing this ?\N- 'Cause I want to.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.50,0:42:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah ? Well,\Nyou can't fake this.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:42.50,0:42:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You better practice.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:47.50,0:42:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Beeping ]
Dialogue: 0,0:42:56.50,0:42:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Knocking ]\N- Come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:00.50,0:43:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim ? There's a, uh--\Na young lady here to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:04.50,0:43:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, Nadia.\N- Hi, James. Ready to study ?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:07.50,0:43:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, he's always ready to study.\NHe's a real bookworm, this kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.50,0:43:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dad.\N- That means-- He's not-not one of those nerdy guys but--
Dialogue: 0,0:43:13.50,0:43:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dad !\N- Well, I'll-- I'll let you two hit the books.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:22.50,0:43:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want a beer ?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:25.50,0:43:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Kevin ] Oh, there we go.\N- [ Little Boy ] Come on, move !
Dialogue: 0,0:43:29.50,0:43:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve ! It's my computer !\NAnd I wanna use it !
Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.50,0:43:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up !
Dialogue: 0,0:43:35.50,0:43:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you need to--\NYou need to change, right ?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:38.50,0:43:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uhh, do you mind ?\N- No. N-No, not at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.50,0:43:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, please, you know.\NJust go ahead and get un-- get changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.50,0:43:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Clears Throat ] I'll, uh-- I'll\Ngo downstairs and start studying up.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:48.50,0:43:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Chuckles ] Yeah.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:50.50,0:43:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Finch ] Oh--\N- [ Kevin ] All right, there he goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.50,0:43:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now,\Nwe're in business.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:54.50,0:43:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now,\Nwe're in business.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:55.50,0:43:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-** [ Rock ]
Dialogue: 0,0:43:57.50,0:43:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Back in a sec.\N- Jimmy, honey, wh--
Dialogue: 0,0:44:00.50,0:44:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1}-{\b0} [ Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:44:11.50,0:44:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} He pauses shaving and he tells himself\Nthat he is the bomb -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:44:16.50,0:44:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} She has her curlers set, her credit\Ncards are paying the funds -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:44:21.50,0:44:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} He's not that old I've been told -{\b0}-**\N- Ah, here she is.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:26.50,0:44:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did I miss anything ?\N- No. You are just in time.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:29.50,0:44:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Boys Groaning ] Oh. Ohh !\N- [ Kevin ] This is incredible.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:33.50,0:44:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God !\NThis is too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:36.50,0:44:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Finch ] Oh, did you see ?\NOh, there that goes. Oh, geez.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:39.50,0:44:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God bless\Nthe lnternet.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:41.50,0:44:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Jim ] Ai-yi-yi.\N- Do it. Take it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.50,0:44:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, my God.\N- [ Together ] Ohhh !
Dialogue: 0,0:44:47.50,0:44:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thank you, God,\Nfor this wonderful, wonderful day.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:50.50,0:44:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She takes her vitamins.\N- -{\b1} And it is way too unhealthy -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:44:54.50,0:44:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Often they've typically -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.50,0:44:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Sighs ]\N- Stop hyperventilating.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:58.50,0:45:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1}-{\b0} [ Continues lndistinct ]
Dialogue: 0,0:45:03.50,0:45:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is, like,\Nthe coolest thing I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.50,0:45:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I know.\N- [ Both Snicker ]
Dialogue: 0,0:45:11.50,0:45:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you believe-- This is definitely\None of Stifler's best ideas ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:16.50,0:45:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Jim ] What is she--\NShe's touching my stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.50,0:45:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why is she touching my stuff ?\N- [ Finch ] Man, let her touch.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:21.50,0:45:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's going through my stuff !\N- Nadia can touch anything she wants.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:30.50,0:45:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh.\N- Oh, no. Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:33.50,0:45:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, no.\N- Oh, nice collection there, Jim.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:36.50,0:45:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's gonna leave.\NShe's definitely gonna--
Dialogue: 0,0:45:39.50,0:45:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's getting comfortable.\NShe's not gonna leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:41.50,0:45:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Finch ] She reads\Nthe articles.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:51.50,0:45:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Boys Moaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:45:57.50,0:45:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is she ?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:59.50,0:46:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's goin' downstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:03.50,0:46:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Moaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.50,0:46:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, my God !\N- Jackpot, baby !
Dialogue: 0,0:46:16.50,0:46:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can you believe this ?\N- Nadia, I would have never known.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:20.50,0:46:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have an announcement\Nthat I would like to make.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:23.50,0:46:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a gorgeous woman...\Nmasturbating on my bed !
Dialogue: 0,0:46:27.50,0:46:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Finch ] Thank you, Nadia !\N- If you ever had a chance with Nadia, this is it.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:32.50,0:46:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Scoffs ] What am I\Nsupposed to do, Kev ? - Seduce her.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.50,0:46:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-- What the hell\Nwould I say ?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:40.50,0:46:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go over there and ask her\Nif she needs an extra hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:43.50,0:46:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's stupid, Kev. I can't--\N- That's not stupid ! You're stupid if you don't go !
Dialogue: 0,0:46:47.50,0:46:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on !\NGet over there !
Dialogue: 0,0:46:49.50,0:46:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get goin', man. She's prime.\N- Get out of here !
Dialogue: 0,0:46:52.50,0:46:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's waitin' for you.\N- Okay, all right. I'm goin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:55.50,0:46:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go !\N- Go ! - I'm goin' !
Dialogue: 0,0:46:57.50,0:46:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go ! Go ! Go ! Go !\N- Oh, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:59.50,0:47:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1}-{\b0} [ Rock ]
Dialogue: 0,0:47:08.50,0:47:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} She's open\Nwaiting for more -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:47:12.50,0:47:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And I know he's only\Nlookin' to score -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:47:16.50,0:47:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And it's way too unhealthy -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:47:19.50,0:47:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Often they've typically -{\b0}\N- Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:21.50,0:47:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Been starved\Nfor attention before -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:47:25.50,0:47:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Exhales Sharply ]
Dialogue: 0,0:47:27.50,0:47:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, boy. Oh, God.\NOh, crap. Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.50,0:47:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Phone Rings ]\N- Hello ?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:34.50,0:47:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Looks like Jim addressed\Nthe e-mail wrong. - What ?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.50,0:47:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It went out to every mailbox\Nin the East High directory.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:41.50,0:47:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, how juvenile.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:43.50,0:47:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Rock ]\N- Hey, hey, hey, guys !
Dialogue: 0,0:47:45.50,0:47:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Baby -{\b0}\N- Check this out ! Oh, my God ! Wow !
Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.50,0:47:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.\N[ Laughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:47:54.50,0:47:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, God,\Nlet this be it.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:59.50,0:48:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please ?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:01.50,0:48:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Inhales, Exhales Deeply ]\N- [ Nadia Moaning, Panting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:48:05.50,0:48:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- S-Somebody's goin' in there.\N- [ Whimpering, Moaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:48:11.50,0:48:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go.\NThat's what you need to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:13.50,0:48:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That guy's in my trig class.\N- Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:18.50,0:48:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Looks like you could use an extra hand.\N-Jim !
