I've got a new one.
Honecker comes into his office in the morning,
opens the window, looks at the sun and says...
What's the matter?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just...
That was... I had...
No, no, please, colleague, you are welcome.
We are still free to laugh about the Chairman of the State Council.
Come on.
Probably, I know the joke already.
Well, come on. Let us know the joke.
Well, Honecker, the General Secretary,
looks at the sun and says:
"Good morning, dear sun."
This way.
And the sun replies:
"Good morning, dear Erich."
At noon Erich goes to the window again, opens it, looks at the sun and says:
"Hello, dear sun."
And the sun replies:
"Hello, dear Erich."
And in the evening after work Honecker goes to the window again and says:
"Good evening, dear sun."
But the sun doesn't answer.
Now, he asks once again:
"Good evening, dear sun."
"What's the matter?"
And the sun replies:
" Kiss my ass! I'm out west now."
( all laughing )
Well, well.
All right. Name?
Rank, division?
Me?
Stiegler. Second lieutenant Axel Stiegler. Division M.
Well, I suppose I don't have to tell you
what consequences this might have for your career, you just did.
Please. Comrade lieutenant colonel,
I just...
You just sneered at our party. That was agitation.
Obviously, it's just the tip of the iceberg.
I'm going to report to the ministry office.
( laughs )
I'm just kidding.
Pretty well, huh?
Yours was pretty well, too.
I've got a better one.
What's the difference between Erich Honecker and a telephone?
Mmh, well?
Nothing. Replace, try again.