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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.41,0:00:03.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu tenho uma nova.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.91,0:00:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honecker entra no seu escritório de manhã,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.27,0:00:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,abre a janela, olha para o sol e diz...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.49,0:00:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Qual é o problema?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.41,0:00:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, perdão...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.71,0:00:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu só...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.75,0:00:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isso foi..\NEu estava...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.27,0:00:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Não, por favor, colega,\Nfique à vontade.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.72,0:00:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ainda somos livres para rir do\NPresidente do Conselho Estatal
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.36,0:00:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vá em frente!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.32,0:00:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Provavelmente, eu já conheço a piada.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.14,0:00:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vamos! Conte-nos a piada.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.94,0:00:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bem, Honecker, o Secretário Geral,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.82,0:00:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,olha para o sol e diz:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.72,0:00:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Bom dia, querido sol"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.42,0:00:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Bom dia, querido sol"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.26,0:00:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Desse jeito.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.34,0:00:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E o sol responde:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.16,0:00:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Bom dia, querido Erich"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.17,0:00:57.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De tarde, Erich vai à janela de novo,\Nabre-a, olha para o sol e diz:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.49,0:00:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Boa tarde, querido sol"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.30,0:01:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E o sol responde:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.31,0:01:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Boa tarde, querido Erich"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.82,0:01:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E de noite, após o trabalho, ele\Nvolta à janela e diz
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.34,0:01:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Boa noite, querido sol"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.16,0:01:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mas o sol não responde.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.26,0:01:09.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Então, ele repete:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.35,0:01:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Boa noite, querido sol!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.07,0:01:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Qual é o problema?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.46,0:01:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E o sol responde:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.49,0:01:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Vá à merda! Eu estou no oeste agora"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.58,0:01:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(risadas)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boa, boa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.25,0:01:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muito bem. Nome?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.82,0:01:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Patente? Divisão?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.15,0:01:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.75,0:01:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stieger. Segundo tenente Axel Stieger. \NDivisão M.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.35,0:01:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bem, acho que não preciso te dizer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.00,0:01:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quais consequências isso pode\Nlevar à sua carreira.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.02,0:01:45.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Por favor, tenente coronel...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.65,0:01:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu só...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.37,0:01:50.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Você só zombou do nosso partido.\NIsso foi impulsivo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.39,0:01:53.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviamente, é apenas a ponta\Ndo iceberg.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.33,0:01:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu vou reportar isso ao escritório \Ndo ministério.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.58,0:02:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(risadas)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.02,0:02:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Só estou brincando.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.40,0:02:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muito boa, né?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.60,0:02:13.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A sua também foi excelente.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.49,0:02:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu tenho uma melhor.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.38,0:02:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Qual a diferença entre Erich Honecker\Ne um telefone?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.71,0:02:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hum? Hein?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.02,0:02:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nenhuma. Tente novamente.