Dialogue: 0,0:48:22.50,0:48:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well-- Oh, God.\N- Shame on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:25.50,0:48:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, shame on me.\NI'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:27.50,0:48:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh, you know, I'm just gonna go.\N- Well,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:29.50,0:48:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have seen me.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:33.50,0:48:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, it's\Nmy turn to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:37.50,0:48:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Strip !
Dialogue: 0,0:48:41.50,0:48:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Strip ?\N- Slowly.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:43.50,0:48:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, you mean,\Nlike, strip strip ?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:47.50,0:48:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For me.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:51.50,0:48:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Finch ] What is he\Ntalkin' to her about ?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:53.50,0:48:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh, no idea.\N- Come on, Jim. People are viewing. Get to business.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:58.50,0:49:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Tuning Radio ]\N- -{\b1}-{\b0} [ Techno ]
Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.50,0:49:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect !
Dialogue: 0,0:49:04.50,0:49:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Move, James ! Move !\N- Yeah, yeah. Move.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:13.50,0:49:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1}-{\b0} [ Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:49:15.50,0:49:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go, trig boy ! It's yer birthday !\N- [ Chittering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:49:29.50,0:49:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No ! No. No.\N- Please, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:31.50,0:49:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Disappointed Muttering ]\N- What's going on ?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:38.50,0:49:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes !\N- All right. Get in the mix !
Dialogue: 0,0:49:41.50,0:49:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- See there.\N- Oh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:45.50,0:49:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is disgusting.\N- What the fuck is this ?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:52.50,0:49:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut it out, man !
Dialogue: 0,0:49:59.50,0:50:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:02.50,0:50:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Laughing ]\N- [ Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:13.50,0:50:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freak.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:19.50,0:50:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did not just\Ntake out that chair.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:21.50,0:50:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yup, he took out the chair.\N- More, more, you bad boy !
Dialogue: 0,0:50:26.50,0:50:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty,\Nbaby. Hyah ! [ Slapping ]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.50,0:50:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Groans ] Ohh, God !\N- [ Chitters, Slaps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:33.50,0:50:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Calling your name -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:50:36.50,0:50:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Calling your name -{\b0}\N- Now,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:39.50,0:50:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:42.50,0:50:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:51.50,0:50:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here we go.\N- He's in, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:54.50,0:50:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Calling -{\b0}\N- This just got a hell of a lot better.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:55.50,0:50:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Be gentle.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:01.50,0:51:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Calling your name -{\b0}\N- Uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:51:04.50,0:51:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Calling -{\b0}\N- Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:06.50,0:51:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Your name -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:51:09.50,0:51:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Whimpers ]\N- Jim ?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:11.50,0:51:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh ! Oh, no.\N- [ Both ] Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:15.50,0:51:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ All ] Oh. Ohh !\N- Liftoff aborted.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:19.50,0:51:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Houston, we have a problem.\N- Oh-- Uhh--
Dialogue: 0,0:51:22.50,0:51:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Blows Air ]\N- What happened ? What did he do
Dialogue: 0,0:51:25.50,0:51:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He blew it.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:27.50,0:51:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess\NI'll be going now.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:30.50,0:51:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, I'm-- I'm not done, Nadia.\NI've, uh-- I've got reserves.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:35.50,0:51:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nadia, please, please.\NI'm begging you.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:38.50,0:51:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I do like\Nyour dirty magazines.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:41.50,0:51:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do ? Okay. Well. Um.\NDid-Did-- Did you see this one ?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:46.50,0:51:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This here is your-- is your more,\Nuh, exotic, risque magazine.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:51.50,0:51:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's pullin' out the porn.\N- He's desperate.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:53.50,0:51:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Finch ] Jim, just wait\Ntill she leaves.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:55.50,0:51:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very arousing women.\NThey arouse me-- [ Clears Throat ]
Dialogue: 0,0:51:58.50,0:52:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They arouse me\Nvery, very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:00.50,0:52:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, uh--\NBut not as arousing as you.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:04.50,0:52:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, Jim !\N- Oh, God !
Dialogue: 0,0:52:08.50,0:52:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Coos ]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:12.50,0:52:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Together ] Yes !\N- [ All Exclaiming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:16.50,0:52:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's ruining daisy !\NWhoo !
Dialogue: 0,0:52:18.50,0:52:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1}-{\b0} [ Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:21.50,0:52:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, uh, "shaved"\Nis the expression ?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:28.50,0:52:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.50,0:52:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Holy shit !\N- [ All ] Holy shit !
Dialogue: 0,0:52:34.50,0:52:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- H-H-Holy shit !\N- Touch me, Jim.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:39.50,0:52:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here.\N- [ Gasps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:41.50,0:52:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Groans ]\NOh. Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:44.50,0:52:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Together ] Again ?\N- Not again.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:47.50,0:52:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Not again, man !\N- Is that possible ?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:50.50,0:52:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a loser.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:52.50,0:52:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a loser.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:53.50,0:52:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Bell Ringing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:56.50,0:52:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Laughing ]\N- [ Boy ] Hey !
Dialogue: 0,0:53:05.50,0:53:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughing Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:53:10.50,0:53:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Whooping, Taunting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:53:16.50,0:53:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Chattering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.50,0:53:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Oz ] -{\b1} I needed someone\Nto understand my ups and downs -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:53:24.50,0:53:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} There you were -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:53:27.50,0:53:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} With sweet love\Nand devotion -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:53:32.50,0:53:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Deeply touching\Nmy emotion -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:53:34.50,0:53:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I just wanna stop\Nand thank you, baby -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.50,0:53:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, minute man !\N- Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:44.50,0:53:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know-- You know you're\Nsupposed to be supportive.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:46.50,0:53:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you think you still\Ngot a chance with Nadia ?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:50.50,0:53:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Her sponsors here\Nsaw the thing on the 'Net.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:53.50,0:53:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-l really don't\Nthink they liked it.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:55.50,0:53:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do\Nyou know that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:58.50,0:54:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's already on a plane back home.\N- [ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.50,0:54:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:02.50,0:54:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, guys ? Maybe I'm just\Nnot good with girls, period.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:06.50,0:54:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No-no-no, really-really. Like-- Like I\Nwas born without that part of the brain.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:09.50,0:54:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I can't\Ntalk to girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:11.50,0:54:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when I do talk\Nto them, I screw it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:14.50,0:54:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well, come prom those excuses\Naren't going to do you any good.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:18.50,0:54:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Sighs ]\N- [ Michelle ] And one time at band camp,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:22.50,0:54:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we weren't supposed\Nto have pillow fights,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:24.50,0:54:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we had a pillow fight,\Nand it was so much fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.50,0:54:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A-And this one time, we all\Nlost our music and we were supposed to play this song,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.50,0:54:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we didn't know it, so we just made\Nit up and we kept playing and playing,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:38.50,0:54:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the conductor didn't know\Nwhat we were doing, and it was so funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:42.50,0:54:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So, you're pissed about somethin', huh.\N-[ Scoffs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:54:45.50,0:54:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what\NI do when I'm angry ?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:47.50,0:54:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just play some Bach on my flute.\NIt's so relaxing.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:50.50,0:54:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I learned to do that at band camp.\N- Hold on, uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:54:53.50,0:54:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have no idea\Nwhy I'm angry ?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:57.50,0:55:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it because we have a test tomorrow ?\NSometimes I get cranky...
