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Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.13,0:00:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil: We text each other a lot
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dan: (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: And we've now made a tradition\ND: Wait which one is this?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: This is..\ND: The fourquel? The threequel?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: The foursome?\NP: The foursome
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: This is a goddamn franchise
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the Dan and Phil\Ntexts cinematic universe
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In case you're new to this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The idea is we're gonna\Nread our iMessage conversations
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you wanna know the real Dan and Phil?\NP: (dramatic ooh)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Not those stories, \Nnot what everyone thinks P: No
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Who are actually are they?\NWhat is going on in these minds?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What is here? What is here?\ND: The most vulnerable-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Nothing\NP: Nothing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: The end
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Little bird noises\ND: Short video
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I sound a bit like a horse because I\Nhad laryngitis
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Phil made out with a horse\NP: Yes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: He's got horsevid\NP: Hm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It was the horse prince
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(deep voice) Welcome to Dan and Phil text\Neach other, with Phil's brand new voice
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Now it just sounds like some patreon \Nasmr porn thing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It does. I should do one of those\ND: Okay. Where the f(squeak)k are we sat?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Continuing the kitchen reveal, past what\Nyou saw in the baking video, welcome to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a bit of feature wall\NP: Look at this. And then that's the fish
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tank that has not been finished yet\ND: That is my abandoned fish tank
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: We're both wearing what I think were\Nthe aesthetics of the year from us
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I'm doing my new bomber jacket era\ND: From the Japan pic
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: And I"ve got the single best merch\Ngarment of all time. The doomed hoodie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Yeah\ND: This sh(bark) snug n a bug n a rug
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: For context, I'm the blue bubbles and \NDan is the black bubbles
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Obviously \NP: Yeah
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: January 1st, proving that I'm the\Nbetter friend, I was the first person to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,text you, saying- \ND: We were in the same location
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: 'Rat' at 2:28am\ND: Why would you text me at 2:30 on-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I don't know\ND: New Years Eve just saying 'rat'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Start as you meant to go on, \Nwhat the hell is wrong with you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Maybe I'd seen a rat\ND: And then the next day showing that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're real party people with NYD plans..\N'Can I have my Switch controllers, only if
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not the worst hassle'. 90% of our\Ntext conversation are when we're 3 metres
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,away from each other- P: Yes D: and we\Nwant someone to pass something
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or do something\NP: For example Dan asking for his Switch
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,controllers.. probably on the toilet. Just\Nslide it through the crack..
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Just me doing a thing, Phil-\NP: ..of the door.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Oh.. oh god\NP: Of the door. Of the door!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Not gonna be violet for long\NP: Eugh
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: 'Can you say dick on TikTok?'\NP: I like that you think I'm the authority
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this. 'I dot think so. You can't \Nsay sex on TikTok.' D: Nice
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: You know how people say sex?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Uh 5 E 3\NP: Seggs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: 'This person is on Only Fans' I'm not \Nsaying who
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: 'Lowkey' \NP: 'Are you going to look lol'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: 'Can't be a- we should get a discount'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I don't follow anyone on Only Fans but\NI was interested
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I mean whatever it was, ultimately-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Not highkey enough to give him 4 pounds\ND: I ain't paying for that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: We're jumping straight in with Dan and\NPhil with their own alien language
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what the hell are they on\NP: It's too much effort to say real words
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: 'mote'\ND: Now this looks like 'to e' but I think
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's toe\NP: Toè
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: 'Please can you make'\ND: Now that was danandphilese for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's time to make a coffee.\NWelcome to Pluto
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: There we go
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: 'Do you know where my black shirt is?'\NP: 'Wow that narrows it down'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Yeah walked into that one
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: 'How do batteries work?' wha- wha-\Nsometimes-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Why are you texting me that?\NP: I don't know
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Oh for gods sake\NP: Here I go