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(Google) Next! I said next!

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If Google was still a guy

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-Why am I alive?
-Okay...

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-Cream cheese is cheese?
-Wait, do you still want to know about--

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~Avocado pit huge why?
-Okay, don't speak in these weird haikus.

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-How to tell if pregnant?
-Oh boy...

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-How to tell if--
-If pregnant?

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JENNIFER!

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-Local mosque, Seattle. 
-NSA, don't mind me.

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How to pronounce "do-gah-coin"?

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-According to Google maps, there's a number--
-Security.

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-Can you please not black mail?
-Just...

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-Oh, excuse me...
-Oh, no, no...come on in.

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Today is Jackson Pollock's birthday 
so we're celebrating

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-his particular style of painting.
-Why fart smell?

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Not the most important painters 
of all time, and you want to know

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why farts smell, so there you go!

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Flight to Washington.

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Bank transfer all money to dogecoin how?

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-Okay, Glass.
-(snickers)

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Search "avoid being bullied
for wearing Google Glass"!

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(cracks up)

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-Flight to Washington state.
-I knew you made that mistake.

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-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F--
-I think your F key is stuck!

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F-F-F-F-F...

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Why longitude shaped like an orange slice?

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-You are so wrong, dumb ass!
-We'll see.

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Groundhogs Day or Groundhog Day.

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-Groundhog Day.
-OOOH!

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Haircut place bowl cut.

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-Terror pictures.
-Oh...

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Oh, sorry. 
<i>Terrior</i> pictures.

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Oh! (chuckles) Okay...

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(laughing in delight)

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-Hey, man, let me do my job, alright?
-Fuck you!

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Can sue for screen door injured?

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Where to buy pet Russian dolphin?

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Why do my farts smell?

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-Tent...
-Doing a little camping, huh?

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-Tentacle hentai.
-OH COME ON!

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Open for business, everyone! 
Come on in, it's awesome in here!

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Soon...they'll come soon. Heh.