Dialogue: 0,0:55:00.50,0:55:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- when I know I have\Na big test to study for. - [ Laughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:55:03.50,0:55:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it.\N- I thought so...
Dialogue: 0,0:55:07.50,0:55:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- because this one time at band camp--\N- W-What's your name ?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:10.50,0:55:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Michelle.\N- O-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:12.50,0:55:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michelle, um--
Dialogue: 0,0:55:14.50,0:55:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Chuckles ] Do you want to be\Nmy date for the prom ?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:17.50,0:55:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really ? You seriously\Nwant to go with me ?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:24.50,0:55:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:27.50,0:55:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we going to Steve Stifler's\Nparty afterwards ? Because that would be so cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:31.50,0:55:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sure, whatever you want.\N- Cool ! We're gonna have such a good time.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:36.50,0:55:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be like this one time at band camp\Nwhen we all had a campfire--
Dialogue: 0,0:55:43.50,0:55:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Knocking At Door ]
Dialogue: 0,0:55:50.50,0:55:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Siren Wailing, Distant ]
Dialogue: 0,0:55:56.50,0:55:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:59.50,0:56:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How'd you know I was here ?\N- Stifler told me.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:03.50,0:56:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Talked to Stifler ?\N- Well, I needed to find you.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:07.50,0:56:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna have\Nto work on that song.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:10.50,0:56:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.\NI'm glad you came by.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:13.50,0:56:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you work nights ?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:17.50,0:56:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- My dad's the manager.\N- Really ?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:20.50,0:56:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cool. Tell him\Nthe subs are great.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:26.50,0:56:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So you're going to Michigan next year ?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:28.50,0:56:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My parents want me to go\Nto Northwestern, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.50,0:56:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna write all those\Nextra essays they make you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:34.50,0:56:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, how am I supposed to\Nknow what my "most emotionally significant moment" was ?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:40.50,0:56:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So when my "U" of "M" acceptance came in\NDecember, I just said the hell with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:45.50,0:56:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Onions ?\N- What ?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:47.50,0:56:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You, uh, want onions ?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:49.50,0:56:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:54.50,0:56:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are you\Ngonna major in ?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:57.50,0:57:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,State's got a good business\Nschool, and I could probably walk-on to the lacrosse team.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:01.50,0:57:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you've probably got it\Npretty figured out, then, huh ?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:05.50,0:57:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, business is okay,\Nand lacrosse is awesome, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:57:09.50,0:57:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what am I gonna be,\Na professional lacrosse player ?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:12.50,0:57:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really have no idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:14.50,0:57:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank God.\NI thought I was the only one.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:17.50,0:57:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you're not.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:21.50,0:57:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we're gonna be\Nclose next year.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:31.50,0:57:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean East Lansing\Nand Ann Arbor ?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:33.50,0:57:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.\N[ Chuckling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:57:36.50,0:57:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Stifler ] What are you\Ntalkin' about ?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:38.50,0:57:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't go to the prom with you.\NI'm holding out for someone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:42.50,0:57:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughing ]\NYou gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:44.50,0:57:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it's a long shot, but I figure\NPaul Finch might ask me.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:49.50,0:57:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finch.\NShit-brick.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:53.50,0:57:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, gosh.\NI-l forgot.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:56.50,0:57:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Stammering ]\NYou look okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:58.50,0:58:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-l mean, the scars\Nhealed really well.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:02.50,0:58:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, Stifler.\N- Eat shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:07.50,0:58:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was that\Nall about ?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:09.50,0:58:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's still embarrassed\Nbecause Finch kicked his ass. - Who told you that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:13.50,0:58:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean,\N"no comment" ?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:15.50,0:58:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did you two hook up or something ?\N- What, are you kidding ? No.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:18.50,0:58:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then how did all this\Nget started ?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:22.50,0:58:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I guess it's all right\Nfor me to tell you now.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:25.50,0:58:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That reputation of his isn't\Ngoing anywhere. Cheese, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:29.50,0:58:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finch comes up to me\Nand says, "Jessica,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:32.50,0:58:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need your help with this,\Nblah, blah, etcetera."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:34.50,0:58:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I said, "All right.\NPay me 200 bucks,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:37.50,0:58:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'll tell a couple of girls\Nthat you're dynamite in bed."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:40.50,0:58:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he did,\Nand I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:43.50,0:58:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That actually works ?\N- Well, duh ! Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:45.50,0:58:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naturally, I embellished\Na little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:47.50,0:58:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you hear that Finch had\Nan affair with an older woman ?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:50.50,0:58:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Chuckling ]\NNo, I didn't hear that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:52.50,0:58:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That one was my favorite.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:55.50,0:58:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughing ]\NDo that cheerleader.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:57.50,0:59:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Thank you, baby -{\b0}\N- She wants me. She calls me up--
Dialogue: 0,0:59:00.50,0:59:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} How sweet it is\Nto be loved by you -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.50,0:59:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God,\Nyou're gay !
Dialogue: 0,0:59:08.50,0:59:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sing it with me.\NYou know the words.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:10.50,0:59:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, thanks, man. You've been\Nsingin' that shit all week.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.50,0:59:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you try that at M.S.U.\Nthis Saturday, I'll kick your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:17.50,0:59:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our last game\Nis this Saturday.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:19.50,0:59:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Snickers ]\NYeah, well, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:24.50,0:59:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got this lacrosse game. It's\Nreally important. It's our last game.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:28.50,0:59:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Central almost beat us last time, so\Nthis time I really wanna kick their ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:32.50,0:59:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's gonna be cool,\Nbecause the game's at State,
Dialogue: 0,0:59:35.50,0:59:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which means afterwards\NI'll be able to stop by.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:38.50,0:59:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you can't sing\Nat the competition.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:40.50,0:59:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Sighing ] Heather, I'm sorry.\NI totally blew it.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:42.50,0:59:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay. You should...\Ndo what makes you happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:49.50,0:59:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Listen,\Nthanks for understanding.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.50,0:59:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:55.50,0:59:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, uh, I guess\NI'll see you later ?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:58.50,1:00:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:10.50,1:00:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Whistling ]
Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.50,1:00:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Kevin.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:16.50,1:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You seen shit-brick lately ?\N- Why ? What did you do to him ?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:21.50,1:00:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me ? Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:23.50,1:00:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, I'm the one\Nwhose ass he kicked.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.50,1:00:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, uh, I'll tell you\None thing, though.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:29.50,1:00:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think he's gonna have a problem\Nshitting in school anymore.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:33.50,1:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slipped a little something\Ninto his mochaccino.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:37.50,1:00:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God !
Dialogue: 0,1:00:41.50,1:00:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh ! Oh !
Dialogue: 0,1:00:43.50,1:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Panting ]
Dialogue: 0,1:00:49.50,1:00:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:52.50,1:00:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right this way,\Nsir.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:00.50,1:01:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God.\N[ Farting ]
Dialogue: 0,1:01:08.50,1:01:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Farting ]
Dialogue: 0,1:01:17.50,1:01:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Farting ]
Dialogue: 0,1:01:31.50,1:01:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Girls Laughing ]\N- Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:35.50,1:01:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna be fun.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:37.50,1:01:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Girl #2 ] You know it's just gonna be\Nsome crappy band and stupid decorations.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.50,1:01:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Girl #1 ] You're just saying\Nthat because prom's a week away and you don't have a date.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:43.50,1:01:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Girl #2 ] No, no, no.\NI don't want a date.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:46.50,1:01:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Finch is goin' stag and... so am l.\N- [ Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,1:01:50.50,1:01:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, he's like so...\Nrefined.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:54.50,1:01:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Groans ]\N- You think that older woman thing is true ?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:57.50,1:02:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's true.\NIt was Stifler's mom.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:00.50,1:02:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Farting ]
Dialogue: 0,1:02:02.50,1:02:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Continues Farting ]\N- Joanie, was that you ?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:06.50,1:02:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh !\N- Can't hold it.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:08.50,1:02:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh !\N[ Loud Farting ]
Dialogue: 0,1:02:13.50,1:02:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,1:02:15.50,1:02:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eww !
Dialogue: 0,1:02:17.50,1:02:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,1:02:30.50,1:02:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Whistling ]
Dialogue: 0,1:02:35.50,1:02:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,1:02:40.50,1:02:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah !\N- [ Laughter Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,1:02:44.50,1:02:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Vicky ] Kev ?\NI think we've come...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:47.50,1:02:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- a really long way since homecoming.\N- Yeah, we have.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:51.50,1:02:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it's time...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:53.50,1:02:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we start to express ourselves\Nin new ways.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:57.50,1:02:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- You wanna do it ?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:59.50,1:03:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- I love you.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.50,1:03:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your turn.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:07.50,1:03:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not\Nwhat I was thinking.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:10.50,1:03:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sex. It's always\Nabout sex.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:14.50,1:03:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not\Nalways about sex.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:17.50,1:03:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just thought it was\Nabout sex this time.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:24.50,1:03:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, Vicky, love is a term\Nthat gets thrown around,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:28.50,1:03:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and-and people\Ndon't mean it.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:30.50,1:03:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I say it, I want it\Nto be more than words.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:33.50,1:03:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know ? I want it to be--\N- Perfect.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:38.50,1:03:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:40.50,1:03:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Choir Director ] Okay, Albert.\NYou ready ? - No problemo.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:44.50,1:03:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I close my eyes\Nat night -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:03:48.50,1:03:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Heather.\NWork with me here.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:51.50,1:03:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Crowd Applauding, Cheering ]
Dialogue: 0,1:03:56.50,1:03:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Whistle Blows ]\N- [ Announcer ] Goal, Ostreicher !
Dialogue: 0,1:03:59.50,1:04:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right, Oz !\N- Atta boy, Ozzie !
Dialogue: 0,1:04:03.50,1:04:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo !\NYeah, baby !
Dialogue: 0,1:04:05.50,1:04:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We're crushing you losers !\N- Let's go, fellas !
Dialogue: 0,1:04:07.50,1:04:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on !\NWhoo-hoo !
Dialogue: 0,1:04:11.50,1:04:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Bumblebee, bumblebee,\Nbumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:04:16.50,1:04:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Focus on the music.\NThink melody.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:18.50,1:04:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Let the music be my guide.\N- That would be a start.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:32.50,1:04:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's the man ?\NStifler !
Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.50,1:04:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Coach ]\NHuddle up, guys ! Huddle up !
Dialogue: 0,1:04:47.50,1:04:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huddle up !\NCome on ! Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:51.50,1:04:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, all right !
Dialogue: 0,1:04:53.50,1:04:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good hustle, guys.\N- Good hustle.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:55.50,1:05:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you can still lose. You all saw\Nwhat happened to Oz out there.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:00.50,1:05:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to ever see any of you\Nthinking you're gonna score.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:05.50,1:05:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't score\Nuntil you score.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:09.50,1:05:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Until you score.\N- That's right, baby !
Dialogue: 0,1:05:11.50,1:05:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Coach ] It all boils down\Nto today.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:13.50,1:05:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For you seniors,\Nthis marks the culmination...
Dialogue: 0,1:05:17.50,1:05:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- of the past four years.\N- Culmination.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:21.50,1:05:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Coach ] I want you to think about\Nwhat this means to you.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:25.50,1:05:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you guys wanna look back\Non your days at East...
Dialogue: 0,1:05:28.50,1:05:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and know that you used\Nthe time you had ?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:32.50,1:05:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hell, yeah !\N- You do !
Dialogue: 0,1:05:37.50,1:05:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ah ! Good attitude, Ostreicher.\N- Good luck, fellas.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:40.50,1:05:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Christ, I didn't tell ya\Nto leave the game.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:44.50,1:05:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, Coach.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:46.50,1:05:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got someplace more important\Nto be, Ostreicher ?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:49.50,1:05:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:51.50,1:05:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ostreicher !
Dialogue: 0,1:05:54.50,1:05:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oz ?\NFuckface ?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:58.50,1:06:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Coach ] Ostreicher !
Dialogue: 0,1:06:26.50,1:06:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, Oz !\N- Ozmeister !
Dialogue: 0,1:06:29.50,1:06:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Albert ] Oh, great.\N- What about the game ?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:31.50,1:06:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm not playing.\N- You're missing the game for us ?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:34.50,1:06:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm missing the game\Nfor you.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:40.50,1:06:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- D-Does this mean I'm not\Ngonna get to do the duet ? - Albert, you suck.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:49.50,1:06:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think\Nhe's comin' back.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:51.50,1:06:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Heather ] -{\b1} Close my eyes at night -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:06:53.50,1:06:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Close my eyes -{\b0}\N- -{\b1} Wonderin' where would I be without you in my life -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:06:58.50,1:07:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Oh -{\b0}\N- -{\b1} Everything I did was just a bore -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:07:02.50,1:07:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Just a bore -{\b0}\N- -{\b1} Everywhere I went seems I been there before -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:07:07.50,1:07:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Together ] -{\b1} But you brighten up\Nfor me all of my days -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:07:12.50,1:07:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} With a love so sweet -{\b0}\N- -{\b1} ln so many ways -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:07:15.50,1:07:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I just wanna stop -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:07:17.50,1:07:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} And thank you, baby -{\b0}\N- [ All ] -{\b1} I just wanna stop -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:07:22.50,1:07:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} And thank you, baby -{\b0}\N- -{\b1} Thank you, baby -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:07:25.50,1:07:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} How sweet it is\Nto be loved by you -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,1:07:30.50,1:07:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Audience Applauding ]
Dialogue: 0,1:07:33.50,1:07:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Oz !\NYou fuckin' rule !
Dialogue: 0,1:07:35.50,1:07:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fuckin' rule !\N- Yeah !
Dialogue: 0,1:07:41.50,1:07:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Vicky ] Maybe the words\Naren't that important.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:43.50,1:07:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like, I know he\Nreally cares about me, you know ?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:45.50,1:07:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if he can't\Nsay it, he does.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:47.50,1:07:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And yeah, he always talks about sex, but\Nthat's okay, 'cause he's a guy, right ?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:51.50,1:07:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's got a dick. He's a guy.\N- Right.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:54.50,1:07:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait. Is this\Ntranslation right ?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:56.50,1:07:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Go home, bird teacher.\NI've had enough."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:59.50,1:08:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.\NI got it from Kevin.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:02.50,1:08:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, does it hurt ?\N- What ?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:06.50,1:08:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know-- sex.\NDoes it hurt ?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:09.50,1:08:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. I mean, the first time you do it,\Nyou know, it hurts.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:13.50,1:08:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then you, you do it again\Nand again and again--
Dialogue: 0,1:08:17.50,1:08:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It just starts to feel good.\NReally good.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:21.50,1:08:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so say\NI don't do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:24.50,1:08:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I go off to college. I might\Nend up doing it with some random guy...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:29.50,1:08:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- who totally turns out to be a jerk.\N- This is true.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:32.50,1:08:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'll wish I would've\Ndone it with Kevin.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:35.50,1:08:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So go do it with Kevin.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:38.50,1:08:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You think ?\N- Yeah. You're-- You're ready.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:41.50,1:08:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're woman. Look at you.\NYou're ready for sex. - You're right.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:45.50,1:08:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I know.\N- I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna have sex.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:48.50,1:08:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Now.\N- And it's gonna be right, and it's gonna be just perfect.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:50.50,1:08:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Perfect sex.\N- Thanks, Jessica.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:53.50,1:08:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:55.50,1:08:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Whispering ]\NKevin.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:58.50,1:09:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kevin.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:02.50,1:09:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Whispering ] I wanna have sex.\N- [ Loud ] Now ?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:10.50,1:09:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prom.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:14.50,1:09:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} As you walk up those steps\Nand garner your award -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:09:20.50,1:09:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Try not to forget about me -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:09:24.50,1:09:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} 'Cause I was there when you\Nhad no one else to hold -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:09:30.50,1:09:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} You used to look\Njust like a saint -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:09:33.50,1:09:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And stumble into walls -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:09:35.50,1:09:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} You're a guy's\Nvery own quarantine -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:09:39.50,1:09:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} You used to never\Nthink you'd ever grow old -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,1:09:54.50,1:09:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Jim's Dad ] You must be excited\Nabout the big night tonight.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:56.50,1:09:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thrilled.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:59.50,1:10:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's the lucky girl ?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:00.50,1:10:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's the lucky girl ?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:02.50,1:10:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michelle.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:04.50,1:10:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Michelle.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:07.50,1:10:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She must be very special.\N- Oh, she's special, all right.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:11.50,1:10:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure she is special if you\Npicked her out of the whole bunch.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:17.50,1:10:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Clears Throat ] Jim, I'm just gonna\Nsay one thing...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:20.50,1:10:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before you leave\Ntonight.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:23.50,1:10:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to be very,\Nvery careful...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:28.50,1:10:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you're\Nputting on...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:30.50,1:10:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the corsage.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:36.50,1:10:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:38.50,1:10:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Promise me.\N- I promise.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:01.50,1:11:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Midnight at the oasis -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:06.50,1:11:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Send your camel to bed -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:11.50,1:11:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Shadows painting our faces -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:15.50,1:11:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Traces -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:18.50,1:11:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Of romance in our heads -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:22.50,1:11:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Heaven's holding a half-moon -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:27.50,1:11:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Shining just for us -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:32.50,1:11:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Let's slip off\Nto a sand dune -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:36.50,1:11:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Real soon -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:38.50,1:11:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And kick up a little dust -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:41.50,1:11:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Come on\NCactus is our friend -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:46.50,1:11:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} He'll point out the way -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:51.50,1:11:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, at band camp\Nwe have dances like this,
Dialogue: 0,1:11:53.50,1:11:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only they're way funner.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:57.50,1:12:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Till the evenin' ends -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,1:12:00.50,1:12:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Hey, hey, hey\NOooh -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:12:10.50,1:12:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Kevin ] All right, status check.\NWhere do you guys stand ?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:14.50,1:12:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finch, we know where you are,\Nbut can't really use that as an excuse.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:17.50,1:12:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim ?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:19.50,1:12:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, my date's a flute-toting band dork.\NDoes that answer your question ?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:24.50,1:12:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oz, is this vocal-jazz shit\Ngonna pay off or what ?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:27.50,1:12:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kevin, what's with\Nthe attitude ?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:30.50,1:12:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Attitude ? Me ?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:33.50,1:12:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you guys should be\Na little more enthusiastic.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:36.50,1:12:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the night\Nwe've been waiting for.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:38.50,1:12:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're in this together.\NYou guys can't back out.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:41.50,1:12:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kev, you don't need us to get laid.\NAre you afraid or something ?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:44.50,1:12:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Come on.\NWe made a pact.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:48.50,1:12:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't break that.\NYou guys are gonna have to--
Dialogue: 0,1:12:51.50,1:12:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have to what, Kev, huh ?\NI don't have to do shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:55.50,1:12:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget it already. I am so sick\Nand tired of all this bullshit pressure.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:59.50,1:13:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never even had sex, and already,\NI can't stand it. I hate sex !
Dialogue: 0,1:13:04.50,1:13:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not gonna stand around here\Nbusting my balls over something that,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:07.50,1:13:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quite frankly,\Nisn't that damn important.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:09.50,1:13:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go hang out\Nwith that geek over there...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:11.50,1:13:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause at least she has something else\Nto talk about besides sex.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:14.50,1:13:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goddamn.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:18.50,1:13:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:21.50,1:13:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, at least I learned\Nhow to shit in school, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:25.50,1:13:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Finch.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:27.50,1:13:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wanna dance ?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:29.50,1:13:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Oooh -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:13:35.50,1:13:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How come you have no date ?\N- I like to keep my options open.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:38.50,1:13:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got something for you.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:42.50,1:13:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Consider it\Na consolation prize.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:48.50,1:13:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jessica, this is great !\NWow !
Dialogue: 0,1:13:51.50,1:13:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Felt sorta guilty
Dialogue: 0,1:13:55.50,1:13:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I spent 50 on the flask,\N150 on the earrings.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:00.50,1:14:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- These are, uh--\N- Let me just clarify...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:02.50,1:14:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- that you have no chance\Nof scoring with me, Finch. - Of course not !
Dialogue: 0,1:14:07.50,1:14:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I take it you and Sherman\Nare pretty close, huh ?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:10.50,1:14:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You met at that party\Na while back, right ?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:12.50,1:14:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we were\Nup all night together.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:14.50,1:14:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had one of those\Namazingly deep conversations...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:17.50,1:14:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where you feel like\Nyou really get to know someone.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:20.50,1:14:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Chuckling ]\NDeep conversation, huh ?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:23.50,1:14:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that\Nwhat you call it ?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:26.50,1:14:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What else\Nwould I call it ?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:34.50,1:14:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Great Falls.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:36.50,1:14:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna take a little break.\NYou are beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:44.50,1:14:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Boy ] You suck !
Dialogue: 0,1:14:46.50,1:14:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Microphone Feedback ]
Dialogue: 0,1:14:49.50,1:14:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, everyone.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:51.50,1:14:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry to interrupt.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:53.50,1:14:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just thought\Nyou all should know this.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:56.50,1:14:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chuck Sherman is a liar.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:59.50,1:15:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never had sex with him.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:01.50,1:15:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's never had sex with anyone.\NI know this because he told me.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:05.50,1:15:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once he tried to screw\Na grapefruit, but that's all.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:09.50,1:15:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. He also told me that when he gets\Nnervous, he sometimes wets his pants.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:13.50,1:15:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you for your time.\N- [ Crowd Chattering, Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,1:15:22.50,1:15:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Jim Clears Throat ]
Dialogue: 0,1:15:30.50,1:15:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Jim ] Guess what ?\N- Not interested.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:33.50,1:15:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kevin. Come on, man. The bus\Nto Stifler's is gonna be here soon.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:37.50,1:15:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm not going.\N- [ Jim ] What ?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:39.50,1:15:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not ?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:43.50,1:15:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, things didn't really\Nturn out how I wanted them to.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:48.50,1:15:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I don't even\Nknow what I'm doin'.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:50.50,1:15:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-l'm acting like I've got\Neverything together tonight.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:54.50,1:15:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that Vicky's gonna\Nask me if I love her, and...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:57.50,1:15:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know\Nwhat I'm gonna say.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:59.50,1:16:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean,\NI'm on the brink.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:01.50,1:16:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just about to do it.\NI should be psyched.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:05.50,1:16:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. Maybe you're right.\NMaybe I am just scared.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:09.50,1:16:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Scoffs ] Come on, Kev.\NTonight is the night.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:13.50,1:16:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We-We are finally going\Nto a post-prom party on the lake.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:17.50,1:16:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have been waiting for this\Nfor four years.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:19.50,1:16:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why else have we been friends\Nwith Stifler all this time, right ?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:23.50,1:16:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were friends\Nwith Stifler ?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:26.50,1:16:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, look.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:29.50,1:16:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sherman didn't even\Nget laid.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:32.50,1:16:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He didn't ?\N- No, he pissed himself.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:35.50,1:16:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Laughing ]\N- What ?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:38.50,1:16:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll tell you\Non the bus.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:40.50,1:16:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go inside\Nand grab my bag.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:44.50,1:16:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My date too, perhaps ?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:48.50,1:16:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Jim ] Stifler's mom\Ngot it in the divorce.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:50.50,1:16:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Michelle ] That reminds me\Nof this one time--
Dialogue: 0,1:16:52.50,1:16:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, can I ask you\Na question ?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:55.50,1:16:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How come you don't have any stories ?\NI've got lots of them,
Dialogue: 0,1:16:58.50,1:17:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you don't have any.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:00.50,1:17:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I've got stories.\NBelieve me. They're just, uh--
Dialogue: 0,1:17:03.50,1:17:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're just a little\Nmore risque than tales of band camp.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:06.50,1:17:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they gross or something ?\NLike guy stuff ? Tell me !
Dialogue: 0,1:17:11.50,1:17:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.\NYou want a story ?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:13.50,1:17:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a story.\NStifler finds this beer--
Dialogue: 0,1:17:19.50,1:17:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Kevin ] This is\Nthe nicest room in the house. - Kev, it's perfect.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:34.50,1:17:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Vicky Screams ]\N- You guys are gonna fuck, aren't ya ?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:37.50,1:17:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuckers !\NFuckers, fuckers !
Dialogue: 0,1:17:40.50,1:17:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuckers,\Nfuckers, fuckers !
Dialogue: 0,1:17:44.50,1:17:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Out.\N- Aw, come on !
Dialogue: 0,1:17:46.50,1:17:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get out.\N- Aw, man !
Dialogue: 0,1:17:51.50,1:17:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Laughing ]\N- [ Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,1:18:07.50,1:18:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's something\NI've been meaning to tell you, Heather.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:09.50,1:18:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's that ?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:11.50,1:18:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna sound\Nreally bad, but, uh,
Dialogue: 0,1:18:14.50,1:18:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to know.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:16.50,1:18:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, uh,
Dialogue: 0,1:18:19.50,1:18:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a virgin,\Nand, uh--
Dialogue: 0,1:18:24.50,1:18:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, me, Kevin, Jim\Nand Finch were--
Dialogue: 0,1:18:26.50,1:18:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all made this pact...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:29.50,1:18:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we would\Nlose our virginity...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:32.50,1:18:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before high school\Nwas over,
Dialogue: 0,1:18:34.50,1:18:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and tonight is supposed\Nto be the night that we all do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:39.50,1:18:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't the best way\Nto proposition me.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:41.50,1:18:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that's--\NThat's not what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:44.50,1:18:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,W-What I mean is, uh--
Dialogue: 0,1:18:48.50,1:18:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, do you know\Nwhat made me leave that game ?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:50.50,1:18:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, Coach, he was givin' us\Nthis speech about...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:54.50,1:18:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not slacking off when you see\Nthe opportunity to score--
Dialogue: 0,1:18:57.50,1:18:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't any better,\NChris.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:59.50,1:19:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you see--\NYou see, Heather,
Dialogue: 0,1:19:02.50,1:19:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what I realized is that...
Dialogue: 0,1:19:04.50,1:19:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with you, it's...\Nnot like I'm running towards a goal...
Dialogue: 0,1:19:09.50,1:19:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iooking for\Nthe best way to score.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:12.50,1:19:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This may sound\Na little corny, but...
Dialogue: 0,1:19:16.50,1:19:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like\NI've already won.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:21.50,1:19:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, uh,\NI care about you a lot.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:26.50,1:19:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oz, I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:30.50,1:19:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You called me Oz.\N- Well, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:33.50,1:19:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's what your friends\Ncall you.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:35.50,1:19:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I feel like I'm\None of your friends now.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:38.50,1:19:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And... your girlfriend ?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:44.50,1:19:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Ain't never thought that\NI could love like this -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:19:49.50,1:19:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} This feeling inside me\Nis growing -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:19:52.50,1:19:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I never thought that\Nyou would care -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,1:20:16.50,1:20:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are ya lost ?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:22.50,1:20:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're Stifler's mom.\NUh--
Dialogue: 0,1:20:25.50,1:20:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, not lost.\NJust, um,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:28.50,1:20:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know,\Ntaking the tour.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:33.50,1:20:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, uh, thank you for letting\Nus have this wonderful party.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:37.50,1:20:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As if there was\Nan alternative in the matter.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:44.50,1:20:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you enjoying yourself ?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:47.50,1:20:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm... three sheets\Nto the wind, ma'am.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:50.50,1:20:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so happy for you.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:53.50,1:20:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it takes the edge off,\Ndoesn't it ?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:57.50,1:21:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where's your little date tonight ?\N- No date. It was--
Dialogue: 0,1:21:00.50,1:21:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a bathroom incident.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:03.50,1:21:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Pardon me ?\N- Never mind.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:11.50,1:21:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have\Nanything to drink ?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:13.50,1:21:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe the kegs\Nare upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:17.50,1:21:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is what\Nthe cretins drink.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:19.50,1:21:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm talking about\Nalcohol, liquor.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:21.50,1:21:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The good stuff.\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:26.50,1:21:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got some scotch.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:28.50,1:21:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Single malt ?\N- Aged 18 years.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:33.50,1:21:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The way I like it.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:38.50,1:21:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you go\Ngrab a glass from the bar ?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:43.50,1:21:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I should.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:46.50,1:21:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Allow me.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:49.50,1:21:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know it's\Na bitchin' party.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:51.50,1:21:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Stif-man\Nalways comes through in the clutch.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:57.50,1:22:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Jim Laughs ] And then he just\Npuked his brains out.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:01.50,1:22:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That is a nasty story.\N- Yep, I told you.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:04.50,1:22:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to hear\Na nasty story of mine ?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:06.50,1:22:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's sort of sexual.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:10.50,1:22:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah !\NYeah, let's hear it.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:13.50,1:22:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, well, this one time at band camp,\Nwe were playing this game.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:18.50,1:22:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if you know it,\Nbut it's called "Spin the Bottle."
Dialogue: 0,1:22:21.50,1:22:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I had to kiss this guy\Nnamed Mark Wander on the lips.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:25.50,1:22:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And-And he plays\Ntrombone--
Dialogue: 0,1:22:27.50,1:22:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Kevin ] So how do you\Nwant to be ?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:30.50,1:22:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like... how do you\Nwant to do it ?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:34.50,1:22:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.\NHow do you ?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:37.50,1:22:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like... normal style.\NThe missionary position.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:43.50,1:22:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:51.50,1:22:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kev ?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:54.50,1:22:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah ?\N- I wanna hear you say it.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:56.50,1:22:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:01.50,1:23:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Victoria,
Dialogue: 0,1:23:04.50,1:23:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:07.50,1:23:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:21.50,1:23:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Don't stray -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:23:24.50,1:23:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Don't ever go away -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:23:26.50,1:23:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I should be\Nmuch too smart for this -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:23:29.50,1:23:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} You know it gets\Nthe better of me -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:23:32.50,1:23:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Sometimes\Nwhen you and I collide -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:23:36.50,1:23:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} I fall into an ocean of you -{\b0}\N- Oh. My hair.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:39.50,1:23:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Pull me out in time -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:23:41.50,1:23:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Gasps ]\N- -{\b1} Don't let me drown -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:23:43.50,1:23:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Let me down -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:23:46.50,1:23:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You okay ?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:48.50,1:23:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Go slow.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:52.50,1:23:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Say you'll stay -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:23:55.50,1:23:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Don't come and go -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:23:58.50,1:24:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Like you do -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:24:02.50,1:24:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Sway my way -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:24:05.50,1:24:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Yeah, I need to know -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:24:08.50,1:24:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} All about you -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:24:12.50,1:24:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Say you'll stay -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,1:24:15.50,1:24:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the end of the story\Nis you...
Dialogue: 0,1:24:18.50,1:24:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had to kiss the guy\Nfor 20 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:20.50,1:24:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes ! And he was such a dork.\NEveryone laughed at me...
Dialogue: 0,1:24:24.50,1:24:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- but I didn't care\Nbecause it was so funny. - I get it.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:28.50,1:24:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this one time at band camp,\NI stuck a flute in my pussy.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:32.50,1:24:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm.\N[ Sputters ]
Dialogue: 0,1:24:34.50,1:24:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Coughs ]\NExcuse me ?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:36.50,1:24:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What ? You don't think I know\Nhow to get myself off ?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:39.50,1:24:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell, that's what\Nhalf of band camp is-- Sex Ed.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:43.50,1:24:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So are we gonna screw soon,\N'cause I'm gettin' kinda antsy.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:55.50,1:24:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This'll do. Whoo-hoo !
Dialogue: 0,1:24:59.50,1:25:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Toy Squeaks ]\N- [ Grunts ] Ow !
Dialogue: 0,1:25:03.50,1:25:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I have two rubbers.\NWear them both. It'll desensitize you.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:05.50,1:25:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I have two rubbers.\NWear them both. It'll desensitize you.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:08.50,1:25:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want you coming\Nso damn early this time.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:12.50,1:25:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What makes you think\Nthat I would come early ?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:15.50,1:25:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on. I saw you on the 'Net.\NWhy do you think I accepted this date ?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:19.50,1:25:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're a sure thing.\N- [ Scoffs ]
Dialogue: 0,1:25:24.50,1:25:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I am.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:27.50,1:25:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I said, "This is very obviously\Na Piero della Francesca."
Dialogue: 0,1:25:31.50,1:25:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughing ]\NHmm.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:39.50,1:25:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, uh, would you object if I said\Nthat you were quite striking ?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:44.50,1:25:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Finch, are you\Ntrying to seduce me ?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:49.50,1:25:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, ma'am, I am.\N- -{\b1} And here's to you -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:25:52.50,1:25:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Mrs. Robinson -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:25:54.50,1:25:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Jesus loves you more\Nthan you will know -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:25:58.50,1:26:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Whoa, whoa, whoa -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:01.50,1:26:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Stand up tall, Mrs. Robinson -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:04.50,1:26:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mmm, you're dead.\N- -{\b1} God in heaven smiles on those who pray -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:08.50,1:26:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Hey, hey, hey -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:11.50,1:26:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Hey, hey, hey -{\b0}-**\N- [ Pool Balls Clacking ]
Dialogue: 0,1:26:13.50,1:26:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- -{\b1} Hey, hey, hey -{\b0}-**\N- [ Pool Balls Clacking ]
Dialogue: 0,1:26:15.50,1:26:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Sway my way -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:18.50,1:26:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Yeah, I need to know -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:21.50,1:26:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} All about you -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:24.50,1:26:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And there's no cure -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:27.50,1:26:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And no way to be sure -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:30.50,1:26:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Why everything's\Nturned inside out -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:32.50,1:26:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} lnstilling so much doubt -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:34.50,1:26:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} It makes me so tired -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:37.50,1:26:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I feel so uninspired -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:40.50,1:26:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} My head is battling\Nwith my heart -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:26:42.50,1:26:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} My logic has been torn apart\NAnd now -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,1:26:46.50,1:26:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Stifler's Mom ] I had\Nno idea you'd be this good. - Neither did l.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:49.50,1:26:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Moaning ]\NOh, Finchy. Finch.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:51.50,1:26:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, Stifler's mom, whoa !\N- Finchy !
Dialogue: 0,1:26:58.50,1:27:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Toy Squeaks ]
Dialogue: 0,1:27:00.50,1:27:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [ Toy Squeaking ]\N- Okay, let's go.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:03.50,1:27:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's my name ?\NSay my name, bitch !
Dialogue: 0,1:27:06.50,1:27:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michelle, Michelle.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:09.50,1:27:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Jim ] Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:39.50,1:27:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was\Na great night, huh ?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:43.50,1:27:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:47.50,1:27:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I just can't believe\Nwe had our senior prom.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:50.50,1:27:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.\NIt went by so fast.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:54.50,1:27:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it did.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:57.50,1:27:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kevin ?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:04.50,1:28:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next year with you\Ngoing to Ann Arbor...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:06.50,1:28:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and me going to lthaca,
Dialogue: 0,1:28:10.50,1:28:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not gonna work,\Nis it ?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:13.50,1:28:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.\NDon't say that.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:15.50,1:28:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean,\Nwe could make it work.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:19.50,1:28:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It'll be perfect.\N- No, Kevin.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:23.50,1:28:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But--\N-See, that's what I've been realizing...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:26.50,1:28:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that...\Nnothing's perfect.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:28.50,1:28:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you can't\Nplan everything.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:33.50,1:28:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I guess... you will\Nbe pretty far away.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:38.50,1:28:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we'll be on our own,\Nmeeting new people.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:45.50,1:28:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last night, though.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:51.50,1:28:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't lying.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:55.50,1:28:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:13.50,1:29:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's gone.\NWha--
Dialogue: 0,1:29:16.50,1:29:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God.\NShe used me.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:19.50,1:29:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was used.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:22.50,1:29:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was used.\NCool !
Dialogue: 0,1:29:28.50,1:29:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this door locked--
Dialogue: 0,1:29:30.50,1:29:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, where's--
Dialogue: 0,1:29:34.50,1:29:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mom ? Shit-brick ?\N- [ Finch ] Hey, Stifler.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:40.50,1:29:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Do do do do do do do -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:29:44.50,1:29:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Finch ] I just gotta say that women,
Dialogue: 0,1:29:47.50,1:29:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iike a fine wine,\Nonly get better with age.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:51.50,1:29:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, I have\Nno basis for comparison, but, uh,
Dialogue: 0,1:29:55.50,1:29:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was good.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:57.50,1:29:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you almost made it,\Nhuh, Oz ?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:59.50,1:30:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'll just say that\Nwe had a great night together. - Hang in there, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:03.50,1:30:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You'll get there.\N- You know, guys, I think we're falling in love.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:08.50,1:30:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-- [ Chuckles ]\NWow.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:12.50,1:30:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great, man.\NThat's awesome.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:16.50,1:30:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-You know what\Nthe coolest thing is, guys ?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:18.50,1:30:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This.\NYou know, right now.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:21.50,1:30:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's true. I mean, after this,\Neverything's gonna be different.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:24.50,1:30:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After... getting laid ?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:28.50,1:30:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- After high school.\N- Here's to the next step.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:31.50,1:30:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- To the next step.\N- To the next step. - To the next step.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:36.50,1:30:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Do do do do do do do -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:30:39.50,1:30:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Do do do do do do do -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:30:42.50,1:30:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Do do do do do do do -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:30:44.50,1:30:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Do do do do do do do -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,1:30:52.50,1:30:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Chickety China, the Chinese\Nchicken, have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:30:57.50,1:30:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Watchin' X Files\Nwith no lights on -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:30:59.50,1:31:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} We're dans la maison\NI hope the Smoking Man's in this one -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:01.50,1:31:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Like Harrison Ford\NI'm getting frantic -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:03.50,1:31:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Like Sting I'm tantric\NLike Snickers guaranteed to satisfy -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:04.50,1:31:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Like Sting I'm tantric\NLike Snickers guaranteed to satisfy -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:05.50,1:31:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Like Kurosawa\NI make mad films -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:07.50,1:31:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Okay, I don't make films\Nbut if I did they'd have a samurai -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:10.50,1:31:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Gonna get a set of better clubs,\Ngonna find the kind with tiny nubs -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:12.50,1:31:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} So my irons aren't always\Nflyin' off the backswing -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:14.50,1:31:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Gonna get in tune\Nwith Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:16.50,1:31:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Has got the boom anime babes\Nthat make me think the wrong thing -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:18.50,1:31:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} How can I help it if I think\Nyou're funny when you're mad -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:20.50,1:31:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Tryin' hard not to smile\Nthough I feel bad -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:22.50,1:31:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I'm the kinda guy\Nwho laughs at a funeral -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:24.50,1:31:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sweetheart ?\N- -{\b1} Can't understand what I mean You soon will -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:26.50,1:31:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} It's been one week\Nsince you looked at me -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:29.50,1:31:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Dropped your eyes to the side\Nand said, I'm sorry -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,1:31:30.50,1:31:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Dropped your eyes to the side\Nand said, I'm sorry -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,1:31:31.50,1:31:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Hello to your mother\Nyour brother significant other -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:35.50,1:31:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I am the summertime -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:39.50,1:31:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And I'm here\Nto free your mind -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:45.50,1:31:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Kick off your shoes the blues\Nand use anything but your mind -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:49.50,1:31:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} 'Cause this is\Nthe summertime -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:54.50,1:31:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And it's here\Nto free your mind -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:31:59.50,1:32:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} How many other people\Ncan you save today -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:32:04.50,1:32:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Don't you think it's high time\Nthat you sail away -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:32:09.50,1:32:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Leave today\NDon't fall behind -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:32:14.50,1:32:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Try something new, turn into you\Nif only for a short time -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:32:18.50,1:32:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I am the summertime -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:32:23.50,1:32:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And I'm here\Nto free your mind -{\b0}-**
Dialogue: 0,1:32:38.50,1:32:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Love is tragic\NLove is bold -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:32:40.50,1:32:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} You will always\Ndo what you are told -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:32:48.50,1:32:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Love is hard\NLove is strong -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:32:51.50,1:32:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} You will never say\Nthat you were wrong -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:32:59.50,1:33:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I don't know\Nwhen I got bitter -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:01.50,1:33:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Love is surely better\Nwhen it's gone -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:08.50,1:33:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} 'Cause you wanted more -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:10.50,1:33:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} More than I could give -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:13.50,1:33:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} More than I could handle -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:15.50,1:33:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And a life that I can't live -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:19.50,1:33:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} You wanted more -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:21.50,1:33:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} More than I could bear -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:24.50,1:33:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} More than I could offer -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:26.50,1:33:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And a love that isn't there -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:41.50,1:33:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Love is color\NLove is love -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:43.50,1:33:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Love is never saying\Nyou're too proud -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:51.50,1:33:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Love is trusting\NLove is honest -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:33:54.50,1:33:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Love is not a hand\Nthat holds you down -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:02.50,1:34:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I don't know\Nwhen I got bitter -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:04.50,1:34:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} Love is surely better\Nwhen it's gone -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:11.50,1:34:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} 'Cause you wanted more -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:13.50,1:34:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} More than I could give -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:16.50,1:34:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} More than I could handle -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:18.50,1:34:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And a life that I can't live -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:22.50,1:34:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} You wanted more -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:24.50,1:34:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} More than I could bear -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:27.50,1:34:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} More than I could offer -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:29.50,1:34:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And a love that isn't there -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:36.50,1:34:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I gotta pick me up\Nwhen I am down -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:42.50,1:34:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I gotta get my feet\Nback on the ground -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:34:47.50,1:34:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I gotta pick me up\Nwhen I am down -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:35:02.50,1:35:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} I don't know\Nwhen I got bitter -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:35:05.50,1:35:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} But love is surely better\Nwhen it's gone -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:35:12.50,1:35:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} 'Cause you wanted more -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:35:14.50,1:35:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} More than I could give -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:35:17.50,1:35:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} More than I could handle -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:35:19.50,1:35:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} And a life that I can't live -{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,1:35:22.50,1:35:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-{\b1} You wanted more -{\b0}-**